299 Despair of this world full of fools
299 despairs of a world full of fools
At eight o'clock in the morning, in a certain Xiǎo room in Ma Fan Liang Academy.
A blonde-haired loli was lying on the chuáng in her pajamas, seemingly sleeping sweetly, with a pure and sweet smile on her face, holding a pillow in her arms, and the pillow had a looming puddle of water stains......
"Master, it's already morning, it's time to get up." A blue-haired, long-eared young nv walked up to Chuáng and said respectfully.
"It's still early, the sun hasn't shone in yet...... "Xiǎo Lori on Chuáng muttered, and then turned over to make her sleeping position more comfortable.
The young nv next to him hesitated for a moment, as if he had thought of something, only to see her walk up a few steps gently, and then open the window facing Chuáng, and suddenly, a blazing sun shone on Chuáng.
"Master, the sun is already shining in."
“…… Cha Cha Maru, do you want to beg for a fight? Xiǎo Lori on the chuáng made a dissatisfied sound, but since the sun shone on her buttocks, it was impossible to sleep again, and although she was more depressed, she still sat up from the chuáng with her eyes open.
"Alright, now go close the window, I hate the sun."
"Yes, master." Chachamaru turned around and closed the window over there, then took a máo towel and handed it to Evangeline, "Master." ”
"What? You can't wash your face without water. Evangerine glanced at her, as if motioning for her to bring the water.
"Please wipe your saliva first."
"Saliva?" Yiwen Jielin was stunned for a moment, subconsciously reached out and wiped it on her mouth, and suddenly pulled out a silver silk thread, her face turned red in an instant, and then quickly snatched the máo towel in Cha Cha Maru's hand and wiped it vigorously.
While throwing the máo towel back to Cha Cha Maru, Evangeline glared and shouted, "This is not saliva, this is lù water"
“……”
"Master, it's time for us to go to the classroom." Half an hour later, her face had been washed, and breakfast had been eaten, and Evangeline was still lazily sitting on her chair, and Cha Cha Maru had to remind her.
"What are you doing in the classroom?" Evanjielin was stunned for a moment, but soon she remembered that she seemed to be a student, "Ah, that's the case, I don't want to go." ”
"Master, I've got all the things ready, let's go." Chachamaru bowed and said.
"Didn't I say I didn't want to go? You're ready for a máo," Evangeline's forehead burst into veins.
"But the master hasn't been to class for almost two months, the classmates are very concerned, and Teacher Negi is also worried about you, so since the master is back, you can't let them be so cious." Chachamaru said thoughtfully.
"That xiǎo ghost is going to worry about me? Are you kidding? But...... Forget it, there's nothing to do here anyway, it's boring to death, and it's good to watch the cross talk performances of the fools. Evangerine waved her hand, and though she was a little reluctant, she stood up from her seat.
"By the way, was there anything interesting going on at the school during my absence?" On the way to Class A of the second year, Evangeline yawned and asked the young nv beside her.
Cha Cha Maru followed her unhurriedly, holding a sun umbrella in one hand to block the blazing sun for her, and replied, "It's not anything particularly interesting, it's just that there is a new teacher in the academy, who happens to teach our class." ”
"What kind of person is the new teacher?" Evanjielin asked casually, she didn't particularly care, she was just looking for something to pass the time.
"Well, how do you say that? I feel like I'm a very handsome person. Chachamaru thought about it for a while and said seriously.
"Handsome? Oh, I see, do you like him? It seems that Chachamaru chūn is moved, hehehe. Evangelin looked at her teasingly.
"No, no, master" Cha Cha Maru hurriedly panicked to defend, "Although that teacher is very handsome, I don't have the feeling you said, and that teacher is not a man." ”
"Is it an NV person?"
"Yes, but she's really handsome, and her classmates think so."
"Is it a handsome NV person? I'm a little interested. ”
"Look, master, there it is." Suddenly, Cha Cha Maru pointed somewhere to her right and shouted.
Yi Wen Jielin looked in the direction she pointed, and saw that in an aisle not far away, two thirteen or fourteen-year-old young NVs were talking to an NV person in professional clothes, but their topic seemed to be over soon, the NV person waved his hand and left without looking back, and Yi Wen Jielin only saw her back.
"The teacher is so handsome, even cooler than the boys."
"yes, yes, I'm kind of fond of her."
"Ah, that's terrible."
"But there's nothing wrong with being a teacher."
"Uh...... Actually, that's what I think. ”
"Hee-hee."
…… The two NV students smiled and said and left from Evangeline's side, but Evangeline's eyes were still looking in the direction just now, and her face was a little solemn.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Chachamaru asked worriedly when she saw her appearance.
"Cha Cha Maru, that person just now is the teacher you said?" Evangeline did not answer the rhetorical question.
"Yes, she is very popular, both male and NV students." Chachamaru nodded, and it could be seen that she seemed to like it too.
"That person, there's something not quite right." Evangeline said in a deep voice, "Although on the surface she is just an ordinary person, she ...... The faint breath that flowed out, that guy...... It's dangerous."
