Chapter 1049: This is the Pantheon of our family
"Do you want to go home?" I sat down next to Vanilla and asked casually.
The little girl immediately raised her head, looking a little confused, and then lowered her head: "Hmm...... ...... home."
I was slightly stunned, and suddenly smiled: "Don't be nervous, I don't want to drive you away, you are my little bird's friend, if you are willing to stay, I will let you stay all the time, that bird seems to like you." She was the one who was so reckless in bringing you here, and I don't think it's appropriate, so I'll ask for your opinion. ”
The little girl still looked a little reserved, but after hearing these words, her first reaction was to smile slightly, and the smile was very clean, completely as if she was just happy because she mentioned her new sister, and she saw that she was using her hands to draw numbers under the guidance of Anwena (it should be training the flexible grasp of fingers?). The stupid bird glanced at her and said happily, "Can I really be with her?" ”
"What's not going to work," Lin Xue's head suddenly popped out from behind us, and she hurriedly leaned on the back of the sofa, startling me and Vanilla, "You see how big our family is, and most of them are eating and drinking and rubbing the house—I belong to the group with a relatively high moral level, and I just rub rice." By the way, don't look at the current scale of this house, it has more space than you think, and there are many empty rooms on it, you can also live in a room with Madison, the bird has become humanoid, and you can't continue to build a nest on the roof to sleep, but if you want her to live in the room, I estimate that the bed will be wasted, so it's better for you to use. ”
I pinched the tip of the eldest lady's nose when I heard this: "It's so reasonable to rub rice." There is another sentence that I didn't say: she just said "our family" in passing. In this subconscious, she has already married herself, not to mention that girls are extroverted, I wonder if the old man Lu Daolin will really run to unite with Uncle Xu to build a coalition to crusade against me......
Lin Xue made sense, arranging a room for Madiwen was definitely a waste. The bird hasn't changed its nesting habits yet, and last night was a testament to that, and we all felt that we couldn't let the bird continue to sleep on the roof. But Madison's own meaning must be to sleep soundly in the grass nest - this should be one of the disadvantages of super-forward.
Vanilla only arrived last night and didn't know anything about the surrounding environment. The only things she'd seen so far here were a beautiful house (certainly prettier than where she used to live) and a large crowd of people, and by the way, beautiful clothes and good food: Listening to Anwena, Vanilla woke up and ate her first meal here with so much joy that her eyes were almost wet, and she didn't know what kind of life this child had lived before, and why did she cry when she ate a plate of mapo tofu......
In short, she still doesn't know the situation here, and even if Anvina tells her about the first family here, the child is confused. While Avena and I were talking about how to prepare Madison for the training plan, she kept looking at us sneakily and took a chance to speak: "That...... I heard Sister Avena say, are you royal? ”
I thought about it and quickly nodded: "Eh, that's right, this is the imperial system, eh, the theory is the imperial system, and I am the emperor's title." Years of work experience. "Vanilla doesn't remind me that I really don't have this self-consciousness, that this is a royal family - of course, I have always known this fact, but I don't have a relevant feeling, I can't find the atmosphere of the so-called royal life. You see which of the royal families in the TV novels and anime is not intrigued, and the brothers are separated by each other. The walls of the palace are dirtier than a den of thieves, and if there is a talented twenty-first century ghost girl in the middle, they can't wait for the emperor's family to close the door and destroy themselves.
Have you ever seen the royal life of the royal family who is messing around with your children every day, playing chess with tenants, watching gossip news from various worlds, and grabbing discounted eggs in the supermarket? We have a girl here who has crossed over, and she has worn it twice before and after, and she is also like a ghost, but now that thing has been reduced to the realm of only grabbing cakes with a doll more than 90 centimeters high.
So with this in mind, I looked at Vanilla solemnly: "Don't you think it's like it?" ”
Vanilla said tactfully, "Not at all." "I think that's already a tact.
"I've seen the nobles," Vanilla probably thought it was too direct, and immediately explained clumsily, "I've seen the richest lord of Togler in town, who needed three men to help him walk, and once the official lord who came down to inspect the royal capital, when he walked down the street, he needed two servants to sprinkle spices on the ground in front, and I felt that the nobles were so powerful...... But I don't think you're like ...... You guys are kind of like the Duhan family, they live at the foot of the hill, they have a lot of children in the house, they are carpenters......"
I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't understand how big a person should be before he could go out and let three people support him. But I think I'm better than that old Togler: I turn my head to see the Pandora sisters who are gathering together to lay down the military flag and the mercury lamp reading alone, and then think of the little bubbles that are harming the teachers and classmates at school, sometimes I can hang several of them on my body when I go out, and this technique must be impossible for the Togler master.
After chatting with Vanilla for a while, I felt that this little girl had no feelings for the place where she used to live: alone, struggling to survive, and there were only two kinds of people who were willing to live in that environment, one was a saint, and the other was empty, and I would fill it in when I met him. After all, Vanilla is just a little girl with no scheming, she naturally likes to be well fed and clothed, and she doesn't know how to hide these points. But I also noticed that she was very uneasy here, and she was always careful to see if she was being hated, and she felt that she was in a very different state. This awkwardness only subsided a little when Madison pulled her to mutter. She completely regarded the stupid bird as her only support in a strange environment.
