Teaching a child who doesn't know anything how to get around is a lot of work, but sometimes it's fun, and innocent children are never bound by the word "common sense", and they usually do things that are both ridiculous and funny - well, actually, I just want to comfort myself to prove that spending days with that silly crow is not such a scary thing.

When the little crow was a bird, Anwena tried to make her remember the names of the whole family, but at that time it may have been that her personality and intelligence had not kept up, and the little one had memorized all the names of her family, and now she had finally memorized all the names of her family, and called them in her own way: she was called Mother Anvina, she called me master, she was called Uncle Kenser, she was called Brother Ilson, and the rest were all sisters, big and small, from Sandora to Jingle Bell, without exception. At first, we couldn't figure out why this little guy was called that, but then Xiaoxue finally couldn't help revealing the mystery in advance: no matter how much it was called, the bird would not be able to tell the difference.

In the morning, Avena happily told me the good news that Madison had finally remembered to get dressed before she could go out, and she even put on her sweater herself when she got up this time, and of course she tied herself up because of it, but it was a great improvement, and the odds of the stupid bird running naked had dropped a lot. In the next step, Anwena also wants to teach Madison to brush her teeth and wash her face - I think the little ghost is a little too anxious, as a bird that has never had teeth, Madiwen can now eat and chew and swallow is a great progress. At this time, you can expect her to understand what teeth still need to be brushed. It's not hard for a strong man, not to mention anything else, now that Ding Dong brushes his teeth and eats all the toothpaste with water, I haven't been able to correct the bad habits of small things......

Little Bubbles is the happiest for the extra little sisters in the family, because she feels that she finally has a playmate: and she is still on the same level. Little Bubbles has always been unable to find children at home to play with, and although Pandora and Viska are often divided into children's piles, they only count when they give sugar and cake to the little ones, and those two dwarf winter melons are out-and-out adults, not to mention Lilina. It's impossible to play with Little Bubbles in my bones: in fact, I don't dare to let her be alone with Little Bubbles, for fear that the girl will spoil the child; The mercury lamp looks more frustrated than a small bubble, but unfortunately only occasionally looks like a child, most of the time she thinks of herself as a mature puppet girl with hundreds of years of experience; The only thing left after the last is Ji Shanshan and Little Bubbles, which are quite close. It's a pity that the babysitter isn't a playmate either, and you can't expect that foolish king who strikes every once in a while to have fun with the teddy bear. To sum up, Little Bubble has always played alone at home, all the children are older than her or smarter than her, even if they don't bully her, they can't play together, and now we have one more Maidiwen, the first is intellectually, the two are comparable, and the second is from ...... Well, intellectually speaking, the two of them are quite suitable to be sisters.

Within a few days, Little Bubbles had become intimate with Madison. The little ones who can't say two words always seem to find their own way of playing, including playing in the sand at the doorway and going on a "ghost empire" adventure in the basement. Yesterday afternoon I even saw the former bring out his most precious glittering collection from his room to share with the latter, which was incredible, and it was hard to know that those shiny things were Little Bubbles' treasures, and many of them were even acquired by her through battle—Sister Jill was in tears at the time, and I found that among the little gifts that Little Bubbles gave to Madison were three ancient scepters encrusted with precious stones and two statues of the Golden Bull, and it was self-evident where these things came from.

I'm glad Bubbles didn't bring out the Grail: she had one in her collection, and it wasn't the kind of plastic that was made of two fives, but a beautiful artifact inlaid with pure gold and fluorite, which Bubbles had bought for her daughter from the Grail Shop at the entrance to the Great Temple of Avalon when she was out of the house last time she was out of the house. Factory No. 12590. The store was jointly run by Lilina and Artemis Jr., claiming to sell genuine goods, and when the store first opened, it caused a violent reaction among the Heroic Spirits, and more than a dozen Heroic Spirits who were severely harmed by the Holy Grail War are said to have bought more than 20 catties and took them home to smash and play. And since then, the word Holy Grail has become an eternal pain in Gil's heart. It hurts even more than when I knew that there were still two five-one chalices in the Dao world: after all, the two five-one versions of the chalice still needed to be made by Ding Dong in a bath, and the production was limited. But the chalices made by the priests of the goddess in the chalice store are all on the counter, and there are even instructions, which is the cumin sprinkled on the wound of the red fruit. If Bubbles did give Little Crow a Holy Grail, I'd be afraid that poor washboard would go crazy.

In the face of the gift of the little bubbles, the stupid bird was also very happy, and took out her most precious thing as a gift in return: half of her eggshell, yes, it was the eggshell left after she was hatched, she kept half of it, and half of the little bubbles, and the two little girls swore by eggshells, agreeing to be good sisters forever in this life......

Little Bubbles and Madison are actually quite interesting scenes together, they don't communicate as easily as you think, in fact, these two little guys are basically language barriers, after the collision of Little Bubbles' unique cooing language and Madison's upside-down bird language, both of them are confused, but the magic is that the two little guys understand each other from the heart, and can play happily in the same foggy situation, and even shout about what they only understand, while also being able to build blocks intimately, This magical scene is puzzling, and Lilina is ready to elevate this phenomenon to the level of a research topic, the title of which is how two little ones who can't understand each other's words can talk for an afternoon, and the subtitle is the possibility of interracial lilies, which I think is necessary to strangle in advance.

