Chapter 24: Lies
Just when I was at a loss, a few ordinary village women walked into the courtyard with a big grin, carrying some vegetables and fruits in their hands, and some meat on their backs. (The fastest update speed, remember this site to find this site)
This is a habit in the countryside, helping the cook.
Qian Dagui's cow died strangely, to bother the village cadres, to invite veterinarians, always to buy a table of food to entertain, like this situation, Qian Dagui's daughter-in-law must have no intention of cooking, and it is normal to call a few women in the countryside to help.
I looked at the village cadre and said, "I'm going to class in the afternoon, but my family is in xx village, how far is it to go back to eat at this time?" ”
"You didn't bring a lunch box?" Some of the village cadres were angry and funny.
"I'll just have a meal here, okay? Uncle? "I try to make a very gluttonous appearance, which is also easy to understand, what can be delicious in the lunch box? This kind of table is arranged, not to mention the taste, there is always a lot of meat.
Such a request must be made by someone who is thick-skinned to a certain extent, and I was apprehensive in my heart, and kept saying, fortunately, I am a child, well, I am a child.
The village cadres were helpless and glanced at Qian Dagui.
Qian Dagui, who slammed the door, actually has a good character, how can he care about the problem of a child eating a table seat, and said: "Let him eat and then go to school, anyway, it's a matter of more pairs of dishes and chopsticks." ”
I was finally able to stay, but I was still burning my ears, and at the same time I admired my master, how much courage it took to eat and drink in the village for many years.
As the minutes passed, I looked at the gate and looked forward to it, and finally when it was time for the banquet to begin, the three of them walked into the courtyard with a big grin.
"It's so fragrant, rural rice is delicious, a big bowl of meat, a big bowl of wine" Needless to say, this voice is my master's, I buried my head and muttered a hundred times in my heart, I don't know him, I don't know him.
But the crispy meat saw me at this time, 'Dong Dong Dong' ran over, and picked up a stool, squeezed me away, and then sat down and said to me: "Sanwa'er, I'm tired and tired, your baby is not kind, so you eat here?" ”
I feel like my face that has lived for almost 15 years is going to be lost by crispy meat, do you have a grudge against me? I have to sketch my image of eating and drinking so vividly, but the torture is far from over.
As soon as my side tightened, the old man Huijue squeezed to my right and sat down: "Okay, good, scrambled eggs with leeks, it tastes good, Sanwazi, do you know how to eat this, and said hello to the kitchen." ”
I had a feeling that I was about to suffocate, and whispered to Old Man Hui: "This pot for stir-frying, but you don't shy away from it?" Forget about eating eggs, but also leeks? What kind of monk do you think you are? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you can't kill without seeing it, you don't hear it with your ears to kill, and the meat that you don't kill for yourself is clean, not to mention that the poor monk has a merciful heart, and he won't even touch the three pure meats, Amitabha." Huijue looked compassionate, spoke in a standard Beijing accent, and sang a Buddha name.
The people at the table were dumbfounded, just now he was obviously an old farmer in Shaanxi, how could he become a monk in Beijing?
Forget it, with this group of people, first of all, you have to learn to be 'shameless', in order to live in peace, I silently thought that I can't see, I can't hear, so I just ignore everything.
There was a tight side around me, I knew that my master sat down, he didn't talk nonsense, as soon as he got on the table, a piece of pig ear was thrown into his mouth, chewing 'rattling', and he poured himself a glass of wine, and drank it with a 'snort'.
"What are you all doing in a daze? Eat it! He greeted the people at the table warmly, as if he were the master.
"Ahem" Qian Dagui coughed, there was such a group of inexplicable people, it was strange that he, the master, was sitting still.
"What's the cough? You don't remember me? Help you see a doctor and fight the worm for free! I'm here to help with your cows. Old man Jiang's eyes widened, as if he had been greatly wronged, but he finally said a word of explanation.
When he said this, the people at the table reacted, aren't these two old men the ones who issued the insecticide? It's no wonder that people didn't recognize it, you said that as soon as you entered the yard, you squeezed the table like a gust of wind, who knows you?
Thinking of the origin of these two old men, Qian Dagui's psychology was a little more comfortable, at least he didn't come to his own house to eat and drink, and he also did things for the people in the township, but when he thought of the identities of these two old men, Qian Dagui's heart was a twitch.
What kind of identity, specializing in fighting insects! He just said that the cow thing is here to help? Could it be that his own cattle are suffering from that bug disease? The worm patient can't hide from it, and if it goes from the cow to the man, then it's going to be bad.
Qian Dagui glanced at my master with a pale face, and his daughter-in-law was also pale with a pale face, Qian Dagui looked at my master and was about to speak.
