The cooking class of the 52nd Detachment of the Ninth Army of the Government Army of Huoyun City.

When I came here, I could feel the desertion here for the first time, Dongfang Xue came to the cooking class like me because of my involvement.

The whole cooking class is a temporary base, there are no pots, no bowls, no chopsticks, everyone is sitting on the ground, playing games on their mobile phones together.

When he saw me coming, one of them raised his head and said, "Everyone, stop playing, someone new is coming." ”

People put down their phones and looked at me, and then said with a smile: "What's the name of the newcomer?" Let's play games together. ”

I said embarrassedly: "I'm Jiang Cheng, she's Dongfang Xue, is there nothing to do at the moment?" Why not train it? ”

They all laughed when they heard this, and then a man said to me: "I am the squad leader Long Aotian, you can call me every day, we don't have anything to do all day, you also know that the gods don't need to eat, give them a pot of wine and they can go to the battlefield." ”

I whispered, "I don't know why, but after listening to your explanation, I always feel that our existence doesn't seem to make any sense. ”

Long Aotian said with a smile: "It's meaningless, anyway, we just need to get paid here, and every day is quite leisurely, we can do whatever we want, unless they have any important celebration banquet, it will be our turn to go out at this time." ”

I said excitedly, "Then it's time for us to go to war, right?" ”

Long Aotian shook his head and said, "No, then we can order a takeout, anyway, none of us know how to cook, just let the takeaway be delivered, and the extra money will belong to us." ”

I rolled my eyes when I heard this, and at this time, Long Aotian introduced me one after another, and said: "From today onwards, you are in the same class as our people, let me introduce you to it." This is Xuanyuan Invincible, this is Dugu Fengxue, this matter is the official of the world, and then this is Nangong Bufan, and this one, he is our good hand in cutting vegetables, Ximen blows rain, although we don't need to cut vegetables at all. ”

These people are obviously rubbish, but why are their names so awesome?

For Mao, I feel that compared to them, my name is simply not worth mentioning, hey?

Long Aotian smiled at me and said, "Anyway, you just came here today, and we don't have anything to do, let's play together, and this Oriental Snow Girl, you are welcome, play together, play together." I found a great game to pass the time. ”

I sat awkwardly on the ground, then took out my phone and played a game with this group of comrades, anyway, I didn't have much to do here for the time being.

It's just like that, and a month has passed.

Long Aotian put down his phone and said with emotion: "Very good, when I was using this one just now, Jiang Cheng's skills were thrown very accurately, so that we won this team battle." We've won 55 in a row this month, so keep up the good work and don't lose. ”

I put down my phone, sighed helplessly, and said, "A month, a month to play games with you." I said, class leader, can't we do something meaningful? I came here to fight, and I ended up sitting here all day playing games with you, how can I improve in playing games? ”

Xuanyuan Invincible laughed and said: "Every newcomer thinks like this, they all feel that they can make a difference, and we were like this at the beginning, but after coming here, we found that they don't need us at all, even if they want to make war achievements, it is meaningless." I said Jiang Cheng, since you have entered this cooking class, you can play the game with us, if you can't kill the Quartet on the battlefield, we can at least kill the Quartet in the game. ”

Ximen Fuyu also nodded and said, "Yes, you just listen to everyone, stay here and play the game well." Anyway, we're so good, do you want everyone to form a team together? ”

I couldn't help but stand up, slammed my phone on the ground, and roared, "Gang up a fart, can't we be a real team?" Anyway, don't talk so much nonsense, I'm here to fight, and I'm going to kill people, and I can't sit here like you and be a waste! ”

Everyone scratched the back of their heads, looking at me a little embarrassed, Nangong Bufan said softly: "If you are unhappy, you are not happy, if you talk about us like this, then we will be unhappy, if we are not happy, then you have to be careful, we may not want to be friends with you." ”

I was furious when I heard this, slapped Nangong Bufan's head, and said angrily: "Beat me, stupid, Lao Tzu has insulted you like this, Lao Tzu has said that you are a waste, and you still tell me that you don't want to be friends with me, who the fuck wants to be friends with you?" Rush them all up for me, okay? Can you be like a man? ”

Long Aotian was anxious all of a sudden, and he hurriedly said to me, "Jiang Cheng, how can you be rude?" It's not right to fight, we have to be reasonable. ”

I really don't know what to say about this group of strange people, usually when they come to the battlefield, they are all cultivators with strong blood, but this group of people has no dignity at all, I have insulted them like this, and they even want to reason with me.

I looked at this group of cowards, even if I wanted to scold people, I couldn't scold anymore, and finally I could only sigh and say, "Can we do something like a man?" ”

Nangong Bufan snapped his fingers and hurriedly said, "Then you can be regarded as asking the right person, I recently discovered a special game." ”

I kicked him directly in the face, kicked him upside down, spurted a nosebleed in the air like a kite with a broken string, and scolded angrily: "You get out of here." ”

Dugu Fengxue hurriedly stood up, pointed at me with his finger, trembled with anger, and said, "You, you dare to fight your comrades, I'm going to tell the squad leader now!" ”

Then he immediately turned his head and said to Long Aotian: "Squad leader, I want to make a small report, Jiang Cheng is actually ......"

Before Dugu Fengyu finished speaking, I was about to slap him in the face, turn the whole person he hit twice, and scolded: "You also get out of me." ”

Long Aotian looked at me stupidly, at this moment his tiger body was shocked, because of anger, his whole body trembled extremely much, and he gritted his teeth and said: "They are all my soldiers, you dare to beat my brother in front of me, since this is the case, don't blame me!" ”

After speaking, Long Aotian immediately released a body of immortal power, and the strength of the immortal level was suddenly revealed, and then he took out a notebook from the divine ring and said seriously: "I want to give you a demerit!" Punish you for cleaning! ”

"Get out!"

I immediately slapped Long Aotian in the face, and even the notebook fell to the ground, and Long Aotian quickly picked up the notebook.

"Alas......" I sighed, and said to the group, "you still have no dignity, since you have come here, then we are warriors, and it turns out that you have obviously been worn soft by life. If it's a gentleman, don't play games here, go out with me to earn military exploits. ”

Xuanyuan Invincible whispered: "Where to earn war merits?" Speaking of which, I thought of the uncle in the purchasing department who said that he needed a hundred tons of vegetables, or we should help buy them, maybe he would share a little of our military achievements. ”

"If you want to fight for merit, of course, it is to go into battle and kill the enemy, if you do these little things, when will you earn enough war merit? Don't say anything, tell me where the front line is, I'm going to kill the enemy now, do you like to follow or not, don't chirp here, defile my eyes. One by one, they are still Xuanyuan Nangong Ximen Aotian, and there is even a one named Dugu, but one by one they are like dogs! ”

Long Aotian was extremely angry when he heard this, he clenched his fists, and said to me in a low voice: "Okay, sure enough, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, since you are so stubborn, then Lao Tzu will take you to kill the enemy." But I'm going to say the ugly things first, and if you're scared and pee your pants, we've got a washing machine and a dryer in our dorm room! By the way, you little soldier, there seems to be a hole in your clothes, bring it over, Lao Tzu will help you sew it! ”