How can this cat speak human language?!

I opened my eyes wide and looked at the kitten in my arms in disbelief, but it stretched out its little furry paws a little impatiently, pulled my clothes, and said to me: "Hurry up and get out of the way, you're going to crush Lao Tzu, dead fat pig!" ”

I subconsciously stood up, only to see this kitten comb the cat on his body with his tongue, and then glanced at me, and said angrily: "Why are you not polite at all, I said what is the matter with you, when you are driving outside, won't you pay attention to whether there is a practitioner in front of you?" If you accidentally hit Lao Tzu to death, can you afford to pay for it? Do you know who Lao Tzu is, Lao Tzu is a nobleman, you you! ”

I looked at the kitten in front of me in amazement, Zhou Jiajia recognized what it was at a glance, and exclaimed, "Civet!" ”

I asked, confused, "What is a civet?" ”

Zhou Jiajia explained to me: "In this desert, there are a lot of spiritual energy that cannot be volatilized, and they will form all kinds of creatures, this civet cat is one of them, it is a cat on the surface, but it is actually a huge energy body, and it is very replenished by eating. ”

I was overjoyed to hear this, and I was worried that my strength might not be enough. So I hurriedly pulled this civet up, opened my mouth and bit its head, just bit on its ear, the civet suddenly anxious, it quickly pushed my face with two small paws, and said anxiously: "How can you open your mouth and bite directly, do you have any quality, did I promise to give you food?" I haven't agreed yet, so you just open your mouth to eat me, are you sick in the brain? If you want to eat cats, can't you go home and eat your own cat?! ”

I was a little stunned, I couldn't imagine that this kitten could say such a large amount of swear words when I opened my mouth, so I thought about it and asked curiously, "Can I eat you?" ”

I saw that the kitten suddenly clenched the paw into a small fist, smashed it into my nose, and said angrily: "Of course not!" If you go to the market and ask a duck if it would like to give it to you, do you think it willing? Although he is telling you quack on the surface, in fact he is telling you to fuck off! Fuck off! Ben Meow tells you, no, Uncle Ben told you, let go of Uncle Ben quickly, otherwise, you will definitely not be able to eat and walk around. ”

I was suddenly a little angry by this cat's scolding, although I can tolerate it in my usual life, no matter how much hatred there is, I can endure it, waiting for revenge in the future, but this cat's scolding attitude, how can people be so unbearable? I already want to tear it apart.

However, the civet cat didn't notice my psychological changes at all, it jumped directly to the ground, and then crossed its waist like a human and said: "You people, you don't have any quality at all, you haven't even asked your name, you just open your mouth and bite, okay, let's introduce yourself first, you all tell me one by one, what is your name?" ”

Zhou Jiajia whispered: "My name is Zhou Jiajia, may I ask you?" ”

The civet said angrily: "You can ask me after you have introduced it first." ”

Zhou Meiniang looked at the civet with interest, and then said, "My name is Zhou Meiniang." ”

I scratched the back of my head and said embarrassedly, "My name is Jiang Cheng, may I ask what your name is?" ”

As a result, the civet cat suddenly yelled at us: "What is Lao Tzu's name, you don't care!" I would like to ask, why are you here? ”

I said seriously, "We just wanted to hurry, but we accidentally bumped into you when we passed by." ”

As a result, the civet said angrily: "What do you mean by accidentally touching me? Do you know how much you have done me wrong? Do you know what I'm going to do? ”

I asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

The civet glared at me and said angrily: "What is Lao Tzu going to do, don't worry about it!" ”

I held back the anger in my heart, gritted my teeth and said, "You'd better tell me what your name is right away, or don't blame me for being rude." ”

The civet sneered and said, "Hit me,!" Lao Tzu just doesn't tell you, what can you do with Lao Tzu? Don't think that if you are tall and big, Lao Tzu will be afraid of you, tell you that I have seen a lot of blind guys like you. I can kill a bunch of people in seconds with one punch, I tell you, if you have a little brain, kneel on the ground and kowtow to me eighteen times now, and then tell me Uncle Meow I'm really sorry. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you directly and even your parents don't even recognize you. ”

At this moment, I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart at all, and directly slapped the civet on the head, pumping its whole cat upside down, spinning in the air several times, and falling to the ground and spitting out a mouthful of blood.

