796 This is the real tongue war
Every traverser likes to create their own legends, and they have all succeeded in creating invincible legends, and they have never failed once. Lin Luo felt that his semi-traverser was too much of a failure, not only was he invincible until now, but he even hung up once and had no face to see anyone.
If it spreads, I am embarrassed to tell people that I have a crossing experience. Now that the rare opportunity has come, if you are still invincible and domineering, you can simply go home and wash and sleep.
It's a pity that the idea is beautiful, the reality is brutal, although Lin Luo has some urgency, but after all, he does not have the IQ of Zhuge Liang 255, and at the round table where there are knights who can speak on this occasion, except for a small number of people who do not give an opinion on his position, most of them vetoed the opinion.
In the end, Lin Luo is not a top person, even if he is very capable and can sit at this round table, but the position of palace minister is still a bit too Although the Arthurian era was a heroic era, the dignified empire could not be as beautiful as in the fairy tale, the struggle for power was still very strong, and the xenophobia of this era was also very strong, and almost all countries had ideas that were not of my race and their hearts were different.
Therefore, this round table was already-for-tat at the beginning, and all kinds of arguments were imposed on Lin Luo. And Artolia seemed to want Lin Luo to expound on his insight comparable to Merlin's, and did not stop the discussion of these knights, but listened silently.
My king, this is your fault, since you have even sent the official documents, you should shake your knights, it is not kind to push it on me.
Lin Luo secretly slandered himself, feeling quite helpless in his heart, judging from the attitude of my king, he knew that the position of palace minister could not run, and the knights should also understand, in the end, King Arthur had issued a notice, and it could not be changed at all, the reason why they vetoed it was just to give themselves a dismount, so that they could be more clever when doing things in the future...... Of course, if King Arthur could change his mind, they would be happy to hear it, as if they were too incompetent at this meeting.
Since he has decided to enter the whirlpool of King Arthur's era, Lin Luo understands that today's "battle" is necessary, but the trouble is not small, in the end, he knows very little about the national situation of the peak, even after three days of observation, it is not comparable to these natives, and there are some questions that he can't answer at all.
If the time was a few years earlier, it was still in the period of the Great War, but he could borrow Zhuge Liang's Longzhong pair to say a few words about rejecting Rome in the north, connecting France in the east, and forming a three-legged position or something to fool him. http://
But now that the entire British Peak has been unified by our king, almost all foreign enemies have been expelled, and there is no idea of invading other surrounding countries, the famous Longzhong has been useless for the ages, but it is a pity.
However, although the treasure is not useful, he also has a skill to keep the tongue and bury the Confucian!
"It's a pity, it's a pity." Lin Luo ignored those arguments about his bad luck, and after a brief pause in the discussion of the knights, he suddenly shook his head and made a look of regret, "I am a wandering poet, wandering all over the world, and I have long heard of the holy Empire of Great Britain, the undefeated king King Arthur, and the heroic knight of the Round Table who drove away darkness and evil. In this regard, I am extremely proud to have the privilege of being loved by my king, and I am very honored to be an outstanding monarch as the legend says. I'm also looking forward to today's meeting, to be able to witness the legendary heroic knights, but it's not as famous as meeting them, and I'm disappointed at the moment..."
Lin Luo's sycophants made many knights feel very comfortable in their hearts, but the second half of the sentence made them as depressed as if they had eaten a fly, did they talk like this? Where are we not heroes anymore?
The knights were dissatisfied and wanted to speak, but Lin Luo didn't give them a chance at all, got up and bowed his hand to Altoria, with a face that was more sad than dead, "Thanks to my king's love for me so much, although I want to rule the country and level the world for my king's family, my liver and brain are smeared, and I have no hatred, but unfortunately, a rural villager is really not qualified to serve with the nobles, please allow me to retire." ”
Speaking of this, Lin Luo left his seat without hesitation and walked out.
His trick was really ruthless, first sarcastic the Knights of the Round Table with his group mockery skills, although he didn't say anything bad, but the sentence that meeting was not as good as being famous had belittled the Knights of the Round Table to nothing. Then he retreated into advance, not to say that he was incompetent, but to the helplessness of the bloodline, and made clear the attitude of the strike, so that the knights of the round table were seriously injured not to mention, King Arthur also had to be silent.