My master looked at him and said, "Let's eat first, if you have a poison on your body, don't worry." ”
This remark made Qian Dagui and his family relieved, the insecticide is indeed effective, but the rest assured is also limited, think about the tragic situation of the cow, people want to pay it back like this?
After a meal, I and Crispy Meat can justifiably not go to school, the reason is very simple, the two old men Jiang's current identities have been determined to be old Chinese medicine doctors on the wine table, and the two of us are his primary school apprentices.
When the village cadre heard about it, he also said: "I said that I want to stay, but it turns out that I will not be in vain at this time, and I want to have a meal." ”
Old man Jiang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he said, "Go and call your township chief, and say that Jiang Lichun is looking for him." ”
With such a big face, the village cadres gasped, and they were a little unsure of the situation, but the old man Jiang said something next, and he had to go; "What are you doing in a daze? If you want me to run for it myself, I'll come back and lower your officials. ”
Of course, this is a naked threat, but some things are more effective, and the village cadres go.
After the township chief came, after seeing the cattle, he returned to the yard with a heavy face, and just sat down, the veterinarian also came, and when he saw the veterinarian, the township chief ran over with an arrow step, and grabbed the veterinarian, and he didn't know what to mutter.
After finishing speaking, the veterinarian went to see the cattle, and I quietly asked Old Man Jiang, "Master, what is this township chief doing?" ”
"Nonsense, of course the veterinarian is required to conceal the facts, I promise the veterinarian has never seen this kind of thing, if he yells and yells something? What are the influences and consequences of you? Stinky boy, why don't you have a little IQ? Old man Jiang gave me a blank look.
I'm angry, I'm only less than 15 years old, what IQ do you want me to have?
At this time, Crispy Meat also mysteriously ran to Old Man Jiang and said, "Master Jiang, is the worm here?" ”
Old man Jiang stared at the room with a heavy face and said, "Guess? If Qian Dagui hadn't shouted about his cattle with great fanfare today, I would have told you responsibly that after tonight, there would have been a pile of rotten meat left in their family, believe it or not? ”
Crispy Meat was startled, put his schoolbag on his back, and said with a righteous face: "Master Jiang, I am a good student, I have to go to class in the afternoon." ”
Old man Jiang snorted and said with a big grin: "Go, go, go, anyway, you're in the way here." ”
Crispy put down his schoolbag and said, "I really won't leave, I'll stay here." ”
Old man Jiang glanced at the crispy meat mysteriously and said, "Evening"
As soon as he said two words, the veterinarian over there had already been helped out, and it seemed that he had just vomited, and Qian Dagui hurriedly stepped forward to inquire about the situation.
I heard the veterinarian say a little weakly: "The situation is that I am infected with a parasite, and I don't have special deworming medicine here, so I can't help it." ”
This rhetoric was obviously taught by the township chief, but it was obviously enough to fool the rich and expensive people.
Qian Dagui looked a little worried, he originally had a hope, that is, the cow's own illness, originally his idea was that his cattle were harmed and poisoned, because this was too miserable, he didn't expect this result.
The township chief took the veterinarian's shoulders and went out, I don't know what to indoctrinate the veterinarian again, the old man Jiang was sitting in the yard, lit his baby dry tobacco, I yawned, I wanted to go to the rich house to sleep, but when I thought of the insects, I didn't dare.
There was only crispy meat, and he kept running in front of the old man Jiang, and he said, "At night, what are you going to do at night?" Jiang Ye, are you talking about it? ”
Helpless, Old Man Jiang ignored him at all.
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, in the courtyard of Qian Dagui's house.
The township chief worked hard to talk to Qian Dagui about the work of persuasion, but Qian Dagui and his family still looked puzzled.
"Township chief, you said that if the cow dies, it will die, and if someone is infected, isn't there any insecticide? Why do you want us to stay at the township government for one night? Qian Dagui's daughter-in-law said.
It is indeed difficult to find a reason for this, the township chief is a little short of words, looking at the old man Jiang, his eyes are full of helpless expressions.
At this time, the old man Jiang slowly stood up, walked over with both hands behind his back, and said to Qian Dagui and his family: "You go to the township government, it's safer, the effect of the insect medicine is limited after all, one or two are fine, if you want to have a stomach of worms, how can you fight it?" ”
Qian Dagui and his wife were obviously intimidated, looked at the old man Jiang and said, "How can I have a stomach full of worms?" ”
"Not now, maybe it's going to be tonight, so big cow, how many worms are in the stomach? You've been parking it in the bullpen for so long, how many do you think you're going to get into it? There have to be several people to help tonight, cooking a big pot of Chinese medicine for insect repellent, and there are a lot of troubles, you two can't help, standing in the middle of the house, what if you get infected? As soon as the old man Jiang finished speaking, the township chief glanced at the old man Jiang with admiration.
Regardless of what happened to them, what was I worried about was, what would I do at night? Facing such a big bug?