Chapter Eighty-Six: Please Save Me?
I watched as a non-qualified, blue cat was caught by this group of people, and it kept struggling among the behemoths. Although it was said that a cat was facing so many humans, there was no horror on its face. No, I can't read a cat's face very well. Most importantly, this cat is very familiar to me no matter how I look at it!
Isn't this fucking food number one!
At this moment, Food One is angrily using its claws to fight these humans, and at the same time, he is still scolding in his mouth: "You bastards, do you know what kind of existence Lao Tzu is!" Let go of the fuck, don't blame me for not warning you, I took two watermelon knives and cut all the way from the Dongfeng Continent to the North Stygian Continent, and I cut it for three days and three nights, and the scene was like a river of blood. But I just got a knife in my hand, and I didn't blink my eyes! ”
"If you don't blink for so long, won't your eyes dry?"
"Don't plagiarize other people's ideas, bastard, can you fucking support the original, today's young people will only plagiarize if they don't learn anything, and you guys are already going to plagiarize others even if they fucking complain?"
"Didn't you plagiarize someone else in the first place? Didn't you also copy someone else's lines? ”
I have confirmed that there can only be one such unqualified cat in this universe, and that is Food No. 1. No cat other than it can be of low quality to this point.
I sighed helplessly, I could have already escaped, but I still came to Food No. 1 because of the relationship of righteousness. Naturally, it didn't recognize me, and said in a very arrogant attitude: "Now there's another one, right?" Grass your uncle, don't think that you will be afraid if there are many of you. Let's just say that, I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to show that everyone here is rubbish! You don't even have the qualifications to kneel in front of me and lick my little ball! Now everyone kneels down and calls me Dad, and then kowtows 999 times, maybe Lao Tzu is in a good mood, and he will let you touch Lao Tzu's meat balls! ”
"Huh? What meat balls? ”
"What kind of meat ball! Of course, it's Lao Tzu's little paws, your uncle's! Don't you want to touch it, Lao Tzu's meat balls are pink and pink! “
"I'm sorry, although you seem to be talking very powerful, but we don't like cats, we generally prefer dogs."
"For Mao, you have to like that kind of thing that has no dignity at all, bastard! It's also Lao Tzu who is starting to be a vegetarian now, otherwise Lao Tzu would have killed you a long time ago! ”
The words of Food No. 1 already made the people present not know what to say. One swallowed his saliva, and then said with a bit of a stunned voice: "I don't know why, I always think that this cat seems to be very arrogant." Do you think he will have a backstage, because I think, unless there is a backstage, why dare to say such arrogant words when so many people are surrounded by him? ”
I was a little embarrassed all of a sudden, because Food One was meant to be such a character. This damn cat is not afraid of heaven and earth, and does not take any threat into account at all. To put it nicely, there is backbone, but if you tell the truth, it is simply a lack of heart.
I sighed, and could only pretend to be the voice of the person I was imitating and said, "Either way, it's a discovery." Think about it, why did this cat appear in the ruins of this hotel, and what did it come here for? I suggest that you torture this cat and ask him for the truth! ”
After hearing what I said, all of the people present nodded in agreement, and one of them said to me, "Don't you usually like to abuse people?" Come, I'll leave this to you. Either way, we must let this arrogant cat know that we are awesome. Uncle grass, I've never seen such an arrogant cat, I almost wanted to eat this little beast just now! ”
I nodded my head again and again, and then took Food One from his hand with lightning speed, and at this moment, Food One was not at all afraid of me. He looked at me very arrogantly, and said in a sneering voice: "What, don't think that you are taller and stronger than Lao Tzu, you can bully Lao Tzu like this!" I'm telling you, there's a lot of people behind me! Do you know the Thirteen Taibao of the Cosmic Alliance? That's what with me! ”
I rolled my eyes, I really didn't want to hear this guy brag anymore. Finally I sighed and said, "Stop talking so much nonsense, now I'll show you what fear is." ”
As I spoke, I was already walking in the direction of the ruins with Food One. Everyone was so angry with this cat that they said to me: "You must not let this cat have a good time, Uncle Cao, it's too arrogant!" ”
I hummed and threw the cat into the rubble. Food No. 1 fell on it in pain, and it said angrily: "Grass your uncle, don't you know what a gentle gentleman is? Lao Tzu has always been a cute cat, you treat Lao Tzu like this, if it spreads, it will definitely not make you feel better! No girl will like you! ”
I said lightly, "Food No. 1, do you have to be like this?" ”
It was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "It's strange, how can anyone know the perfect nickname of Lao Tzu?" ”
I sighed and said to him, "I'm a friend of Jiang Cheng, and I've heard him mention you as an unqualified cat a long time ago." I didn't expect to meet you here today, okay, don't talk that nonsense to me, I'll save you out. Another important thing is not to shout. Otherwise, once they know who I am, neither of us will be able to eat and walk around. ”
Although Food One has never been able to get rid of its arrogance, at least it is not an idiot. I saw it nod very seriously, and then said happily: "I didn't expect that I could meet a friend in this place, you can quickly rescue me and get out." When I get out, I'll let you touch my cute little ball. ”
I rolled my eyes and said angrily, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your little meat ball at all." ”
It snorted coldly, and then just lay on the ground without saying a word. I looked around, and it just so happened that none of them were close to me now, and if I took out the Dafa Cai No. 1 and immediately started to space jump, I should be able to successfully leave with Food No. 1.
Thinking of this, I didn't dare to waste any more time, so I hurriedly jumped into the Dafa Cai No. 1 that I had just taken out with the food No. 1, and at this time, the enemies all noticed me, and couldn't help but hurriedly say: "Why did you make a spaceship?" ”
I laughed out loud, activated the spaceship's space jump, and disappeared directly in front of the group.
In a few moments, I was already in the universe. Food No. 1 managed to escape from the tiger's mouth, and it laughed and said, "That group of idiots just now even wanted to kill Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu said a long time ago that with their ability, there is no way to cause any harm to Lao Tzu! ”
"You are really just like Jiang Cheng said, in addition to being arrogant or ......arrogant," I said helplessly, "You have to figure it out, if it weren't for the rescue I just had, you would definitely be a pot of fragrant cat soup now." ”
Food No. 1 said nonchalantly: "Did Lao Tzu let you save me?" Did you please save me? ”
"Huh?"
I was stunned for a moment, and it said very arrogantly: "You yourself have to come out willingly to save Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has no expectations for you!" ”
"Grass!"
At this moment, I finally can't tolerate Food Number anymore. So I grabbed it and pressed its face to the ground and rubbed it hard. But after a while, Food No. 1 began to beg for mercy again and again: "Big brother, I'm wrong, please, big brother, I'm wrong!" ”
I snorted angrily, "Call Dad." ”
"Daddy, Daddy! I was wrong, I was really wrong, I don't dare to be arrogant anymore! ”