Chapter 569: The most head-wrenching mess in history

Just heard the trick of three ...... Four words, Lin Xue burst out with a chōu wind-like laughter, although I can't see what Lin Xue is doing on the projection, but listening to the background sound, I can imagine the scene of the girl rolling all over the ground, there are so many prophets in human history, basically any jīng god split lord in the Middle Ages dares to say that he is a prophet, but there are no prophets in these few strengthened brigades who are as bad as Lin Xue, and Zhuge Liang wanted to write a "Lord please read the second bag" in the bag I don't think there will be any Three Kingdoms in the future......

"Oh, hehehe~~~~ Wood, you really fell for it, oh Ben Daxiǎo sister is really your nemesis, Ha Luha" Lin Xue's chōu wind is the same as eating too many stimulants, and my side is a strong black line: "Okay, okay, you think this is very interesting, huh?" ”

"Life should be full of joy," Lin Xue held back a laugh, held her waist back to the communicator, and replied seriously, "Well, you should see the words written in the bag at the end of the wood, right?" ”

"Can you still ignorant of the Dao?"

I rolled my eyes, this girl, I can see everything and pretend to be with me.

"I really didn't see it," Lin Xue honestly admitted, "After tossing for a night, I saw that you finished reading the third note, and the interference of that world was too serious......

Can't you do something useful with this kung fu?

"By the way, wood," as if knowing that I was going to teach her a lesson next, Lin Xue hurriedly changed the subject, "Now the Imperial fleet should be hidden, right?" ”

"Well, they've now set up an outpost within a red giant," I nodded, "but you'll have to tell me, what's the point?" ”

"I don't see it very clearly," Lin Xue looked serious, "but one thing is certain, the presence of a large-scale Imperial fleet in this world realm will cause a lot of trouble...... Ah, Sandora has something to do with you. ”

In front of the communicator, the figure of Shandora appeared, her expression looking very strange, a little worried, but more helpless.

"Xiǎo Bubbles said her shiny crystal was lost."

This was the first thing Sandora said about it, and I didn't turn a corner for a while: "She lost the toy again?" ”

"It would be better if the toy was lost," Sandora sighed, "and this time her toy caretaker was gone." ”

Suddenly, a glittering golden figure jumped into my mind.

"That guy with the golden light is gone? Hasn't she been with Xiǎo Bubble all the time? ”

"And...... Sylvia is also gone......"

Sandora's previous sentence only made me a little stunned, but her second sentence directly made me feel like I had been struck by lightning.

Half a beat slow? She also disappeared with it? I said, is there a riot in Shadow City?

If you don't play like this, how could Sylvia get lost

Although her brain is slow, Sylvia has never been lost, of course, this is not to say that she has any talent for finding her way, but because she is so off-line that almost every time she goes out of Mén, she forgets where she is going before leaving the street where she lives, and then comes back in a staggering manner, which causes Sylvia to be like a mole that never leaves her territory, and there is no possibility of getting lost, but what happened this time? Listen to Sandora's tone, she disappeared with Kim Shining?

"Ah Jun, you want to stay-" Sandora said a little hesitantly as she watched the expression on my face scroll like a swipe, "the two of them...... Probably snuck up on one of your battlecruisers......"

I was petrified into a monument on the spot.

"Renault, inform all the captains that two huge troublemakers have infiltrated the fleet"

Uncle Beard Stubble had been listening to our correspondence since just now, and of course he knew what was going on, and the silver-haired slow was very famous for his speed of thought and his mysterious identity that barely belonged to the real timeline, which made Renault instantly understand the seriousness of the matter: "I'm going to let them send out ghost agents and dark templars - that, if they resist, we can't seem to suppress it?" ”

"So don't alarm them, I'll go there myself."

The order reached the entire fleet in an instant, and the more than a thousand battle cruisers immediately became lively, full of ghost agents and dark templars running around, Renault and Zeratul, the two old friends, are really anxious now: two unrelated people have mixed into their own troops, and he didn't know this until the base reminder behind him, which is a shameless thing on anyone's face, although because Jin Shining is a heroic spirit, and his strength is high, he can hide from the security measures of the federal army, But there's also a slow, silly Sylvia who has also been mixed in, and this is a slap in the face, whose thinking circuit has always been classified as an absolutely harmless breed by us......

The search for the two stowaways went unexpectedly smoothly, or rather, the two stupid men with an average IQ of around (9) had no idea of hiding their whereabouts, and when a Dark Templar bumped into the two silly girls near the main power furnace of the "Quantum" battle cruiser, Sister Jill was pulling an innocent-looking cào to ask for directions, and they had been walking around the power furnace for more than ten minutes.

Instructed to steady each other, the Dark Templar casually showed Jill the way, and the two of them happily continued their expedition inside the ship.

The Dark Templar was thundered, and then sent us a message with a confused expression, pointing the two fools in the right direction.

So, it's as simple as that.

