"Bah, that's what I said." Brother Chengxin's face showed a different kind of 'irritability', threw the chopsticks, and shouted outside the door: "What do you say? Can I really stop you by closing the door? You don't know you're in, huh? you! ”

I was happy all of a sudden, ate a large piece of meat, and said to Brother Chengxin, "What's the matter? Brother Chengxin, do you still speak Northeast dialect? Do you see that my lewd (person) speaks authentic Northeast dialect? ”

Brother Chengxin said helplessly: "You don't know that I was grinded, you will know later." ”

As Brother Chengxin spoke, I had actually seen it.

Because at this time, a figure has cowered and 'floated' in, heh, I was happy when I saw it, is this the old ghost in Brother Chengxin's mouth? I don't know what to say about this image, so I can only whisper in Brother Chengxin's ear: "Are you sure this is an old ghost?" Not a fashion pioneer? ”

Yes, this is indeed a 'fashion pioneer', combing a shiny and slippery partial, wearing a colorful flower suit, a pair of jeans underneath, and a pair of sneakers, wearing a pair of big sunglasses, covering most of his face! How fashionable it is!

Ghosts are like this, I want you to see what image of him, that is what kind of image, so I have to say that he is fashionable, follow Brother Chengxin out of a circle, modern people learn to dress clearly, but the ability to appreciate is not good.

Brother Chengxin threw me a helpless look, but before I could speak, a voice came again: "You are really lewd, like this, you can't!" How can you whisper anything? I've heard it all.,I'll explain it to you.,This lewdness.,It's all about an image.,Huh? This lewd is also to keep up with the times, huh? Otherwise, it's just a food that can't be changed, huh? That's not possible, let me tell you, for example, there are several brothers in my family, named Wu Qiyi, Wu Li, Wu Wei, Wu Wei, Wu Fan, and I, Wu Yanwu, you have to ask me why my parents give me these names, let me tell you."

I think I'm going crazy, Brother Chengxin is already on the verge of breaking out, but before we can say anything, there was a sudden sound of heavy bowls on Ruxue's side, and then a cold sentence floated indifferently: "Shut up!" ”

I laughed all of a sudden, and Brother Chengxin quietly stretched out a thumbs up to Ruxue, but Wu Yanwu didn't realize it, looked innocent, and shouted: "What's the matter?" How? This girl, don't you like me? Also, I'm the most taciturn child in the family, and I've never been welcome, but you can't just stop seeing lewd because you don't like to talk! How awesome is that? For example, let's talk about my family, there are several brothers, called Wu Qi"

Brother Chengxin was crazy by this old ghost Wu's noise, and said to me directly: "Chengyi, I'm fainting, I'm going to faint for a while, when will this old ghost shut up, when will you call me again." ”

Ruxue sighed lightly, for a person like her who doesn't talk much, if you ignore it once, she will directly ignore you and be too lazy to say more!

As for me, I gently grabbed Brother Chengxin, smiled with a pair of eyes, and then unhurriedly took out a talisman from the yellow cloth bag I carried, the Zhengyang talisman, which hurt the ghost very much, and then the old ghost quickly shut up, yawned as if it didn't matter, and said: "Really, as soon as this person gets old, he will be easy to sleep, and I will go to sleep." ”

This time it was succinct, but I smiled and said, "Stop, who let you go?" You can't stick this talisman on the soul nourishing jar, or what's the matter? Do you dare to go? The deal is not finished, and as soon as you leave, it is normal for the way of heaven to make you scattered. Look at it, it's not me who is trading with you, but I, this person is impulsive and irritable, in case I accidentally put a soul nourishing jar on you."

Saying that, I looked very distressed, and the one that Cheng Xin laughed at was called a 'nymphomaniac trembling', and whispered in my ear: "Cheng Yi, high! I forgot that you are a mountain character, this verbose old ghost or can you clean it up, by the way, don't forget to squeeze out the toothpaste in his stomach, see what else can he do with this calf? ”

That's what I mean, the little master is dignified, and he can't clean up your little ghost, even if the little master has been mixed with the mountain character for so many years, Brother Chengxin and I put on an 'old fox' like a smile at the same time, looking at the old ghost of Wu together, and Ruxue looked like it didn't matter, hanging high.

