The shouting of crispy meat played an absolute role, maybe in the 90s, the brand of Mengtejiao was too shiny, in short, a large group of people gathered around after a while, and began to pick and choose clothes. ()

"Everyone see the sign clearly, the absolutely authentic Meng Tejiao, it's called a foreign atmosphere, it's really a fire sale at the price of jumping, and my heart (the tip of my heart) is hurting at this price." Crispy meat foamed at the mouth.

I was full of pride just now, but facing the crowd, I suddenly blushed and couldn't speak.

At this time, an aunt held up a set of underwear and asked me: "Young man, why did you have underwear when this dream is delicate?" ”

My face is even redder, it's not crispy meat, I don't even know what Meng Tejiao is, how can I answer this question? Could it be that the crispy meat is fake? At this time, the crispy meat smiled in the face of the crowd, but one hand was behind him, twisting the meat on my waist, and it was about to make me cry. ”

"Oh." The aunt was convinced.

At this time, I have to admire the little boss, who imitates a logo so realistically, even these 'sharp-eyed' aunts who buy things can fool him.

That night, my business with Crispy Meat was quite good, and almost all the clothes and underwear I brought with me were sold. At this time, I also realized the great changes in China, a few years ago, it would be good to have a good style of clothes to wear, what is the concept of the brand? I guess no one cares.

And I have gone through this experience, from the beginning of the embarrassment, but also began to become a crispy meat flamboyant, I have to admit that life has its unique charm, people sink into it, for me, such as when collecting money

When the stall was closed, it was already late, and Crispy Meat happily pulled me and whispered to me: "Sanwa'er, at this rate, we will sell it all in another 7 or 8 days, and then we will go away and fly high." ”

", it's like Lao Tzu is going to elope with you." I laughed and cursed.

Crispy Meat was happy, so he didn't care about me, and said to me: "Sanwa'er, don't believe it, we can earn 5,000 yuan from this batch of goods, and we will return to the capital in one day today, but we can't do more about this, and we have to flash if we take a shot." Let's go, happy today, let's go eat good. ”

"What's good?" I asked.

"Hemorrhage! Go eat Yulin skewers! Crispy Meat said bitterly.

I looked at him with infinite contempt, this kid slammed the door, eating a skewer, also called heavy bleeding?

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In the crowded shop, I and the crispy meat guarded a steaming hot pot, swallowing saliva at the same time, waiting for the skewers inside to be cooked quickly, the bottom of the red soup with a special spicy fragrance, rushing me and the crispy meat are eager to eat raw.

There is a small plate in front of us, the ingredients in the plate are peanuts, coriander, green onions, peppers, garlic crispy meat gluttonous with chopsticks dipped in the ingredients to eat, I have to be steady, I must maintain the image.

The red soup in the pot was churning, and the crispy meat finally couldn't help it, so he picked up a string of beef and put it in the bowl, so he didn't care about the heat, and rolled the beef twice in the bowl, and threw it in his mouth, chewing and saying to me: "Sanwa'er, eat quickly, the beef can't be too cooked." ”

I actually couldn't help it, so I just picked up a handful of beef and put it in a bowl.

Seeing my 'extremely vicious' appearance, the crispy meat hurriedly came to grab it, so neither of us cared about the image, and began to eat it in a big gulp, while eating while pouring beer, skewers spicy and fragrant, beer refreshing and greasy, this winter, we are eating hot, even cold beer can not extinguish our sweat.

Halfway through eating, the crispy pork looked at the piles of bamboo skewers in the tube, and said to me, "Look, I said it was hemorrhage, right?" You don't believe it. ”

I am speechless, crispy meat can be eaten, I can eat more, although he is fat, I can't grow fat. This bamboo skewer that I can't count does prove that the crispy meat is right, it is indeed a heavy hemorrhage.

The two of us drank eight bottles of beer, not to mention how much we ate on the skewers, this beer alone was enough to bloate our stomachs, and we went to the toilet twice, and our eating speed slowed down decisively.