Now Little Bubbles is reading textbooks with Madison, the two little girls are lying on the coffee table, their little heads are on top of each other, full of concentration, if it weren't for the textbook down, this scene is really gratifying. The book was brought back from school by Little Bubbles. Now the little girl is already a glorious primary school student in the primary school affiliated to the Emperor's Academy. In the primary school, because considering that children from other low-tech worlds can't adapt to the empire's technological products for a short time, such as personal information terminals, so they are still using very old but enough "textbooks", today Little Bubbles just received a new book, and can't wait to take it back to share with Madiwen, they put the book upside down, and guess what is drawn on it......

The scene was so loving that I couldn't help but burst into tears, and a sense of happiness as a father arose: Nima, this is a normal child! The bear children at home are really going crazy......

"Dad, I was pretty cute when I was a kid. It's good," Xiaoxue didn't know where the road came from, chewing snacks in her mouth, while lying on my ear and blowing mischievously into it. "By the way, I'm pretty cute now. Don't be curious, I know that you plan to educate me, and you don't need to open your eyes to know the Tao. By the way, Dad, do you eat this? This is a vanilla fried bean, the child will also have this little craft, she said that she sometimes fried some plant seeds as a meal, the beans of this world are very similar to a kind of grass seeds in her world. ”

Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of golden fried beans into my hand, and I threw one into my mouth, which was actually fried soybeans. But it's quite fragrant. "Girl, you should know about vanilla, right? Is there her in the future? ”

I began to inquire about the future again, Xiaoxue usually does not mention to us those people or things that have not yet appeared in front of us, so as not to affect my judgment, for example, before Vanilla appeared, she did not mention anything about the people around Madiwen in the future, but if people have appeared, she is not hesitant to talk about them.

"Of course there is, vanilla, these two words are only a few people dare to call them by their names." Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of beans into one of the two little girls who were reading the album, and the little bubble began to talk to the beans, and Madiwen swallowed the food directly again: seeing small things like beans, she still couldn't suppress the eating habits of birds, "Crow God Pope." Blades, lightning. The flames, and all the agents of Nature's Wrath, the mentors of mages and assassins, thieves, and summoners, can pull the wind. Dad, you don't have to doubt that in the future, no one around you will be fuel-efficient—you see that my fuel consumption is not small......"

I was stunned: "So powerful?" ”

"Of course, but maybe I grew up in that environment, I don't think it's anything powerful," Xiaoxue turned over directly from the back of the sofa, threw herself on the sofa with a plop, and lay down without an image, and put her legs on my stomach, and you could see that she had indeed been brought by Bingdes when she was a child, "Do you know my mother's title, prophet, wise man, future manager, some magicians, and most of the prophets, merchants, leaders, inventors, and protectors of gamblers, The major casinos in the Hongshi world are hanging my mother's portraits. Shallow mother is a time manager, but also the god of evolution and decay, is the protector of youth and young girls, and some small tantric sects also believe that the god of evolution will provide shelter for any species that is evolving, and some old people who like to engage in scientific research or magic research will often accept the baptism of the god of decay in their twilight years, hoping to get the opportunity to complete their careers, but I don't know if these small sects can really connect with the divine power of shallow mother. Mother Sandora is the shepherd of the soul, the goddess of the spirit and the soul of the heart, basically all magicians believe in her at the same time, because they need to control their mental power the most, and I have seen a religious pamphlet, which says that Mother Sandora also provides protection for warriors and scholars, and is responsible for rewarding the five or six virtues such as loyalty and trustworthiness, and scientists also wear her badge, because it ensures that they are mentally focused and avoid being misled by academic loopholes and heresies, I've heard it's quite effective......"

I was fascinated by the wonderful future described by Xiaoxue, and then asked with great anticipation, "Eh, tell me, who is Dad responsible for?" I should be considered a god king, right? ”

Xiao Xue smiled sheepishly, and then said with a whole expression, one by one: "Friends of women, the protector of children, if there is a mother, she wears a daddy badge, and she prays before giving birth to keep the mother and child safe, and the child prays to you without eating, or prays to Aunt Anvina, she is the protector of housework...... Wow! Don't scratch your feet! With you as a father...... Ahaha, itchy, I surrendered, surrendered! ”

I patted the bear kid's feet: "You can't speak seriously?" ”

Xiaoxue rolled over and looked straight into my eyes: "Originally." You can think about the Father's situation. Do you think he will be an exact god in this world? ”

I opened my mouth, and suddenly remembered that he had mentioned these things when I was chatting with God the Father before, and when I talked to Icedis, he also mentioned the issue of the "priesthood" of God the Father, in the words of Icedis, God the Father is not God, and in the entire star field, the only one who does not have a priesthood happens to be God the Father - in any religion in this world, there is no sect that believes in God the Father as an exact god, and only a very few special mortals believe in God the Father, but their way of believing is very interesting. They have no denominations, no doctrines, they believe in God the Father without any definition of God the Father, unlike gods of light or darkness. There will be a definite characteristic: it may represent light, or darkness, or war, on the contrary, among the very few believers who believe in God the Father, they believe in a "god" who has no attributes, and it is more of a fan group than a faith......

