My problem is cured, my parents feel that the days are moisturized, and the only thing that is still a little worried is that the old man Jiang said before leaving that he wanted to talk to them about me. (You can find this site)

They're secretly wondering what else can I do? I also once thought, how could this old man Jiang be so good to his son for no reason, and he sent tiger claws with gold, and he did things, and he also sent merits?

But as long as it's for my good, my parents won't mind, to be honest, the simplicity in their bones makes them destined not to be calculating.

The days have passed in the blink of an eye, and 7 or 8 days have passed, counting that this old man Jiang has been gone for more than half a month, and the village has been as calm as ever these days, except for the occasional village meeting to convey the spirit of the above documents, there is nothing serious.

Speaking of which, no one in this small village has ever fought, and no one has deliberately exposed anyone, what kind of martial arts fights and the like, for the people in this village, it is a fantasy.

The only thing that changed in these was my weight, which grew again, and I grew into a real big fat boy who was more than half a pound and almost nine pounds.

On this day, the old man Jiang returned to the village, with his hands behind his back, still looking at other people's fields and staring at the eldest girl, the only difference was that this time there was an old man behind him.

This old man wears a dark blue tunic, but it's not the kind of straight, woolen tunics that only leaders can afford to wear, which is the kind that ordinary people wear. In addition, he also brought a hat of the same color, which is the kind of hat that old men often wear, with a brim in the front.

It's cold, the old man can stand it, and even the old man Jiang has a dirty jacket on the outside and walks in front, but compared with the old man Jiang, the old man's whole body is very clean.

When the two walk together, there is an obvious difference between the one who asks for food and the retired cadre, of course, the old man Jiang must be the one who asks for food.

The people in the village are familiar with Old Man Jiang, and when they see the two of them walking on the avenue of the village like this, they will say hello, and by the way, they are also curious: "Old Man Jiang, I haven't seen you for a few days, and even your beard has been shaved?" Did you go to see your relatives? Is this your relative? ”

The simplicity in the village is simplicity, but simplicity does not affect their gossip heart, you must know that the days in the mountains are basically boring, and the gossip of the east and west families is their biggest entertainment.

Whenever this happens, Old Man Jiang will nod and say, "Well, that's right, this is my nephew." ”

"And the old nephew?"

"Oh, I'm a senior, I'm his second uncle."

And whenever this happens, the old man behind him will also stand up with a smile and say cordially in Shaanxi Mandarin: "Ercai Si and his second uncle, this baby is stunned (not smart), and he can't even understand the seniority." ”

Although it is Mandarin, the dialect words often make the person who asks stunned, but I can roughly understand that this old man is the second uncle of Old Man Jiang, and Old Man Jiang is confused and doesn't know the generation.

In terms of image, the old man is kind and kind, and he has a somewhat knowledgeable temperament, where can he be compared with the blind old man Jiang? Usually after such a conversation occurs, people believe that the old man is the second uncle of the old man Jiang.

Then, no matter how the old man Jiang jumped behind and yelled that he was the old man's second uncle, no one listened.

This kind of conversation happened a few times, and it spread all over the village after a while, and Old Man Jiang's second uncle came!

Under such circumstances, when Old Man Jiang stepped into my yard, he was so angry that he pouted and puffed out his cheeks, which directly stunned my parents.

But the old man behind him was smiling, calm, and obviously a little proud.

"Master Jiang, who is this?" Knowing that Old Man Jiang went to find a friend for help, my dad stepped forward, or asked cautiously, and he didn't dare to touch Old Man Jiang's moldy head, you must know that a few days ago, Old Man Jiang's kung fu has completely calmed my dad, and he has some admiration for Old Man Jiang.

"My nephew."

"Four, his second uncle."

2 voices replied at the same time, not only my father, but even my mother was stunned, what kind of chaotic relationship is this? Both of them are uncles and nephews?

Now the old man Jiang quit, jumped up and scolded: "Old bald donkey, it's not enough for you to take advantage of Lao Tzu along the way?" They all say that their families don't speak, why do you have a bald donkey like you. Lao Tzu is going to fight with you. ”

The old monk was not to be outdone, and opened his mouth and said: "You Bao She, you Bao She (don't say it), Bao knows that he is the first to suffer (I don't know which one lied first), and said that the fourth second uncle (said it was my second uncle). E-hu-four-stupid (I'm not stupid), why did you let you? ”

Old man Jiang is okay, at least he is speaking Sichuan dialect now, my parents can still understand it, as soon as the old monk spoke, my parents suddenly became confused, what is this? This old man Jiang is not in shape, even his friend (from the conversation just now, my parents have already heard that the two of them are definitely not uncles and nephews), or a monk, is also like this?

