998 As long as 998, Dongfang will go home undefeated
998 as long as 998, the East is undefeated and goes home
After losing its theme, the banquet became as undisciplined as usual, with spirits singing, goblins dancing, mentally handicapped children playing happy games, and other youkai and humans, either in groups or twos and twos, drinking and chatting.
This is the daily routine that Gensokyo plays out every once in a while.
"Huh?! Marisa, yesterday you and Pache slept naked together, didn't you? Alice heard the gossip from somewhere, and was confronting Marisa and Pache about it...... Apparently the gossip in Gensokyo was very popular, and when it reached her ears, things were clearly distorted.
"Where is the cuddle to sleep? It must be that paparazzi talking nonsense! "Marisa obviously doesn't think there has ever been such a thing, although it is true that they have been hugged all naked, but it is all force majeure, and how can we sleep together?
After saying that, she began to look for the culprit in the crowd.
"It's not the tabloid reporter who said it, it was Reimu who told me!"
"What! Reimu is undisciplined, I didn't expect her to spread rumors too. ”
"Is it really a rumor?"
"Of course, it's just that Lori vampire's prank...... By the way, then again, why should I explain it to you? ”
"But Reimu told me that you're pregnant with a child!"
"What! Marisa, you're pregnant with a baby?! ”
"Stop talking nonsense, Pache Li, and keep reading."
"Marisa, you're so impure!"
"The child's affairs must be explained clearly, whose is it?"
Alice and Pache pulled Marisa back and forth, both wanting her to explain the doubts in their hearts, and Marisa, who was sandwiched between the two, had a big headache, "Ahhh...... It's annoying. ”
On the other side, in front of a certain cherry blossom tree, three girls, Flandrew, Gu Ming Dilian and Feng Beast Owl, gathered together again, and they looked at a certain person lying under the cherry tree, and suddenly became interested.
"Now, let's play." Fran suggested.
"What to play?" Lian asked.
Fran pointed to the person lying in front of him and said excitedly, "How about seeing who spoils her first?" ”
"Oh, that's a good offer, I like it." The Sealed Beast Eagle agreed without saying a word, and then gently poked the man's body a few times with his trident, "It seems to be sleeping soundly, just for us to play." ”
"Let's play with the eggs, you little girls!" Fujiwara Meihong, who was sleeping very sweetly, woke up immediately after such a poke, and roared loudly when she jumped up, and her whole body was on fire...... It's a real fire, and the fire is so bright that it almost burns down the cherry blossom trees.
"Ahh Chiluno, Kiruno's melted! ”
Although the cherry blossom tree was not burned, the ice fairy who happened to pass by in the air was burned, and then the whole person turned into a mist and disappeared without a trace, causing the other goblins to exclaim.
Mei Hong ignored Qi Lunuo, who was affected by the pond fish, and instead glared at the three guys in front of her who were trying to put herself to sleep, "Bad play your sister, hurry up and get out of the way, don't disturb my sleep, and ...... Ben Shao is a physique that can't be played no matter how you play! ”
"Ah, it's amazing, I want to have fun." Fran was not frightened, but looked expectant, and the other two were just as excited, their eyes like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman.
Belch! How...... Seems to have backfired?
Looking at the eyes of the three of them, Mei Hong instinctively felt that something was wrong.
In an area in the center of the banquet, there are more than a dozen tourist cloths on the ground, one of which sits on Bai Ze Huiyi, Bayi Yonglin and Yakumo Lan, in Gensokyo, they are very famous intellectuals, who know astronomy and geography, and they also have one thing in common, that is, the identity of parents.
And when parents get together, it's clear that the only thing at the center of the conversation is their children.
"Alas, speaking of my sister Hong's child, it's really not worrying at all, no matter how I teach, she doesn't want to be close to others, it's too withdrawn." Kamibai Ze Huiyin shook his head and sighed.
"Although Mei Hong is a little withdrawn, but she still often basks in the sun and goes out, and my family Hui Ye has never been out of the door, if she follows the rules to be a deep princess, it's just that, but she's a princess who has been focusing on online games for a thousand years, and recently she has been obsessed with what light, and she has locked herself in the game room for three months, and I don't know if it's moldy...... Alas! Bayi Yonglin sighed, but it was the helplessness and emotion of the parents.
