Yes, I really can't laugh, my first reaction is, is this the realistic version of Journey to the West?

At that time, Journey to the West was in full swing, I still lived in the courtyard in Beijing, and many children in the courtyard were crazy to watch Journey to the West, but there were also a few little children who cried and cried and didn't want to watch it, why? Because the image of the monster on TV is scary.

I was amused at the time, and thought that those children were timid, but in fact, a person really faced the existence of a human animal, and I was afraid that many people would cry out in fright.

It's just that Brother Chengxin and I can't cry or laugh, why?

The situation could not have been more obvious, the pestle in front of us was a female weasel, no, a female weasel, and as soon as the fig leaf fell, we saw the huge weasel head for the first time.

But where is the horizontal bone so easy to refine? This weasel is obviously not successful in transformation, in the end it can only be regarded as a human can stand up, the proportions of its limbs are more human-like, and its body is still plush.

There are many legends about Wong Tai Sin in the Northeast, true and false cannot be subdivided, but there is always one thing that is true, that is, the weasel is an animal that loves to imitate people, such as worshiping the moon, such as stopping on the road and making trouble.

To say the reason for this, weasels and foxes are the same, very spiritual, another reason, is to put aside domestic animals, weasels are definitely the closest animal to humans, stealing chickens and dogs is it, but in the long run, everything that humans have on weasels is also huge.

It was so clubbed in front of us at this time, and the worst thing was to make a shy look, subconsciously covering his chest, as if Brother Chengxin and I had taken advantage of it, and Ruxue's underwear hung on it crookedly, and even more inexplicably there were many small bags hanging on it.

The small bag was broken, and what was revealed inside was dried flowers.

In the face of such a weasel, what expressions can we have except crying and laughing? I said why didn't I smell this guy in the first place, I didn't even smell Lao Zhang, this guy used to have artificial perfume on his body - dried flowers!

What it didn't know was that this fragrant smell mixed together, forming a more unpleasant smell, looking at its appearance at this time, I was even more angry and scolded: "What kind of underwear are you wearing?" Like that? Cover your X, Lao Tzu hasn't asked you for money yet, so I can wash my eyes. ”

Old Ghost Wu said coldly beside him: "It is estimated that Cheng Yi was stimulated by Ruxue's underwear." ”

I didn't even have the strength to scold Old Ghost Wu, because my words seemed to completely anger the weasel, and it actually screamed strangely and pounced straight at me.

If you want to say that this monster fights, if you want to see the fighting method of magic, you are reading a novel, and the monster who knows the spell can correct the way, and if you know the spell, where will it be called a monster, that is the real monster, and it has long been successfully transformed.

I haven't met a monster, but it is recorded in the classics that a monster is nothing more than two things.

First, strength and agility, this is the innate advantage of others, and we can't envy it.

Second, it is to confuse people's minds, and the more advanced ones will make a trick.

So, in addition to their image horror, see through these, but you won't feel how scary, in some wild historical records, there are often stories of the ancients meeting monsters, the bold are a little sideways, just take a big knife, and you can win, that's the truth.

The body of the 'Peng' weasel hit my ribs, and I almost vomited out the acid water in my stomach with so much strength, but in fact it wanted to bite me, and I cleverly avoided it, otherwise it would be a large piece of meat.

"Brother Chengxin, the golden needle punctures!" I shouted, and punched the weasel.

Brother Chengxin watched me and the weasel 'fight' together, unable to intervene, and shouted: "It moves too fast, I can't pierce." ”

I'm about to cry.,Obviously, it's hard to fight with monsters.,It's not me's 'fairy wind bone'.,It's best to hide behind people and throw talismans in the style of Taoist priests.,It's good if Hui Gen'er is here.,This weasel who definitely fights doesn't even know his mother.。

I shouted, "Prick me, golden needle puncture, please God's law." ”

Yes, the method of inviting the gods with the golden needle acupoint is also a kind of secret method, but the method of sacrificing to invite the mandrill used by Lao Hui is much gentler, and the golden acupuncture point is the potential to stimulate the body, and the power of the 'heavenly soldiers and generals' can be could, so that the body can also bear it, which is also the method of many Taoist priests who walk the rivers and lakes, and their inexplicable strength will become very large.

