Chapter 245: The Monk Wants to Accept Disciples
Nobita was also stunned when he heard this question when he heard this question by the fat monk: "You can enter from wherever you want, just your size, this ability, there is a mouse hole at the door, you can come in, not to mention that the door is so big, how can it stop you!" ”
The fat monk smiled: "This is still like a human saying, like a drop of Taoism monks, it will inevitably go to heaven and earth, omnipotent, overturning rivers and seas......"
Damn, this old bald donkey is also a set of bragging, and he has a lot of fight with Nobita!
Nobita held the fat monk's calves, which were not much thinner than an elephant's legs, and cried, "Lafayette, can you put the little one down first?" My head is congested, and I look like I'm going to hit the street! ”
As soon as the fat monk lowered his head, he found that Nobita's face was red, and tears of blurred tears flowed out, and he couldn't help but smile again: "Although you kid is quite good at talking, my fat monk still thinks that you didn't answer my questions, so I decided to let you down first!" ”
After speaking, the fat monk's hand was released, and Nobita fell directly, fortunately, this guy held the fat monk's calf with both hands, and never let go, otherwise his head would have fallen to the ground first.
This loosening, Nobita's hands were forced, his two legs fluttered and fell to the ground, Nobita hurriedly stood up and nodded and bowed: "Thank you Buddha, thank you Buddha, the little one will retire first." ”
The fat monk's eyes were horizontal, full of authority: "Huh? ”
Nobita's steps immediately stopped on the spot, turned his head, and smiled very flatteringly: "Buddha still has something?" ”
The fat monk knocked on the table: "You haven't answered my question yet?" ”
Nobita shouted bitterly: "Buddha, I beg you, spare me, then you can go through the window if there is no door, you can go through the mouse hole without the window, you can jump over the wall above the mouse hole, just don't ask me, okay?"
On pretending to be forced Fan Er, you are the ancestor, I am just an ignorant little fart, did you let me go as a fart? ”
After saying that, Nobita also stepped back to my side.
The fat monk looked at Nobita with a grin, grabbed his arm, and pulled him back again.
Nobita had the urge to hit his head on the fat monk's stomach and die: "My Buddha, what do you want to do?" If you have something to say, don't do it? We can't tell you about this, but I'm a well-known little prince in our school, which makes others see that it is not good for your reputation.
I beg you, just let me go. ”
The fat monk didn't seem to hear Nobita say anything at all, but just pulled him in front of him and said in an admiring tone, "Not bad, not bad." ”
What's good?
The fat monk's words stunned a group of us, no way, this old guy is a leapfrog thinking, inconsistency is already his consistent style, we can only rely on the ability to make up the brain to understand the meaning of his words.
Nobita also asked with experience, "What's good?" ”
The fat monk said to him very seriously: "I said that what you said is right, I just came in over the wall." ”
After doing so much for a long time, the fat monk was still struggling with this problem, and a room full of people were collectively petrified by his thunder.
Nobita smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, you came in on the wall, right?" ”
The fat monk nodded: "That's right, you're right, I just came in by riding the wall, and the children can be taught!" ”
Nobita let out a sigh: "Then I can go, right?" ”
The fat monk nodded: "Yes." ”
The sweat on Nobita's forehead came out, and he gently lifted one foot and put it down gently, for fear that the fat monk would suddenly remember something unpleasant and leave him behind.
But the more you try to escape, the more you can't.
Since the fat monk has taken a fancy to Nobita, Nobita can't avoid it no matter how he walks.
Nobita's footsteps had just taken two steps, and the fat monk opened his mouth again: "Since the children can be taught, then I will teach you reluctantly." ”
What does this fat monk mean? I looked at my grandfather and saw that he was looking at Nobita with intriguing eyes.
Looking at Granny Yun again, the old lady also seemed to be pondering something.
As for the Black Moon Tiger, this guy's eyes were not only stunned, but also stunned and disbelieving.
Nobita slammed his head on the ground: "Buddha, the little one really knows that it's wrong, don't embarrass me, can't I give you one?" ”
The fat monk nodded, the smug look on his face was almost the same as Nobita's proud look: "You should knock one for me, one is not enough, at least three." ”
Nobita is so big, and it is the first time that he has been cleaned up so honestly, but it is easy for you to let him bow his head and admit his mistake, but if you ask him to kowtow and admit defeat, then he will never be willing.
"Dead fatty, the male master told you, the male master admits a mistake to you because he looks up to you, and you still want Lao Tzu to kowtow to you? Dream about you, Master Xiong, I am also a hero who has kissed the dead and fought with evil ghosts. I ......"
Of course, I know that Nobita wants to say that I fought with you like this, but looking at the fat monk's transformer-like figure, I don't have the confidence to say desperate words if I want to, let alone Nobita, who has a lot of slippery head than me.
The fat monk was not angry or annoyed, and said with a smile: "Really not knocking? ”
Nobita stiffened his neck: "Don't knock." ”
The fat monk stretched out his two fat palms and slapped them together, the sound was loud, shaking off the dust on the roof, and scared Nobita to stay there directly, but he didn't react.
The fat monk slapped him twice, shaking the gray on the roof: "Okay, great, don't be shocked everywhere, thick-skinned, neurotic, not weak when strong, reckless when weak, it's too much with my appetite." ”
Nobita dodged the smoke bombs falling from the roof and cried, "Fat bald donkey, do you mean to eat Xiongye?" If you want to kill, kill it, so you can leave a whole corpse for the master, and the master will be reincarnated if he dies! Are you a monk to the point of eating people? ”
The fat monk pointed to his nose and said, "Do you know why they all call me Master of the Three Non-Rings?" That's because I don't quit drinking, I don't quit sex, and third, I don't quit meat. ”
Nobita was so frightened that his face was like dust, and he ran towards my grandfather vigorously, but he was caught by the fat monk before he ran two steps.
"Ou Ning, help......"
Nobita yelled at me.
I got up and was about to rush up, my grandfather glared at me and smiled at the fat monk: "Three no-quits, do you want to accept apprentices?" This kid is just an ordinary person, if he agrees, of course it's good, if he doesn't agree, I don't want to force you. ”
The fat monk shook his head and said, "It's his honor to be my apprentice, how could he refuse me?" ”
This narcissistic demeanor is almost the same as Nobita's.
It turned out that the fat monk wanted to accept apprentices? Damn, if you take in an apprentice, you will also have a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, wouldn't it be over if you said it earlier? R1148