"Void creatures cannot be the object of mortal faith, because you are not a god at all, and your symbolism is effective against a god. Mortals are not blessed - if there is a lucky person who has not been met for a thousand years and gains strength just by believing in a void creature, then he will directly become a god. If you have to say it, you should be called the treasure of the town, and you belong to the kind of characters who are very good in all aspects but no one can use them. ”

I feel quite depressed, and my heart says that I and my father are mascots in the entire god system after a long time, but it seems good to think about it, at least I don't have to have a headache with trivial prayers and the like, in the words of Bingtis, most of the prayers of believers are like complaint calls, and being a hard-working god is basically equivalent to doing the work of the customer service hotline and the property center at the same time. By the way, I also have to be a community security guard myself......

At this time, Bubbles came down from the second floor, and it seemed that he might have just finished sweeping all the house information in the entire Hongshi Realm in the past twenty-four hours, with a satisfied smile on his face, Little Bubbles was very happy to see his mother, and pounced with cheers. Then Bubbles began to hug the little girl and ask her about her at school, and seemed to be quite concerned about her daughter's academic performance.

"It's rare. You also have the appearance of a mother once in a while. I waited for Bubbles to sit opposite me with Little Bubbles in my arms, and whispered a complaint, and the other party immediately pricked up his ears: "Of course, you don't usually pay attention to the child's father, but in fact, I am a good wife and mother." ”

I don't even bother to complain about her now, I just casually asked, "How is Little Bubble doing at school?" ”

Actually, I wanted to ask the child myself, but unfortunately I couldn't understand what Little Bubble was saying......

"Of course," Bubbles said proudly, "you don't see who gave birth to it." Now she is in grades 1 to 6 at school with ...... grades."

"Wait!" I quickly waved my hand, "Grades 1 to 6?" How can you still go on like this? ”

"No way, she's not here to learn knowledge," Bubbles said, "and you can't fix her in a classroom." Then Bubbles told me what happened to the little guy at school, and I knew what happened to the kid in the primary school: Bubbles couldn't figure out her grade, and she didn't understand why she had to listen to the teacher in the classroom about the knowledge that could be found in the database casually, so she basically played at school, and then learned how to communicate with people. When she signed up, Bubbles once told her that as long as the class bell rang, she had to hurry back to the classroom, but the child really remembered, as soon as the class bell rang, she randomly found a classroom and ran in, and then occupied a place where no one was listening to the class decently, tossing back and forth more than a dozen times, and the teacher didn't care about her, so she let her run back and forth in the teaching area of grades 1 to 6...... In short, it will not affect the teaching order.

According to Bubbles, the little girl's elusive way of going to school soon became a legend in the primary school, not only did all the teachers know that there was a little princess running around in the school, but even the students in the school also knew about it. Now there is a custom in the primary school of the military academy that when the class bell rings, guess which classroom the little princess will go to this time to listen to, and the class that is lucky enough to win the bid will be very happy from top to bottom, as if it is an honor. Bubbles commented with emotion: "Now our girl is equivalent to a rare elite in the world, every forty minutes or so, someone squats in a group, and the moment the class bell rings, the teachers and students are as excited as they are strange......"

"Woohoo!" Little Bubbles happily raised her hand, indicating that she had regarded this as some kind of achievement of her own, and Mai Diwen also raised her hand happily: "Gah? ”

"The good news is that our goal seems to have been achieved, and Little Bubbles' recent personality growth rate has significantly accelerated a lot," Bubbles stroking her daughter's long hair with a smile, "Communicating with more people will increase the maturity rate of personality, and this child is indeed developing completely according to the laws of carbon-based organisms." And her ability is also much more stable than before, I tested it a few times, add her to the host network, the work efficiency of the entire network will be very obvious, almost all hosts have signs of flexible operation, I don't know if it is related to the maturity of personality. Now this child also has a few acquaintances similar to playmates at school, plus there is an extra crow sister at home, our child can finally avoid becoming a family squat, as the child's mother I am very pleased......"

I looked at her calmly: "As the second only heavy family squat here to Anvina, you are qualified to say this?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense with you, I'll teach my daughter to read," Bubble glanced at me, pulled Little Bubble's textbook in front of him, and affectionately pointed to a line in the textbook to explain to Little Bubble, "Come, girl, look here, follow my mother and read: A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, this is a proverb, and it also has a sentence with a similar meaning, called 'Death is better than attack'......"

Little Bubbles: "Woooo ”

I almost didn't come up in one breath, but I reached out and pulled the bubble chop aside: jingle is on it, and the kid really can't let this guy take it! RQ