The old man saw that my parents couldn't understand Shaanxi dialect, and it seemed that he was at a loss, so he immediately came out in pure Mandarin: "The poor monk made friends carelessly, but he couldn't bear to see his friends fall, and he committed oral karma on the way, so that he could turn back in time, and the poor monk punished him slightly, so that he understood that a cause and effect are rewarded, and if he wants to be my second uncle, he must try to be his second uncle." ”

My parents couldn't cry or laugh when they heard it, this monk was quite a superior demeanor at the beginning, why did he end up with the second uncle?

At this time, the old man Jiang had already jumped over and yelled: "Huijue old bald donkey, you just rely on your image to be better, Lao Tzu fought with you." ”

Seeing that the two old men are about to fight, where can my parents still watch? Immediately, he even persuaded him, and it was easy to persuade these two old men who felt extremely unreliable when they spoke and did things.

Of course, they have always been like this, as if they were happy enemies, not really angry, or really going to do it. Otherwise, my parents would never have the ability to pull them apart.

As soon as the two old men stopped arguing, they all entered the hall angrily, and as soon as they sat down, the old man Jiang said to my mother: "Come back from afar, just rush here, I'm hungry, let's cook something." ”

My mother nodded hurriedly and agreed, still thinking about what to make for them to eat, and the old man Jiang immediately added: "Don't be too troublesome, I can have wine and meat, any meat." This old man, get him some vegetarian dishes. ”

When the old man heard this, he immediately stretched his neck and said, "Eggs are four, eggs are four." ”

Monks still eat eggs? Not only my mother, but even my father, who was busy pouring tea, was stunned, and the old man Jiang sneered and said, "It's really fresh, when will the monk be able to eat eggs?" ”

"You know what? Except that the monks of another country don't eat meat, the monks of the country don't eat some meat? Do you know what 'three clean meat' is? There is also 'five clean meat', what is it to eat an egg? It's a big deal to recite the sutra a few times to eliminate karma. In the face of Old Man Jiang's cynicism, the old man named Huijue was definitely not to be outdone.

"Let's get rid of your karma first!"

"What are you doing? (What's your business). ”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, my dad hurriedly came to persuade him, and he was really choked in the face of these two old men, let them make trouble, I am afraid that the house will be demolished for you.

In the end, my mother killed a chicken, pushed the bean curd, fried a few vegetarian dishes, and specially boiled a few eggs for the two old men to eat.

After eating, the two old men sat in the hall and drank tea, accompanied by my parents. Only then did the old man Jiang say slowly: "Last time, those lonely souls and wild ghosts were still in the town in the soul suppression talisman, and this time I invited this old bald donkey to come, just to surpass these lonely souls and wild ghosts." ”

"Speaking of this kind of people's ability, our Buddhists say second, but no one dares to say first." A mouthful of innocent Mandarin came out of the mouth of the old monk Huijue again, but the smug look couldn't be concealed.

"Speaking of business, you're going to quarrel again, aren't you?" Old man Jiang had a stalk in his neck, and his anger immediately came up.

These two old men admire each other, but why do they have to quarrel as soon as they meet, making each other uncomfortable? The main reason is that they all want to argue with each other, and the Tao they have learned is the most powerful and powerful sect.

I thought that the old monk would argue about something, but I didn't want the old monk to listen to Old Man Jiang's words, but he was surprisingly quiet, recited a Buddha name, and stopped talking.

Old man Jiang took a sip of tea and continued: "Saving these lonely souls and wild ghosts can be regarded as a merit of the three boys. The lonely soul and wild ghost were saved because of him, and it can also make his future fate disappear. ”

I see, my parents were moved and nervous when they heard it, and they were moved to give their son a merit, this old man Jiang did not hesitate to invite a monk to spend his soul, because the old man Jiang himself is so powerful, the monk he invited must not be an ordinary monk.

Nervously, hearing that I would have a catastrophe in the future.