983 Although I am cute and charming, I will invite death (+3 to pay debts)
983 Although I am cute and charming, I will invite death (debt repayment +3)
"The contract of the heart is activated, and the agreed mode is launched."
Although the premise of this signing is a bit weird, there are times when the process is not important, what matters is the result, right? On the other hand, it is also a very honorable thing to be a sister's permanent meal ticket, so Lin Luo decisively accepted it.
Subsequently, in that frivolous elegance (are these two phrases strange together?). I'm also surprised) laughter, Yuyuko took the initiative to kiss it, and its sofa decisiveness was no less than Lin Luo's.
It was the first time for Lin Luo to kiss the undead, and when he activated the Heart Contract, he instinctively wanted to feel what it was like. But after kissing for a while, Lin Luo finally realized that this was no different from Yuyuko kissing and kissing other girls, the only difference was probably ...... It doesn't take strength to kiss Yuyu, because she doesn't have weight.
At this time, Lin Luo suddenly felt blessed, and a problem that had plagued him for many years was suddenly solved.
Why has ghost love been thriving in the world? The reason lies in the female ghost's weight advantage and time advantage.
Just imagine, a woman with the same appearance and a female ghost, the feeling is the same when ooxx, but no matter how weak and boneless a living woman is, she must have weight, so the change between this position will consume a man's physical strength, on the contrary, a female ghost without weight can be placed in a position of +10086.
And more importantly, it is easy to grow old, no matter how beautiful a woman is, even if it is Xi Shi, after twenty or thirty years, she will be old and vermilion. On the other hand, female ghosts, even after the past 180 years, are still young and beautiful, and their red faces are still there, and it is difficult for a man to be strong in the face of such a wife.
It is clear which is better and which is worse at a glance.
As a result, ghost love has become an eternal classic in the world.
Therefore, a real man has to marry a female ghost as a wife!
Lin Luo thought wildly about it, and did not hinder the signing of the contract, only to see bursts of eerie and terrifying death aura emerging from Youyuzi's body, turning into visible energy to wrap the two of them, and then, as those energies returned to Youyuzi's body, the contract was easily completed.
"The agreement is completed, the current deed owner and the deed holder reach a walk, the current deed owner obtains the certificate of restraint, the resentment of death, and the current deed holder obtains the certificate of restraint and the devouring of energy."
Lin Luo, the deed master: Walker (lv4)
Physical Intensity: SS
Mental Intensity: SS
Comprehensive strength: quasi-heavenly level
Level Up: Requires 13 more commitments.
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Deed: Yuyuko of Xixing Temple
Physical Intensity: SS
Mental Intensity: SS
Comprehensive strength: the pinnacle of the ground level
Proof of Restraint: Devouring Energy
Sigil of Protection: Death Knight King Meow
Heart of the World: Heart of Death (No. 27, Form All Things Are One, Melting Heart)
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As the second host, Yuyuko's bond with herself is not very high, and it is not surprising that she was able to reach the second stage of heart fusion in such a short period of time.
Because after reaching the quasi-heaven level, he knew that the greater key to the opening of the heart of the world was the compatibility and realm of the host itself, and in terms of Yuyuko's strength, it was normal to have this level, after all, even now, there were still many first hosts who were weaker than her.
In addition, the form of the unity of all things is also easy to understand, that is, everything can be turned into food, which is the preservation skill of foodies...... But!
What's going on with that meow king?!
Just as Lin Luo was thinking this, suddenly, a piercing chill floated from the side, and at the same time, there was a cold voice, "Although I am cute and charming, I will invite death...... Meow! ”
Lin Luo was like a rabbit that had been caught by the tail, he was full of pity, and turned his head with difficulty like a machine, only to see that not far from his side, a girl was sitting at the top.
This girl has short snow-white hair, a small handful of dull hair on the top of her head, and the protruding hair on both sides of her head forms the shape of a pair of cat ears, if you don't look closely, you will think that she is a catwoman. The Catwoman-like girl had a cold, pale face that contrasted sharply with her red eyes, and her entire body was encased in a terrifying black armor full of spikes and skulls.
The maiden sat there like a king, with a black helmet at the table in front of her, and on the ground to her right stood a strange sword, also carved with a skull.
The chill that Lin Luo felt was released from this girl.
Lin Luo stared at her, his eyes were focused, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, "You ......"
"I'm cute and charming, but I'm going to die...... Meow! The girl spoke again.
Hey, you've already said that, and the character is wrong, right?
Lin Luo couldn't help but slander in his heart, and at this time, the girl had already stood up from her seat, slowly walked to a meter in front of him with a sword, and then pressed the hilt of the sword with both hands on the ground, making a bang, domineering, "Important lines need to be said twice, this is my rule." ”
"Huh...... Well, can you introduce yourself first? Lin Luo didn't know how to complain, although he had already guessed a little bit about which uncle this girl was, but he still wanted to confirm it.
