Chapter 13: Stepping on a Liar
The master and the apprentice's unemotional performance really caused a 'sensational' effect, the apprentice had to persuade, the master had to do it, which caused these already panicked bosses to can't help but say: "Master, let's add some more money, please be sure to get rid of this ghost." ()”
"Master, don't save what money can buy, let's just add some more money."
Finally, the master scolded his apprentice in anger: "Aren't you trapping me in injustice? I'll post this money myself, and I'll settle it. ”
The apprentice still said to himself, "Master, you can take it." Otherwise, there will be even greater evil. ”
The bosses also said that it didn't matter if they added some more money.
Seeing that the dust was about to settle, Crispy Meat finally couldn't help coughing, and at this time I had already stood out of the crowd, walked straight to the front of the stage, and said loudly to several bosses: "Boss, if the master doesn't accept it, you don't want to give it!" Isn't this trapping the master in injustice? The master is compassionate and compassionate, it is the master's duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and others are not for money. ”
Those bosses looked at me inexplicably, especially the boss in Guangzhou, it was impossible not to remember me, he pointed at me and was about to say something, the crispy meat had already jumped out, this kid took two apples from the offering table, one was gnawed by himself, and the other was put in the mouth of the boss in Guangzhou, and said while stuffing: "Boss, don't say more, my buddy's master and master are acquaintances." Let them talk for themselves. ”
As he spoke, he winked at the boss, which made the boss baffled, and for a while he really didn't know what medicine was sold in this kid's gourd, so it was really hard to say more.
I said this from the master's standpoint, the master's face sank obviously, but it was difficult to say anything, just a sanctimonious look, and said: "What the little donor said is reasonable. ”
But I clearly noticed that this so-called master had quietly given the apprentice a look. The apprentice, who was also a person on the upper path, immediately said, "If something happens to my master, will you be responsible?" Today, I will fight for this unrighteous crime and stop this ritual. I, I"
Saying that, the apprentice knelt down for the master with a 'poof', and then he didn't know if he was lying down, so he hurried to squeeze two eye drops for himself, and when he looked up, he said with tears streaming down his face: "Master, it's okay if you don't do this Dharma service." After collecting that money, it's not enough for you to lose this ritual, so return it, let's go. You can't put your safety at risk. ”
At the same time, the master also looked sad, and said, "But ghosts hurt people, how can we Taoist people ignore the righteousness?" ”
At this time, I have become a villain, in front of this pair of great masters and apprentices, I am a villain, and there is already a boss who can't help but say: "Where are you making trouble, get out of here quickly." ”
Someone else was ready to come up and pull me.
I immediately shouted, "Don't panic, everyone, in fact, I already had a sense just now, the ghost is here, really." If you don't believe me, listen to it! Master, hurry up, I mean you don't have to pay the money from these bosses, I'll give it to you. ”
What I said was creepy and inexplicable. Even the pair of great masters and apprentices didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in my gourd, but at this moment, everyone clearly heard a woman's cry, it was so clear and obvious!
I was 'alarmed' and said to the master, "Master, hurry up." ”
The master and his apprentices didn't react for a while, and I said loudly: "The sound of this female ghost crying has been heard by many people present, isn't this the voice?" Yes? Isn't it a ghost? ”
At this time, people were already panicking, and several people said at the same time: "It's this voice, ***, I can't forget it in my life." ”
Someone said, "Yes, I have been torturing Lao Tzu for many days." ”
Someone else said, "It's not wrong, it's this, hurry up, master, hurry up and catch it." ”
I yelled, "The master works so hard, and catching ghosts has to consume himself." Come on, I've got an easy idea. After saying this, I yelled: "*** Don't cry, be careful that Lao Tzu drags you back to beat up." That's how it is! I'm going to recite a mantra, listen up. If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. ”
If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles! What kind of spell is this? All the people present looked at me with a look of insanity, but something strange happened, and as soon as my words fell, the voice of the female ghost was gone.
There was a great deal of talk, and the faces of the master and his disciples all changed, and I saw one of them stand up, begin to look around, and then walk away, as if they were about to arrest someone.
The crispy meat that originally entangled the Guangzhou boss immediately followed.
All this is to catch this so-called master by surprise and make them have no time to react. That's why I shouted these words without pause.
