Chapter 2: Things from Heaven

"Xiaojian, it's already 12 o'clock, why don't you go to bed yet, you have to go to class tomorrow!"

The voice of his mother's urging came from outside, Yun Xiaojian sighed helplessly, and shouted: "I know Mom, tomorrow is the May Day holiday, and there will be no classes." ”

"Then you go to bed early, don't go online."

Shifting his gaze to the screen again, looking at the news on the Internet, Yun Xiaojian only felt angry.

"Grandma's, a group of indigenous people in the Philippines also dare to attack our fishing boats and seize our islands! And little Japanese and sticks...... Huangyan Dao and Yudiao Island have always belonged to our country, and they have come to take advantage of them shamelessly, do you really think that if the United States supports you, you dare to provoke them? One by one, like a clown, disgusting to death. (Fishing Island is actually a forbidden word, speechless.) ）

After looking at it for a while, he said again: "What's wrong with the country, people are attacking fishing boats and arresting fishermen, why is there no movement at all." Are we really going to let those bastards shit and pee on our heads, and we still have to swallow our anger? I'm, at me! God, I really hope that a few meteorites will fall from the sky and hit the country of those clowns. ”

As soon as his words fell, he heard a "bang" from the balcony, and it seemed that something heavy had fallen.

"It's broken, won't the meteorite hit my house?"

Yun Xiaojian was shocked, and hurriedly opened the doors of his room and balcony, and then he saw a white thing lying on the balcony, and it was too dark to see what it was.

He hesitated, and instead of calling his parents who were watching TV in the living room, he turned on the light on the balcony.

"What a beautiful ......"

After seeing what it was, Yun Xiaojian gasped and said two words in a daze.

That's when he saw what it was.

A young girl in a white robe made of unknown material was curled up on the balcony of her house. The skin on the bare neck, forearms and calves was fair and delicate, the little feet without shoes were delicate and beautiful, and the rounded nails exuded a faint luster. And her appearance made Yun Xiaojian lose his soul and was stunned for a while.

It was a long time before he suddenly reacted, and hurriedly squatted down beside the girl, raised her head, brushed away the short maroon hair on her face, and revealed a face like a fairy.

"A two-dimensional beautiful girl? Simulated inflatable dolls? ”

Yun Xiaojian couldn't help pinching his cheeks, and a sharp pain came.

"Pain, pain, pain...... I'm not dreaming.,Why would a beautiful girl fall on the balcony of your house? He thought blankly, but at once, it occurred to him that this girl was unconscious.

He reached under the girl's nose.

Luckily, there was breathing. Not dead people, not inflatable dolls.

Yun Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to get up to call his parents, but after hesitating, he still gave up the idea. A little fairy fell from the sky, who knows if it is a blessing or a curse, it is better not to tell others for the time being.

Thinking of this, he picked up the girl. Her weight was very light, and Yun Xiaojian hugged her very easily, and a heart-warming fragrance suddenly rushed into his nose, making Yun Xiaojian suddenly feel a little uneasy.

But he still has this determination.

Carrying the girl back to his room, after thinking about it, Yun Xiaojian put her on the bed first, took out a new quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the floor on the inside of the bed, and then put the girl on the quilt. In doing so, he was worried that his parents would come and see the girl in bed in the middle of the night.

After arranging everything, he didn't have the heart to watch any more news, so he turned off the computer.

Lying on the bed, he looked sideways at the girl on the floor, and remembered the images from the web novels he usually read.

"Who the hell is she? Fairy? Witch? Ancient people? Woman? Alien? A two-dimensional beautiful girl? ”

Looking at and thinking like this, Yun Xiaojian fell asleep unconsciously......

Early the next morning, Yun Xiaojian woke up in a daze as usual, walked to the bathroom and went to the toilet, and then saw a note left on the coffee table in the living room.

"Xiaojian, in the past three days of May Day, your parents are going to travel to Lijiang, you take care of yourself."

Lijiang? Tourism?

Yun Xiaojian woke up suddenly, and then let out a miserable scream: "Why, why don't you take me to Lijiang, I want to go too...... O parents who slammed the door! ”

He let go of his hand weakly, letting the note fall to the ground.