"Dangerous?" Cha Cha Maru tilted his head as if he was a little puzzled, "Master, are you saying that the teacher is a very powerful person?" ”
"That's what happened, if I'm guessing correctly, her strength is definitely extraordinary, not an ordinary person...... Hawkers,Actually, it's not a big deal.,This school is originally Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.,Even a xiǎoxiǎo's second-year A class has demons.,Ninjas.,Future people.,Magicians.,Even if there are one or two metamorphoses, it's not a big deal.,Let's go.。 ”
With that, Evangeline waved her hand and continued to walk forward.
And just as Evangeline left, behind the aisle she had been looking at before, a young NV in a professional teacher's uniform was also muttering to herself, "It's strange, that person's breath just now made me so familiar, no, although it is familiar, it feels a little different, and I may not be able to defeat her in my current state, and sure enough, this place is also a hidden dragon and crouching tiger...... Hawkers, forget it, it has nothing to do with me anyway. ”
After speaking, Shao NV didn't look at it, and casually threw the drink can that he had drunk back, just like a bullet from a pistol, the speed was extremely fast, and it entered a trash can more than fifty meters away.
Bang bang bang
Near the garbage can, those lucky enough to see it immediately applauded.
……
"Tsk, this class is still so noisy." Ten minutes later, when Evangeline came to the classroom mén of the second-year class A, she heard the noisy and shouting inside, and all kinds of laughing and scolding voices immediately frowned, "What kind of tricks are these xiǎo ghosts playing?" ”
Having said that, she seemed to be used to it, and quickly calmed down before pushing Mén away......
Bang bang......
Mén pushed it away, and there was a burst of explosions in her ears, and she saw countless confetti of streamers flying in the air in the classroom, as if celebrating something, and before Evanjielin could react, several figures had already pounced on her.
"Woo, Evan-chan, people miss you so much."
"Evan-san, welcome back."
"Evan, welcome back safely."
"Long time no see, Evan, let's take a picture."
“……”
The warm welcome of the familiar people in front of her made Evangeline completely stunned, and when she looked at it, she saw that everyone's face was full of concern and joy, and on the blackboard there was a row of eye-catching big words: "Welcome to Evangeline back to Class A of the second year." ”
"You ......" Evangeline was speechless, but there was something changing in her heart.
"Oh, Evan, don't be so out-of-the-box, come, laugh." A young NV with a camera grabbed Evanjielin's shoulder and laughed softly, "Don't look at these guys as stupid, but in the two months since you disappeared, they have been working very hard to find you, and the chairman of the committee has also mobilized the power of the Yukihiro Foundation to post missing person notices all over Japan, fortunately, Chachamaru told us yesterday evening that you have returned, otherwise she would have to go to the world to post advertisements." ”
"Asakura ......" Evangeline was still stunned.
"Asakura, you guy, who do you say are stupid?"
"I'm not the chairman, call me the squad leader"
When the NV children next to her heard her words, they immediately protested.
"It's true." But the young NV known as Asakura didn't care, and continued to say to Evangeline, "Everyone was very happy after I learned that you came back yesterday, but because there was only one night, the welcome ceremony was arranged relatively simply, hehe." ”
"You guys......" Evangeline's body trembled slightly, as if there were signs of anger.
"I'm sorry, master, but I didn't have your permission to tell everyone that you've returned." Chachamaru said with his head down.
"That, Yiwen Jielin...... "The only male xìng in the classroom, the teacher of this class, a child who is only about ten years old, is also full of apologies, "I'm really sorry, because the time is too rushed, so the preparation may make you unsatisfied, and you don't blame Chachamaru-san, I asked her to inform us of the news as soon as you come back." ”
"Fool, I'm not angry either." Evanjielin raised her head, said expressionlessly, and walked forward directly, "Go away, I'm going back to my place." ”
For her attitude, everyone was not angry, but just smiled, "Well, Ivan Jielin's classmate is not a frank person in the first place." ”
"In a popular phrase, it's tsundere."
"Who is the tsundere, you are the tsundere" Evangeline glared at them fiercely, and then sat down in her place, although her attitude was very bad, but there was a faint hint of emotion in her eyes.
"Then the protagonist has arrived, now let's have a banquet." Someone immediately suggested.
"Oh, that's not good, it's still in class." The kid's teacher suddenly panicked.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's already like this anyway, it's okay to take a day off."
"Yes, it's rare for Evan-chan to come back, so don't be so old-fashioned Teacher Negi."
"I'm not old-fashioned...... Well, that's just one time. "Although Negi wants to say something more, the NV students are too enthusiastic, and he really can't pour cold water," but there is one more thing to announce to everyone before that. ”
"What else is there besides Evan-san's return?"
"Well, let's go and sit down first, and we'll find out soon."
After everyone sat down, facing dozens of questioning faces, Negi deliberately made a deputy adult, coughed and said: "Because the matter is relatively sudden, I only got the news last night, in fact, there is a student who has just returned from abroad and is going to transfer to our second-year class A, so I hope everyone can warmly welcome her." ”
"Uh, transfer student?"
