My dad didn't know a few words, but he knew the numbers anyway, he glanced at the scroll a few times, his face softened a little, and said, "When can your baby be more angry?" When your eldest sister and second sister are your age, they are not double percent, and the worst is more than 95 points. Fortunately, you still know that you scored more than 80 points in the exam, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

After that, my dad stuffed the roll to me, and I was secretly relieved that I had finally narrowly escaped this time.

But at this moment, a person came out of the house, who was it not Old Man Jiang?

"Three babies' rolls? Show me a lot of points? "Why do you think my cheap master's ears are so good?

I can't help it, he said he wants to see, do I dare not give it? In the mood of another guillotine, I sighed in my heart and handed the scroll out.

Old man Jiang took my test paper and leisurely unfolded it, his brows furrowed slightly.

At this time, I was nervous, and subconsciously decided to 'bother' him.

"Master, why are you back?"

"I'm done." Old man Jiang's expression softened a little.

"Master, have the graves been moved?"

"Hmm" dragged a long tail note, and the old man Jiang smiled a little.

"Master, are you going to have dinner at my house tonight?"

"Yes," the old man Jiang grinned.

"Master," I was about to ask again.

My dad interrupted me impatiently: "*** baby, why do you talk too much?" ”

It is estimated that my dad was annoyed by me, and yelled directly, my dad is the person who hates children pestering him the most, seeing that I have been pestering old man Jiang like this, he probably feels impolite.

"Hehe, it's okay." Old man Jiang happily put away the test papers, pinched them in his hand and didn't return them, and stopped my dad directly.

Then he called me and my dad and sat down at the stone table in the courtyard, my heart was 'fluttering', and I wanted to get the test paper back, but what about my dad, he was inexplicable, don't you want to make dinner? My mother has to rest for the past two days, and he should be busy with dinner, why is the old man Jiang, who loves to eat to the extreme, still pulling himself to sit here, this is ready to chat?

"Three babies" Old man Jiang dragged out the last note and called my name.

"Eh," I replied with some trepidation.

"This person has a time when he is wrong, and occasionally he likes to play and delay his business. However, it is a good thing to be able to face mistakes calmly, and it is even better to be able to correct them after facing them. Sanwa'er, you say, after making mistakes, what kind of people are the most hateful? Old man Jiang smiled.

"Needless to say? Dead ducks have a hard mouth, and people who don't admit their mistakes. "My dad had a stiff neck next to him, and this sentence came out, he is the person who hates to talk back when he is wrong.

"That's it" I didn't say anything in the preface next to me, cold sweat broke out in my palms, and I had a bad premonition.

"I don't think so, the most hateful thing is that after making a mistake, thinking about escaping, not daring to face it, and choosing to deceive the person is the most hateful. Especially for male dolls, honesty and integrity are the most valuable virtues, and those who deceive are worse than villains. Old man Jiang said unhurriedly.

"Well, it's, it's like, that's what I hate most about liars." My dad was in the air.

I was in a cold sweat, and I was ready to run away.

But my cheap master seemed to see through my thoughts, and grabbed me by the shoulder and asked, "Sanwa'er, do you think what Master said is right?" ”

"Well, yes, it's more true than what the moral teacher said." Master's hands are like iron tongs, I can't move, let alone run away? Just take a little bit of sycophancy at this time, maybe it's better to wait, I'm a pretty conscious person.

"Hehe" Old man Jiang smiled, and didn't let go of my plans, but opened my roll.

The first is the math papers.

"13+6=16, well, good."

"5+7=13, smart."

I listened to him read, while cold sweat 'whooshing', in fact, I don't know whether it's right or wrong, and if I know, I won't get such a low score, the problem is that I saw that the old man Jiang's two eyes were looking at the place where I answered wrong.

In vain, I was smart and changed the score, but I couldn't change so many forks on the paper.

Putting the math paper aside, Old Man Jiang took the Chinese paper again.