"Knock on the door...... Miserly...... Stingy...... Immeasurable ......" He looked up in frustration, and then saw a girl dressed in white appear in front of him, with big amber eyes in front of his eyes, looking at him in a daze.

Yun Xiaojian was stunned for a few seconds, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Hell, ......"

He was terrified and tried to run away, only to find that he couldn't move. If you look closely, the twins of the female ghost are grabbing her arm, and her strength is so great that she can't struggle.

"You...... Can you see me? The girl in white asked curiously. Although she spoke Chinese, her tone was a little strange, and she could barely understand it.

"Oni-sama...... Daisen ...... God, please let me go, I'm not delicious at all, I'll burn high incense for you, yes, burn incense, I'll go out to buy it later, do you want paper money? I know a coffin shop with good paper money, and the latest Iphone4S phone, I will also burn it to you. ”

"You're talking weird!" The girl in white looked at him: "Not only is the tone strange, but the words are also strange. ”

I don't know why, Yun Xiaojian suddenly quieted down. It was only then that he thought that this girl was the same girl he picked up from the balcony last night?

“Hi。”

Yun Xiaojian raised his right hand tremblingly and greeted her.

The girl in white looked at him, then at her own hand, raised her right hand, and followed Yun Xiaojian's appearance: "Hi." Is this a greeting? ”

"You're really not a female ghost?"

"What is a female ghost?"

"So what are you......"

"My name is Syrumis, what about you?"

"Syrumis? Foreigner? That one...... Do you know Icarus? ”

Hiluffis tilted her head and thought, "Sorry, I don't know, does she look like me?" ”

A certain illusion in Yun Xiaojian's heart was suddenly shattered: "Then what are you?" ”

"I'm human. By the way, what is this place? ”

"Xi'an, Xi'an, Shaanxi. Ah, wrong, it shouldn't be said that. Yun Xiaojian cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Hello, welcome to Earth." ”

"Earth?" Hiluffis looked at him blankly.

"Isn't that right? Isn't this how you greet aliens in the movies? Ah, I see, you're from the fairy realm. But it's a pity that this is the era of the end of the law, and there is no one cultivating immortals anymore, but if you have any elixir or something, why don't you give me some. ”

Syrumis seemed to be still thinking about something, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Earth, I remembered. No, why is the earth so backward? ”

Yun Xiaojian looked at her blankly, as if he understood something. He jumped up suddenly, grabbed the wall calendar hanging on the wall and spread it on the ground, and pointed to today's date: "See, May 1, 2012!" ”

"What is this?" Hiluffis looked curiously at the landscape paintings on the ground and a string of strange numbers.

"This is the date, see clearly, the year 2012 ......"

Hiluffis looked up, her eyes blinking twice. Then she lifted her wrist and flicked it on the wrist light brain. Yun Xiaojian next to him saw her peculiar "watch", and his eyes flashed with an inexplicable light.

"July 9th, 4251, that's right."

At this time, Yun Xiaojian had almost understood what was going on.

"Maybe I should congratulate you, you've crossed over."

"Crossing...... What is that? ”

"Crossing is ......@#%......@#¥%@#¥......"

After some explanation, Syrumis sat down on the ground and was silent.

Yun Xiaojian shook his head, took out a can of Coke from the refrigerator, opened it and handed it to her: "I know this kind of thing is difficult for you to accept. But since it's happened, you still have to treat it right. If I'm not mistaken, you should have died in the original world, either by being hit or struck by lightning. Anyway, you are already dead in that world, so it is better to live well in this world. ”

"Yes, you're right, I'm dead anyway, Brother Yun, he will live happily."

"Hey, we've just met, don't call me so intimate."

"I didn't call you, I mean Brother Yun."

"My surname is Yun...... But no one has ever called me that, and it's a good thing to hear. ”

"Your surname is Yun?"

Somehow, Syrumis suddenly had some affection for the young man in front of her, perhaps because he was the first person she knew in this world, or maybe because he was also surnamed Yun.

