I saw Nobita standing proudly on the podium, involuntarily lowering his head, lowering his head again, and constantly cursing in his heart, you are ashamed to be a fool, but don't pull me!

Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at Nobita to see what he was up to.

In fact, it wasn't just me, all the classmates were waiting to see what he wanted to do.

The kid picked up a piece of chalk and wrote three big characters crookedly on the blackboard: Gan Chengxiong.

Nima! These three words are written, like a spider crawling, and the male character is also smeared, and a new one is written next to it, do you think this is a pen word? I don't know how to erase it if I made a mistake?

Nobita finished writing his name, shook the head of the chicken nest, and said with a big tooth: "Hello everyone, my name is Gan Chengxiong."

He lives in Sheshan Town and was admitted to the county No. 1 middle school.

In the same class, everyone can be called brothers,

You can also say brother, or you can call Nobita,

We don't have anything else, righteousness is in the midst of it,

I love the beauty, brother I hurt the most,

A limerick poem, looking for Nobita if you have something. ”

Nobita waved his hand, and he threw away the chalk head with a very leader-like look, his eyes swept over the class, and he sat on the poss of victory, and the two could not be two.

"Good!"

I don't know which bastard took the lead and shouted, and the whole class began to applaud, and the atmosphere of the whole classroom was suddenly exploded by Nobita's fool.

Nobita, this guy is the master who is crazy and doesn't want to die, and his hands are pressed and his face is full of red light.

I'm stupid, to say that Nobita can always surprise me, oh, no, it's fright, the other classmates are still in the joyful atmosphere of limericks, but I feel a burst of sadness, is this going to be embarrassing again?

I twisted my head to the side and tried not to look at this guy, it was so humiliating,

The problem is that I don't look at people, people come to the door by themselves!

Nobita walked towards me step by step, I was afraid that this kid would do something embarrassing, and then pull me into the water, hurriedly lowered his head, and muttered silently, I don't know him, I don't know him.

"Gan Chengxiong, is it? Contemptible Zhu Yiqun, Shuibo Liangshan Zhu ......"

I shouted long live in my heart, and Zhu Yiqun's extremely long-winded self-introduction sounded like a heavenly voice at this moment, stopping Nobita aside.

"And me, and me, contemptible Dai Xiao, Shuibo Liangshan Dai ......"

It's so handsome, at this moment, Hum Ha Er will stop Nobita aside like my savior, and two chattering sullen men meet a verbose lewd man, a perfect match!

Nobita looked at Zhu Yiqun and Dai Xiao awkwardly: "Do I know you two?" Have we seen it? ”

Dai Xiao put on the posture of his high-ranking wife: "I didn't know each other before, but then we got to know each other." ”

Zhu Yiqun helped his eyes: "The contemptible people admire the extraordinary courage of classmate Gan, and the contemptible person has a question to ask classmate Gan, I don't know if classmate Gan can tell you a thing or two." ”

Nobita glanced at me helplessly, waved his hand and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, everyone will be classmates in the future, just say what you have to say, know everything and say everything." ”

I am secretly happy in my heart, three women in one play, and three sullen men are not much worse together, especially when these three pretend-forced goods get together, it is fun to watch.

Zhu Yiqun put on a posture of an ancient sour showman: "I want to ask, what did you just do to the head teacher, Teacher Chen, and why did she leave in shame." ”

After listening to Zhu Yiqun's words, I had a feeling that I could pretend to be so special, the small universe in my own body was about to move again, and my fists were squeezed by me, and I really had the urge to go up and slap my face.

Nobita also felt very awkward, and grabbed Zhu Yiqun's shoulder and said, "Brother Tai, can we ...... inside."

Zhu Yiqun arched his hand: "It's okay for Brother Gan to speak directly. ”

Nobita swallowed his saliva: "Then I'll say it directly, can you talk about people, don't force people at every turn, force people, listen weird and awkward, pretending to be forced, not just talking about it, if you want to pretend to be connotative, pretend to be classy, pretend to be style."

I have time to learn from my brother, it is rare to see someone like me who is high-end and high-grade, low-key and luxurious! The only one in the world. ”

Dai Xiao and Zhu Yiqun glanced at each other, and at the same time, what they saw from each other's eyes was all admiration, and finally found a bosom friend, look at what they pretended, and then look at the two of them, it is obviously a grade worse!

