() The Lu family compound is very lively, the funeral banquet, set up more than 200 tables, as long as you are willing to enter the door, there will be wine to drink, there is food to eat, of course, you can only sit in the patio, only people with status can enter the lobby.

It was lunch time, and more than a dozen people were left to watch from the graveyard, and the rest of the people had come back to eat. Lu Xin led us into the lobby, and was stopped by a young man with a thin face, Lu Xin hurriedly explained that this was his cousin, named Lu Lei.

Lu Lei pulled Lu Xin and said, "Your friend?" Let's go, let's go in, my dad just invited a Taoist priest, quite a bit of a worldly master, let's hurry up and take a look! ”

Lu Xin said: "Xiao Lei, I also invited two masters, these are these two, this is Zhang Mingze, this is Lu Ting!" ”

Lu Lei asked suspiciously: "Cousin, you're not joking, are you!" How do I look like two students? Could it be that the current masters are so life-oriented! ”

Seeing the disdain on his face, I didn't mind, touched my chin and said, "We were originally students!" ”

Lu Lei pulled Lu Xin over and whispered, "Big brother, why do I think I'm here to cheat and cheat?" ”

Lu Xin blamed: "Don't talk nonsense! Judging from his expression, he seemed to be a little uncertain, and added: "Wu Nan introduced!" I've heard it's amazing."

Lu Lei suddenly smiled, patted Lu Xin's shoulder and said, "Understand, understand!" ”

Lu Ting grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go back, everyone treats us as a relative!" ”

I shook my head and said, "I can't go back at this time, I will really be underestimated when I go back, don't worry, look at me!" As he spoke, he pulled Lu Ting and followed behind Lu Xin and Lu Lei.

Walk through the lobby and into the back room. Don't look at the crowded people outside, only half of the butt can sit down, the inner room is very spacious, three or four middle-aged people in filial piety clothes are sitting, courteously flattering a robed Taoist priest, Lu Xin walked back when he saw it, but was stopped: "Xin'er, why did you come and go, come in!" ”

Seeing us behind him, he asked, "Which son's son is this?" ”

Lu Xin glared at Lu Lei, which meant to say, "I was killed by you!" He leaned into our ears and said: "The head of the Lu family, my second uncle, a rotten Confucian, if you speak too seriously, don't be surprised!" ”

I nodded and said yes.

"Xin'er, why don't you reply?" The middle-aged man grimaced.

Lu Xin stepped forward and said, "This, this is ...... I'm going to ask the gentleman who came to see ......."

"Bastard thing...... Look at what kind of gentleman they have, you are ......" The head of the Lu family was furious. was pulled by a person who was older than him beside him, and whispered: "All the guests who come, all the guests who come, don't treat the guests slowly!" ”

Only then did the head of the Lu family soften his expression a little.

When the long-bearded Taoist priest heard that we were also gentlemen, he glanced at us with his nostrils turned to the sky, and said in a strange manner: "In recent years, there are more and more guys who use big flags to make tiger skins, and they dare to call themselves Mr. by any person, and they are not afraid of misleading people!" ”

"I can't stay any longer!" Lu Ting was angry and wanted to leave.

I grabbed me and said, "Tingting, even if you want to leave, you have to be beaten back in the face first!" ”

The head of the Lu family saw that the Taoist priest was unhappy, and he was about to scold Lu Xin again, but he was stopped by the one just now, and said in his ear: "This young man is not leaving now, it means that he is a calm person, let's wait and see what happens!" ”

I stepped forward generously and said: "Yes, there are more guys who have been pulling the banner as tiger skins these years, several, my name is Zhang Mingze, this is my assistant Lu Ting, I don't know if there is a place for my letter at this table!" ”

The middle-aged man who was speaking for us just now moved out of his place and said, "Mr. Zhang, come, sit here!" ”

After a brief introduction, I learned that the head of the Lu family, the chairman of the board of directors of Lu Yi Jade Group, and Lu Xin's second uncle, is named Ji, Lu Ying, and the one who spoke for us just now is Lu Xin's uncle, called Lu Zhong. The three brothers of Lu Men also have a Lu Xi guarding in the cemetery.

The Taoist Dharma is empty, and the emptiness is long.

We all sat down, and in order to prevent Lu Xin from being a generation later in front of us, we also let us sit down. Lu Lei is still good, his eloquence is good, and he is relatively good. Even Lu Ying can say two sentences. Lu Xin was miserable, sitting there like a pins and needles, his butt was moving around, he didn't know where to put his hands, and he had to look at his second uncle first to pick up a dish, for fear that there would be rudeness.

At this time, Lu Ying took a soft-shelled turtle egg, stood up and said: "Dao Chief, they all say that the bastard is the most replenished, Dao Chief, let's have one!" ”

But the pre-estimate was insufficient, the table was too wide, and the two sat opposite each other, Lu Ying handed it over, but the emptiness couldn't catch it, and the chopsticks stopped in mid-air. Lu Ying naturally couldn't take the bastard back, and he couldn't go to the Void Dao Elder and put the bastard in his bowl. The scene was a little awkward.

The Void Daoist smiled and said, "How can you live up to the chairman's good intentions!" As he spoke, he took out a paper figure from his sleeve, put it on the table, snapped his fingers and said, "Go!" ”

The little paper figure that was about half a foot long staggered to his feet, and walked slowly towards Lu Ying around the soup bowl. came to Lu Ying, made a back posture, and motioned for Lu Ying to put the bastard on its shoulder.

At this hand, everyone present was stunned, even if they had seen a rooster laying eggs, they had never seen a paper man back a bastard. Lu Lei looked at it from all angles over and over again, and it turned out that it was indeed a paper man who was carrying the bastard on his back. The paper man had a hard time carrying it, just like the coolie in "Kung Fu", carrying the bastard to the void Taoist in a leisurely manner, unloading the bastard into the bowl, pouring it on the ground, and not moving.

At this time, there was a round of applause in the hotel, and Lu Ying gave a thumbs up and praised: "The Taoist is a good means, the old man's business, with you on the horse, why worry about it!" ”

Listening to the praise of the master's family, the emptiness Dao smiled, swept over everyone proudly, and finally fell on me, and said: "It's just a small skill of carving insects, it's not worth everyone's attention, by the way, I suddenly remembered that I have a sensitive physique, and I can't eat bastards, Mr. Zhang, is this bastard a gift to you?" ”

I nodded and said, "Okay! ”

Everyone's eyes are focused on me, and the Void Dao has shown such a hand, I must be more beautiful than him before I dare to agree, otherwise it will be ugly. The Void Dao Chief also thought so, and suddenly there was a vigilant look in his eyes. I did a better job than him, he let the paper man carry the bastard on his back for three minutes before bringing the bastard to the bowl, I stretched out my chopsticks and clamped it, and I picked it up, stuffed it into my mouth and chewed it. xh118