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It's embarrassing!

Originally, I thought that as the top three in the branch assessment, there was something great about it, but it turned out that people here didn't take us seriously at all!

Here, the soldiers are running all over the ground!

I didn't dare to say that I was in the top three in the branch assessment at this time, so I could only weakly register with Cao Da, and then weakly wait by the side.

It wasn't until dusk that the registration finally ended. A staff member took the registration form and said flatly, "Okay, let's talk about it now." That's all for today's registration, and if you don't succeed in registering, you'll come back tomorrow. As for the disciples who have already signed up, we have arranged a place for you to live. Tomorrow is your assessment day all day, please wake up early. Remember, it's going to be here at six o'clock in the morning. Now I will report my name and rest in the lodgings under the lead. ”

Then, he began to sign up. A few of us were put in a room to rest, and after hearing that there were ghosts on our side, they were kind enough to arrange a room with black curtains.

Cao Da and I were tired all day, although this room was just a temporary guest house, but we also fell asleep in bed.

By five o'clock the next day, we had already gotten up and reported to the admissions office.

There are already a lot of people gathered here, and everyone is waiting here for the time to come. The staff took the report and took the roll call, and finally it was determined, and a total of seventy-five students arrived.

At six o'clock, the staff said calmly: "Start the assessment, please come with me." ”

"Wait a minute!"

At this moment, more than a dozen people hurriedly walked over, saying that they were also students who were going to participate in the assessment.

"You are not qualified......," the staff said flatly, "It's already six and one o'clock, and you're late, and you won't pass the assessment." In addition, your files will also be recorded by us, and you will not be able to come to Zhengyipai's headquarters for three months to participate in the assessment. ”

Those Taoist priests were stunned for a moment, and one of them couldn't help but say, "Isn't this time just right?" It's just a minute late, doesn't that count? ”

The staff glanced at him and said, "If this were an emergency, you could kill a lot of people if you were a minute late." Since you want to be a Taoist priest and can't even do such basic things as punctuality, you are not qualified to enter the headquarters of the Zhengyi faction. Don't make me say it a second time, please leave immediately. You are just irrelevant now, and you are not qualified to stay in the righteous faction. ”

"You dare!"

At this time, a fat Taoist priest couldn't help but be angry, and hurriedly said to the staff: "My uncle is your Elder Li!" ”

"Elder Li......" the staff frowned, "Is it Li Changbing, who is in charge of resources?" ”

The fat Taoist priest nodded, his face full of pride.

And at this moment, the staff suddenly said flatly: "As an elder, but you send unqualified relatives to participate in the assessment, Elder Li will also be punished with you." According to the regulations, we will deduct one month's salary. Now don't let me hear you again, fuck off. ”

The fat Taoist priest's face changed drastically, his face turned red with anger, and he pointed at the staff member and said, "I'm going to tell my uncle that he will never let you have a good time!" ”

The staff didn't shake him off, and said coldly: "If he is not convinced, you just let him come over." ”

The fat man was so angry that he wanted to speak, but he was directly and rudely kicked out of the headquarters by several staff members. He resisted a little at first, but was finally kicked out by a series of beatings.

Cao Da and I were dumbfounded, this scene made me can't help but swallow my saliva, and whispered to Cao Da: "Senior brother, it seems that I can't fish in troubled waters." ”

Cao Da also nodded awkwardly, at this time people were whispering, saying that it was too strict here, and he would be expelled if he was a minute late.

The staff told us to leave, and we obediently followed him. He led us to the door of the righteous faction. There is a very high staircase in this doorway, and it seems that you can run directly to the top. And the staff member said very calmly: "The Taoist priests who fought in close combat stayed here for the assessment, and the rest of the Taoist priests went with me." In addition, Cao Da, when you signed up, you said that you were a Taoist priest with both Taoism and hand-to-hand combat. We checked, and you did pass the written test of the Zhengyi faction, and your grades were excellent. So you stay here to take the melee assessment, and the written test score will be treated as excellent. ”

Cao Da nodded calmly, and the staff member left with the other Taoist priests. At this time, another examiner came, and the examiner pointed to the stairs and said flatly: "Physical fitness is the most basic quality of a hand-to-hand combat Taoist. Your physical fitness assessment is that you need to run to the top of the mountain. Remember, you can get in the way. The first six people to arrive stayed, and the others were fired. Also, it must be within half an hour to reach the top of the mountain. ”

"Six people!?"

A Taoist priest couldn't help but say, "But there are about thirty of us here." ”

The examiner said calmly: "Even if it is a hundred people, we will only select six people. Alright, let's go! ”

His words made us stunned for a moment, and then everyone reacted and hurriedly ran frantically up the mountain. I had just run out when someone grabbed my pants and tore me so hard that I fell off.

I fell heavily on the ground, and my nose hit the stairs, and I quickly covered my nose in pain. When I looked up, I was already at the end of the line. I quickly stood up, put on my pants and ran up frantically.

Cao Da took the lead at this time and ran very quickly. Even if those people wanted to hinder Cao Da, they had no chance at all.

I took a deep breath and remembered the gift Li Tangtang had given me. So I quickly took out the small box from my backpack, frantically threw it forward, and yelled, "Heavenly Maiden scattered flowers!" ”

Some people looked back in wonder, only to see that the little cockroaches in the sky had fallen on them. Some people open their mouths in disbelief, just in time for the cockroach to fall into their mouths. They vomited uncomfortably, especially some of the girls, who patted the cockroaches on their bodies in a panic, looking like they wanted to cry and desperately endured it.

Suddenly, a large area was vacant in front of me. I was secretly grateful to Li Tangtang for the gift in my heart, and I ran faster.

Thanks to these cockroaches, I went from being last to being in the top three. At this time, none of us disciples in front of us stopped each other, because there could be six people in total, and everyone was running as hard as they could.

After running for a few minutes, the speed of some disciples slowed down significantly, and even Cao Da slowed down a little. I can bear it, after all, I really live in the mountains all year round, and this difficulty is not a problem for me.

Gradually, I actually ran to the first place. Cao followed me panting, gritted his teeth and said, "You...... It's fast enough. ”

I smiled and said it was my talent.

At this moment, I saw a few disciples walking on the mountain path in front of me. They sat on the stairs chattering in every way, each with a bucket beside them.

Is that...... What's the situation?

Suddenly, they toppled the buckets, and my eyes widened at that.

The first barrel is the lubricating oil.

The second barrel is a tack.

The third barrel is gasoline.

I watched in amazement as these horrible things fell on the mountain path, and I immediately fell down with a stroke of my foot. The dense tacks pierced my hands and legs, and I screamed in pain. At this time, the people behind didn't know what was going on, and they jumped over me and rushed up, only to fall and scream.

Cao Da hurriedly stood inside, and then stepped on the bodies of our students and walked up. Whether it was a man or a woman, this calf stepped directly on people's bodies, and never considered that there were a bunch of tacks under everyone.

For a while, the students who participated in the assessment complained bitterly and said that it was too cruel.

At this moment, a disciple of the Zhengyi Sect Headquarters sitting in front of him suddenly took out a cigarette and lit it with a zippo lighter. Then he didn't extinguish the lighter, but suddenly threw the lighter towards us, and uttered three words in his mouth very lewdly: "Hey, hey, hey......"

In an instant, the ground was full of fire!

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