Sylvia and Sister Jill, a pair of fools who make people completely speechless, the former is the slowest guy in the entire empire, and the latter is the old of the famous "bubble-jingle-golden flash" fool trio 2, these two lords with an average IQ of around (9) miraculously mixed into the expeditionary force, naturally it can't have anything to do with stratagem or anything, it's all the golden guy in ****.

"Ha, it's really light-hearted, how can this king keep playing with a xiǎo girl," it was Niang Shanshan who spoke, walking in the empty passage of the ship with a striking armor of six plus signs, although she didn't have the ability to glow like Alayya, Sister Jill was still so radiant, "I finally managed to escape this time, really, obviously all the high-ranking heroic spirits are going to participate in the expedition, but this king still has to fight with a xiǎonv child, how many times have they carried out the mission." …… Hey, white-haired, what are you picking?"

Sylvia, who was lying on the corridor with her mouth slightly open, squinting one eye to the ventilation hole in the corridor and looking inside, let out a soft "ah", and then turned back slowly: "What a magical place...... I didn't expect there to be a place like this, um- that- where is this-"

She hadn't reacted until now, she was still in a state of mímí mush, well, in fact, she never reacted to something.

"Hey," Sister Jill immediately snorted impatiently, "it's really the king's biggest mistake to bring such a fool as you, seeing you wandering around the sentry post and thinking that you are from the military, and you went to great lengths to kidnap you and turn out to be just a fool...... Hey, white-haired listen, this king is carrying out a very important military operation, no matter what happens for a while, don't drag this king back, otherwise don't blame this king for leaving you at a critical moment"

There is also a folk version of this sentence: If you want to do this again, I won't take you to play

That's all I saw and heard when I went directly behind the two stowaways through the teleporter, and these two fools were invincible together.

"Ahem" Seeing that the two fools who didn't even have the slightest vigilance were about to ignore the person who suddenly teleported over and walked farther and farther, I immediately coughed heavily, so that the front one gold máo and one silver máojī spirit at once, here I need to explain that jī Ling is Jill sister all of a sudden, and Sylvia was stunned for a long time after seeing Jill tremble for a while......

"You two, the expedition is over."

With the smile of the boss, I walked forward step by step as the two nv children who were in a state of doubt (I seriously doubted whether Sylvia's stunned face was a look of surprise) walked forward, and as my words fell, the empty main passage quickly shone with an alarm red light, and in the sound of sirens, the heavy isolation mén fell from behind the two nv children from far and near, and after each mén closed, it would emit a burst of blue sè sparks around jī, Apparently the electric field has been applied, the sudden appearance of the final boss, the steel tunnel that glows red, the piercing siren, the young NV who cling to each other in panic, and the heavy gate Mén that falls one by one from far and near, this scene is really Hollywood.

"Ahh

As if completely unaware of the strange atmosphere around her, Sylvia immediately greeted me with a cheerful hand as the heavy gate closed about twenty meters away.

"Ah, you black-hearted pariah...... Uh, the boss"

Unlike the heartless Sylvia, Sister Gil uttered a complete exclamation, and as the words fell, the nearest gate behind her also closed heavily.

"This time, depending on how you run, I don't believe that Jin Shanshan dares to open a dòng on the battleship in front of the boss."

With a victorious expression, I smiled at Sister Jill's Crest Perfect, and then a gate descended from the sky......

Caught between me and the two fools......

The winner's smile instantly turned into a relief, and I was stupid at that time, and theoretically, I felt that the two silly girls on the other side were also stupid - who would have thought that just now it was a pair of helpless panicked young nv who were gradually isolated ménbī into a desperate situation, and the next second the non-stop isolation mén shut **oss out, this scene is too empire-style......

I crossed your circle, I didn't notice at all just now, and there was an isolation mén between myself and the two of them, ah, can anyone tell me which movie is the last boss to appear in the last place, and he will also be isolated by isolation

"Boom" There was a loud bang, and the gate that had just been closed was directly opened from the middle of a big dòng, and I was choked and sneezed and coughed continuously, God knows what kind of material this layer of interstellar alloy is made of, just add a heat, and the taste is almost the same as Sandora's high-energy cuisine, jumping out of the big dòng, I found that Sylvia and Gilgamesh, who had not recovered from a series of great changes, were hugging each other with a stunned face, Looking at the smoke billowing gates, Mén was speechless for a long time.

"Old ...... Boss," Sister Jill was just quicker than Sylvia, "Didn't you say you couldn't drive a dòng on a battleship?" ”

"I'm not allowed to drive a dòng, but this is your boss's boat"

Renault's crying and laughing voice was immediately heard on the public channel: "Your Majesty the Emperor, but this is the property of the Federation......", and the background sound was Zeratul's shaking cough.

Cut, it seems that it is usually too majestic, and Uncle Stubble, who used to respect the empire like a god, has begun to complain about the head of the empire.

