Sixteen goblin father-in-law
Niu Erzhu saw that the woman brought out by the old man was actually a skeleton, and he couldn't help but be horrified, his left hand grabbed Bu Facai, and his right hand had already touched his waist, the people in the rivers and lakes licked the blood on the knife edge, and they carried sharp weapons with them, Dashao originally had a dagger, and when he came out, he was afraid of danger, and brought the pistol that Ma Fengyi stole from home with him, he originally thought that it would not be useful, but he didn't expect that it would come in handy now!
Niu Erzhu put his hand on the handle of the gun, and said in his heart that no matter which evil god you are, you must dare to be detrimental to yourself and Bu Facai, don't use anything else first, as soon as the smoking guy sounds, I will send you a few peanuts! Da Shao originally thought that at this time, Bu Facai must be scared like avoiding cats and mice, who knew that this kid was like pouring ** soup, seeing the bone frame, not only did he not know that he was afraid, but his eyes were blurred, just like seeing a peerless beauty, he broke away from Niu Erzhu's hand, staggered forward, and stretched out his hands, and he was going to pull the skull's hand!
Niu Erzhu knew at a glance that he was going to have bad dishes again, this Bu Facai was stunned, he must have been on someone's road again, can he let him pass, if he falls into the hands of others, then everything is over, Da Shao is also in a hurry, and he reached out to pull the three rats, but after all, he pondered in his heart, it took a little time, and he was a little late, only grabbed the corner of Bu Facai's clothes, but the skeleton over there grabbed the three rats tightly with both hands, and pulled hard, Niu Erzhu felt a great force like a mountain and a sea, After being stunned for a moment, he heard a tearing sound, the corners of Bu Facai's clothes had been torn off, and Niu Erzhu had a piece of rags left in his hand!
Niu Erzhu was remorseful, and was about to take out a gun to fight hard, but after thinking about it, no, Bu Facai is in the hands of others, my side is ruthless, and what should I do if others are not good for the three rats? How could he put his brother in danger because of a moment of anger? Didn't that kill him? How did his parents explain when they met him in the future? Da Shao thought about it, scared his thighs, sighed, and finished his heart, I have no way to do it this time!
The old man succeeded, his face was proud, but he didn't take the opportunity to win the big and young, the old guy seemed to have a little jealousy of Niu Erzhu, seeing that he was helpless, he smiled on his face, and said: "It seems that what you said is right, this family business is really smooth, my daughter and your brother will meet each other at a glance, since I am his father-in-law, you are also my junior, and the younger generation will not salute when he sees the elders, but it is a little unreasonable!" ”
Niu Erzhu couldn't wait to punch his nose crookedly, what the fuck is this, this old thing is quite excessive, he actually wants to salute him himself, isn't this a big joke, can a dignified man kowtow to you something you don't know the origin of? Niu Erzhu had the heart to turn his face, looked at Bu Facai next to him, and held his "daughter-in-law" hand vigorously, where he was beautiful, Le's mouth was crooked, knowing that if he resisted, his brother would definitely not be better, and in desperation, he had to compromise, bend his waist, and make a long bow.
The old man originally wanted Niu Erzhu to kowtow, but where was Dashao willing to bow down to him, this was already giving him a lot of face. The old man was stunned for a moment, and saw that Niu Erzhu's face was already full of anger, and he didn't dare to be too reluctant, so he raised his hand casually, and this matter was pulled down.
Niu Erzhu saluted the old man with an angry face, and then stood back, looking at the old man with a gloomy face, waiting for what he would do next. Da Shao had already figured it out when he was doing it, there was no other result in this matter, either he and Bu Facai would die here, or they would die with these things, anyway, if you want to catch me alive, there is no door.
Erzhu thought that people had hostages in their hands, and they would definitely make things difficult in every way, who knew that the old man's eyes rolled for a while, and suddenly said with a smile: "Since we are all a family, then there is nothing polite, although the little old man is poor, but the girl goes out for such a big thing, it can't be too shabby, so let's do this, there is still a little bit of bacon prepared for the New Year at home, and a jar of home-brewed rice wine is taken out, girl, you take it out, I will drink with your mother-in-law for a while!" ”?? Ghost Silent 16
The skeleton didn't speak, let go of Bu Facai's hand, turned his head and left, Niu Erzhu saw that this was an opportunity, and hurriedly rushed up, wanting to pull Bu Facai back, who knew that the old man was not a fool, as soon as his hand was loosened, he quickly stretched out his hand, slammed the three rats in his hand, twisted his body, and drove Bu Facai to turn like this, Niu Erzhu suddenly pounced, because the force was too strong, he almost fell to the ground, the old man laughed, gritted his teeth and said: "The eldest nephew doesn't have to be polite, kowtow is exempt!" ”
When did Niu Erzhu suffer this loss? At that time, he was angry and rushed to the top beam, if it weren't for Bu Facai, he would have dismantled this rabbit a long time ago. The old man saw that Niu Erzhu was already furious, and he didn't dare to do too much, but he just grabbed Bu Facai tightly, and talked to Da Shao with a salivating face, how could Niu Erzhu have the psychology of him? It's just a hypocrisy and a snake, secretly looking for an opportunity to rescue Bu Facai.
