Chapter Fifty-Eight: Say You're Maggots!

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I'm a fucking idiot.

He would believe his own words.

I obviously know in my heart that I am a lewd, selfish, cheap, shameless scumbag, even if I am guarding against the world, I should be the first to guard against myself.

I forgot about that! Just because this guy has the same face as me, I believe him like this!

Mommy's!

I was so angry that I smashed the super lewd high school girl's diary in my hand on the ground, but after thinking about it, I picked it up again.

Since I can keep it as a treasure for myself, it should be pretty beautiful, right?

By this time, the gate had slowly descended to the ground. I walked out with my books in my arms and returned to my compound. To my surprise, they didn't come back, and I was the only one who came back first.

The green cow was gone, and I found a bench to sit down and waited for Cao Da and Yun Mozi to come back.

Saying...... Anyway, it's idle now, so why don't you open it and take a look.

I opened the book and read it curiously.

Saying...... This book is really good.

I immediately read it eagerly, and I wrote a lot of experiences in detail on it, and even at the bottom of the book, I also wrote the information of Jiang Xue and several people.

"My sister is cold on the surface, but she actually likes to be tied up the most. After you finish drinking, you will break through the sky......"

Huh?

I couldn't help but fantasize about this scene in my mind, of course I just fantasized about Jiang Xue. After all, Dongfang Youyu has not had such an intimate relationship with me.

When I turned to the back, I saw that there was a blank page on it, which was specially used to record the experience of this beast!

"My sister likes purple sheets, especially the excitement when the curtains are not drawn, she loves role-playing, and her favorite pose is ......"

I couldn't help but widen my eyes when I saw it, what a book!

Sister, it turns out that you still have such an ulterior scene! No, you'll have to test it out when you go back!

Then I looked behind me and was stunned: "Youyu's favorite scenes are parks, subways, buses, and movie theaters. Every late Saturday night, I like to sneak up on the rooftop and sleep naked. ”

I'm going to go!

That Dongfang Youyu has such a big secret!

Wrong!

The more I read, the more I feel that I am a pervert, everyone has ulterior hobbies, this is normal, the key is that I can record these hobbies in a book.

This is the most fucking perverted behavior!

Just as I was watching intently, I suddenly heard footsteps. When I looked up, I saw a large door appearing, and Cao Dazheng was walking out of it. I quickly hid the book, and said to Cao Da with a smile: "Senior brother, you have successfully come out." ”

Cao Da sighed: "It's not easy. But it also left a lot of happy and wonderful memories. ”

I remembered the trials Cao Da faced, and suddenly understood what he called happy and beautiful memories.

"By the way, what were you reading just now...... Cao Da was curious, "Are you reading?" ”

I said casually: "It's nothing, I'm just reading an Internet book called a beautiful wife." ”

"Oh, I've read it, it's very badly written...... Cao Da nodded, "I guess only people with in their brains and blind eyes can see it." ”

I nodded again and again: "It's very bad, I want to vomit when I look at it." ”

Just as we were chatting, another door opened, and I saw Yun Mozi walk out with a cold face, and said indifferently: "It's done." ”

I chuckled and said, "It's worthy of Mo Ye, this is definitely easy for you, right?" ”

"It's okay...... Yun Mozi looked up at the sky, frowned, and said, "Why is it dawn." ”

After he mentioned this, I realized that it seemed to be the morning sky. But come to think of it, we've been here for so long, it's normal to stay all night.

I stretched and said, "Then we have passed the seventh level, so what next?" ”

"Congratulations to the three, congratulations to the three......" At this moment, a laugh suddenly rang out. We followed the prestige, only to see the farmer and deputy gate master enter the compound with a smile and say to us, "According to the Qingniu report, you have successfully passed the seventh level. Now you are qualified to become a great general. ”

I smiled and said, "Agricultural and deputy sect master, our goal is the Great Qiankun General, and we still don't look down on this Great Xuan General." Please allow us to rest for a while and then continue to fight. ”

The farmer and deputy sect master shook his head and said softly, "I'm sorry for the three." I understand how you want to rest. However, this is also a requirement of the assessment, that is, you cannot rest. If you want to become a great general, you also need to transcend mortal stamina. So, we're going to go straight to the eighth level now. ”

We looked at each other, then shrugged.