At the same time, Yakumo Lan took a sip of wine and began to vomit bitter water, "You're okay, just take care of one, and in fact, your children don't have to take care of it at all, but what about me?" I'm an old and a young...... Belch! ”
Speaking of this, she subconsciously glanced around a few times, and found that Yakumo Zi was really not nearby, so she continued: "The little one is too lively and active, scratching and biting, and often breaks the furniture at home. As for the old one...... Alas, it's really a belly of anger when I mention it, throw everything on me, I can't see a figure at both ends for three days, every day I either hide in the gap to sleep, or use the gap to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, do all kinds of evil, what a sage, I think it's simply an idler! ”
"Uh, that ......" Listening to Yayun Lan's resentful complaints, Yayi Yonglin and Kamibai Ze Huiyin couldn't help but sweat, sure enough, this fox usually accumulates too much pressure.
"Actually, from another point of view, our children are still very good, at least when I am in class, although Meihong is impatient, she will listen obediently and be very polite."
"That's right, although my family Kaguya is a useless princess and is addicted to online games, but there are really no shortcomings other than that, virtuous and elegant."
"Listen to what you guys say...... Although my orange is a little more active, she is also very energetic, and although Purple is a little lazy, every time something big happens, she has the ability to turn the tide and make people respect. ”
"So...... Let's not envy other people's children. ”
"Yes, yes, drink and drink......"
Then, the three intellectuals and parents raised their glasses and drank each other.
"Excuse me, have you seen my family's Yuyuko-sama today?"
"That...... Have you ever seen my black rabbit? ”
"By the way, have you seen my second lady?"
Just when the others were enjoying the joy of the banquet, the three general owners of Gensokyo, the soul demon dream, the Suzusen Tankain and the red Misuzu were struggling to find someone, and then they collided together.
"It's been a long time since I've seen Yuyuko-sama, and I don't know if anyone else knows, I don't even know where she went, what if I don't have anything to eat? Will she starve to death? I'm so worried. ”
"Youyuzi is an undead, how can she starve to death, but the emperor, I don't know where to run since the banquet began, I'm really worried about what kind of prank she is doing, and then if something goes wrong."
"The emperor you said is the rabbit with a black belly, then you are too worried, that little guy can't make trouble in this kind of place, but the second lady of my family, she disappeared after a burst of fire just now, I'm worried...... What if she spoils someone else? What if she spoils herself? ”
The three of them talked about the things that worried each other, then looked at each other and let out a long sigh, "Ahhh......h I'm really worried! ”
Listening to the conversation of the three of them, the holy white lotus who was sitting not far away smiled knowingly, "The young man is really good, energetic, and enviable." ”
Kanako Yasaka, who was next to her, teased, "You look like an old woman." ”
"The old woman is not really, but we are originally in the aunt group."
"Hey, hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear you." Suwako is unwilling.,She's the god of Lori.,Not an aunt.。
"Well, in terms of age and temperament, we can indeed be regarded as aunts, although that cosmic man is a little older than us." Alice's mother, who is also the god of the Demon Realm, said with a smile.
"That's why I said, in terms of age and temperament, I'm not an aunt!" Suwako was genuinely angry.
Under the big tree on the other side, Ibuki Suika leaned against the tree and pointed to the group of Holy White Lotus, her face full of envy, "It's really good, those aunts are drunk and crazy, and I don't even have a drinking buddy." ”
"Hey, did you ignore us?" Xingxiong Yongyi and Shooting Pill Wen frowned suddenly.
"It's too little, and although you drink a good amount of alcohol, it's even more fun to drink with Purple and Yuyuko." Suika was drinking and saying rude things.
Finally, sitting on the luxurious Taishi chair, watching everyone drink and talk freely, Remilia was full of pride, and showed off to the people next to her, "How is it, I did a good banquet, right?" ”
Gu Ming Dijue took a sip of tea and said lightly: "Generally speaking, a banquet of this level, in the Earth Spirit Palace, can be held every day as long as I want to." ”
"Ugh!" Remilia was speechless for a moment, she originally wanted to show off her wealth in front of this old enemy, but when she thought about it carefully, Gu Ming felt that as the master of the Earth Spirit Temple, she managed almost the entire underground world, and she was also a white rich beauty who was not visible!
"Yo, it looks like everyone is having fun." Just as the two eldest ladies confronted each other, a voice suddenly sounded in the sky, attracting everyone's attention.
The crowd looked towards the sound, and saw a strange man wearing a black cloak, a mask on his face, and a rose in his mouth standing on the roof of Hakurei Shrine.
Under the gaze of everyone, the man threw down the rose, and then made a chic gesture, pointing at everyone, domineering, "The sun rises in the east, only I am undefeated, please call me undefeated in the east, from now on, I will receive everything from you!" ”