Five hundred and forty-two, the jokes of the dwarves

"Alright, everyone's here! Haha, I hope those who are late still have something to eat and drink! What's that? Tea! No, thanks! I want to drink some red wine. ”

Gandalf pushed Thorin towards Bilbo's cave house, and he unceremoniously bent down and burrowed inside.

Thankfully, the Hobbit's cave house wasn't tall, but it was wide enough for a tall man like Gandalf to bend over inside, but Gandalf's cane could only be placed near the coat rack in front of the door.

Of course, Zhu Linglu followed in, and then helped Bilbo close the round door, while Gandalf had already taken Thorin to sit on the main seat of Bill's Blog Hall.

At the same time, Gandalf also deliberately left a place for Zhu Linglu in the honorable place of the long dining table, Zhu Linglu, as a wizard, should naturally have a transcendent status in this world.

Zhu Linglu has been a guest at Bilbo's cave house many times, and of course there is nothing polite now.

As for the dwarves who entered Bilbo's cave house, they were completely anti-guest, anyway, they brought out the bread, cakes, sausages, and many other foods that Bilbo had stored in the food, and filled the whole table.

In addition, they also took the initiative to go to Bilbo's wine cellar one by one, took a glass of beer from the barrel, and drank it happily.

And the original owner of this place, the hobbit Bilbo, was already a little confused by what was happening, and just subconsciously greeted these evil guests who were unexpected according to the hobbit's unique hospitable habits.

Or maybe Bilbo was more just sitting by the fireplace in the living room, holding his little teacup, taking a sip and watching the dwarves eat and drink at the table.

Of course, Bilbo can also get a little gain, and that is that when the dwarves come in, they talk and laugh loudly about their experiences as if they have been reunited after a long absence, that is, about the mines, gold and the troubles caused by the orcs, the dragon raids, and other adventures.

Although these words all involve adventures that Bilbo doesn't really want to hear. But listening to it, Bilbo gradually became a little interested.

It's just that his appearance looks really pitiful.

Zhu Linglu followed Gandalf and Thorin to the dining table, and ate and drank together unceremoniously.

These dwarves must have come from afar, traveled for several days, and were tired and hungry, so now most of them have opened their cheeks, stuffed food and drink into their stomachs.

Even Thorin looked hungry, eating and drinking there unceremoniously.

Don't look at the dwarf's height is not much taller than the hobbit. But the stomach is like a hobbit cave house, and you can stuff a lot of things into it at once.

Several dwarves even compared themselves to each other in the midst of laughter and laughter to see who could eat more.

As the clock ticked from afternoon to evening, Gandalf sat down and smoked his pipe, rather than eating and drinking with the dwarves.

And the relationship between Zhu Linglu and these dwarves has become much closer, because these dwarves found that Zhu Linglu can eat better than them.

Although Zhu Linglu was the last to arrive, the dwarves found that Zhu Linglu seemed to have eaten more than each of them.

In the eyes of the dwarves, they can eat and drink, that is a person with ability, so they don't even know what Zhu Linglu has now. But he also regarded Zhu Linglu as a friend of the dwarves.

Even if it's the arrogant Thorin. Oak Shield, looking at Zhu Linglu's eyes, also eased a lot, and there was no longer a feeling of scrutiny.

But Zhu Linglu could see from Sorrin's eyes that he despised Bilbo. Apparently he felt less and less that Bilbo was a snitch for the task.

However, after all, the dwarves' stomachs still have a bottom, unlike Zhu Linglu's Wu Clan's body, which can speed up the absorption and digestion of food and convert it into the energy needed by itself, so in the end, all the dwarves patted their round stomachs. He pushed the chair behind the dining table.

"You're all going to stay for dinner, right?"

Bilbo had finally waited for this moment, and he had already regarded these dwarves as villains in his heart, and only hoped that they would have eaten and drunk enough. They would leave his home and continue their adventures.

So now Bilbo asked in the calmest and most polite tone, and then made a gesture to clean up the dishes on the table, when he naturally meant, you can go.

"Of course!"

Thorin seemed to have regained his grandeur as a prince of the lonely mountain at this moment, so Bilbo said condescendingly, "We'll stay a little longer, it's not convenient for us to do secret things now, and we should also enjoy the music, that's the habit of the dwarves." Put things away! ”

Thorin's last sentence was naturally an order to the other twelve dwarves, and when they heard that they wanted to enjoy the music, they immediately jumped up excitedly, squeezed Bilbo away, and cleaned up the layers of empty cutlery on the table.

Without waiting for the tray to be moved, they simply carried the stacked piles of cutlery with one hand, and placed wine glasses on top of each pile, which looked wobbly, and walked towards Bilbo's kitchen.

But their seemingly rude actions frightened Bilbo so much that he was afraid that they would break his family heirloom tableware.

"Please be careful!" "Please, don't bother! I'll just do it myself! ”

Bilbo screamed nervously after him like a wretched worm, but none of the dwarves listened to him, and the dwarves opened their voices and sang as if they were deliberately teasing Bilbo.

"Break the cup, break the plate! Sharpen blunt knives and bend forks! This is Bilbo. The look that Baggins hates the most! Break the bottle and burn the stopper! Shred the tablecloth and throw the cream! ……”

The twelve dwarves squeezed Bilbo out completely, and then, in a loud hum, they scrubbed the dishes with their hands and feet, and threw them back on Bilbo's cutlery shelf.

And Zhu Linglu, Gandalf, and Thorin all sat on the side, smoking pipes, and looking at everything that happened in front of them with a smile.

Especially Zhu Linglu, when he saw this scene in the movie before, he felt very interesting, and now he has experienced all this himself, watching the dwarves tidy up the dishes like lightning, and watching Bilbo's heart beat but he couldn't squeeze it at all, Zhu Linglu really laughed from the bottom of his heart.

At the same time, Zhu Linglu was also a little surprised by the singing skills of these dwarves, although their voices were a little rough, but they had a unique charm when they sang.

After arranging the utensils on the table, the dwarves actually took out all kinds of flutes, recorders, tambourine, harps, and other instruments from the luggage they had brought with them, and then played them in Bilbo's living room.

Even the dwarven prince Thorin. The oak shield also has a delicate golden harp that plays beautiful music.

This can make Zhu Linglu have a different feeling about these rude dwarves, I really didn't expect that dwarves can become musicians and singers.

And these dwarves are emotionally engaged, as if they are remembering something, one by one they sing while playing musical instruments, and in a deep voice, chanting about their former underground homeland.

As the sky grew darker, Bilbo's living room was covered in darkness, but everyone didn't seem to care about it, just immersed in the dwarves' songs...... (To be continued......)