1003 What's wrong with liking girls and boys at the same time?!
003 What's wrong with liking girls and boys at the same time?!
"Oh no, Alice has become the witch of spring, and the world is going to be finished!" Looking at the majestic knight in the sky, Marisa said with a trembling face full of horror.
"Yes, Alice, who has always only made female soul dolls, actually made male soul dolls, what a nymphomaniac this is!" Pache cooperated very tacitly, and after she finished with a sigh, she covered her face with a book, looking like she didn't dare to face it.
"......" Alice listened to the conversation between the two, with a black line on her head, and couldn't help but roar, "What the hell are you two talking nonsense!" You're just spring! You're crazy! ”
"If you don't have spring, how can you be a man?" Marisa pointed at the puppet knight and asked, with a look of confidence that I have proof.
"That's it, and it's based on that ghost beast guy, and what kind of knight is it named, humanoid envoy!" Pache also looked disdainful, and did not let go of this opportunity to hit Alice.
Alice's face was flushed with words, and she quickly explained: "It's not like this, it's just that I happened to see that person when he was fighting before, and I thought it was very powerful, so I subconsciously took him as the prototype." Moreover, the knight figure also relied on the help of the mercury lamp, as you all know, the mercury lamp respects him very much, and if I don't take him as a prototype, the mercury lamp will not help me...... It's not what you think! ”
As she spoke, Alice looked like she was trying to hide something, and didn't overdo it.
In the distance at the Hakurei Shrine, the sleeping mercury lamp sneezed, then rubbed his nose, turned over and hugged the dream, and muttered a dream word, "It's none of my business, I don't know anything......"
It's also a shame that Marisa and Pachouli can't hear the mercury lamp's dream words, otherwise they would probably expose Alice's lies, but they don't care about the facts, the important thing is that there is a rare opportunity to make fun of Alice, how can they miss it.
"Ahh Marisa covered her mouth and burst out laughing.
"Well, it's obvious tsundere." Pache nodded in agreement.
"You're the tsundere! Your whole family is tsundere! Alice suddenly became annoyed and angry, blushing and drinking, and had the momentum to fight again.
"Ah, so you're all here, let's find it." At this moment, a woman's voice came from the woods next to them, and the three of them subconsciously turned their heads, and when they saw the two figures coming out of the forest, Marisa and Pache were still there, but Alice's face changed greatly, and she quickly took back all the human figures except for Shanghai Penglai...... Especially the puppet knight, it is the first time to take it back!
There is no other reason, because the people who came were Lin Luo and Shenqi.
"What are you talking about? I just said it so loudly, and I seemed to be very happy. Shenqi stepped forward and smiled softly at the three of them.
Marisa grinned, although she had no intentions, but she showed her bad intentions, and said with a smile: "I just defeated the weird masked man, and by the way, let's discuss Alice's riding ...... Syllable! ”
Before Marisa could say the word "taxi", Alice rushed forward and slapped her without hesitation. With a snap, Marisa's whole body was fanned out and fell into the grass next to her.
"Discuss your size!" Alice, blushing, drank at Marisa in the grass.
Pache was shocked when she saw it, but she didn't resist the urge to tease Alice, and said as she ran, "Alice's knight is actually ...... Woo! ”
But she underestimated the tsundere warrior too much, you must know that the girl in the tsundere state is invincible in the world, although she has run fast enough, the cute Lisi still rushed to her with an arrow step, raised her fist, and slammed it on her stomach.
Pache turned green as she clutched her stomach and made a painful sound.
However, Alice obviously had no intention of letting them go like this, and before they could get up from the ground, she took advantage of the situation to pull the magic line, one left and one right, and brought the two small dolls to herself, and then pointed at Marisa and Pachouli, "Shanghai Penglai, target locked, enter battle mode!" ”
"Yes, my master!" Shanghai and Penglai were armed with guns and knives, and after receiving the order, they immediately killed Marisa and Patchouli.
"Shanghai! What do you want to do?! As soon as Marisa got up from the ground, she saw a cold spear stabbing at her speed, and her face changed dramatically, and she reflexively fled.
"Stupid touch you stupidly and tell you to speak ill of your master! I poke! I poke! I'm poking, poking, poking! Shanghai carried a knight's spear and stabbed Marisa in the ass.
"Poke your sister! Poke me again and I'll be mad daze! Marisa was furious.
"My sister won't be poked by you! Sinai! Shanghai was also furious.
