"You're Wang Li, you're Lin Sen?"

The middle-aged policeman in front of him, whose left eye was white, stared at me and Miscellaneous Xiaodao like an aim, holding two ID cards in his hands, asked suspiciously. And I replied in Mandarin, saying yes, I am Wang Li. Miscellaneous hair Xiaodao nodded and bowed, like the two devils in the anti-Japanese drama, said yes, it was Se, I teased Lin Sen, when I was born, the fortune teller said that I lacked wood in the five elements, so Niang Laozi took five pieces of wood, Ha Lu Ha, Ha Lu Ha......

The miscellaneous gossip is about the authentic Trump, this guy has traveled from south to north, but he is very talented in languages, not only in local dialects, but also in English, if he is interested, he can also drag a couple of sentences with you, and it is completely impossible to see that he has a primary school culture. After he said it exaggeratedly, he thought it was funny and kept laughing, but the middle-aged policeman and the trainee policewoman who followed him ignored him and began to look around our room.

To be honest, in the small county town of Ningnan, the conditions of the hostel are not very good, but since it is a tourism and cultural circle, it is not as good as our general improvisation, a twin bed with the smell of laundry detergent, and then a bedside table, toilet, TV and a mahjong table, a few chairs and sofas, as far as the eye can see, at a glance. Basically, there was nothing to check, but the middle-aged policeman's gaze swept around, and the most sluggling fell on the waterproof rucksack we brought.

His eyes jumped, and his hand unconsciously touched his waist.

Ordinary police officers are generally not equipped with guns, and only when there is a major operation, will they go to the firearms control office to collect pistols and bullets. However, today's middle-aged policeman is carrying a police revolver, which shows that the importance attached to this matter has reached a certain height. He pulled it out in a panic, then pointed at us and shouted to squat, crouch against the wall.

Zamao Xiaodao and I saw that the middle-aged policeman was nervous, and at the door, there were several onlookers, including the proprietress of the boss, there was no choice but to hold his head in his hands, obediently obey the order, and squat against the wall. The middle-aged policeman pointed a gun at us while directing his trainee policewoman: "Lan Xiaoxian, go and bring their luggage bags!" ”

The trainee policewoman saluted and said yes, master, and then ran over with a buzzing nose and seemed to be a little excited.

When she brought our waterproof luggage backpack over, she wanted to untie it, but there was a password buckle on it, and the middle-aged policeman pointed at us, and his mood eased a little, and said Yo, your backpack is quite advanced. I pretended to be infinitely aggrieved, saying that the goods looked high-end, in fact, they were sold on Taobao, and it cost less than 80 yuan in total, big brother, if you want a backpack, you can take it, there is no need to point a gun at us.

The middle-aged policeman laughed angrily and said that he was poor, how many passwords are there?

This password is a three-digit number, and there are a lot of things in the bag, such as my locust wood card, a vibrating mirror, a peach wood nail, a six-pointed star essence gold necklace, a stolen military map, a Wong Tai Sin rune pen, etc., as well as a red copper compass of the miscellaneous hairy path, a bunch of talismans and related products, because I was afraid of being found out before, they were all stuffed into it with a bunch of clothes, and if we were checked out this time, we would definitely expose our identities.

As for the two wooden swords that were most likely to reveal their identities, they had already been stuffed under the bed when they were in a panic just now.

However, I was pointed at my head by a police revolver, but I didn't dare to play too much, so I could only silently read out the password and let the trainee policewoman Lan Xiaoxian open it.

I've already made plans in my heart, if this buddy is exposed, I will directly grab the gun, and everyone present will be knocked unconscious, the kind that has not been conscious for ten days and half a month, and then we will run away - as for how to start this force, I still need to study it carefully. However, when the password buckle was opened and Lan Xiaoxian slid the zipper, in the backpack, all of them were some change of clothes, and the things that could reveal our identities were completely gone.

I glanced at the miscellaneous hairy path, he didn't look shocked on the surface, but he also seemed to be taken aback.

I thought about it, it should be at the moment when the tiger cat flew out just now, the little demon made a move in it - this little fox's hand is really fast enough, if she changes careers, I am afraid that the eight-handed thief Zhou Zhijia, the old thief known as the king of thieves in the Northeast, will have nothing to eat. Thinking of the reason, I looked at the trainee policewoman holding my red panties in her hand, and couldn't help coughing, saying Officer, if there is nothing to do, put down my pants, how unsightly?

Hearing my teasing words, the trainee policewoman threw down in panic as if she had a detonated grenade in her hand, and her face immediately turned red, as if covered with a red cloth.

She is not pretty, but when she wears a police uniform, she looks very heroic.

I don't know what's going on, when I saw her, I thought of Huang Fei, so unconsciously, my mood became a little heavy.

When the middle-aged policeman saw the contents of the backpack, he was relieved, but he didn't put away the pistol, but stared at us for a while, and then pointed to the miscellaneous hairy trail and said You, take off your clothes! Miscellaneous hair Xiaodao was stunned for a moment, and some didn't understand, saying that the top or the autumn coat?