"At this time?"
"Or a returnee?"
"I'm moving."
…… Hearing this, the NV students once again began to talk about it.
"That...... Everyone, be quiet. Negi suddenly felt a lot of pressure, and it took a lot of effort to calm down the people below before he continued, "Now let's invite our transfer students in." ”
swish
For a moment, almost all the students looked towards the mén entrance of the classroom.
"I don't know why, I have a bad feeling." Evangeline also looked in that direction and frowned.
A few seconds later, Mén in the classroom was pushed away again, and a young NV with short tea hair walked in from outside, and she introduced herself with a smile: "Hello everyone, I'm Mikoto Misaka, please advise." ”
bang
Evangelin fell straight out of her seat.
"I knew it could be this guy......"
"Master, are you alright?"
Mikoto Misaka's appearance once again lifted the atmosphere in the classroom, and most of the NV students ran towards the podium, surrounding her and asking this and that. Mai Trin was overwhelmed, she had never expected to be greeted so warmly.
"Please be quiet...... Negi also felt the hard work of being a teacher again, especially a group of NV teachers, and said with a bitter face, "You guys will cause trouble to Misaka-san, so let's go back to our positions first, and wait until Misaka-san finishes talking before asking." ”
"By the way, Misaka-san, is there anything else you want to say besides the self-introduction just now?" After driving everyone (?) After that, Negi asked.
"What do you want to say? This one...... I don't have much to say. Mai Trin smiled awkwardly, she really didn't know what to say.
"That's not going to work, Misaka-san, the self-introduction just now was too short."
"yes, I should have said more about it when I'm so cute."
A group of NV students below immediately protested.
"Hmph, what a fool, what is there to say." Evangeline looked away disdainfully, as if she didn't want to look at it anymore.
"Misaka-san, for example, what are your specialties, and you can also talk about your hobbies." Negi said.
"Specialty......" Mikoto mō chin thought for a moment, if I said that learning is omnipotent, sports is omnipotent, I wonder if they will think that I am showing off? It doesn't seem good to say that the level of hackers is very high.,Playing electric and reading comics shouldn't be considered a hobby.,So it's better to be ordinary here.,Well,A little more ordinary.。
"My specialty is that I can discharge electricity." Mai Trito said with a smile as she stretched out her right hand, and a dazzling electric light burst out between her five fingers.
bang
Evangeline fell from her position again.
"What is she doing with this idiot?"
"Master, are you not well?"
"That...... Misaka-san, you, you, you...... What are you? Looking at the flickering scene of lightning, Negi suddenly seemed to be frightened and speechless.
Not only him, but the NV students below were all stunned when they saw this scene, their eyes widened, and the classroom was silent for a moment.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Mai Trin couldn't help but look dazed, this shouldn't be surprising, the electricity she released was only LV2, which was very ordinary. She's not stupid, she's going to show the power of LV5.
"It's amazing," I don't know who exclaimed, and then the silence was completely shattered.
"Misaka-san, your performance just now is so good, how did you do it?"
"Do you have any props in your hands? Let's see. ”
"Is this the magic of legend?"
Almost all the NV students gathered around at once, asking curiously.
"This ...... It's not magic, it's no props, it's a superpower. Mai Trin explained awkwardly.
"No kidding, Misaka-san, how can there be such a thing as a superpower, at most it's just a spoon." But the NV students obviously didn't believe her words, "Don't be angry, Misaka-san, let's see your props." ”
These guys are stupid...... Mai Trin was completely speechless.
Sure enough, it's a group of hopeless fools...... Evangerine clutched her forehead in pain.
Could it be that these guys are all stupid, why can't they see that she is really emitting electricity from her hands, there are more and more weirdos in this class, and there are more and more monsters...... A bespectacled NV student sitting in the corner was also calm, and she felt that she should have planned to change schools earlier.
Luckily, everyone is stupid...... Negi sighed, as if a little gleeful.
After about ten minutes, the wind about Mikoto Misaka subsided a little, and her seat was arranged in the back seat.
At this time, Negi said again: "In addition to the transfer students, the next step is to introduce a new teacher to everyone. ”
"And a new teacher?"
"Why is it so lively today?"
New teacher, is it the one Chachamaru said? Yi Wen Jielin thought to herself: No, that shouldn't be new, so the so-called new teacher, is it?
Evangeline's eyelids were beating wildly, and the uneasiness in her heart was getting stronger and stronger.
"Master, your left eye has been jumping, I heard that your right eye is jumping and your left eye is jumping......"
"Shut up"
"Now, everyone welcomes our new teacher......"
bang
Before Negi could finish speaking, Mén in the classroom was pushed away for the third time, and a figure walked in, and when she saw this person, Evangerine fell from her seat again.
"Sure enough, it's this hún egg"
"Master, I think you need to rest."
……
"Gentlemen" didn't give the NV students time to welcome, and the new teacher quickly rushed to the podium, slapped the table heavily, and said loudly, "Gentlemen, I only have one sentence to say......