I looked at Li Dalang stupidly, and my heart couldn't help but be filled with shock.

Why is this happening...... Why is this happening......

Why......

I swallowed my saliva and muttered, "Why do you ...... Why don't you wear pants! ”

At this time, people finally noticed that Li Dalang was not wearing pants.

Under the fluttering clothes, Li Dalang's two legs are displayed, and the sweat "hair" on the top declares the shamelessness of the master, in this silent martial arts arena, swaying slightly with the occasional air current.

We all looked at the hem of Li Dalang's clothes, which just blocked his buttocks, and at this moment, I was especially worried that this shameless man didn't even wear underwear!

can do it, with Li Dalang's "sexual" personality, this kind of shameless thing can definitely be done!

When he heard my questioning, Li Dalang 'inserted' his waist and said very arrogantly: "My Jiang family Jiang Erqian has never liked to wear pants, but now you tell me that you want to wear pants?" Amusing! ”

With his anger, a powerful wave of air flow came out of his body, and suddenly his clothes danced wildly!

Fuck it, it's going to be shown, it's going to be fucking shown!

This shameless disgusting guy will never wear leggings!

People were stunned to watch Li Dalang's clothes being blown up, and it was best that everyone's face became particularly ugly.

He...... He actually wore ......

I wear a crotch cloth for "Mao"!

It's better not to wear this Nima, hey!

If you're wearing something as disgusting as a crotch cloth, you might as well not wear it!

I didn't understand what Li Dalang was thinking at all, but instead of feeling ashamed, he walked into my ring with a big grin and said proudly: "Don't change the topic because of such a boring thing, let's get down to business." Everyone can see that my strength is a golden immortal, and I think Jiang Chengcheng is a rubbish. So I'm going to challenge him now, and if I win, just let me become a genius-level disciple, okay? ”

I said angrily, "What do you mean by boring things?" It's important now, okay? Can you put on your pants first, you are wearing this kind of dress on such an important occasion, are you sick in the brain! ”

Li Dalang was stunned: "What? Do I have to wear pants? If that's the case, wouldn't I be able to go outside without pants? ”

"You're going to have to wear your pants! I don't want to talk to you about this boring stuff! ”

"Don't care...... Li Dalang put his arm on my shoulder and said with a smile, "You see, this is a new world, and this is not our usual world at all." Let me give you an analogy, let's say you go to a place where you don't know your life, no one knows you here, and you don't have any relatives or friends here. So, in this case, can you guarantee that you won't want to defecate in the open on the street, or run down the street naked, feeling the gentleness of the wind? ”

"No, it won't, you better feel if your brain is wrong before that."

"Really, won't? Don't lie, I've seen it, and I see a stir of excitement in your heart. You're having fun, aren't you? You're convinced by me, aren't you? ”

"You really don't know what shame is, right?"

Li Dalang saw that I didn't care about his persuasion at all, he sighed helplessly and said: "You are really stupid, forget it, since you say so, then I don't bother to be in the same league with you, a guy who has different views." In other words, you are the Great Elder, right? Come on, come on, Lao Tzu wants to fight Jiang Cheng alone, if I win, let me be a genius-level disciple directly. ”

The Great Elder is worthy of being a person who has seen strong winds and waves, he did not act as shocked as me, and I glanced at Li Dalang and said lightly: "I'll give you three seconds, within these three seconds, if you don't put your pants on, then I don't mind that you won't be able to wear pants again." This is the grand meeting of our Heaven and Earth Gate, and I will not allow anyone to defile this place. ”

Li Dalang embarrassedly "touched" his nose, and then took out a pair of trousers from the divine ring and put them on. After he put it on, the Great Elder said impatiently, "Can anyone explain to me how this guy came in?" ”

The people nearby were stunned and couldn't say a word, and people looked at Li Dalang in confusion, estimating that everyone is now a second monk who is "touching" and confused.

"I'm so sorry, but my friend's brain is not normal, so he came out and was embarrassed......"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded, and we followed the prestige again, but saw Jiang Erqian, who was neatly dressed and personable, walked into the venue.

He said politely: "In Xiajiang Erqian, this is my friend Li Dalang." We have just passed the disciple recruitment assessment of the Heaven and Earth Gate, and we are currently the elite disciples of the Heaven and Earth Gate. ”

The Great Elder suddenly realized and muttered, "No wonder I said I didn't know me, it turned out that I just came in." In any case, he has defiled our grand event, and where it came from, get out of here. ”

The Great Elder's words made the people present immediately applaud. There is no doubt that this is the meaning of the immediate expulsion of Li Dalang!

Li Dalang was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Old man, don't be so angry, although my Jiang family Jiang Erqian is informal, it can be said that he has a different style, but a mortal like you can't understand it, I can also understand it." Hehe, Lao Tzu came here this time, mainly to show you something, I believe that after reading this thing, you will agree to let us join the Heaven and Earth Gate, and challenge Jiang Cheng! ”

"How?"

The Great Elder looked at Li Dalang suspiciously, only to see him proudly put his hand into his clothes, and then suddenly took out a small round ball.

With the appearance of the orb, something wonderful happened.

The ball unexpectedly emitted a rich golden light, and then transformed into a golden dragon, soaring quickly above the venue, and a dragon "groan" was heard, which was extremely domineering.

The Great Elder's eyes widened when he saw it, and he exclaimed, "Great Zhou Dynasty Zhu! ”

Li Dalang laughed and said, "Yes, this is the Great Zhou Dynasty Pearl." We made a huge bowstring for the imperial court, so we got this bead. Old man, even if you are the Great Elder of the Heaven and Earth Gate, you must think twice about punishing me. Because several of us have been named academicians by the imperial court, if we are allowed to join the Heaven and Earth Gate, it will be a "sex" to join several academicians at a time. Sneer, do you dare to expel academicians? ”

"This ......"

The Great Elder was speechless for a moment, and it finally dawned on me in my heart.

This group of guys who are the Death Heaven Troupe must have betrayed Chinese characters here to gain a lofty status!

The Great Elder gritted his teeth, and finally sighed, "Since I am an academician, then I can be considered to understand. Talented people like you are always going to have some quirks of all kinds. In any case, it is really our honor that several academicians are willing to join us in Tiandimen. It's just a matter of challenging Jiang Cheng, and I must not agree. Jiang Cheng is the champion of our Tiandimen this promotion competition, and he is also my junior brother, Tiandimen has a façade, can't you come over and say what it is. If I promise you, then where is my face in heaven and earth? ”

Li Dalang whistled and said nonchalantly: "If you can't challenge, you can't challenge, it's a big deal to fight again next time." ”

After speaking, he jumped to the ground with a big grin, and pulled Jiang Erqian and swaggered out. I looked at his back and fell into deep thought.

Why did this group of guys suddenly join the Heaven and Earth Gate?

Originally, this was a very lively thing, but suddenly Li Dalang made such a fuss, and the big guys lost interest. The Great Elder hurriedly said that he would let people go through the formalities immediately, and left quickly, probably to deal with the matter of a few academicians who suddenly came over.

Yun Zimo hurriedly jumped into the ring and said to me anxiously: "Brother Cheng, what can I do?" Why did they come here all of a sudden? ”

I whispered, "Don't worry, if I'm not mistaken...... They've come to make friends with me. ”