Sylvia may have been stupid by the explosion that was close at hand.,This girl has the title of Emperor Xiling.,But in fact, it's a guy who lives on government relief money to open a dessert shop in the military control area and insists that he is just a natural god who has moved to another school district in the school park city.,Ten meters away in front of me, a metal gate that can press Tokyo Tower to the ground turned into dòng in an instant., It may make this stupidity have an indelible psychological impact on all metal products......

As a result, just when I was thinking about how to appease this guy, she said slowly: "Wow (this 'wow' took two seconds) - Chen Jun used to know magic?" ”

Ji'er Mei fell to the ground on the spot, and her head hit the ground on the titanium alloy steel plate: "God-like enemies and pig-like teammates have all encountered, who did this king provoke in his last life?"

You mourn, you and Sylvia have just met, I have tortured this stupid girl more than once, and now Alaya can find superiority in Sylvia, do you think this person can still be saved?

The muscles on my face trembled for a while, and I switched to a serious form, pointing to the mother who had a little fluttering eyes: "Okay, now explain to me, how did you get in - didn't you make you a nanny?" ”

"Are you insulting the dignity of this king?" Niang Shanshan let the nanny stab the two words jī immediately exploded all over her body, "This king is the oldest king of mankind and the greatest ......"

I knocked on her head with a bang: "Okay, okay, my heroes and emperors are all organized according to the battalion, well, Sylvia, do you want to find a room to rest first?" ”

I suddenly remembered that there was another guy here who should have been the first to be eliminated, and it was still a mystery where Sylvia's lower limit was, although now it seemed that she had magically ignored the surrounding sci-fi spaceship scene and the alloy gate mén pierced by dòng, but I was afraid that this guy would suddenly become curious about the surrounding environment, uh, in fact, Sylvia's slow reaction is already a miracle.

"Ah, but I'm not tired—" Sylvia shook her head slowly, "Chen Jun, what kind of place is this?" It's like the walls are all made of steel......."

My brain tightened, I didn't expect this guy to really have the ability to think.

"Ahem, it's a secret, don't ask"

Sylvia miraculously didn't think anything about such an obviously irresponsible answer, but just nodded knowingly: "Oh, I know—"

Then, with a pure smile, he stood aside and entered the vase state.

This is simply a creature that can be described as a miracle, if she usually mixes with Xiǎo Bubbles and them, how can there be a Niang Shiny in the stupid trio?

Speaking of Niang Shanshan, I'm still curious, how the hell did she get in?

Zhilu Dao can't hide it, Ji'er sister is frankly refreshing, in fact, there is no thrilling process, as a high-ranking heroic spirit, and because of the relationship of being the "princess xiǎo royal pet", Jill sister is not a privileged class in the emperor's ** system, because in most cases, no one can restrict the actions of the god out of the ghost xiǎo bubbles, so most of the time, no one restricts the actions of Jill sister, who is the xiǎo bubble binding equipment, is under the encouragement of this favorable condition, From the moment she learned that her old acquaintances were about to act with the army as hand-picked guards for this expedition, Gilmei thought that the time had come for her to escape the sea of misery and return to the days when she was dressed in white and snow.

Attract the attention of Princess Xiǎo with a huge rag doll and a bunch of treasures collected by herself, use a large amount of bāngbāng sugar to make Princess Xiǎo have no time to pay attention to herself for a long time, take off the armor on her body, change into civilian clothes to make it look like she is going to sleep in an outside room, and then successfully get out of the "magic cave", I have to say that the months-long pet + nanny + collectibles career has taught the former Uruk the most ancient king a lot of subtle skills, She managed to escape the control of the Demon King Xiǎo Bubbles, breathe the free air under the sun again, and then ...... Saya ran towards the Shadow Fortress Starport Teleport.

Because Xiǎo Bubbles will find that his collection is missing the largest one at any time, and the ubiquitous Xiǎo Demon King may suddenly appear in front of his eyes at any time, although at most he will be happily carried home by Princess Xiǎo and then raised, and he will not be punished, but he feels that His Majesty, the hero who has been lost in the past few months, really doesn't want to return to that daily life of physical and mental humiliation.

Even if you can't keep the dignity of being a king, at least you have to be a warrior to conquer the battlefield

The above is the true thoughts of Jin Shanshan confessing to me, this naïve guy doesn't seem to realize that the glory of the warrior with us will not be produced by a single amount of money.

"As for this stupid protein-haired guy," after talking about his history of blood and tears escaping from the demon cave, Niang flashed and waved her hand and pointed to the quiet smile next to her, looking as beautiful and lovely as everyone else's ladies, but in fact it was Sylvia who was in a daze as a vase, the latter immediately nodded and smiled happily at Gilmei, "Originally, I rushed through the military blockade, but I actually ran head-on into this guy who was wandering around in the military restricted area, I know that the more powerful your commander is, the less he usually looks like a soldier, So I thought she was a military officer, and it took a lot of effort to kidnap her, but I didn't expect that she was a pig-like teammate."

Sister Gil successfully kidnapped Sylvia, should I say that this is a victory for IQ 10 against IQ (9)?