According to my rich ...... Well, based on Lilina's rich experience in psychological observations, she directly summed up Vanilla's thoughts: It's big, it's good, it's beautiful. But it's not where I'm supposed to be.
I communicated with Anvina in a spiritual connection, asking her what she thought of this little girl, and Avena had a simple idea: this little girl is very human. And it was the first friend Madison met outside, and when the stupid bird was dizzy and fell into the otherworldly world, only Vanilla took care of her. So she thought it was okay to let Vanilla stay. However, as a "medieval" maid, she did not dare to make decisions and wanted to ask her master's opinion. "Then stay," my opinion was very simple, "and we are not tight on housing." ”
However, although the decision was made, it would have to be said in a few days, and first let Vanilla get familiar with the environment here, she didn't know what kind of place this was. We don't know what her habits are, but many facts tell us that sometimes a fine dress may not make people feel comfortable, what if vanilla is not used to it in our place? Anyway, I can't imagine how to walk when I go out and let three people help me......
At this time, I glanced back and noticed that Lilina was concentrating on the small coffee table next to her, writing and drawing, and I was immediately curious: "Girl, what are you doing?" ”
Lilina held up the small notebook in her hand: "Write a draft Bible for Madison." I think it's almost time for her to make a name, you see, the ancient gods have it, the miracle that has come, and now even Moses has it. How can you do it without writing a Bible in a hurry? I wrote a few mythological stories based on what Vanilla and Mediwin knew, and there were four or five versions, and when the time came for her to preach separately, the matter was completely confusing. I'm writing the third edition, boss, let me tell you, really good missionaries should plan ahead, you see, I'm going to write the Old Testament of the Raven God, the New Testament of the Raven God, the Black Feather Scroll, and the Maddie Judgment Chapter, and then pick two copies and bury them in the soil, and wait for someone to dig them out and look at them a thousand years later, isn't this another miracle? ”
Me: "......" I know for the first time that the old and new versions of the teachings can be written together! Aren't you fooling people? Okay, I've known for a long time that this guy's myths have been fooling people, but does it make sense for you to do that?
"Of course it makes sense," Lilina looked very professional, "if religion remains unchanged, it will become a backwater, even if it has the support of a true god, it is easy for a cult to take advantage of it, after all, mortals are fickle, so you have to loosen your muscles and bones in the back...... Of course, the main thing is to write two more books to show that you are updated powerful, if you keep changing, you will almost become a god......"
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "Aren't you afraid of writing two conflicting books at the same time, and one of them suddenly can't be written?" ”
Lilina shook her head: "Then TJ drops, and then name it "The Crow God Broken Chapter", there must be believers full of pits and valleys who want to give you the Dharma, and find the other half of the world: they definitely don't believe that the Bible was only half of it when it couldn't be compiled, but they will think that it is related to the war of the gods. When you can't find it, there will naturally be people who are oblivious and will jump out and write a sequel on their own, and everyone who writes a sequel will claim that they have been enlightened, and have found the half of God's unfinished sentence, and then you can lead hordes of papal knights over to exterminate the infidels - how do you think the religious wars came about? Isn't it God who took the Bible and then a bunch of Christians waiting for renewal to break their heads and bleed underneath? Pagans basically write fanfiction...... By the way, things have changed a little bit here, the Bible wasn't written by God, and Madiwen couldn't write, so she found a gunman......"
Lilina began to run the train with her mouth full of words, but I don't take it seriously, if I heard her talk so nonsense before, maybe I would still be interested, I think this girl is too child's play, but now I already know what virtues she has, so she doesn't just talk about the door, and she is still quite reliable in doing things, and the Goddess of Life Sect can develop in her hands is a clear proof: if she really tosses around as she said, I don't believe that Ya can really build a religion! Hundreds of millions of believers are not nonsense. I glanced at the pile of pamphlets in her hand, but she scribbled like a dog crawling, or a dog crawling after pouring more than four pounds of old white work, and I could only roughly see that this was actually a few programmatic drafts. I couldn't help but wonder: "I think you're quite interested in Madison's matter?" Aren't you a jingle priest? ”
Lilina gave me a blank look, "I just enjoy this sense of accomplishment in the process of establishing a religion. You don't understand this kind of high-end entertainment. Oh, yes, and I also think that the only state religion in the empire is now a goddess of life, and the buff that can be provided is really thin, so I plan to form a joint group with Mediwen. Does that work? ”
Me: "......" heard for the first time that there was a joint operation when the two immortals expanded their business!
After a while, Lilina sorted out the scribbles and threw them to Vanilla, who was curiously studying the glass on the coffee table, "Here you go." You have to be familiar with it yourself, and you will be useful for the lines in the future - yes. If you're smart enough, maybe you'll be the spokesperson for that bird, and we'll be together in the future......"
