What about the pit daddy!

I slapped Yuanhai in the face in anger, and beat him so that he flew in the air and spun 720 degrees before falling heavily to the ground. Yuanhai spit out a mouthful of blood in pain, and said to me uncomfortably, "Why did you hit me...... I didn't say it. ”

I said angrily, "Are you guys sick in the head?" After 520,000 years, what will become of the snow in the east? Lao Tzu wants a wife, Lao Tzu has been single for so long, and the last time a woman was lying next to him, I didn't know what the scene was. Now that I finally found a wife and came back, you still don't want Lao Tzu to have a good sweetness with her. Do you know that I will also be lonely, I will also be lonely, and I will also think of some strange things inexplicably in the middle of the night, and then do some strange actions. Can't you be considerate, I've been a poor bachelor for so many years? ”

Ye Yu said helplessly: "Even if you say so, then I can't help it, now the numbers have already been sold out, and they have been lined up for 520,000 years, what can you do?" They are deliberately tossing the descendants of the dragon, squeezing the efforts of the descendants of the dragon here, you think about it, only five people can go in every day, and as a result, how many people come here every day? ”

I said impatiently, "Anyway, you must hurry up and come up with a solution for me, if you can't let me experience what it's like to have a woman within a thousand years, I'll kill a few of you." Tell me clearly, I'm going to kill you alive, it's cruel. ”

Liu Yi said helplessly: "Don't be in a hurry to feel uncomfortable, we can all understand that you have been single for so many years, and we all see it." There really is a solution, as far as I know, some people just target this business opportunity, and then deliberately buy numbers maliciously. In other words, if we go to find a few scalpers at this time, we may be able to buy numbers that enter early. ”

I nodded, helped Yuanhai who was lying on the ground up, and said with satisfaction: "Look, you can still come up with a way, then don't you go and find the scalper." ”

Liu Yi said softly: "I guessed that you would say that, so I have already contacted me, come with me." ”

I nodded with satisfaction, and walked behind Liu Yi in the direction of Death Valley, Ye Yu followed me carefully, she touched me with her shoulder, and then said coquettishly: "Ouch hey, I can't see that you usually have such thoughts, you can find me if Dongfang Xue is not there." Let me tell you, in fact, for countless days and nights, I have ...... too."

I glanced at her and said lightly, "It's okay, no need to say it." ”

"Oh......"

She stopped talking aggrievedly, and we came to a small thatched hut under the leadership of Liu Yi, at the door of this thatched hut, there was a dragon descendant who was leaning on a rocking chair to bask in the sun, he glanced at us, and said lightly: "What are you doing?" ”

Liu Yi said to him softly: "I heard that you have a number for sale here, and we plan to enter Death Valley in advance, can you sell it to us?" According to the rules, we need to bring a qualified number plate, right? You see, here it is. ”

I saw him take the number plate and glance at it, and then said: "This aspect is indeed qualified, but it will definitely not be so cheap for you to exchange the number plate from 520,000 years for the current number plate." Well, at our current prices, you're either going to shell out a lot of money or you're going to do something for us. ”

I frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

He said slowly: "You should all know that in this Death Valley, it is mainly the Holy Light Clan who is in charge of everything, but the descendants of the dragon can't give in so easily, they eat meat in a big gulp, we want to drink some soup residue, right?" So the descendants of the dragon also organized themselves spontaneously, and there were several small gangs, and we were one of them. Everyone is mining resources in their own territories, but the problem is that one guy has gone too far recently, and they have secretly killed people in it and swallowed all the treasures we have dug up so hard. We don't know who did it, but we can't tolerate it, and if you want to go in, you have to put on our uniform and admit that it's someone in our organization. In that case, they may be able to find you, and if you can come back with a few of these heads, the cost will be written off, what do you think? ”

I couldn't help but say, "How do you know that the head we brought back is exactly that group of murderers?" ”

He said seriously: "Our dragon heirs do business, all they rely on is the word trust, as long as you bring back the head, we believe it, and there is no need for any proof at all." Alright, please sign the life contract now. ”

I rolled my eyes suddenly, this guy slapped himself in the face too fast, just now he said that business is based on trust, and now he doesn't want us to sign a life contract?

However, since we can enter Death Valley early, it doesn't matter if we cooperate with them, after we happily signed the life contract, he gave us a few number plates, so that we can enter Death Valley early.

I excitedly took the number plate to the entrance of Death Valley and lined up, only to see that the people in front of me were all in a serious physical examination, which seemed to be the request of the Holy Light Clan, they hoped to control everyone in it and grasp the information of everyone who entered Death Valley.

When it was our turn, Ye Yu generously started the physical examination, in fact, it was as simple as measuring height and weight, and at the same time, putting on a uniform and taking a photo.

"No. 4485, 1.72 meters tall and weighing 100 catties."

I saw Ye Yu snort proudly, and then walked to the side and waited for us beside him. Liu Yi stood up a little shyly, and the physical examination machine soon sounded her information.

"No. 4486, one meter six five tall, one hundred and five pounds in weight."

The people around looked at Liu Yi curiously, and then couldn't help but exclaim: "Have you seen it?" That girl's breasts were so big. ”

"Oh my God, it's really big, I've never seen it this big."

"The point is that it's still very strong!"

Liu Yi hugged his shoulders shyly, and quickly hid to the side, it was already my turn at this time, I coughed, turned my head and said to Nangong Tianxia: "You go up first." ”

Nangong Tianxia was flattered and said hello, and hurriedly stood up.

"No. 4487, 1.9 meters tall and weighing 140 pounds."

He turned around and walked down, and I thought about it and then turned to Yuan Hai and said, "You first, I suddenly remembered a few very important things, that is, they are also in this space battlefield, and I need to find out where they are." I won't go into this valley of death, I'll leave it to you to deal with, remember, you must bring the dark soul grass to me, I believe you can do it, come on. ”

Yuanhai said impatiently: "What have you been chirping about since just now?" Hurry up and get in, it's all here, you think the number plate is taken casually, and the life contract has been signed! ”

As he spoke, he had already pushed me forward, and I was accidentally standing on the measuring instrument, and suddenly I hurriedly tried to escape, but the guards saw me, and they all held weapons at me, and roared, "What are you doing? Be honest and don't move! ”

I swallowed my spit in embarrassment, and then kept praying in my heart, trying to hold my feet, but the guard saw me and pressed me directly above the meter, and as the measurement was over, the cold sound of the machine finally sounded.

"No. 4488, 1.69.5 meters tall and weighing 140 pounds."

At this moment, the audience fell silent, and the atmosphere was so quiet that even if a needle fell to the ground, it could be heard clearly.

Yuanhai finally couldn't help it, he pointed at me with his finger, and said with a laugh: "I usually say that I am one meter seven, but it turns out that you don't even have one meter seven, so I said why do you twist and crook like a girl and refuse to go up, hahahaha, you half-cripple who doesn't even have one meter seven...... Poof, uh, it hurts...... Boss, just kidding, there's no need to stab me......"

I tightly grasped the hilt of the bloody sword, stabbed the whole knife into Yuanhai's stomach, my face was hideous, and I gritted my teeth and said, "You can only die!" ”