The girl raised her head and replied cheerfully, "My name is Arthas, and I am the meow of the princess of the kingdom of Lordaeron, and I was destined to be a man of salvation from birth. But now I'm not a princess for years, but a bad meow, you can call me the Death Knight or the Meow of King Meow. And then this is my buddy Frost Sorrow, which I call Frost Sigh-chan's Meow. ”
Although I know you want to show your domineering, do you know that your meow has wiped out your domineering.
The dignified Lich King really became the King of Woo Meow, and Lin Luo wanted to cry without tears.
After King Meow introduced himself, Yuyuko also flew over, rubbed King Meow's head and smiled at Lin Luo: "How is it, aren't people's kittens cute?" It's fluffy and fragrant, so that I have one more emergency reserve food in addition to the pillow spirit of Youmeng, hehehe. ”
Burst!
Lin Luo suddenly took a mouthful of old blood, and saw that Youyuzi was rubbing the face of King Meow, he thought that she had changed to a cat girl, but it turned out to make him realize that he was too sweet. Youyouzi's nature is simply easy to change, and nothing else will appear in her mind except for eating.
Moreover, is it really okay to say that she is stockpiling food in front of Woo Meow so grandly? Also, you've been using the Monster Dream Pillow Spirit as food, huh? If you cry, youmeng will definitely cry!
Compared to Lin Luo's roar of grass and mud in his head, King Meow seemed very calm, she stretched out her finger and pointed to the dining table, looked at Lin Luo and asked calmly: "Excuse me, is there any such grilled fish?" I want to eat meow...... I want to eat the meow of grilled fish, and the important lines need to be said twice. ”
“……”
Okay, Lin Luo was speechless, these two guys are indeed very compatible, they are both deaths, they are both foodies!
It took more than an hour, and after feeding Yuyuko and King Witch Meow, Lin Luo finally activated the plane passage and went to Gensokyo with the two foodies.
A few minutes later, the three of them came out of the dimensional passage, but unexpectedly this time they did not directly enter Gensokyo, but instead appeared in the world outside Gensokyo.
"Ahh Yuyuko looked surprised.
"Maybe it's the intervention of the Quasi-Heavenly Order, or...... Other reasons. Lin Luo wasn't too surprised, there was the existence of Yakumo Purple in Gensokyo, a quasi-heavenly level, coupled with the problem of the reverse causal line, no matter what happened, it was normal, anyway, there was no common sense in this world.
"In that case, I'll take this opportunity to play here for a while, I've never had a chance to come to the outside world before." Yuyuko's mood is more fickle than the weather, and she soon becomes interested in this place.
Lin Luo looked at her expression and knew that it was mostly useless to dissuade her, but he still couldn't help but ask, "Is this okay?" ”
Yuyuko blinked her eyes with a cute expression, "Don't worry, I'm cute and charming, but I'm going to invite death." ”
At the same time, King Woo Meow also reached out and typed a V, "No problem Meow, I will make this world the territory of King Woo Meow!" ”
"......" Lin Luo didn't want to complain anymore, sure enough, the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked, the lower beam is crooked, and the upper beam is definitely not going anywhere, these two people are very suitable for going to the crooked building.
Watching the two happily fly into the distance, Lin Luo could only sigh, the guardian seal of this guy, Youyouzi, turned out to be King Woo Meow, and the status of Demon Dream has been greatly threatened, it is estimated that in the future, there may be a favorite plot of Demon Dream and King Woo Meow competing for favor with each other...... Of course, it's more likely to be a practical discussion version of which is more delicious, Demon Dream or Woo Meow King.
"Forget it, don't look forward to this kind of curious plot, it's more important to sneak into Gensokyo next." Lin Luo shook his head, and a moment later he came to the Great Barrier that surrounded Gensokyo, looking for the weakest place. Although there is no problem to enter in a dignified manner, but sneaking into Gensokyo, like entering a no-man's land, that is the romance of men!
After a few minutes, Lin Luo finally found the best place to infiltrate and stretched out his hand.
"Let's start, I'm cute and charming, but I'm going to invite death...... Ahh How did I get infected?! ”
Lin Luo scolded loudly, and then the whole person disappeared in place.
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Not long before Lin Luo came to Gensokyo, in the Hakurei Shrine, a little girl wearing a shrine maiden costume pushed open the door of the shrine and ran out while singing.
"Xiao Ma Xiao Mingmeng, carrying a bottle of soy sauce on his back, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, just afraid that my mother is too lazy, there is no braised pork without soy sauce......"
ps: This chapter is to pay off debts, and today there is another chapter of 5,000 words.
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