Chapter 181: Washing the body
"What do you mean?" Hearing this, I asked him with a black line on my face.
"Do you remember the old Taoist who named you? He may be a high-ranking person, although I'm not sure what he did to you, but judging from the current situation, you do have some relationship with me Maoshan lineage. ”
"I don't understand." My head shook like a drum, I said.
"What's not to understand about this? Think about it, if you are not a person in the Dao Sect, why do you practice the "Burning Heaven Technique"? If you are not a person in the Daomen, why do you use the 'Ghost Eye Communication'? You are not a member of the Daomen, how did you survive until now? "Burning Heaven Technique" has been cultivated twice, who blocked the first thunder tribulation for you? You don't want to think about it, don't you wonder, why do ghosts and ghosts understand the cultivation method of "Burning Heaven Jue", tell you the truth, the cultivation method of "Burning Heaven Jue" is engraved on a stone tablet in the iron building, and I also tell you that the founder of "Burning Heaven Jue" is also from the Maoshan lineage. ”
The Ninth Master said, sighed, and then pointed to my head and said: "If you don't open the ghost eye, I can only speculate about this, but as soon as you open the ghost eye, I know that you are already a person in the Daomen." If you're so curious, don't you wonder why you always encounter all kinds of strange things? I expected it to be good, since you were born, someone has washed you once, and you, you have been registered in front of the ancestor a long, long time ago. ”
"I rely on you to say that I have been a Taoist priest since I was born?" Looking at him in shock, I was a little overwhelmed. For a long time, I was so frightened by the legendary "five disadvantages and three shortcomings" that I didn't dare to step forward, but I didn't think that when I heard the ninth master say this, I would have been one of them a long time ago.
But why haven't I heard my family talk about it? I am the only seedling of the Lu family, if I become a monk and become a Taoist, then my Lu family's incense will not be lost!
Oh, by the way, the Taoist priest of Maoshan is a fire attack Taoist, and it is not okay if he is not a "monk", isn't this pushing his own child into the fire pit!? In my memory, my grandfather and the third grandfather have always been very distressed to me, with their character, they will not harm me until the last resort, but unfortunately the two old people died early, otherwise I really have to ask them, rolled my eyelids and thought about it, and suddenly remembered something, if I want to say, I really had some strange encounters in childhood, for example, when I was very young, I was taken by the third grandfather and them, before the age of ten, every day I wore a very ugly red belly pocket, and now, there is one of the old photos of the family that was left at that time, at that time, I am holding a red tassel gun, wearing a red belly pocket, with a small braid crooked on the top of the watermelon head. But no matter how I resisted, before I was ten years old, the third grandfather didn't allow me to take it off casually, and now that I think about it, is there something strange here
It's over, it's over, it's over
A wave of frustration welled up in my heart, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt no. I sat on the ground, dying, the ninth master saw this, a little crying and laughing, "Eh, what's wrong with you?" ”
"If I really become a Taoist priest, I will definitely not be able to hide from the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, you look at me, what do you think I lack" put on a bitter gourd face, I was very sad. When the ninth master heard this, he pinched his waist very speechlessly, then smiled and shook his head and said, "After so many years, don't you know what you lack?" ”
"Lack of money." Rolling my eyelids and thinking about it, I said.
"Yes." The Ninth Master nodded.
"But I'm short of women, right?" After pondering for a long time, I said again.
"So, do you think you'll live past fifty?" Looking me up and down, the ninth master asked with a smile.
"I don't know," I smiled a little bitterly, and I said frankly.
"That's it. You're lacking everything! Accept your fate! Young people see the reality better and take off their clothes! We don't have a family anymore," the Ninth Master said, urging with some impatience.
"Damn, you're a little sympathetic, okay? I don't wash it, I'm so scared" I looked at him bitterly, and I was going to cry.
"Oh go, what are you rubbing, tell you, if you don't take it off, you can't run! For you, washing your body or not washing your body has no effect on the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, hurry up! The ninth master said, kicked me, listened to what he said made some sense, I hesitated for a moment and slowly began to undress, seeing that I was busy on the side, the ninth master began to seal, with a tiger's mouth with a brush buckled on the forehead, the ninth master on the side of the chanting, and so I hesitated to take off the clothes, this old guy was already holding a box of cinnabar waiting a little impatient.
"Can you hurry up? If you rub it for a while, she'll die! ”
As soon as I heard this, the corners of my mouth twitched very breathlessly, and when I turned my head to look, the girl was looking at this side in my jumper, she seemed to be awake, her face was very pale, and Chubby was holding her more like taking advantage. Seeing me look at her, the woman lowered her head, which made me a little embarrassed, after all, it is quite embarrassing to strip naked in front of a beautiful woman, fortunately, I am not familiar with it, otherwise, I can't stand it even more.
Seeing my scruples, Chubby bent down and carried the woman far away, making sure that he was hiding in the corner and would not be seen, so he was more or less relieved, in the cave, the temperature was very low, and he shivered from the cold when he took off his clothes.
The Ninth Master stepped forward and still used the cinnabar-stained brush to draw marks on my body, except for the two very large and very complicated charms on my chest and back, the other parts of the charms were incomplete. Therefore, it would be more appropriate to use the imprint here. Especially in this part centered on the navel, the cinnabar imprint spreads around the depression in the middle, much like a Bagua map, and it is much more complex than the Bagua map.
When Jiu Ye finished painting, I found that there was still no good place on my body, from the door of my head to the soles of my feet, from the front of my chest to my back, all corners of my body were covered by all kinds of red markings. At first glance, it looks like a red armor.
I touched the marks on my face that had not dried up, imagined what I looked like now, and suddenly felt that this appearance was a bit like that of the indigenous people of India. You must know that in the land of China, in addition to the bosses on the stage, there are really not many Chinese people who are willing to draw graphics on their faces.
According to Xiaopang's recollection, he was also startled by my appearance at that time, he said that my face made the ninth master painted like the King Kong Arhat in the temple, very weird, very majestic, and I knew that this ceremony was a little extraordinary at a glance.