Everyone had their own thoughts and was confronting each other, when they heard a noise in the inner room, and after a while, the skeleton came out with two plates and a pot of wine, put things on the table, stepped aside, and stood with his hands down, and his two black eyes looked directly at Niu Erzhu. Even though Da Shao is well-informed and bold, he can't help but feel a little chilled at this time. The old man didn't pay attention to it, but just poured a bowl of wine for Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, and kept beckoning the two to eat.
Bu Facai needless to say, he shook off his cheeks and ate, looking at the skeleton while eating, his eyes were full of tenderness and sweetness, and he was so beautiful that the snot bubbles came out. Niu Erzhu got goosebumps, and said in his heart, brother, brother, I don't know what you like about him? This is your delirium now, if you understand it after a while, I'm afraid it will scare you to death!
When the old man saw that Niu Erzhu didn't eat it, he actually grabbed a chopstick dish and sent it to the big bowl, and said uncontrollably: "Big nephew, you're welcome, hurry up and eat, it's like arriving home here!" ”
Niu Erzhu scolded in his heart, who is your eldest nephew? I am your eighth-generation ancestor! But at this time, I can't force it, so I have to swallow this breath for the time being, and wait for a while to find an opportunity. Niu Erzhu scolded his mother in his heart, looked down at the dishes that the old man had sandwiched, it turned out to be a few pieces of bacon, and there was nothing wrong with it, but here and now, he dared to eat there, just glanced at it, as for the bowl of wine, it couldn't be moved, the people of the rivers and lakes love to work hard in the wine, let alone in this kind of place?
When the old man saw that Niu Erzhu didn't drink a drop of wine, he suddenly smiled gloomily, raised his head and said, "Big nephew, you are not sincere, why are you so polite?" Look at me, a virtuous son-in-law, how happy I eat, my old man just likes affordable people, how can there be so many rules for small and small people? ”
Niu Erzhu resisted the urge to beat people, and said in his heart, "How can I be polite to you?" Lao Tzu is unwilling to fall for your turtle grandson! Having said that, when Da Shao heard him talk about Bu Fa Cai, his heart moved, and when he looked up, he suddenly jumped.
From the very beginning, Bu Facai was gobbling it up, although Niu Erzhu knew that these things were not coming from the right way, and I was afraid that it would be no good to swallow them, but the matter had come to this point, so he didn't care about him, but now I look at it, where is the brother still a person? Saliva is flowing in the mouth, the chopsticks are holding the vegetables, the vegetables are in the hands, and the mouth is still eating and biting, isn't this the reincarnation of a starving ghost? Looking at his face again, his eyes were blurred, even more confused than just now, and he suddenly felt a thrill in his heart, shouting that it was not good, and he wanted to eat like this, but he was afraid that in addition to this ghost place, the three rats would have to become fools in the future!
Niu Erzhu thought of this, and didn't care about anything else, he stretched out his hand to go to Lab to make a fortune, but as soon as he moved, he suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and a strange fragrance hit his nostrils, and then looked at those leftovers, and suddenly became like a peerless delicacy, his stomach couldn't help but growl, and he was so hungry that he didn't eat for several days, and he grabbed the food involuntarily with both hands.
Da Shao grabbed the food, and was about to fill it in his mouth, suddenly his body was hot, and there was a sharp pain in his chest, and he understood it immediately, and looked down at the things he was grabbing, which were nothing more than some insects and leaves, exuding a stench, where was there any appetite? Niu Erzhu was disgusted for a while, and when he looked up at the old man again, he was even more shocked. I saw a big fiery fox squatting in front of me, the head of the calf had raced over the calf, the whole body was snow-white, the eyes were rolling, and I looked to the side, what kind of cigarette bag and pot was the old man holding in his hand? It's clearly a tail, and it's sucked around in its mouth! ――by:87942204368064376|228――>