"That's right, my name is Yun Xiaojian. Miss Syrumis, it's a pleasure to meet you. ”

"Hello."

The two hands that belong to the staggered time and space are tightly clasped together.

"Wow...... It hurts! ”

Yun Xiaojian hurriedly broke free, looked at his red and painful right hand, and complained, "You can't be a little harder." ”

Syrophys said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so weak. Haven't you practiced martial arts? ”

"Martial arts? Although there are a lot of martial arts halls, I don't think many of them are real, they are all just shows. If those were true, we Chinese would have dominated the world long ago...... Ah, I see, the martial arts you practice are different from the ones I know, that ...... What kind of martial arts can you teach me? ”

Thinking of the magical martial arts in those novels, Yun Xiaojian's eyes suddenly lit up.

"There's nothing wrong with this, but I'm practicing the Dragon Slaying Society's exercises, and although the power is good, I have to suffer a lot at the beginning."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of pain, just come on!" Yun Xiaojian said fearlessly.

Five minutes later......

"Stop, don't, please don't torture me!"

Yun Xiaojian fell to the ground, his limbs twitching constantly, his face snot and tears, moaning in pain.

"It looks like you won't be able to learn this exercise." Hiluffis looked at him with pity, thought about it, put her right hand on his shoulder, and the warm inner breath poured in, and for a moment he did not feel pain, but warm and comfortable.

Yun Xiaojian looked at her in a daze: "When you first learned this kung fu, you also came here like this?" ”

Syrumis thought back and nodded, "yes, it was much more painful than this." ”

The corners of Yun Xiaojian's mouth twitched: "Then how long did it take you to get started?" ”

"About three years."

Yun Xiaojian was stunned, and immediately dispelled his intention to learn this exercise: "Then do you have any other exercises, I mean that getting started doesn't need to be so painful." ”

"Well, there is."

"Then if you don't say it earlier, I will suffer in vain."

Hiluffis smiled apologetically, then touched it from the space necklace and took out a book of exercises that Yun Yi had collected and handed it to him.

"Innate skill?" Yun Xiaojian felt as if he had been tricked by this beautiful girl, and he said angrily: "I'm not Wang Chongyang, why are you giving me innate skills?" ”

"Wang Chongyang?" Xi Lu Fes looked at him puzzled: "This kung fu cultivation method is very simple, and it is stable and will not go crazy, the increase in the human body is also good, the cultivation speed is not fast or slow, no matter how poor the talent is, people can also enter the innate power, so it is called innate gong." ”

Yun Xiaojian saw that she was serious, not like she was lying, and opened the exercises in disbelief.

Ten minutes......

Thirty minutes......

An hour......

"Good!"

Yun Xiaojian stood up suddenly, and after drinking, his eyes closed slightly, only to see two white gases slowly erupting from his nostrils, and he inhaled them again. When I opened my eyes again, there were two flashes of light in my eyes.

Hiluffis looked at him in surprise: "First level, so fast?" ”

"Aha, I'm really a genius! Could it be that I am the legendary son of the plane, the protagonist template? Yun Xiaojian felt the magic of inner breath while narcissistically guessing.

"By the way, how long does it take to practice this kung fu before it can blow up a planet with one punch?"

Hearing Yun Xiaojian's ambitious words, Xilu Feisi was stunned: "Cultivate for 10,000 years...... Maybe. ”

"Puff"

Yun Xiaojian got up from the ground and said bitterly, "Then what can this exercise do?" ”

"There are many benefits, increase strength, develop the mind, improve agility, enhance immunity......"

"Stop, how is it like an advertisement, is there still a breath to go up to the sixth floor without panting?"

"Uh...... It is also possible to fly higher-level mechs. ”

"Mecha!"

Yun Xiaojian suddenly exclaimed in a pitch-changing voice, his eyes widened, and he said in a trembling voice: "You...... What did you just say? ”

"Mecha!"

"Mecha, is that the one?" He reached out and pointed to a place in the room.

Silopher was stunned, and her gaze crossed Yun Xiaojian to the desk in the room behind him. Next to the antique "light brain", there are several beautiful looking miniature mecha plastic models......