Chapter 67: Woman

"Master, isn't the main gate a big stone gate? How did you come out, and what happened after you came out? And what kind of red rope do you use to tie up zombies and follow you? ”

I felt sorry for Master, and I realized why they were so tired, and I was silent for a long time before I remembered to ask these questions.

(You can find this site) "The person who went out first, has reported to the above, the stone door is blown up with **, it has already been cleaned up, as for the red rope that binds the zombies, it is no different from the red rope I usually use, it is the knot, the zombie has no vision, almost no sense of touch, and the sense of hearing does not exist, close these sleeps, its sense of smell is extremely strong, a little anger can not escape its nose, but no matter how strong its sense of smell is, all the feelings ultimately rely on the soul to distinguish, judge, zombies have no soul, only spiritI locked its spirit, leaving a gap, all tied to my heart, the heart is the most vigorous place, it can only feel my existence. ”

Master explained.

However, he still paused for a moment and explained again: "I once said that yin and yang depend on each other, the zombie body is strong, and the two spirits it leaves behind are naturally strong, and the zombies can also be repaired, and the seven spirits are cultivated, and finally the soul is cultivated, I am not completely sure, and the time is also urgent, so I let all of them go up, one is to blow up the door, and the other is to be afraid of being too angry." ”

Zombies so powerful?

I simply can't imagine.

"It's to blame me for being careless, I was bent on catching the ghost mother, I didn't notice the special incense offered at the head of the coffin, and a bowl of dried rice, and a bowl of chicken blood, this is something for zombies, I didn't even find it! If I'm careful, I'll still see that the roof of the tomb has been smashed open a bit, so I can too."

Master's words were full of remorse, and he cared very much about the lives of those two warriors.

"Master, you said that what is destined cannot be changed, this is fate, and you can't do anything about it."

I persuaded from the side.

"It's just that I don't blame me for not being in the same vein, I can't see the blood, whether it's life or not, I'm the cause of their death, I've already told Hu Xueman, in the future, all my allowances will be given to the families of the two soldiers, Sanwa'er, we will have a hard life in the future."

Master said to me with a wry smile.

I didn't care, and said, "What are you afraid of, Master, you once said that there must be a cause and an effect, and you should give them your allowance in the future, this is the effect, you have to bear it, if it is a little harder, we will go to be a god." ”

"Haha, stinky boy"

Master smiled and rubbed my head vigorously, this was the first time he had laughed since he came back.

Crispy Meat smirked beside him, and after laughing for a long time, he remembered and asked, "Jiang Ye, you should tell me, how did the jumping corpse die?" ”

"Zombies are afraid of sunlight, although the jumping corpse is beyond this category, but the sunlight always has a restraint effect on it, have you forgotten the big array at the door? Kill all the evil things, and as long as it is out of the tomb, it will be fine. The time when you come out of the tomb is the most dangerous time, because the jumping corpse's instinctive fear of sunlight will make it crazy, and I can't go into details, I can only say, in the end, I want to thank you Hui Ye for kicking the jumping corpse out. ”

Master said simply.

It's simple, but I can imagine the thrill in it, and if I'm not careful, my life will be in danger, and Master just doesn't want to go into details.

Crispy Meat didn't think about it so much, anyway, when my master stood in front of him, he felt that everything was fine, and he couldn't help but ask: "Hui Ye still has this hand?" Is he a martial arts master? ”

This kid is fascinated by martial arts novels, and it's normal to have this question.

The master looked at the crispy meat with a smile and said, "All the martial arts in the world are out of Shaolin, what do you think?" ”

"I'm x, why did I let Hui Ye go? Isn't he going to take in apprentices? I should worship him as a teacher, so I won't be a master? Oops, oops"

Crispy Meat regretted and sighed again and again.

But I figured out the reason why the old man Huijue always loves to eat eggs at the first time, people who practice martial arts consume a lot, meat is rich in protein, he can't eat meat, so he can only eat eggs to supplement, otherwise the body can't bear it.

In fact, until now, there are many warrior monks who also eat meat, of course, limited to 'pure meat', and it makes sense that they are poor and do not practice martial arts.

