Early Saturday morning, I just came back from morning exercise, I received a call from An Yu, in the phone his tone was quite relaxed, after all, the office building was 'clean' a lot, and his heaviest heart was also put down a lot, no longer like a few days ago, opening his mouth is to save his life, looking bitter and hateful. (You can find this site)

Of course, his call asked me to do something, and in his opinion, it was all over as soon as possible, so that I could be completely relieved.

Therefore, it is rare for him to get up so actively early in the morning and call me to urge me.

While wiping my sweat, I told him that he didn't need to be so early, and asked him to ask the Taoist priest he had brought to prepare an altar. In addition, it is strictly forbidden for outsiders to disturb the scene of the practice, so please be sure to clean up the relevant people and others, and then close the door.

I looked at the time and told him I would probably arrive in the afternoon.

This time is actually particular, to avoid the time when the yang energy is stronger, and also to avoid the time when the extreme yin is at noon, all because I didn't really take them in those infant spirits, but temporarily calmed down, I want to return them to an excess, although it is more troublesome.

After breakfast, I was supposed to practice the qigong practice unique to our lineage, which is something that needs to be persisted in for a long time, but the crispy meat came early in the morning. ”“

As soon as he entered the house, he was not polite, he took it for a night, and then went to the kitchen to pour the rest of the porridge into it, and while drinking the porridge with a snort, he threw xiaolongbao into his mouth one by one, and did not forget to take advantage of the gap to pick up a few chopsticks and radish shreds.

I sat lazily on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and watched him eat like this, from the time he came in to the present, we were stunned and never said a word, as if when each other is air, no way, after knowing each other for so many years, I can't think of each other as air, and only in the air people are the most comfortable.

Finally, after eating 7 xiaolongbao, the crispy meat was willing to wipe his mouth, and there was something in his mouth, and he said to me vaguely: "Sanwa, you are not kind to the dog, and you want to do things today, and you don't tell Lao Tzu." ”

In fact, there is no danger in this ritual, and I don't care if the crispy pork goes or not, so I stretched my waist and said, "How do you know that I have unfinished steamed buns?" 7 of them, are you going to develop to 200 pounds? ”

"Hey, I went to ask the lady who sells steamed buns at the door of your community, she said that you came to buy steamed buns today, how lazy you are, I don't know, I have to buy a few cages at a time, and put them in the refrigerator if you can't finish eating, and then go out to buy them next time, won't I help you digest it?" What is 200 pounds, Lao Tzu is a big man with 1.78 meters, and 200 pounds is not too fat. Crispy Pork replied to me eloquently.

I didn't bother to talk to this kid, and said to him, "Then you are free, if you want to eat all the stock in the refrigerator, no problem." I'm going to do things in the afternoon, and I'm going to wait for someone to come, and now I'm going to practice, so you can have fun by yourself. ”

The crispy pork was eating while waving his chopsticks, meaning to tell me to go quickly.

Dividing line

When practicing, there is no so-called concept of time, because you have to concentrate on falling into an ethereal realm, and there is only breath in your mind.

I don't have the master's kind of realm, which is close to turtle breath, but it is natural to keep one and a half minutes of breath and breath, which can be done during the practice moment.

This kind of entry is very okay in today's circle, if you put it in the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, when Taoism shined, it was a shameful thing, in that era, people like me who have an orthodox inheritance and start from a young age can at least reach the real Bigu for more than ten days, and close to the realm of the little turtle.

The environment is declining, Taoism is also declining, and it is very difficult for cultivators.

When I finished slowly, the time was just four hours, and over the years, the habit of practicing the exercises has been imperceptible, and this time has become a deliberate habit, of course, when I am particularly busy, I will control it to two hours.

After the practice, when I walked out of the house, Crispy Meat was playing the game of 'Football Economy' on my computer, and there was a bald guy next to him who was shouting: "No, the striker is more important, you should buy Ronaldo with money first"

This guy, I walked over with a smile and said hello, "Jueyuan, how long have you been here?" ”

"Not long after, the morning flight, just over an hour away, call you to turn off the phone, it is estimated that you are practicing, I will call the crispy meat directly, and he will pick me up." That's right, this bald monk is Jueyuan, we met in Heiyan Miao Village, and later he was one of the teachers assigned by Uncle Hui to Hui Gen'er, and our friendship began from this.

Five years have passed, and now Hui Gen'er mainly studies with Master Huiming, but her understanding of Buddhism is still taught by Jueyuan, but it is relatively less, but this does not affect my relationship with Jueyuan to get better and better, after all, we are 'like-minded' people.