Then the old ghost Wu still stood still, with a look of regret and annoyance, I guess I was thinking in my heart, mistake, mistake, why did I provoke such a 'bad star'? I knew that I wouldn't come out of the soul jar.

But no matter what he thought, his expression of regret and annoyance still flashed away, and he became flattering, and said, "This young master, which tiger chirp (stupid) calf said I wanted to leave?" Look at me (die), don't give him a real smack! This young man, don't you know? As soon as I saw you, I kissed you, and I have never seen you so open-minded! As soon as I see it, I want to chat with you, drink and talk, and worship my brother! If you want me to eat meat, you must not let you eat steamed buns, that can't be! ”

It's really verbose, but I didn't get impatient, and looked at him with a smile: "Finished? ”

"That's it." The old ghost looked stupid and loyal.

"Want to talk to me?" I smiled even wider.

"That's it! Do you doubt me? That can't be! If you can come to my house, don't say anything else, the big fat meat (the meat here is read you) is enough. "The old ghost looked like he was going to the soup.

The question is who wants to eat big fat? I didn't bother to talk to him, and said directly: "Why don't I believe you? I can't believe you're digging out your heart and lungs for me, right? ”

When the old ghost heard this, his head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and he quickly said: "Yes, yes, that's the reason!" ”

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I laughed, Brother Chengxin also laughed, and I said slowly: "That's good, I don't have any scruples, I was embarrassed to ask before, can you tell me?" What's the matter with ginseng? Why do you have to find it on a freezing day? Who's looking for ginseng like this? Let's talk about it again, why did you say that you were looking for ginseng essence here? In the end, who do you want us to wait for? You're talking about the sincerity of the heart, right? ”

The old ghost looked at me, with a distorted expression of being fooled, probably too shocked in his heart, and he couldn't care about the 'fashion image', and the sound of 'Peng' changed his appearance, pulled a Taoist priest's hair in a bun, and wore a somewhat dirty Taoist robe, which made me a little surprised, this old ghost is still a Taoist priest?

But when I look at his face, it reminds me of the Wu Lao Er I once met in the ghost market, yes, although they don't look alike, they all look like they are of the same genre, it looks like the face says I'm a thief, I'm the kind of person who is very obscene, just now his big sunglasses covered half of his face, and now I can see it clearly.

It doesn't look very reliable! However, you can't judge people by their appearance, at least in the ghost market, Wu Lao Er is reliable!

The old ghost couldn't care about this, and he didn't dare to leave, so he just wandered back and forth in this room, shouting: "What's the matter? What's going on here? Hey, really, what am I going to do? ”

Brother Chengxin and I didn't look at him, I saw it through, this old ghost Wu is a real 'coward', he doesn't dare to go, give him some time to think about it.

Ruxue and I, Brother Chengxin were happily eating stews and drinking happily, and after about twenty minutes, a voice came flutteringly: "I said, if you want me to tell everything, you won't give me this talisman, right?" ”

I thought about it in my heart, and I already knew that this old ghost was really hiding a lot of things, but my face was silent, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I also popped out a Northeast dialect: "Then how can it?" No, you can't! Am I that kinky? ”

At this point, I also know why Brother Chengxin, a gentle man in the spring breeze, said such a bold Northeast dialect, and was brought by this old ghost's 'croaking'!

So, the old ghost's eyes rolled for a long time, and finally spoke: "This matter, speaking of which, we have to start with our brothers, there are five brothers in our family, named Wu Qiyi and Wu Lier."

"Getting to the point!" That's what I called.

"Speak human words!" This is what Brother Chengxin shouted.

"But I'm a ghost, I can't talk to people, right?" Wu Lao Er looked innocent.

I was simply speechless, and said directly: "You, just say the most critical sentence first, okay?" ”

"That ginseng spirit is in the immortal tomb." Wu Lao Er is really concise this time.

And Brother Chengxin and I were stunned!