The young man looked at me with a shocked look and said in disbelief, "Guest, you're not joking with me, are you?" You're going to be a teacher? ”

"Yes!"

"If you want to try it, just walk along our Ocean Drive and you'll see a tall tower. Once you reach the tower, turn left and you'll see a huge lake. In the middle of this lake, there is a dragon yin school, which is the highest school in our Ocean City. The students studying in it are all the children of high-ranking officials and nobles. ”

I nodded, and was immediately interested, and then said goodbye to the young man, and went to the legendary dragon bard school.

This dragon yin school is really magnificent. There is only one bridge in the entire lake that leads to the Dragon's Wing Academy, and at the very end of this bridge, there is a job posting on it.

"We're hiring! Come talk! ”

I understood it at a glance, probably because the culture of this place is too low, so their recruitment notices don't dare to say too many Chinese characters, so as not to make people unable to understand them.

I crossed the bridge with great interest and came to the door of the Dragon Yin Academy. There was a luxurious gate blocking my way, and a soldier said to me solemnly, "Ahead is the Dragon Yin Academy, may I ask what you are doing?" ”

I smiled and said, "I'm here to apply." ”

"It turned out to be a literate person!"

I saw them look at me with wide eyes and reverence, and hurriedly lead me in front of me. Under their leadership, I entered this extremely luxurious dragon yin school. Then they took me to their office here and said respectfully, "Director, someone has come to apply." ”

In this office, there were several good-looking dragon descendant women, and one of them looked at me and said, "If you can understand our recruitment, it means that you are educated." Come on, sit down and talk. ”

I walked up to her and sat down, and she said to me seriously: "Let me introduce myself to you first, I am the director of the Longyin Academy, you can call me Director Zhao, and my rank is a lifter!" ”

"Oh?" I was surprised and said, "Could it be a schoolchild, a talent, a lifter, a jinshi and an academician?" ”

She looked at me with a frown and said, "Of course that's the case, is there any other rank?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and didn't speak, and she said to me, "Tell me, what position are you going to apply for?" ”

I casually said, "I don't know what position I can apply for, I just know that my culture is very high, probably higher than your principal." ”

"Presumptuous!"

I saw Director Zhao slap the table fiercely, and said to me angrily: "You dare to insult our principal like this, do you know that our principal is a jinshi!" ”

I said slowly, "If you don't believe me, you can just test me." ”

She pondered for a moment, then said, "Okay, since you are so arrogant, let me test you." This is our teacher entry assessment document, and if you can read the text on it, you will be considered to have passed the exam. ”

With that, she took out a document from the drawer, carefully opened it, and then took out a golden piece of paper. When the nearby teachers saw this, they exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's a human assessment!" ”

"Director Zhao, wouldn't this be too much. He's just here for an interview, and if you let the principal know that you're making things difficult for newcomers like this, I'm afraid I'll ......."

"Yes, even now, I can't pass the lifting assessment!"

I saw her say lightly: "If you want to blame it, blame this kid for being too arrogant and daring to insult our principal like this." If you can read it, you will be able to get a good salary and a comfortable job. But if you can't read it, don't blame me for wanting you to look good! I'll tell you, this is an important document we got a long time ago, and it records a mysterious genre called poetry. It can be said that there are very few people who can write poetry in the entire Flood Continent! ”

I took the paper suspiciously, and after seeing the words on it, I said lightly: "Goose goose goose, song to the sky." The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. ”

When I read this, the whole office fell silent.

It didn't take long for them all to look at me with wide eyes and a look of shock.

"It turned out to be reading goose goose goose! I always thought to read duck! ”

"Read it out! He read it out! ”

Director Zhao was also dumbfounded before, and then she took a deep breath and said, "I didn't expect you to be able to crack this poem, it seems that you have the strength to lift people." However, it is not so easy to get a job, because culture is not the most important thing in our country, but knowledge! Now I'm going to test you and give you an application question to see if you can answer it! ”

After speaking, she took out a piece of worn-out paper as a treasure, and muttered to me: "Please listen to the question, Xiao Ming, Xiao Gang, and Xiao Hong each have five apples, but Xiao Lu has thirty apples, may I ask how many more apples Xiao Lu has than the three of them combined?" ”

I said lightly: "The little green apples are twice as many as theirs, which means fifteen more." ”

"What!?"

Director Zhao jumped up all of a sudden, she couldn't help but tremble, and then swallowed her saliva, trying to hide the shock in her eyes. The teachers present were all afraid to speak, for fear of disturbing the shock.

Soon, Director Zhao suppressed the excitement in his heart, gritted his teeth and said to me: "Congratulations, you passed our interview, and now I will take you to meet our principal, and he will give you a position." ”

I can say that there are no waves in my mind, because these topics are simply too easy. Led by Director Zhao, I came to a luxurious building, and she told me that this was the principal's dormitory.

When she pushed the door open, she saw a very beautiful woman lying lazily on a bench. She was dressed in a thin veil and placed a few plates of fruit next to her, quietly looking at the morning sun in the distance. It stands to reason that this kind of seductive scene should make people sinful, but I didn't have the slightest idea, because I couldn't ignore the dragon's tail whirling around in the looming skirt. I couldn't ignore the charming chest, all of which were full of colorful scales.

Be a fly in the ointment!

I can't bring up any interest at all!

Director Zhao said respectfully: "Principal, I brought the people who passed the assessment here. ”

I saw the beautiful woman turn her head, look at me with interest, and ask, "What assessment did you pass?" ”

Director Zhao said: "I passed the character assessment, and there is another application question, which is the application question ranked 89th in difficulty. ”

Huh?

That kind of thing can be ranked eighty-nine?

"What!?"

The glamorous woman sat up directly and said in surprise: "Our Longyin Academy, could it be that there is another fierce general?" ”

Director Zhao nodded, and then said, "You go to the principal's side, don't talk from such a distance." ”

I let out a sigh and walked over to the beautiful woman. And that's when something happened that I couldn't believe it. I saw Director Zhao suddenly close the door, and then came to my side in an instant, grabbed my neck, and roared, "Who are you!?" ”

I was pinched so badly that she was so strong that I vomited blood. At this moment, my heart couldn't help beating wildly, I didn't understand at all, where did I provoke Director Zhao!

The glamorous woman was also dumbfounded, and she hurriedly said, "Director Zhao, what are you doing?" ”

"Headmaster, she is definitely a spy sent by other kingdoms to seize our teacher and student information...... Director Zhao gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you see, when he solves the application problem, he is different from other teachers." The other teachers all took out paper and pencils, adding up and subtracting one by one, but he ...... I just said the correct answer without thinking about it, and I didn't even have half a second to think about it! ”

"How is this possible...... "The beautiful woman's face suddenly changed drastically, and she murmured, "Could it be ...... Could it be ......"

"Yes!"

Director Zhao sneered: "Which big dynasty are you a spy who can actually know the legendary ninety-nine multiplication and division!" ”