"Do you have a plane ticket?" I asked Jueyuan.

"Nonsense, you said someone reported the account, can I not keep it? Oh, and because it's a free plane, I sit in first class. Jueyuan had a gentle smile on his face, and the whole person was gentle and elegant, but I just saw a hint of the feeling of an old fox.

I laughed a few times, and then grabbed Jueyuan and said, "Wait a minute, there is still a balance of 20,000 yuan, you can take it." ”

Jueyuan pushed me away, cherished the very fashionable coat on his body, and said: "Don't hold me, my clothes are famous brand Bonwe, what should I do if I am wrinkled?" ”

I glanced at Jueyuan speechlessly, although I don't pay attention to clothes, but is Bonwe a famous brand? Perhaps, in '99.

Dividing line

When the three of us arrived at the office building, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, the door of the office building at this time was closed, and a layer of cloth was pulled on the door in a decent manner.

"Chengyi, you're finally here, the people I invited have been waiting for a while, this thing is not in order, I feel uneasy. Eh, who is this brother? Looks like a young and promising university professor? An Yu noticed Jueyuan.

Jueyuan immediately became serious, looking like a monk with a light breeze, and he didn't forget to take care of his often, beautiful and handsome Bonwei coat in a decent manner.

I laughed in my heart, although this Jueyuan is a great monk, but pay great attention to dressing up, he once said that the more obsessed, the more he has to face, when one day he can wear all kinds of gorgeous clothes on his body, his heart is just waiting for leisure, his state of mind is perfect.

It's a pity that this kid doesn't have much money to dress up, because his money supports at least 10 poor students.

So I introduced An Yu: "This is my friend Jueyuan, who is responsible for coming to overdo it this time, and it can be regarded as accumulating some virtue for your kid, so as not to have some cough and be dissipated because of you, and it is not necessarily a good thing to bear this kind of cause and effect." ”

An Yu didn't seem to understand, and nodded while listening: "It turned out to be Master Jueyuan, fortunately, fortunately, at first glance, Master Jueyuan is like a monk." ”

When Jueyuan heard this, his appearance became more and more light, and after greeting Jueyuan seriously, An Yu said to me again: "Chengyi, I don't understand anything, in short, whatever you say, I will do it, you say that it will be excessive." ”

I thought helplessly, you really don't understand, all you worry about is your own safety. But I can't help it, because I can't ask a person to put kindness above selfishness, and even I can't do great love myself. As long as it's related to the important people around me!

When I was talking to An Yu, Jueyuan coughed, and An Yu looked at Jueyuan with some confusion and asked, "Master Jueyuan?" Do you have any requirements? ”

"Amitabha, the poor monk just wants to tell the donor, on weekdays, the poor monk does not like to wear monk's robes very much, and it is inconvenient to walk in the world like this. It doesn't upset the donor, does it? Jueyuan's expression was even more 'god', but his eyes were firmly fixed on An Yu.

With a 'poof' of crispy meat, the chewing gum in his mouth squirted out, his neck suddenly swelled to be thick, his face was red, and he kept coughing.

I pinched my palm vigorously, and kept saying in my heart, Jueyuan is a monk, Jueyuan is a monk, don't laugh, don't laugh.

Only the second monk An Yu couldn't touch his head, and he didn't understand why I reacted so much with the crispy meat, and I didn't understand why Jueyuan suddenly said to him why he was doing this, I didn't wear a Taoist robe as a monk, is it strange that a monk doesn't wear a monk's robe? Why are you bothering to talk about this?

Crispy covered his mouth and said, "I'll go to the toilet." ”

After a while, the sound of crispy meat laughing wildly came from the toilet, and Jueyuan didn't seem to plan to let go of An Yu, and his eyes were already looking at An Yu with almost 'anticipation'.

I endured it, and walked up to a fellow worker and whispered a few words.

Then the worker buddy walked up to Jueyuan with a big grin: "Big brother, your clothes are so handsome, they look much better than wearing monk's robes, where to buy it, you have to pay a hundred yuan, I'm so envious." ”

In this interval, I glared hard at An Yu, An Yu is a good person, and immediately reacted, and immediately said: "Oh, don't you say that I haven't paid attention to it, this dress is worn by Master Jueyuan, it is simply too temperamental." ”

Jueyuan's expression immediately relaxed, held the Buddha salute, and said: "Amitabha, the donors praised it in vain, this dress is only 299 yuan, and the poor monk just bought it to shelter from the wind and rain." ”

I finally couldn't help but run out, leaning against the gate and laughing maniacally.