Dai Xiao stretched out a thumbs up to Nobita: "Gao, that, Brother Xiong, you haven't answered Brother Zhu's question yet!" ”

"Ah...... This one. ”

Nobita smiled: "This, it's nothing, it's just a kiss on her, and as soon as she was ashamed, she ran away!" ”

'Wow'

The whole class let out a noise like boiling water.

"Did you hear that, he kissed Chen Cannon."

"I told you a long time ago, I kissed it."

"yes, he confessed it himself."

"This one is too bold, this thing must be unlucky."

"Isn't he going to be the first immortal to be dropped out of school just after school?"

……

As soon as I rolled my eyes, my heart said you can blow it, blow hard, and when the cowhide breaks, I will see how you end.

Zhu Yiqun was obviously still a little skeptical: "Really fake? ”

Nobita glared: "Of course it's true, you don't look at my brother's appearance, this dress, this hairstyle, this physique, whether it's a beautiful teacher or a school flower goddess, then who sees my brother and is not loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom?"

Sue you, just before my brother, the school spent every day chasing backwards, and the beauties were all pushed backwards, who didn't know the Sheshan Town Middle School......"

Nobita's words, and suddenly a group of perverts watched: "Really? Brother Xiong, do you really know the school flower? We've seen few beautiful women, don't lie to us. ”

Nobita gave a thumbs up: "Then it goes without saying that there used to be a ...... named Jiang Shishi in our school."

The mention of the name Jiang Shishi suddenly attracted a burst of surprise: "Jiang Shishi? Do you know Jiang Shishi from Class 13? ”

Nobita Yixi: "Jiang Shishi is also in County No. 1 Middle School?" Great, we don't just know each other, our feelings, ......"

I covered my face, secretly pulled my chair back, and retreated to the root of the wall, sighing in my heart, I was unladylike when I met someone, I was careless in making friends, how could I be a classmate and brother with such a thick-skinned guy for so many years?

I don't know him, I really don't know him.

Finally, someone who couldn't get used to Nobita's bombastic appearance began to refute it.

"Cut, bragging doesn't make a draft, but I can see it clearly, you just said something to Teacher Chen, and Teacher Chen left."

Well, finally a righteous person appeared, I looked up, this righteous person is not tall, one meter six, he is not handsome, he is a little stronger than Nobita, his face is angry, full of a sense of justice.

What's his name? Uh, I don't know yet.

Nobita glanced at the righteous man: "Who are you?" Do I know you? ”

The righteous man's words were true: "My name is Yu Zheng, you don't know me, I know you, I used to be from Sheshan Town Middle School, others don't know you, don't I know yet?" I don't have any real skills, I'm just bragging badly, and I usually count down to the whole grade in exams, and I don't know how you got into the county No. 1 middle school. ”

Nobita was suddenly poked in the weakness, and he was suddenly a little annoyed: "Brother is to endure humiliation and bear the burden, and he usually takes exams, is it necessary to be so serious?" As long as you study well and the exam is not difficult, even if my brother plays every day and makes beautiful eyebrows, he can still go to the county No. 1 middle school, which is called ability. ”

Although Nobita's mouth is hard, there is already some emptiness in these words.

Zhu Yiqun suddenly jumped out and said: "Gan Chengxiong, why do I seem to have heard this name read by someone." Dare to ask Brother Gan, how many points did you score in this high school entrance examination? I've read the list of the high school entrance examination many times, although I can't remember all of them, but vaguely, it seems that there is really no name for you! ”

I frowned, it's broken, Nobita is going to be deflated this time.

Tell me about this Zhu Yiqun, you have nothing to do? What do you do with the high school entrance examination list? You're full, aren't you?

Well, it seems like I have a rough idea of it, after all, I've read the list three times.

Nobita's face twitched for a while, and then he shouted at the top of his voice: "Hmph, my name must not be on the list!" High-achieving students like me, they are all directly guaranteed by the school, and they are admitted without examinations, understand?

When I went to school, there was only one person in the whole school who could compare with me, and this person was the top student in this year's high school entrance examination. ”

I'm cāo your grandma! I knew that this thing was going to pull Lao Tzu into the water sooner or later, and seeing this shameful thing and Lao Tzu to wipe his ass, how could I be good?

The eyes of the whole class were focused on me, and I was suddenly in a big place.

Just when I was in a dilemma, a tall figure suddenly appeared at the door of the classroom, and a crisp voice shouted in surprise: "Gan Chengxiong? Why are you here? ”

I saw Nobita's face change from blue to white, from white to red, from red to a pig brother, and my saliva was about to flow out.

Jiang Shishi? How did she get here?