Of course, there is also a price to pay, that is, to worship the invited god for a certain period of time, and the number of days is defined according to the degree of borrowing.

This secret method is very chicken, because there is definitely a limit to borrowing power, not to mention reaching the level of Hui Gen'er's King Kong body, even the old mandrill sacrifice can't be compared, and a small half can't be compared.

Besides, the Taoist priest is fighting, and he is not pretending to be a strong man to fight, this golden needle pierces the acupoint, the puncture is wrong, and he will accidentally turn himself into a hemiplegic.

But there is no doubt that this is the most suitable place for this method! In addition, Brother Chengxin's technique will definitely not make me hemiplegic.

As soon as I shouted like this, Brother Chengxin finally reacted and shouted: "Lao Zhang, you use a gun to deal with these eight Mimi, and drag it for half a minute." Then he dragged me over.

Eight Mimi! The weasel was stimulated again, screaming and pounced on Brother Chengxin, but at this time, Lao Zhang's gunfire also rang out in time, and a piece of iron sand exploded on the weasel's body.

Lao Zhang is real, and he never talks nonsense when he works!

At this time, Brother Chengxin's first golden needle had been pierced on me, and then, his hand shadow flew, and the next needle fell on me almost without hesitation.

Just for a short while, I was pierced like a hedgehog by Brother Chengxin, and Brother Chengxin said to me very proudly: "The biggest method of opening acupoints has stimulated a lot of important acupoints, and you can borrow power to the greatest extent." ”

I glanced at Brother Chengxin with tears in my eyes, to deal with this monster, do you need to tie me like this? I don't need to borrow the most strength, just because of my tactics, just to drag the monster.

However, I didn't have time to dwell on anything, Lao Zhang shouted: "Hurry up, I can't hold on." When Lao Zhang shouted, he was still loading bullets, even a sharpshooter like Lao Zhang, in front of a very fast weasel, would also miss the gun, and the damage of this firearm to this monster was also limited.

Out of 'anger', I kicked Brother Chengxin away and yelled, "Go help Lao Zhang." Then he closed his eyes, pinched the trick, performed the mantra, and began to ask God for help.

It doesn't take long to prepare for this technique, and I believe that Brother Chengxin's foundation of physical training since childhood will definitely be able to support it.

In the Land of Yin, my soul power simply reached a peak, and soon I communicated with an inexplicable force.

I shouted, stepped on my feet three times, borrowed my upper body, and the next moment a surging force instantly filled my whole body, I almost gasped for breath and wanted to vent, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that Brother Chengxin was slapped on the ass by the weasel's 'hairy hand', and he was jumping like thunder.

Without saying a word, I rushed over, and endured the violent 'strange smell' and slammed into the weasel's head, and the weasel was knocked away several steps in a daze.

I was dizzy, too, and smoked by the smell of it.

I endured the discomfort and said to Brother Chengxin: "Wait a minute, I will clamp it, you hurry up, the golden needle seals the acupoint!" ”

"Hmm!" Brother Chengxin's eyes were aggrieved and tight, because he was slapped on the ass by these eight Mimi just now!

I really want to say a word to Brother Chengxin, I can understand, but it's too late, the weasel screamed and rushed up, and I didn't hesitate to meet it, at this time, in my ears, the excited roar of the little fox sounded, I just reacted, this guy has been on my shoulder.

It's just that this roaring voice is like a big demon, tender and raw, it is estimated that the soul is broken, and most of the memories have been lost, and it has become this kind of tender fox!

'Peng' I punched the weasel in the face, it looked complaining, probably to blame me for not pity the jade, but its hands were not idle, a paw hit my arm, I suddenly had a feeling of breaking bones.

The little fox was probably fully awake by this moment, and when he saw that we were fighting so fiercely, he jumped and screamed happily on my shoulder.

But at this time, the weasel suddenly looked at the little fox with bright eyes, and his eyes were vicious.

The little fox hid behind my head at once, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that it was cautiously sticking out its head to look quietly.

I'm holding back the fire in my heart, you're a big demon, a big demon! Look at how majestic my silly tiger is every time?!