It's just that I still can't help a cold sweat, I know my master's skills, whether it's for fitness or what, I always learn some martial arts, and now I also know that Old Man Hui knows Shaolin Kung Fu, then they remembered the scene of their fight, Old Man Hui grabbed my master's hair, and my master pulled his beard!

Forget it, I put up with it, I don't want to think about it anymore, I don't know, I thought two 'shrews' were fighting.

Just when I was in my trance, my master had already broken the sweet dream of crispy meat and said, "Even if Huijue is in this place, he will not be able to accept you as an apprentice." ”

"Why? Am I not fated? ”

Crispy asked anxiously.

"Fate, yes, don't you also know Huijue? But, you think, do you want to give up that big piece of meat? Are you willing not to look for a woman for the rest of your life? Huijue is a melon baby, how nice a woman is, clean, beautiful, he doesn't understand this style. ”

My master said it seriously.

I almost hit the wall, I really want to tell Crispy Meat, this is not my master, but it's right to think about it, how good a woman is, why not find a woman?

Just like my eldest sister, second sister, beautiful and shiny, my body will always be more fragrant than me, but I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, why would I think like this?

Could it be that I've become the Master's kind of person?

I can't imagine that one day, I will crouch on the street and look at women, and I will suddenly feel that the future is very bleak.

But when I think so, it doesn't mean that Crispy Meat also thinks like this, his eyes have narrowed when he is already smiling, and he seems to be honest and said to my master: "Jiang Ye's words make sense, in fact, the girl is still young, I just have to eat meat." ”

I looked at the crispy meat hatefully, pointed at him and said, "Your baby is a little tricky, you obviously told me that you like Liu Chunyan." ”

"Sanwa'er, why are you so excited?"

Crispy Meat was startled, and then he immediately looked at me with an almost obscene look, and said, "Sanwa'er, do you miss a woman?" And then so excited? ”

I blushed and wiped it, why was I guessed what was on my mind by the crispy meat?

But I was not allowed to refute, so Crispy Meat stood up suddenly, rubbed it against my ear, and whispered: "It's okay, we big men, don't be shy, I have good things, girl's heart." ”

"What's the heart?"

I didn't react.

But at this time, my master had already overheard it next to him, kicked it on the crispy buttocks, and roared: "Don't take my apprentice badly, you stinky boy, don't learn badly, hand over that girl's heart to me, really, why are children like this now!" ”

Crispy Meat covered his ass and roared: "Jiang Ye, the three babies didn't hear clearly, how do you know the girl's heart?" How do you know we're going to learn badly? Do you know what kind of novel it is? I don't give it, I worked hard to copy it. ”

I instantly understood the meaning of crispy meat, this is the instinct of men to be sensitive to certain things without a teacher.

Actually, I'd love to see that.

The next day, it was a fine day, and Master and I were in a good mood, of course, before lunch.

The level of food dropped in an instant compared to before.

"Sanwa'er, why did you think of making green peppers with meat foam?"

Master asked.

"Master, that's shredded green pepper meat, you didn't buy the meat, I'll do the rest, don't you say there is no allowance? I think we have to save the fish in the backyard, Master, if you don't get anything from hunting in the future, we won't eat meat, so we have to save. ”

I said with a sad face.

My master was stunned, and it took a long time to roar: "Sanwa'er, the so-called open source and throttling, you can't just throttle, not open source, the role of throttling is behind open source, not that if you save, we will have money!" ”

"Master, do you want me to go to the construction site to do coolies?"

I had a bad feeling and was calculating how much money I would have in a day as a coolie.

"Be a fart coolie, you go to your parents for some first, and when we get to Beijing, we'll find a way."

Old man Jiang blushed, he didn't have any savings, just our master and apprentice this way of eating, compared to ordinary people, it is really a luxury, and old man Jiang also loves to collect, it can be imagined "That's good." ”

I listened to it for a while, and it was a thousand times better than being a coolie.

"By the way, say goodbye to your parents, we're leaving."

Old man Jiang suddenly whispered.