Chapter 46: Small Actions
'Bang', my hand slapped on Lu Fanming's table fiercely, startling the people around him, and his bodyguards who sat around Lu Fanming all turned their eyes here, and one of them stood up very impulsively.
Lu Fanming smiled innocently and glanced at me, I pretended to be drunk and hazy, in fact, where is the drunken and hazy? I clearly saw Lu Fanming lightly glaring at the bodyguard who stood up before smiling, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the bodyguard actually shivered and quickly sat down.
How terrible is this seemingly honest and slightly chubby man in private, so that the bodyguards under him are afraid of being like this? I thought to myself.
"Excuse me, this little brother, is there something wrong with you?" Lu Fanming asked me very politely with a harmless smile.
At this time, the boss who was walking over with a pot of crayfish was startled, and hurriedly rushed over with the crayfish to persuade him.
Since I'm a drunken maniac, what am I afraid of? I threw the shirt pinned to my jeans to the ground, pointed at Lu Fanming and yelled: "You fat man, shut up Lao Tzu, sit here and be silent, it's none of your business!" ”
Then he pointed to the boss's nose and scolded: "He's human, my brother and I aren't human?" Why did he have a place when he didn't? Look down on people, don't you? Bullying Lao Tzu from out of town, isn't it? Who's the boss in your area? Isn't it the Scar King? He and Lao Tzu are brothers, and they have a lifelong friendship, and before he ran to this city, Lao Tzu gave him the travel expenses. See this? ”
As I spoke, I pointed to the tattoo on my shoulder, and stared at the boss of the food stall with a drunken and vicious look, at this time I saw Lao Hui pouring wine, and when I dragged him in, he was still a little uneasy, but he was like a person, and he didn't understand it at this time, so he wasn't old.
When I pointed to the tattoo on my shoulder and asked if others had seen it, he finally couldn't help but squirt out a sip of wine, in order to cover it up, he coughed desperately, and then rushed over, slammed the wine bottle on the table, and then roared: "Don't look at this tattoo is inconspicuous, but who doesn't know this brother who can mix up on the city road?" King Scar's death-passing brother, the iconic tattoo - sword. ”
Cheap? I couldn't help it, my face twitched, what did I say? However, whether it's a drunken maniac, whether it's bragging or, the more this is, the more real it is.
Sure enough, I glanced at Lu Fanming's disdainful eyes, of course he covered it up well, and when he turned his head to look at us, he immediately became a little scared, a little honest and honest.
Wicked people are not afraid, they are afraid of hypocrites, and the hypocrites who can pretend to be pigs and eat tigers are the best among hypocrites, obviously this Lu Fanming is, so I have to look at him a few times in my heart.
But the play will continue after all, I slapped the table again and shouted: "That's right, Lao Tzu is Brother Jian, you go to the road to inquire, who doesn't know Lao Tzu a sword - Brother Jian!" He sits here today, and Lao Tzu has to sit here! Otherwise? ”
Although most people know that the posture between me and Lao Hui is definitely a drunk person, blind there, but this boss is really just a businessman, and businessmen are always very reluctant to cause trouble, no matter whether Lao Hui and I are bragging or not, he still looks at Lu Fanming with a very pitiful look, hoping to calm things down.
Lu Fanming put on a happy and silly look, and said with relief: "It turned out to be for this, sit down and eat together." ”
The boss breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put the crayfish in his hand on the table, and said thank you to Lu Fanming repeatedly, but I was not mistaken, Lu Fanming is not a generous person, he clearly gave a look at several of his bodyguards, I estimate that Lao Hui and I will have trouble when we leave.
However, things are obviously more important now, this person just loves to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, too cautious, so he gave me and Lao Hui a chance to take advantage of, if he is a domineering person on weekdays, he doesn't know how to forbear, but I and Lao Hui are not so easy to get close to him.
Sometimes, thinking about life is really wonderful, obviously cautious, forbearance is the best weapon for self-preservation, but at some point, it can become your flaw. Therefore, people do not have a perfect character, the environment makes people, but not necessarily people can adapt to any environment.
If you really have a perfect character, then your character has reached the realm of the word nature, your words and deeds, every move, is natural, and nature is natural, at that time, where is there any flaw?
And what else can affect you? It's a pity that from ancient times to the present, there are only a few saints who can do it.
With Lu Fanming's consent, Lao Hui and I pretended to have nowhere to go, so we had to sit down drunk, Lao Hui sat on Lu Fanming's left, and I wanted to sit on Lu Fanming's right, but pretended to stand unsteadily, and fell down all of a sudden.
During this period, I made a very secret little action, which was the main purpose of this operation for me and Lao Hui.
Lu Fanming's cultivation is very good, so good that you will definitely think that he is a good person who is honest and easy to bully, but at that moment, I saw him look at me viciously, and tightened the briefcase that he had been holding in his arms with his hand.
I screamed, fell to the ground on all sides, pretending not to see, I wanted to know more about what Lu Fanming was like, but in fact, he just looked at me viciously, and immediately stood up by himself, and while standing up, he said: "Little brother, be careful, I'm okay, it's okay." ”
Lu Fanming's performance made the irrelevant people around him look at me and Lao Hui angrily, and some people were gloating and watching the show, after all, Lu Fanming's extraordinary identity is not something that can be concealed from everyone, and everyone thinks that he is a rich, high-quality and well-cultivated person.
However, Chinese people are like this, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, in today's words, it's that I love to watch dicks offend big people, and then I don't know it, this is a good show.
But I could only pretend that I didn't know anything, got up with a big grin, yelled a few words, and sat down at the table.
Next, it will be fine, after all, Lu Fanming is almost leakless, even the most bastard bastard is estimated to lose his temper with him, so what can happen?
I made a successful look at Lao Hui, and then asked for wine, ordered food, and looked like he was shouting, Lu Fanming smiled honestly beside him, and invited me and Lao Hui to eat his crayfish.
And Lao Hui and I made a full set of plays, and began to pat him on the shoulder, shouting to him Brother, brother will cover you or something in the future.
In fact, that crayfish is really good, in that year, it was popular to eat spicy crayfish, and the crayfish in this store are indeed boiled crayfish, that is, after the crayfish is cleaned, put it in clean water, add a few celery leaves to remove the fishy smell, and cook it like this.
After cooking, a large pot will be served to you, and at the same time, this crayfish is delicious and the real 'secret weapon', dipped in water!
Therefore, this crayfish is the famous practice of dipping lobster in water in the future!
It's really delicious, after peeling it off, it is snow-white, and the lobster meat that retains the original fresh and sweet taste of the crayfish is dipped in the boss's unique dipping water, which is a little spicy, a little rushed, a little sweet, very tender and has an endless aftertaste on the tongue, and you have to keep letting the beer wash away the numbness on the tongue, which simply makes the tongue bloom.
I almost forgot that I was on a task, and I drank a lot of wine and peeled the lobster and ate it one bite at a time, and I didn't like it, because the crayfish had so little meat that I peeled it myself, and I didn't think it was enough to stuff my teeth.
But at this moment, Lu Fanming stood up and said gently: "Little brother, you eat first, I'll eat and leave." Help me say goodbye to that big brother. ”
After saying that, he shouted to check out.
As for the old back in the toilet, what are you doing in the toilet? In addition to convenience, it is natural to make a phone call.
And I took a sip of wine and said, "Good to say, good to say." "There is no movement under the buttocks, and there is no intention of keeping up with it, because it is no longer necessary.