I clenched my fists and walked towards the civet step by step, he looked at me approaching, and hurriedly waved his hands and said tremblingly: "Big brother, big brother, I was wrong, please." Just let me go, just now I have eyes and don't know Taishan, I'm sorry, please, forget it, give me a thin noodle. For the sake of seeing how good I look, give me a thin noodle, okay? ”

I walked up to the civet and said with a sly grin, "Not good. ”

After saying that, I reached out and grabbed the hair on its body and pulled it hard. Then his scream rang out, and I ripped off a lot of hair from his body, and then curiously put it in my mouth and bit it, and it turned out that the cat melted in my mouth, became pure energy, and directly immersed in my body, and actually made up for the chaos power I had lost before.

I'm going to go, it's a baby!

The civet cat painfully covered the place where I had pulled the hair, and it yelled at me and said, "Don't think that if you can beat me, you can pull the hair on my body at will, why are you not educated at all?" If you want to talk about politeness, you have a good job! ”

I grabbed the civet by the tail, pulled it up, and said with a smile: "Let's tie him directly to the car, and bite it when we don't have the strength." God help me, I was worried that we might not be able to get there in time, but as long as I keep speeding up, we will definitely be able to get there, and as long as this civet is there, even if it is overtime, we will definitely not starve to death in this desert. ”

With that, I casually threw the civet cat at the tricycle, and then kneaded it to create a long chain and tied it firmly to the tricycle.

The civet cat suddenly became anxious, kept waving its little paws, and yelled at me: "You dare to treat Lao Tzu like this, do you know who Lao Tzu is?" No, do you know what Lao Tzu is? ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I don't want to know." ”

The civet cat said angrily: "You don't care what I am!" No, what I want to tell you is that I am Zhou Yingai Xinjue Luo Alexandria Washington. ”

I was shocked and said, "Why do they sound like great surnames?" ”

The civet cat said as a matter of course: "That's not because Ben Meow is a great meow!" ”

I patted its little head and said seriously, "From today onwards, your name will be Food One." ”

It stared at me with wide eyes, looked at me with a look of great anger, and tried to stretch out its claws to scratch me, but unfortunately its claws were too short to scratch me anyway.

I sat down on the tricycle happily, and then started to start it vigorously, I really didn't expect that God would send me such a good gift.

Zhou Meiniang was also very happy to touch the chin of Food No. 1, and said to him with a smile: "Come on, hurry up and snore." ”

Food One was furious and said, "Get out of here, you one! Hurry up and twist your hips and get out of the way. What do you do with such a stinky, warped ass? Do you want to come out and seduce men? If it weren't for the relationship that Ben Meow is tied up now, Ben Meow would have stripped you naked and pressed you on the ground to correct the Fa on the spot, shameless cheap. ”

Zhou Meiniang was a little puzzled when she heard this, and she couldn't help but ask me, "What does it mean to rectify the Fa on the spot?" ”

I said nonchalantly, "Leave him alone, this is a stupid cat with foul language." ”

Food No. 1 was furious, and he yelled at me, "You heard Ben Meow clearly, it's better to put Ben Meow in one day, otherwise...... All over the desert, my little brothers will come to you for trouble! ”

I asked suspiciously, "Are they all civets too?" ”

Food Number One rightfully said, "Isn't that!" Will Lao Tzu play with those bastards? ”

My heart suddenly moved, and I turned my head to the real one and said, "Then let's take me to your house, I'll grab a few of your buddies, and then let you go, what do you think?" ”

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, Food No. 1 seemed to be greatly insulted, and he roared angrily: "Your uncle, you actually regard Lao Tzu as the kind of person who sells his friends and seeks glory, Lao Tzu is so righteous, will he listen to your conditions?" Deal! ”