As I ate, I asked Crispy Meat: "Crispy Meat, how did you know that these small factories are haunted?" ”

"That's my connections, you know? These little bosses are very shrewd, can the haunting still be spread? Affect the business! I just want to silently invite a master to settle this matter. Let me tell you, it's not that I've been running these places during this time, and I've come into contact with a lot of these people and know some rumors, but I really don't know. "Crispy Meat is showing itself again.

"But I don't think this haunt is reliable, I'm thinking about it in my heart, no ghost is the image of a skeleton, really. Only those who don't know how to do it think skeletons are scary, and those who know how to do it know that the least scary thing is skeletons. Because the first can't be a corpse, and the second is a long time ago, and the soul may have left. Where can you still walk with a skeleton? "I think it's amazing.

"I don't know this, you know that although this matter is kept secret, secrecy doesn't mean that people are not exaggerating, maybe it is exaggerated." Crispy said to me as he chewed a chicken tip (chicken wing tip).

I took a sip of my beer and was silent. To tell the truth, my master doesn't like or hate people on weekdays, but there is a type of person he especially hates and hates, and that is the kind of charlatan, the real god.

In his words, it was simply bad for my Taoist reputation.

I once heard Master mention a sect of liars, the Jiang Xiang School, and it can be said that the reputation of Taoism was completely ruined by this school of liars.

So, I was purely interested in this matter at first, and then I thought a little bit more.

I have followed Master for so many years, and it is absolutely absolute, and I suspect that someone is deliberately cheating. People often think that the big deal is a god stick fortune telling, dancing gods and the like.

But I don't know the real scam, at least I have to lay out for a month, and I use all kinds of means to make you believe something.

I was suspicious, so I paid attention. Therefore, sometimes you feel that when fate drives you down a road, it is because you don't pay attention to it, and this is what you care about in life, how can you not go down this road? Just like me, I care about this, and my fate naturally goes to this, so I can't complain about it as a coincidence, and I can't complain about how I can't live a peaceful life.

Seeing that I was stunned, I wiped my mouth with crispy meat and said, "Come on, when you see that Taoist priest, you will naturally know." People didn't rob you of your job, if it's fake, take a look at it as a joke. ”

This is the crispy meat, and he reacts like most people. Yes, the level of care is different, and ordinary people may encounter strange things and miss them. Because I don't care.

I didn't say anything, I thought to myself that the crispy meat was the same, and I will know when the time comes? If I wasn't too much of a liar, I wouldn't bother to care, and in Master's words, I would have my own retribution.

After eating this meal with crispy meat, it was already more than 1 o'clock in the night, and by the time the two of us went back a little drunk, it was already dark and dreary when the crispy meat lived.

Crispy Meat peed in a corner, and he had to let me accompany him, and he said, "I've seen people, so I believe it very much." Sanwa'er, you have the ability, you have to accompany me. ”

Maybe I drank wine, maybe I was too excited today, I didn't feel sleepy, I said to Crispy Meat: "Why don't we go to that small factory and catch a ghost to play?" ”

Crispy Meat had just finished peeing, and when he heard me say this, he looked at me as if he had really seen a ghost, and said, "Sanwa'er, can you not talk nonsense with me?" What do you mean by catching a ghost to play? Lao Tzu didn't do it, left, went back to sleep, that is, went back to sleep. ”

I grabbed the crispy meat and said, "I'm here, you're afraid of a fart." The least scary thing is the ghost. Even Hua Feifei can deal with a spider, have you forgotten? Let's go, don't you want to get rich? Let's go and see, if we really see something, can't we get the money that those bosses have put together? ”

As soon as he heard me say this, the fat on his face moved, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, let's go and see." Lao Tzu is also a person who has seen the world, snake spirit, roadblocker, hungry ghost king, this thing is a fart, the money is real, go! ”

This kid suddenly became a little more anxious than I was.