On the other side, Penglai, who was originally good at using magic attacks, chased after Patchouli with a large kitchen knife and slashed behind him. There is a saying that hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated. In the same way, mages are actually not scary, and mages with kitchen knives are also afraid!
"Hey, don't cut it! Oh my clothes! Pache held her head in her hands and shouted as she ran, thanks to her asthma being cured, otherwise Penglai would not have slashed her clothes, but her fine skin and tender flesh.
"Rotten house Mu Q, eat me again! I'll cut! I'll cut! I'm chopping chop! ”
"I'm not a rotten house! Alice is the witch with a gloomy personality! ”
"Bad things about the master again, Sinai!"
"Ahh Stupid, you've chopped my chest strap! ”
……
What is this doing?
Looking at the farce in front of them, Lin Luo and Shenqi were stunned, speechless, and speechless for a long time. Lin Luo knew how much the reason why Alice cut people, it was nothing more than a tsundere attack, and she wanted to cover up her puppet knight, but unfortunately it was useless for her to hide it, the puppet knight took herself as the prototype, and she had already seen it just now.
Forget it, let's treat this matter as a secret that I don't know...... The next moment, Lin Luo decided to forget about the puppet knight, after all, with Alice's tsundere level, if he dared to say it, the person who would be hunted down by Shanghai and Penglai would have to be replaced by himself.
"This ...... It seems to be a bit of a problem, so I'll solve it, Alice will leave it to you. Seeing that the hunt seemed to be endless, Kamiki couldn't help but smile awkwardly, and with a wave of her sleeve, she swept Marisa and Pacouli out, and even she disappeared in place.
"Ahh With no target, the attacks of Shanghai and Penglai suddenly stopped, and then returned to Alice's side with a loss.
At the same time, Alice's arrogant mentality gradually calmed down, but when she saw that Lin Luo was the only one left in the field, a touch of red suddenly flashed on her face, and it was fleeting.
"Alice, long time no see." Lin Luo didn't want the atmosphere to become awkward, so he took the initiative to step forward and say hello.
"Hmm." Alice nodded, smiled at Lin Luo, and whispered, "I'm glad you can come back." ”
"I heard you guys were dealing with a masked man, do you need help?"
"Nothing." Alice shook her head slightly, "Although that masked man is very powerful, and he is also looking for trouble everywhere, but I didn't feel hostility when I fought with him, probably just a mutation, anyway, there is a witch, and it will subside soon." ”
"Well......" Lin Luo smiled, he didn't expect that one day he would become a metamorphosis of Gensokyo.
"By the way, you just talked to ...... With her? Alice suddenly remembered that Lin Luo came with Shenqi, and couldn't help asking.
"yes, I talked to your mother about something, about you."
"Me?" Alice was stunned, "What did she tell you?" ”
Lin Luo got straight to the point and told the truth, "She said that you have lacked love since you were a child, let me give you a little love." ”
"Huh!?" Alice was stunned for a moment, and she was stunned for a while before she reacted, her face was complicated beyond Lin Luo's description, and then she stomped her feet and said angrily, "That person is really, he always says some nonsense, and that's why I ...... Yes! ”
Alice was halfway through speaking, and suddenly thought that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, so she quickly stopped and bowed to Lin Luo shyly, "I'm really sorry for letting you hear strange things." ”
"It's nothing." Lin Luo shook his head and smiled slightly, "It's strange or not, I don't care, the main thing is that I have already agreed to Shenqi's request, so now I have come to ask your opinion." ”
"What?" In an instant, Alice's expression became extremely exciting, "You said you had already agreed?" ”
"Yes."
"This ...... How so? Hearing Lin Luo's clear reply, Alice was dumbfounded, and then shouted violently, "How can you promise her!" You're a family man! ”
"I know this, but if you agree, you agree, so now we are not talking about my problem, but about your attitude." Lin Luo said with a straight face.
"My attitude ......" Alice smashed her mouth but did not speak, as if she was hesitating about something, and after a long time, she said weakly, "That, but I already have a girl I like." ”
Lin Luo smiled indifferently: "I know, but it doesn't matter, I respect your freedom to love." ”
"Are you really okay with that? I like girls! Alice looked at him incredulously.
"Of course."
Lin Luo's unhesitating attitude won Alice's favor, only to see her blushing, plucking up the courage to say, "Both...... In that case, I don't have much more to say. Although I have girls I like, it doesn't mean that I don't like boys, in fact, I have boys I like...... Isn't it strange for someone like me to like a girl and a boy at the same time? ”
Alice revealed her secret and couldn't help but ask.