Chapter 300: Adding Insult to Injury
The girl said lazily: "Didn't you say it just now, Gao Ya, the surname is Gao Mingya, why, don't you want people to give such a name?" ”
I secretly clasped the Baichao Sword on my waist and asked, "Little girl, are you from the Western Half Village?" ”
The girl straightened her chest and said, "Don't call me a little girl, I'm not young anymore!" ”
My eyes couldn't help but sweep over her chest, although it still looks small now, but it looks like the momentum will become very small in the future, I asked coldly, "Gao Ya, are you from the West Half Village?" ”
Gao Ya shrugged his shoulders and said, "What do you see? ”
I'm a little speechless, I see, I'm looking at a fart! I pulled out the Hundred Dynasty Sword and said, "If you don't say it again, I'm going to do it!" ”
Gao Ya had a helpless expression, just like a charming and beautiful woman facing a dirt bun, and said: "We came later than you, what do you say!" Then he beckoned to us, "Come here, I know what you're going to do, maybe we can join forces, or I can help you!" ”
At this time, I heard an old voice say: "Gao Ya, what nonsense! Shut up! ”
Gao Ya stuck out her tongue at us and said, "It's my grandma!" ”
The old voice continued, "Don't invite the guests yet!" ”
Elegantly and mischievously responded: "Yes! Then he said to us, "Lafayette has an invite, come here!" ”
We were all confused and walked over, and at this time, a half-old came out with a cane and stretched out her finger on the elegant forehead: "You! Hurry up and change your clothes, or I'll smash your ass! The little girl covered her forehead and turned back. Words * love * first * hair http://www.Klxsw.comxshuotxt
www. Klxsw.comxshuotxt walked out after a while, but he was dressed as a very innocent student, with pencil pants and a jacket with sports elements, big eyes, and a bright smile, just like the little girl next door who came out of the junior high school class. She secretly waved her fist at us, expressing her displeasure with the outfit she was wearing.
Also, girls of this age especially want to be mature and say goodbye to youth, and when they are really mature, they will miss the lost time, cough cough...... It's a bit far.
The half-aged smiled at us and said, "Young man, you can call me Granny Gao!" ”
"Granny Gao!" I asked a little puzzled: "I see that your age is about 40, why do you let us call you mother-in-law, and you are not afraid of calling you old!" ”
Gao Ya pouted and said, "I thought you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a sycophant!" My grandmother is in her eighties, and she is still in her 40s. ”
We were all taken aback, speechless for a while, Lu Ting exclaimed: "Granny Gao, you are too good at maintenance, no matter how you look at it, you look like you are in your 40s!" ”
Granny Gao smiled and said: "Old woman, I know some medical skills, usually recuperate by myself, alas, even if your face does not change, what if your heart is old, hahaha, come and sit!" ”
Behind the tree there was a bush, and behind the bush was a large flat stone, where a man also sit. She is also a woman, in her thirties, three or five thick, carrying a big bamboo basket on her back, and the coat she has elegantly changed is placed in the bamboo basket.
When the woman saw us, she stood up and said something. It turned out to be a mute. Granny Gao introduced: "Dumb sister, I picked it up on the road three years ago, and I have been following me since then, and I don't know her name, so I gave it such a name!" As he spoke, he introduced us to the dumb sister one by one.
We didn't understand the dumb sister Yiyi, so we had to smile kindly and say hello.
I asked, "Granny Gao, ...... you are here?"
Gao Ya snorted and said, "What, I want you to come, we can't come?" ”
"Mouthy!" Granny Gao stretched out her hand to hit someone, and Gao Ya quickly flashed to the side.
Granny Gao smiled helplessly, withdrew her hand and said, "Our ancestors and grandchildren are here for the western half of the village!" ”
"Ahh I exclaimed, "Do you know what's wrong with this? ”
Granny Gao nodded and said, "I know something, I won't hide it from you, we are green seedlings!" ”
I hurriedly asked, "Granny Gao turned out to be a master of medicine!" ”
Granny Gao said politely: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, just know some superficial craftsmanship!" ”
"Then can Granny Gao sue me about this?" Lu Ting asked
Granny Gao sighed and said, "The western half of the village is regarded as a livestock village!" ”
"What is a cattle village?"
Granny Gao said: "This is the name of the black seedling, there are two ways for the black seedling to raise Gu, one is to fight Gu, put all kinds of poisons in one place, let them kill each other, and the last winner can be called Gu." At this time, the Gu cultivator fed Gu with his own blood and let the Gu recognize the master.
The second method is to lay the Gu eggs directly into the body of the human body, and raise the Gu with the human body, those who have been laid Gu eggs are the animals in the mouth of the black seedling, and everyone in this village has been put under the Gu! ”
"Livestock Village ......" I pronounced these three words a few times in my mouth, and a chill rose from the bottom of my heart, and I asked, "Are the Gu eggs scattered in the mist?" ”
Granny Gao nodded and said, "That's true!" ”
I exclaimed, "So, all three of us have also fallen into the Gu?" ”
Granny Gao nodded again: "Although the fog here is thin, it is still more than enough to make people fall into the Gu!" ”
"Is there salvation?" Fang Fat Man panicked, the three of us glanced at each other, and we all saw the hidden worry in each other's eyes, and before we knew it, we were treated as animals.
Granny Gao rolled up her sleeves and asked Fat Fang to stretch out her hand, just touched her palm, shook her head and said, "Xiao Fang, you have already fallen into the Gu!" ”
Fang Fatzi exclaimed: "Granny Gao, no, how can you see it?" ”
Granny Gao said: "You touch your own palm, don't you feel a little cold!" ”
Fang Fatzi touched it according to his words and retorted: "It's a little cold, but that should be the reason for the fog contamination!" ”
Granny Gao smiled and patiently explained: "Xiao Fang, you are in the prime of life, and your yang energy is strong, where is some mist that can make your body temperature low?" Think about it, when have your hands and feet ever felt cold? ”
Fang Fatzi thought about it carefully, and his voice trembled a little: "No...... No...... Could it be that my body will slowly become cold, and finally become temperatureless, just like the people in the western half of the village? ”
Granny Gao said: "It stands to reason that this is the case! ”
"It's miserable, it's miserable, it's over!" Fang Fatzi sat to the side, holding his head, looking very painful: "I'm not married yet, I haven't even tasted what life is like!" ”
Gao Ya comforted: "It's nothing, you are so fat, no one may take a fancy to you if you live for another twenty years, sooner or later!" ”
Are you sure this is a comfort, not an aggravation?
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