I didn't even look at the master, and then shouted, "This incantation must be recited three times, and you listen, this *** ghost has started crying again." ”
Sure enough, the ghost's cry began again.
I deliberately wanted to straighten out this so-called master, and said very simply: "This mantra is also effective for everyone to recite together, come, shout together." If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. ”
What's funny is that sure enough, there are many people who shouted with me for three days without fighting, and went to the house to uncover the tiles, and the scene was quite spectacular.
At this time, I glanced at the master again, and he really couldn't hold his face, and glared at me fiercely. The well-intentioned people present already roughly understood something, and the crowd was full of discussions.
And the crispy meat decisively entangled the master's apprentices, and at this time, several so-called apprentices had already walked over, probably trying to find trouble with the crispy meat. I knew I couldn't play anymore, so I shouted, "Two big brothers, come out." Everyone, be quiet. ”
At this time, sure enough, two people with tape recorders came out from behind the shelf, and they were the two big security guards that night, and they quickly squeezed through the crowd and walked to my side.
I clasped my hands to my chest and shouted, "Crispy meat, come here, lest these crooks drag you out and beat you up." ”
This kid is so clever, he understands that when I shouted like that, it was to attract everyone's attention, and to monitor all this with the advantage of the crowd, so as not to be dragged out and beaten silently, he quickly shouted, and then ran to my side.
In front of everyone's eyes, what are these people really not good to do?
Snatching the tape recorder from the hands of the two security guards, I said to everyone, "Do you want to see a ghost again?" As I spoke, I pressed the play button on the tape recorder again, and sure enough, the sound of the ghost crying came again.
At this time, everyone understood what was going on, but they were still a little puzzled, and I needed to explain this.
But the master was not a man who was waiting to be killed, and he suddenly said, "This little brother, I have no grudge against you, why do you want to come to me to make trouble?" I don't know what the purpose of a so-called audio tape is? Is it to prove something? I asked myself that after so many years in Chengdu, no one had ever said that I was a liar. ”
This was said very obviously, and the words were spread out directly. Moreover, he used his reputation in Chengdu for so long to suppress me, which means very clearly, if I am a liar, why is no one to expose it? You're trying to trap me.
Sure enough, as soon as he said this, people began to waver.
However, Lao Tzu Chen Chengyi is afraid of everything, that is, he is not afraid of threats. I said loudly: "Close the door, everyone will close the door today and make it clear, who is the liar, and it will be revealed later." ”
Undoubtedly, people love to watch the excitement! As soon as I say this, there are already people who are very active in closing the door. At this time, I didn't notice that one of the master's apprentices had already run out while he was in chaos, leading to all kinds of things that followed!
Soon, the door was closed, and I ignored the so-called offering table, but simply poured the tribute down, jumped on the offering table, and said loudly, "There is always a way to come." Anyway, real gold is not afraid of fire! Since you say that you are a Taoist descendant and a master, I will give you a chance to prove and explain, what do you want to say first? ”
The master snorted, looking disdainful of explanation, with his hands behind his back, very calm, and I don't know if it was pretended.
Instead, his apprentice stood up and said, "My master has been in Chengdu for so many years, and he is famous in many upper circles, are you a fool to be those people in the upper circles?" Can a crook have a reputation for that many years? ”
How sharp these words are, and his master is simply a tune! Actually, I also have some doubts, in fact, people in the upper echelons, who can reach that status, are not only not stupid and difficult to deceive, but very difficult to deceive, why should they believe this liar?
However, it can't be fake, and it can't be fake, I thought about it for a while, and said loudly: "If you go to carefully arrange a scam, if you have the intention to plan others, it is normal to not be able to break it, after all, you have no intention to have a heart." The unintentional person will always suffer something. Aren't these little bosses deceived by you? Any idea where this cassette came from? That's the evidence I recorded. Don't say that I made it myself, so many people here have heard the so-called ghost cry, this can't be faked, do you want to hear its origin? ”
At that time, everyone knew that a blank tape could copy the contents of another tape, just like the current USB flash drive.
As I spoke, I greeted the two security guards, and the two security guards began to talk. After all, they are familiar with this area, and what they say is more convincing!
In addition, I have a killer feature, and I want to see how these liars will deal with themselves after these things are said.