"On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat flowed down the river. Hey, hey, hey" Old man Jiang laughed so hard that my heart trembled, and I scolded in my heart, Teacher X is so hateful, what's wrong with sweat flowing down the river?

I remember that there was a river character?

"Please fill in the blanks according to the example, (green), hehe, okay, you listen to the arrangement, and fill in 6 of the same (green)!" Speaking of which, Old Man Jiang put the test paper down, slapped the table, grabbed me, and pressed it on the table.

"Lao Chen, bring me the bamboo chips." Old man Jiang snorted angrily.

My dad didn't react at all, nonsense, my dad didn't understand what was said in the Chinese paper, elementary school arithmetic problems, he could do it, the problem was that he didn't listen carefully, I don't understand whether Old Man Jiang is praising me.

However, where did the old man Jiang dare not listen to his orders, and the old man Jiang's tone was so stern, my father didn't react, and the bamboo pieces had already been sent to the old man Jiang.

Old man Jiang pulled down my pants, and with a 'snap', the bamboo piece hit my ass firmly: "You really have the ability, you dare to deceive people!" ”

'Bang' 'Bang' bamboo pieces continued to fall, the force was really 'even and moderate', every time it hurt the same, I immediately howled, this hot pain and my father's iron fist are more uncomfortable.

My dad didn't react at first, but when he heard that I was lying, the fire immediately came up, and he absolutely believed Old Man Jiang.

As soon as this fire came up, my dad immediately reacted, and with a flick of his sleeve, this fist was about to come up.

When I saw it, I almost didn't cry and fainted, ***, I don't want to 'double whammy'!

But I didn't want Old Man Jiang to stop my dad with one hand, but the bamboo pieces in my hand kept falling on my buttocks: "Don't be busy, this baby is hateful, after I finish teaching, it's not too late for you to teach again." Master and old man have their own lessons, and he can't run away from these fifty 'bamboo pieces'. ”

My dad looked like he couldn't vent, and he was 'angry' next to him, but he also admitted it.

Unfortunately, I learned two unfortunate news, the first was that I was going to be spanked fifty times. The second is to finish this meal, there is still a meal waiting, as the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain, you can't do this

I cried more and more miserably, and my mouth muttered: "The soldiers of the Red Army are not afraid of hardships and dangers, they are not afraid of hardships and dangers, they are not afraid"

My dad knew that this was my habit, and when he was beaten in a hurry and couldn't run away, he would shout at the Red Army soldiers to 'encourage' him, and my dad would often laugh angrily.

But this old man Jiang didn't move at all, he just said: "Just like you, it's embarrassing to lie to people and say Red Army soldiers." "Saying that, the piece of bamboo that hit me is more rhythmic.

My mother, my two sisters were already alarmed, they all came to the yard, and when they saw the old man Jiang beating me, they were dumbfounded, and my 'enthusiastic' father immediately showed them the papers.

"Master Jiang just saw this and beat him, saying that he was a liar." My dad still hasn't figured things out, but that doesn't stop him from making a public complaint.

My mother couldn't see why, my two sisters were not vegetarians, and after reading for a while, they saw the problem, and when they saw what I wrote on the paper, my straightforward eldest sister laughed, and my second sister pursed her lips and laughed with two beautiful dimples.

"Mom, the third baby should be beaten, he changed the score on the paper, and the mistakes on this paper do not match the teacher's score." After the eldest sister finished laughing, she directly said that there was a problem.

The second sister laughed silently, probably angry and funny for my behavior.

"What, ***, changed the score?" When my dad heard this, he got angry again, and rushed up to beat me, but thinking of Old Man Jiang's instructions, he endured it again.

Finally, the old man Jiang finished beating his ass fifty times, and calmly threw the bamboo pieces aside, at this time my buttocks were already red and swollen, lying on the stone table sobbing and choking, I didn't want to move, and my buttocks hurt when I moved.