"Sir Hades, please stay." Sure enough, as Lin Luo expected, he had just turned around, and Altolia pulled him down, "I know that Sir is a talented person, and it has nothing to do with his life experience, isn't there a saying that heroes don't ask where they come from, and we won't be able to tolerate people at the top of Da Britain." ”
The knights did not say what they wanted to say. The nasty people are not lost...... was even more depressed in their hearts, and as soon as King Arthur's words came out, they must no longer make a fuss about the fact that the other party is an outsider, otherwise it will be equivalent to their small belly.
There is no room for people, this is obviously not a knight's style.
I have to say that Lin Luo is very cunning, and my king is also a tacit understanding.
My king left people, Lin Luo had to give face, and sat down in pain, and at this time, a knight got up and arched his hand to him, and said: "As my king said, heroes don't ask about their background, and what the knights present just said is not intended to exclude Sir Hades, but they don't understand Sir Hades, please forgive Sir for your forgiveness." If Jazz were really talented, I think everyone wouldn't veto it. ”
What he said was reasonable, even Lin Luo couldn't find fault with it, and when the other knights saw him speak, they no longer deliberately picked thorns, and they all agreed with the jaw that it could be seen that this knight had a lot of weight, and his prestige was even close to Altoria.
Lin Luo's mind was lively, and he immediately guessed who he was Lancelot, the first knight of the round table!
A world away from Lancelot during the Fourth Holy Grail War, he looks gentle and elegant, a brave knight in every way. In the previous meeting, only he, Knight Ji, Kai, Gawain and Bedwell and a few other well-known knights did not issue a veto.
Lin Luo saw people talking about people, and when he saw Lancelot, he turned into Bilibili Niang, "Your Excellency talks extraordinary, and has a comfortable bearing, I think it is the legendary Yangtze River Knight, and my generation has admired the name for a long time." ”
"Then I'm the Knight of the Lake." Even Lancelot was a little calm.
"No, no, no, in my opinion, Your Excellency's Xiong placket is comparable to the Yangtze River, and the Knight of the Lake is completely unable to accommodate your quality, only the word Yangtze River is just appropriate, and my admiration for you has always been like the water of the Yangtze River." Lin Luo's sincerity was 100%, and he said that the Yangtze River Knight, NTR's first-hand wife!
The Yangtze River Knight didn't know what Lin Luo was saying, he had already said his future in advance, and he only thought that the other party was really praising himself and admiring him, so he couldn't help but say a few words modestly, and then sat down.
Even if he complains, he needs an opponent, and the Yangtze River knight is obviously not powerful, Lin Luo has no choice but to give up, knowing that after the help of my king and the Yangtze River knight, the knights present are ready to listen to his lofty talk and see how talented he is, and can sit in the position of palace minister.
However, Lin Luo didn't want to do what they wanted, so he would just irrigate it first.
"We have a custom in the East, that is, when we talk about big things, we have to complete it at the banquet, and this meeting is not a trivial matter for all of us, although we follow the local customs, but I also want everyone to experience the most dazzling oriental style" Speaking of this, Lin Luo snapped his fingers casually.
Ka!
I saw that when the voice fell, as if by magic, Lin Luo already had an extra plate of food in his hand.
"This is the food of my hometown, please taste it." Lin Luo put the food in his hand in front of Altolia and smiled.
"This is" Looking at the food in front of her, the queen was a little stunned.
It can't be her, the knights here all have similar faces, they are very strange, where does this food come from, even magicians can't do it at this level, right?
However, their shock had just begun, because Lin Luo did something even more shocking next, only to see him standing there, just with a slight pull of his fingers, a plate of food appeared from the air, and each plate of food had its own inconsistencies, and some were even steaming, as if they had just done it, seeing this miraculous scene, the knights almost lost their jaws.
In less than a moment, each knight had a plate of food in front of him, more than a hundred servings.
"All right, knights." Lin Luo instantly turned into a waiter in the restaurant, and made a gesture of please in a standard Western style.
Although Lin Luo's etiquette was very decent, and the food in front of him seemed to be delicious, the knights didn't dare to eat it, what if it was poisonous? And this kind of thing is too weird, at least magicians will never be able to do it, unless it is a magician?!
Thinking of this, those knights who were stabbing Lin Luo just now couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, the magic envoy, that's amazing, it's a character of the same grade as Merlin!
Just when the knights hesitated, Altoria took the lead in stretching out her hand, although she also felt strange, but she trusted Lin Luo, in fact, she was not worried that it would be poisonous inside.
Lin Luo gave Altoliya a plate of cold fighting, which was originally grabbed by hand, and when she grabbed a small piece of food from the plate and threw it into her mouth, the whole venue immediately fell silent.
Three seconds later.
The queen stood up violently, her eyes shining.
"Yum!"!