"Huh?" Vanilla was startled by the small notebook that suddenly flew over, and looked at the strange symbols on it in confusion, and asked questions all over her head, "What is this?" These...... Is it a word? Is this the word you use? ”
"Oh, I forgot you didn't recognize this," Lilina scratched her hair. Jumping over to explain his plan to Vanilla, "To put it simply, I'm going to help Madison prepare for the mission, and I think this job should have been yours - you now know that you're in another world, right?" ”
Vanilla nodded, she still had this bit of knowledge, although she didn't understand what the void was, but the concept of "another world" was surprisingly easy to understand, and it would be good to think of it as another land that ordinary people could never reach but really existed.
"Then you know the truth. The little crow, that is, Madiwen, is not the natural spirit of your worldly realm. ”
Vanilla groaned, looking a little depressed, and until last night, she had been steadfast in her belief that she was with the spirit of nature. And use this statement to explain the strange scene in front of her eyes and the strange things that sparkle in this big house, but Anvina has already explained the situation here to her, so she naturally understands that the so-called "spirit of nature" is completely her own misunderstanding.
Lilina nodded with satisfaction: "But Anvina is indeed a god, a true god, and her gold content is higher than any god in your world, and she is sealed by the Void Lord." In addition, if you look around, nine out of ten here can be called gods, or at least gods and demigods, and this is still divided according to the high standards of our side, if it is placed in the ordinary world, then our fox dog who guards the door here - she is not here today, and she will introduce you to you when the time comes- is qualified to build a shrine for herself. You know what I mean, right? This is where the gods meet, and now one of the gods has chosen you, and fate has guided you to become the spokesperson of the gods. ”
Vanilla looked at us reluctantly, some playing cards, some playing checkers, some knitting sweaters, and a female hooligan who was teaching Lin how to fight with people with her legs crossed, which, according to Lilina, should be considered a pantheon: of course, Bingdis and his gang belonged to the outer gods, which was the nature of Poseidon's visit to Yahweh's house.
This pantheon looks really close to the people.
Lilina also noticed this, and looked at me with a wrinkled nose, and I immediately understood, and got up and shouted, "Be serious, be serious, Lilina is helping Mai Diwen to preach, and make an atmosphere of a gathering of gods." ”
I paused, and suddenly had an idea, and looked at Bingtis: "By the way, it's idle anyway, you replace the space, and I'll see if this family can have a 'feast of the gods'." ”
The group of guys was really unambiguous, and when they heard the parents and landlords speak, they immediately took action, and Lynn quickly cleaned up the chessboard and small notes on the table (this one deserves to be a grocery for the rest of her life), and Bingtis gave wings, and suddenly the whole living room was filled with holy light, and then all the tables, chairs and furniture disappeared into the holy light, and the living room extended in all directions, forming a large hall that could almost be described as magnificent in the blink of an eye: I saw that the female scoundrel had moved her family's obsidian palace over. At the end of the palace was a row of black-and-red velvet thrones, and Sandora was the first to take her seat, shrouded in a pale golden aura, and the golden lines formed by the spread of soul power formed a large mystical pattern behind her. My sister also stood beside her, a layer of impenetrable black mist surrounded her, the oppressive force was amazing, and she sat on the edge with a cold face, and a huge hourglass illusion appeared behind her, Ilson starred in friendship, wearing the golden god of war suit, stepping on the throne with one foot to make a majestic posture, Kenser didn't know when he changed into his medieval robe, bathed in holy light like a Jesus, and looked at vanilla kindly: "Child, you need to guide ......"
A few seats further down were not so reliable, Pandora and Sister Viska were rock-paper-scissors next to the two chairs, deciding their position, the mercury lamp looked at the size of the chair, climbed up a few times and then spread its wings angrily and flew up, and then put a small stool for children on the throne before sitting down peacefully, Bubbles sat cross-legged on the throne and played handheld, waved to us to work, and there was a throne empty, but from the gap in the cushion came a small voice: "Dingle Bell is here, Jingle Bell is here......"
Lin looked around to make sure that the height of the hall after being replaced by space was sufficient, and then in a burst of light, she turned into a majestic two-headed golden dragon, and suddenly became the most fashionable one on the scene, and then her tail swept down at least seven thrones, one paw accidentally knocked over the sculpture in the center of the hall, and when she sneezed, she blew off half of the wall of tapestries, until she hurriedly hung one head on the giant chandelier at the end of the day, and the other head that could move freely looked at us pitifully: "Right...... I'm sorry I messed up again......"
When the earthquake-like movement in the hall finally calmed down, I tugged at Lilina's arm: "Do you think this is okay?" ”
Lilina's expression was dumbfounded, and she muttered to herself: "Rub, is it really such a scene in your pantheon in the future boss?" ”
Xiaoxue's voice came from behind: "Of course not, my dad hasn't made the Pantheon at all, he is troublesome......"
Vanilla watched the group of people go crazy in amazement, and then looked at a golden dragon with his head hanging on a chandelier and rolled his eyes, his nose wrinkled, and finally he cried out "wow...... RQ