Anyway, we're not very tired right now.

I asked, "What is the eighth level?" ”

The deputy master of the agricultural department said with a smile: "The so-called great Qiankun general is that a person's strength, character and talent have reached the peak of ordinary people. The previous seven levels tested all of these. And now, we've put you to the test. The Great Qiankun will be a great scholar, and one of the basic abilities of a great scholar is to bring the Tao into the hearts of the people. The so-called test pays attention to one chance, and I have three different tasks here, and the difficulty of each task is completely different. Please get out of me, and complete your mission. ”

Yun Mozi frowned and said, "The three tasks are different? How does this seem fair. ”

The deputy farmer shrugged his shoulders and said, "The world is inherently unfair. Facing up to solve difficulties is the real Taoist. And in the Dao realm, the most important thing is chance, and you will do whatever task you have a relationship with, right? ”

We thought about it and felt that it made sense, so Yun Mozi stepped forward and said in a deep voice: "I'll go first!" ”

I saw him take a card from the hand of the agricultural and deputy door master. The deputy farmer said with a smile: "You have obtained the ordinary level, please drip blood on the card to ensure that only you will know the content of the task." ”

"Hmm......"

Yun Mozi bit his finger and dripped blood on it.

Cao Da glanced at me, and he smiled: "It seems that the simple level is mine." All the while, your luck has not been good. I'm different, I've always had a smooth sailing life. This feeling of being on the road has exhausted me. But it can't be helped, how can an ant like you, who is so lucky, have the qualifications to snatch a simple task from me? Goodbye brother, I'm going to be a big guy easily. ”

I looked at He Cao Da with jealousy, and he stepped forward and took a card as well, and the deputy master of the agricultural department immediately smiled and said, "You have obtained the level of life and death." ”

In an instant, Cao Da's face suddenly became extremely ugly. And I couldn't help but laugh out loud and taunted, "All along, your IQ is relatively low. Please, don't be so arrogant in the future, okay? I said, why are you so big? Don't be too big, otherwise sooner or later you will attract retribution. ”

Cao Da frowned and said, "What does Cao Da mean?" ”

Yun Mozi said indifferently: "It's the meaning of being a master with a low eye, that's what a few of them call you in private, it's Ye Yu's idea that came up with first." ”

"You ......"

Cao Da suddenly looked at me with a shocked face, and I stepped forward coquettishly twisting my ass and laughing, "I'm sorry two of you, the simple task already belongs to me." You two waste, just find a pit to eat shit. Because compared to me, a shining genius, you are just a maggot in the toilet! Hurry up, say you're maggots, say you're maggots! Losers like you. Just obediently lying on the feces and looking up at me, oh yes, can maggots look up? Puff ha......"

They didn't look over, they all looked at the corner unwillingly. And I took the last chapter card and threw a wink at the farmer and deputy door master: "Thank you." ”

I took the card, and the deputy farmer said softly: "You got the Nine Deaths and One Life Level." ”

I was stunned and said, "Huh? Isn't it simple? ”

The deputy farmer shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't say that there is a simple level, but you yourself have been talking about it all the time." ”

In an instant, the atmosphere in the courtyard fell silent.

"Poofha, you are really a shining genius, you are a nine-death life-...... when you smoke it" Cao Da patted me on the shoulder and laughed, "Say that you are a maggot, hurry up and admit that you are a maggot!" ”

Yun Mozi also walked up to me, and said hypocritically: "Come on, shining maggots, you can go out and turn left to arrive, don't thank me." ”

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