One hundred and nine plans to get rid of the black snake spirit in the village tonight
Foolish father is just such a son, although he is a little stupid, after all, it is his own blood and blood, especially after the death of his wife, he is such a relative, how can he not feel distressed? Since the fool fell into a coma, the fool's father was like losing his soul, and now when he looks at this old man, although his appearance is not good, but he actually cures the disease, he was so happy at that time, the image of the other party instantly became much taller, and he simply became the embodiment of the old man.
The fool's family is living a good life, but the fool's father doesn't say a word, insists on staying for dinner, and the old way excuses him, so he doesn't say anything. Originally, someone saved your son, you have to express your situation, not to mention that life is still passable, the family just can't get by, borrowing two eggs, scalding pot wine also has to mean it.
The foolish father is a good-faced person, he took out a few foreign dollars from the cabinet, turned his head and ran to the grocery store, bought a lot of pig's head meat, peanuts, and roast chicken, and chose a good jar of daughter Hong, and went home happily.
Before he reached the door of the house, the fool's father heard a call like a pig in the house, mixed with the happy cry of the fool. The stupid father listened to it, and the voice was like that old-fashioned, chicken feather shouting, as if someone had beaten him. The fool's father was shocked, could it be that someone saw someone in his house and came in to make trouble? This can't be done, Lao Dao is his benefactor, as the head of a village, he can't be wronged!
The foolish father walked into the house in three steps and two steps, and looked inside, but it was terrible, the pot in the house was facing the sky and the bowl was facing the ground, and it was the same as Wang Bawo, and his stupid son was riding on the old road, and he opened the bow left and right and slapped his mouth, and the old man who fanned his nose and mouth was bleeding, which did not look like a person. The fool's father was furious, went up and gave it a look at the back of his head, and the fool who hit him shrank his neck, and the fool also lost his temper: "Who beat Lao Tzu?" ”
"Lao Tzu hit, what's the matter?" The fool's father thrust in and said confidently, the fool turned his head, and when he saw that it was his own father, he immediately rolled down the kang with a grunt, shrunk his hands and feet and stood aside, and muttered in his mouth: "I won't say a word when I come back, so that people will say the wrong thing, and I will say the wrong thing. ”
Lao Dao looked at it on the side, yes, who said that people are stupid, don't people still have a clear distinction between generations? The two of them talked about cross talk in their last life, right? How is it ethical? The foolish father felt pain when he looked at the old way, this old guy let his son have a blue nose and swollen face, and a lot of his beard fell out, just this goods, can he still break through the rivers and lakes?
The foolish father was furious and kicked his son: "Are you crazy?" People are kind enough to save you, why do you still beat people? Did you know that God once taught us, 'When someone hits you on the left cheek, stick out the right cheek?' You are a virtuous bully, see if I don't beat you to death!" "Let's take off our shoes and start shooting!
The fool was so frightened that he was all over the house, it seemed that he was really afraid of his father, but he was afraid of it, and his mouth was not honest, and he defended vigorously: "Dad, don't blame me, this kid doesn't tell the truth, he is a woman, and he has milk on him." “?? Ghost Silent 109
The old man didn't hear what he was talking about, anyway, he knew that the dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, and he slapped the sole of his shoe violently, and the fool who slapped it was tearful, and he almost cried. “
In fact, the old way is to pretend, he wishes that the foolish father would beat the fool half to death, so that he can be angry, but the foolish father is not stupid, he is a fool and his father, he is not a fool, and he doesn't know how close he is? Besides, when you hit your son, you feel distressed, don't you? As soon as he heard the old Taoist's persuasion, he hurriedly got off the donkey down the slope: "If it weren't for the Taoist chief's intercession, I would have killed you today!" ”
Lao Dao regretted it for a while, what did you say I said about this, if I don't speak, maybe I can beat a few more times to get angry! The fool's face was not good-looking, and he turned around and said to Lao Dao with a hippie smile: "Dao Chief, I'm really sorry, you see that my son is a fool, can you see him in general, definitely not, you see that your beard has fallen out, hey, you can still press back, or you are a master, you look at your chest but let this beast swell, I will rub it for you!" ”
Lao Dao hurriedly hid back, and said in his heart that he didn't blame them for being a father and son, why didn't the one slip away from the other? The fool's father appeased the old way, and quickly asked the fool to put the table, set the dishes and chopsticks, and wanted to drink two cups with the old way, and the old man did not shirk, he drank when he saw the wine, and ate the food when he saw it, but it seemed that he wanted to get enough of the book Yes, the foolish father who saw it was a little distressed, how long has this person not eaten? Is this going to make me poor?
"What just happened?" The foolish father asked, "What is wrong with my stupid son?" Lao Dao's face turned red, and he defended in a daze: "Ling Lang is really heroic, he is really a good man, come, drink and drink!" ”
The fool's father was confused, and looked back at his son, the fool was staring at the two big eyes at this time, looking at the old man's luck, and he didn't mean to be ashamed at all, so he knew that there was something here, but since the old man refused to say, it was not good to ask carefully, so he had to drink with him one bite at a time, planning to wait for the old man to drink too much and then talk to him.
