Chapter 31: They must have seen through it!
We deceived many people according to the strategy of the third master of Zhejiang, and then with the help of the soul of the third master of Zhejiang, we completed a legendary-level battle. The name of our group is called Fruit Samurai. I have to say that the third master of Zhejiang is really very meticulous in doing things, and even our ability and background have been designed.
The three of us studied under the famous fruit Taoist at that time. It is rumored that the fruit Taoist is a beautiful woman, and she does not let her eyebrows be shaved, and has created many legends. But she got tired of fighting and killing, and since then she has lived in seclusion in a place that no one knows. The three of us are friends on a small planet, and because of our talent, we are favored by the Fruit Dao people, so we are accepted as disciples by them.
The elder brother Apple, who is good at one enemy and has a carefree personality, is the leader of our group.
As for me, a banana, I am good at heads-up, have a fiery personality, and am often scolded by the senior brother in the group.
As for the little sister Cherry, she is the little sweetheart of our group, although her strength is not strong, she is very favored by us.
In this battle, we directly made a name for ourselves in Crescent Lake. People have rumored that Crescent Moon Lake has been occupied by the Justice League, one is the famous Death Sky Group, and the other is the rising star fruit combination.
As the saying goes, the strong cherish each other, and after we became famous, we designed and created several small battles to make our fame even louder. When our prestige was enough, we heard that the Death Heaven Group was haunting the southwest of Crescent Moon Lake, and the Third Master of Zhejiang took us to take the initiative to visit the Death Heaven Group.
To the northwest of Crescent Lake is a beautiful lake and island. When we came here, the surroundings were so barren that no one could see them. The third master of Zhejiang took us to the water, and then wrapped the voice with immortal power, making him speak here like thunder: "Friends of the Death Heavenly Group, we are a fruit combination. Because of fate, I learned where you lived, so I came to visit. ”
When he finished speaking, there was silence all around, and I muttered, "Big brother, they shouldn't be there, right?" ”
The third master of Zhejiang said seriously: "Second brother, don't talk nonsense, they just don't want to come out for the time being." ”
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "It turns out to be a fruit combination that has become famous recently, come on, we are on the third island." ”
I was stunned for a moment, because the voice that spoke was Cao Da. The third master of Zhejiang smiled slightly, and flew us to the third island. When we came to this neighborhood, we realized that there was a cave here. I immediately understood, it seems that this is a trick set up by Yun Mozi to make it impossible to see the inside from the outside. As soon as we entered the third island, we saw the people of the Dead Circle sitting in front of a small courtyard of their own construction, drinking.
The third master of Zhejiang hugged his fists and smiled: "You really have Yaxing, choose this beautiful scenery to drink and have fun." ”
Dongfang Qingyun said coldly: "You are yelling outside, so you are not worried about being heard by the people of the Evil Alliance?" ”
The third master of Zhejiang smiled: "What, is it still afraid to be a dead heavenly group?" ”
They looked at each other and smiled, and then the atmosphere suddenly relaxed. Cao Da beckoned to us, and when we came to them, he smiled and said, "I have heard about your fruit combination recently. I have to say, your performance is really outstanding. What we like most as a group of dead people is to get to know the strong, so it's better to sit down and have a few drinks together. ”
"That's great!"
The third master of Zhejiang took us to sit down, and Yun Mozi ran to us in a hurry, handed us a few bottles of wine, and looked at Ding Kexin with a nymphomaniac, drooling and said, "Little sister, you are so beautiful, what is your name?" ”
Ding Kexin can be said to be a master of seducing men, her face turned red, she lowered her head and didn't speak, her delicate appearance was simply vividly interpreted. And the third master of Zhejiang said with a smile: "A few brothers, this is our little junior sister, named Cherry." She is simple and timid by nature, please don't make fun of her. ”
Cao Da put the wine glass on the ground, and he said solemnly: "It's good for women to be pure, if you come here at every turn, will it be okay?" No way! I still remember when I was in the kingdom of Orosabah, when there were more than a dozen hulala who wanted to seduce me, and of course I refused to be fooled. Now that I think about it, I should have activated my No. 7 Warframe. ”
Rao is the third master of Zhejiang is quite scheming, and he can't help but be dumbfounded at this time. He turned his head to look at me in embarrassment and asked in a low voice, "What is he talking about, is it a code for the Death Heavens?" ”
I shook my head and whispered, "He's drunk too much." ”
The third master of Zhejiang suddenly realized, at this time, Cao Da staggered to Ding Kexin, sighed and said: "Miss Cherry, I see that your Yintang is black, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster in the near future." Why don't you put my beep on your beep, then kiss your beep and hug your beep, and finally let you put the beep ......"
Ding Kexin muttered: "Cao Daoyou, although you seem to be speaking very seriously, you are beeping from beginning to end, I don't understand what you are saying at all!" ”
I saw Cao Da show a very lewd smile and said, "We can beep together, and then beep beep and beep......"
"Say no more! It's been completely beeped! ”
Ding Kexin couldn't understand Cao Da's way of speaking at all, and Yun Mozi hurriedly said, "Don't mind, our brother Cao drank a little too much, so he didn't have a brain when he spoke." Little sister, I think we are very fateful, so it's better to leave your WeChat account. When the time comes, we can chat in WeChat, and you can send me selfies when you take a shower, when you sleep, and when you change clothes! ”
"You might as well learn from him and beep!" Ding Kexin gritted his teeth and said.
At this time, Li Dalang suddenly coughed, and then spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on Ding Kexin's face, and said nonchalantly: "Pretend to be pure, you, women in the world like to be beeped." If you pretend to be a white lotus here, Lao Tzu will let you kneel down and beep in front of me, and you will hold my beep. ”
"I ......"
Ding Kexin didn't know what else he could say again, and the third master of Zhejiang was already twitching at the corner of his mouth. He grabbed my arm and whispered, "I don't understand what they're talking about, don't forget your personality, hurry up and protect your little sister!" ”
I reacted at this time, and immediately pulled out the long knife in a rage, pointed at Li Dalang and roared: "I'm damn you, you dare to insult us like this!" Is it tolerable or unbearable, Lao Tzu will kill you today! ”
After speaking, I grabbed the knife and slashed at Li Dalang. The people who were in the Death Heaven Regiment suddenly became a mess, and people all avoided one after another. And the third master of Zhejiang saw that the opportunity had come, he quickly stood up and stopped me: "Second child!" What are you doing! Don't forget that we're here to make friends, don't mess around! ”
I gasped and said angrily, "But senior brother, you can also see that they are insulting us!" ”
The third master of Zhejiang sighed and said: "They just drank a little too much for a while, a few Taoist friends, my second junior brother has always been hot, please don't take it to heart." ”
I saw that the people who were in the Death Heaven Group looked at me stupidly, and then Cao Da hurriedly opened his mouth and said: "My relationship with Li Dalang is actually not very good, if you want to cut him, don't cut me!" ”
Yun Mozi also nodded again and again and said, "Yes, yes, I didn't like him a long time ago." This strong man, there is a debtor and a debtor, you must not find me! ”
"Huh?"
The third master of Zhejiang looked at the people of the Death Heavenly Regiment who shirked their responsibilities stupidly, and finally he sighed and said, "Let's leave first." ”
He dragged us away quickly, and when we escaped from the third island, the third master of Zhejiang clenched his fists tightly and gritted his teeth, "I don't understand!" No matter how hard I try, I can't keep up with these guys! They're definitely using a code, those guys are definitely using a code! ”
I was embarrassed and said, "No, they're useless, that's how they talk......"