The middle-aged policeman said expressionlessly: "All, clothes, all taken off......"

Miscellaneous Xiaodao looked at the crowd around him, a little twisted, and said no, there are too many people, and there are obstacles in my heart.

The middle-aged policeman waved his hand, and the trainee policewoman closed the door of the room, although the miscellaneous trail played flowers, and she took off her clothes I don't know how many times, but it was the first time, and she was undressed by a man at gunpoint, and she was a little twisted. After a long time, he finally peeled off his clothes, revealing his muscular upper body.

This is a healthy man's body, although it does not have the terrifying eight-pack abs of the Red Dragon Special Forces Lao Guang and the Overlord, but the muscles are well-proportioned and strong, delicate and fair, and the appearance is not bad.

The middle-aged policeman looked around the miscellaneous trail, and did not find any scars or bullet holes from him, looking at the miscellaneous trail that pretended to be shivering from the cold, he groaned for a while, and then said: "Lin Sen, you put on your clothes......"

As if he had been amnestied, he quickly picked up the autumn coat, cashmere sweater and coat that had been thrown on the bed and prepared to wear them, but just when I was gloating, the middle-aged policeman pointed at me again and said You, took off your clothes...... I immediately cried and said big brother, let's not do it! However, under my thousand pleas, the middle-aged policeman's face still did not change, and I had no choice, and I stripped off my upper body in this cold winter.

But I didn't panic, because I didn't have any obvious marks on my body at all, birthmarks, scars, etc., no more; And after running around all the year round, the complexion of my body is similar to that of this human skin mask, but it is a miscellaneous hairy path, flowing everywhere, and it is whiter than me—this is also the main consideration of our brothers when choosing masks before.

I know that the reason why they insisted on letting us strip naked was mainly at the scene outside the Lisu village, they should have found that someone had been shot, and Li Tengfei should have sensed that his flying sword had injured someone, so it was like this.

The middle-aged policeman surrounded me again, then put away his obscene eyes and asked me to put on my clothes neatly.

At this time, he showed an amiable smile, shook hands with us, and said I'm sorry, you should have heard Mo Yang say, the world has not been peaceful recently, and there are two rogue criminals who may pass through our county, so the above investigation is stricter, it just so happens that the figure of the two of you is very similar to the two rogue criminals, so I have to be solemn, this is also for everyone's safety, sorry.

He patted me on the shoulder as a sign of affection.

In order to avoid complaints, this middle-aged policeman, who had been acting cool before, had to become amiable, like an uncle next door. I and Zamao Xiaodao have ghosts in our hearts, and naturally we don't want to talk to him more, so we can only pretend to be generous, saying that it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, the people's police are for the people, and we still have this awareness.

The middle-aged policeman sat down on the couch next to the TV as he spoke, and began to interrogate us about where we came from.

We can't bomb people, so we can only get dressed, sit at the head of the bed, and talk to him carefully about the words of the proprietor, only saying that we know a guy named Wang Tao. This guy is doing matsutake mushroom acquisition business in Ningnan, this matsutake mushroom is also called matsutake mushroom, rich in a variety of trace elements and vitamins, is the king of wild mushrooms, not only delicious and delicious, but also has medicinal value, in the European and Japanese markets, Sensei has a best-selling business, but the distribution of this thing is limited, the number is scarce - we just came to Wang Tao to discuss cooperation, miscellaneous hair trail is the leader, I do chores.

In the process of speaking, I finally saw the little demon, she actually held a lot of things, hiding in the coat rack at the door, the little girl was still hidden, and when she saw me, she actually showed half a bright face, and she was happy with me. Her smile scared me half to death, and I lost my soul, so I was afraid that these two policemen would turn around and see the little demon.

Then, after the search just now, the possibility that we were wanted criminals was basically ruled out, and there was this remark of the miscellaneous hairy road, and the middle-aged policeman also believed eighty percent, got up and shook hands with us, and said that it was troublesome, my name is Li Dongyang, and if you encounter any situation here, you can find me. If you encounter these two wanted criminals, you can call me directly.

We were grateful, stepped forward to shake hands, and said Brother Li, I am fortunate to get acquainted, and Sansheng is lucky, definitely, definitely.

Seeing that we were talking doglegs, the little demon covered his mouth and smiled, his expression was relaxed, and he squeezed his eyebrows at me, I looked back, damn, I was too anxious just now, and the ghost sword still had a sharp tip outside. After the questioning, Officer Gong got up, shook hands with us and said goodbye, saw that my eyes were wrong, and asked what was wrong? I said that I occasionally felt cold and had a little fever, and he said to go and see, our Yi medicine here is very famous.

Sending off the two policemen, I collapsed on the bed nervously, and didn't get up for a long time, and the miscellaneous hairy trail came over with a grin, but when he touched my forehead, he was startled: "Oh, little poison, why is your head so hot?" ”