Where does the fool's father know what the fool thinks? Since the fool woke up, he looked at the old Tao familiar, followed behind the ass to ask this and that, the old Tao was probably upset, and he didn't care about him, he was really entangled, so he scared him with big words, these two people not only spoke with the donkey's lips to the horse's mouth, but also often you said that I said the east and I said the west, and the fool made a fool's mistake, and he picked up his fist and hit, and the old way of beating had nowhere to hide, but this can't be said to the fool's father, and it's useless to say it.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, the fool's father talked with the old Tao, the old Taoist claimed to be a monk in Longhu Mountain, is an authentic disciple of Longhu Mountain, this time down the mountain is ordered by the master to travel all over the world, by the way to kill demons and demons, to accumulate merit for himself, he said this, the fool father also listened, one hundred and twenty do not believe, but also kill demons and demons, just your skills? Are you big-hearted or thick-skinned?
Lao Dao drank and his face was flushed, he was already a little older, he looked left and right, and saw that there was no one around, and the fool's attention had shifted from himself to the chicken legs, knowing that it was impossible for others to know what he was saying at this time, so he leaned close to the fool's father, lowered his voice and said: "I can't hide it, brother, I stayed in your village this time, first, I saw that your house was black, I am afraid that someone has an evil disease, and came to treat the disease and save people, and second, I am afraid that something big will happen in your village in recent days. That's why we have to go out of the mountain to save all beings! ”
The foolish father is also a little taller, and he was stunned when he heard this, and Li Min was devastated? That's a bit of a big deal, isn't it? What can I do about this? The old man looked at Lao Dao with a dumbfounded: "What's the big deal, what's the big deal?" I don't believe anything else, but it's a bit of a spectrum, the Taoist doesn't know, there are a lot of things in the village recently, one by one, one by one, but it's annoying! But it doesn't seem to be to the point where the people of Li are in misery."
As soon as Lao Dao heard this, he knew that there was a door, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "There is a Hebo temple in your village, right?" There's a river god in the temple, right? Then the river god blames you for being disrespectful, right? I already figured out this, and it has something to do with the river god! ”
The fool's father was shocked, if he wanted to say anything else, he might not believe it, there is a temple in the village, what gods are offered in the temple, it is not difficult to know, as long as you go around the temple, you will know, but Hebo blames the people in the village for being disrespectful, I don't know much about this, not to mention outsiders, it is the old and weak women and children in the village, those people are afraid of scaring them, and they didn't say it when they went back, this old way has only come for a day, how did he know?
Lao Dao looked at the fool's father thoughtfully, knowing that this was said to his heart, and quickly fanned the flames again: "This old Tao doesn't say it to others, and I can't say it, today I saved your son, that is, you and I are destined, I see that you are also a red-faced man, a straightforward and bold person, and I have a very good temper, since this is the case, I will not hide it, the so-called river god is not a fairy, but a goblin for the disaster!" ”
If you want to say this to others, it is estimated that you have already been beaten, but at this moment, it is really good for the foolish father, from the fool's father himself, how can he believe in any evil god as a Christian, it is just forced by the form, the fool mother is the one who let this thing die, how can he not hate it in his heart? From the old way, as soon as he came, he saved his son, it was the time to be grateful, and I believe that he has some real skills.
"Don't hide it," the foolish father lowered his voice, "brother, I have long been suspicious, but everyone in the village believes it, and the unbelievers are unlucky one after another, and I can't join in with them, it's a little ashamed to say this, I'm an old man shouldn't be so afraid of death, but I have to take care of my son, in case I'm going to die, what should they do if they harm my son!" "The fool's eyes are red when he says it, and he can't say the rest of the words.?? Ghost Silent 109
When Lao Dao heard this, he was also a little miserable, lowered his head, sighed for a while, and felt uncomfortable, this wine was dull when he drank it, and the foolish father saw that the atmosphere was not right, and he knew that he talked a lot, disturbing his interest, and he was his benefactor, what are you talking about? It's useless! The foolish father hurriedly wiped his tears, forced a smile and said: "Don't say more, Dao Chief, let's drink, what is he doing with this annoyance?" ”
The foolish father picked up the wine glass and was about to drink it all, but the old Tao pressed the wine glass: "Don't drink the wine in a hurry, brother, since the words come to this, if I don't tell you everything I know, it will be obviously not interesting, so, you just listen to me, move quickly, this village can't live, and it has to be fast, it will be consumed at night, I'm afraid no one can live!" ”
The foolish father was stunned, and the wine glass fell off at that time: "Dao Chief, what the hell is going on?" "What's going on?" Lao Dao smiled coldly, "There will be a lot of water in the village tonight, if you don't leave, you will all have to become water ghosts!" ”――by:87942204368064376|321――>