Chapter 175: Storytelling
The cry over there was getting louder and louder, and Urina couldn't bear it after all, so she stomped her feet, turned around and left, and when she came back, she was already holding the pear blossom in her arms that was already crying.
Xiaolan was still crying, Jiang Ping hurriedly coaxed: "Xiaolan is good, Xiaolan don't cry, isn't Dad here, Dad will tell you about Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, okay." ”
Finally, Xiaolan's crying gradually stopped, and when she heard his words, she couldn't help but burst into laughter again, but she was still choking, and she couldn't stop shouting: "Mom is bad, Mom doesn't allow Xiaolan to see Dad, Mom is a big villain!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Okay, mom is a big villain!" Xiaolan is good, Dad told Xiaolan that Sun Wukong is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace! ”
"Good!" Xiaolan clapped her hands again and said happily.
Jiang Ping then talked and said: "Last time, I said that Sun Wukong stole the peach in the peach orchard, and the good peach will be spoiled by him, the Jade Emperor was angry and sent all kinds of immortals, and the heavenly soldiers and generals wanted to arrest it and ask for the crime, and Sun Wukong fought with these immortals, the heavenly soldiers and generals, these immortals, the heavenly soldiers and generals were not opponents, they were beaten to the ground, and fled ...... wasteland."
"Sun Wukong held a golden hoop stick, killed all the way to the palace, and came to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor was frightened, and hurriedly shouted, 'Go and invite the Buddha of the West Heaven-'"
Xiaolan grinned and asked, "Dad, who is the Buddha of the West Heaven, is he very powerful?" ”
Jiang Ping said: "The Buddha of the West Heaven is the Buddha of the West Heaven Elysian Realm, he has vast magical powers and boundless mana. It's amazing. ”
Xiaolan asked again: "Is that more powerful than Sun Wukong?" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Of course, the Buddha has great powers. The mana is boundless, and Sun Wukong is not an opponent. After the Jade Emperor invited him, he asked Sun Wukong why he wanted to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and disturb the order of the Heavenly Court, and Sun Wukong said to him, 'The emperor takes turns to sit, come to my house this year', why does he Jade Emperor Lao'er occupy the emperor's throne, this emperor's throne, it is time for my grandson to sit! ”
Hear here. Xiaolan shouted: "Yes, Sun Wukong can't be the emperor for anything, why should he let the Jade Emperor Lao'er occupy the position of the emperor!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "If the Buddha comes to ask Sun Wukong, what ability do you have, you can be the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong said, I have seventy-two changes, I can turn somersault clouds, a somersault is 108,000 miles." Why can't you be this Jade Emperor! ”
"If the Buddha came to the Buddha, he smiled and said, a somersault can turn 108,000 miles, but I don't believe it, why don't we make a bet. If you can turn out the palm of my hand with a somersault, even if you win, I can call the shots. Let you be this Jade Emperor, if you lose. Just don't make any more trouble, you see. ”
Sun Wukong listened. But if you are angry and turn out the palm of his hand, even if you win? Isn't this obviously underestimating people, I can turn over 108,000 miles with a somersault, can't I turn over the palm of your hand! Immediately, he agreed, and said that he could not go back, and the Buddha was also full of confidence, and even said that his family would not regret it. ”
Sun Wukong didn't say much, and immediately changed his body shape, turned into a villain, jumped onto the palm of the other party, and shouted loudly, if you come to Lao'er, you can see clearly, Lao Sun's somersault cloud is about to turn over, and the Buddha just laughed and didn't say anything.
Sun Wukong immediately jumped in shape, turned up the somersault cloud, for a while only saw the wind galloping, the wind and clouds changed, and when his somersault cloud was finished, when he stopped his body, he saw that all around were auspicious clouds, no people, in front of which stood five huge pillars, straight into the clouds. He thought to himself, could it be that my somersault cloud has reached the edge of the sky, and these five stone pillars are the legendary pillars that support the sky! ”
He was secretly happy in his heart, no matter what, this bet was won, and this Jade Emperor and Sun Wukong were decided. In order to be afraid that the other party would regret it, he specially wrote a line of words 'Monkey King came here to visit' under one of the stone pillars, and sprinkled a soak of urine as proof. ”
After doing this, he jumped again, turned a somersault cloud back, and when he returned, he saw that the Buddha was still waiting for him at the Nantianmen. As soon as they met, Sun Wukong shouted and said, as soon as he turned over this somersault cloud, let alone turned out of the palm of the other party's hand, he had already reached the edge of the sky, and he also carved words on the stone pillar on the edge of the sky, peeing, don't want to play tricks on the other party! ”
Hearing this, Xiaolan shouted happily: "It's okay now, if the Buddha has nothing to say, it's time to let Sun Wukong be the Jade Emperor!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Xiaolan, you guessed wrong. ”
Xiaolan said puzzledly: "Isn't Sun Wukong already a somersault cloud, turning to the edge of the sky, why is it not considered to win, is it that the Buddha's words don't count, and he wants to repay the debt!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "You listen to me." At that time, the Buddha smiled and did not speak, but just stretched out the palm of his hand and said to the other party, look! Sun Wukong was puzzled, looked towards the palm of the other party's hand, and then saw that on the other party's middle finger, there was a line of words engraved 'Sun Wukong came here to visit', looking at the handwriting, it was clearly what he wrote, and from the root of the finger, there was a smell of monkey urine, and he smelled it as soon as he smelled it, it was his own pee. ”
"Ahh Hearing this, Xiaolan couldn't help but be shocked, her big eyes flickered, and she shouted: "Could it be that the five stone pillars that Sun Wukong saw in the sky just now are the five fingers of the Buddha!" ”
Jiang Ping smiled and said: "Xiaolan is so smart, that's right, the five pillars that Sun Wukong saw just now are actually the five fingers of the Buddha, and Sun Wukong's somersault really didn't turn out the palm of the other party's hand." ”
"Sun Wukong was also stunned, secretly said that this old man is really powerful, and his mana is boundless, but I didn't expect a somersault cloud of my old grandson to not turn out his palm, this old man is so powerful, I am not his opponent, it is better to slip away as soon as possible!"
"Immediately he didn't say a word, he was about to turn around and run away, at this time I saw the Buddha's palm suddenly turned over, suddenly the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were not bright, a huge five-fingered mountain pressed towards Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong wanted to escape, but he couldn't escape, and he was firmly pressed under the mountain by the five-finger mountain, unable to move."
"Seeing Sun Wukong being subdued, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, and immediately set up a feast to invite the Buddha, and all the gods and goddesses also smiled one by one to celebrate the victory, and poor Sun Wukong was just pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, unable to move, eating and drinking dew every day, so miserable!"
"Woo-woo-"
Hearing this, Xiao Nizi couldn't help crying, wiping her tears, and choked up: "Sun Wukong is so pitiful, those immortals are all bad people!" ”
After crying for a while, Xiaolan begged again: "Dad, Sun Wukong is so pitiful, can you go and rescue it, okay?" ”
Jiang Ping smiled bitterly and said: "This, Sun Wukong was suppressed by Wuzhi Mountain, and Dad can't save it, but there is still someone who can save it." ”
Xiaolan's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she asked again: "Is there anyone else who can save Sun Wukong, who is he, so tell him to hurry up and save Sun Wukong?" ”
Jiang Ping said: "That person, it's Tang Seng, and only he can be Sun Wukong!" ”
Xiaolan said: "Tang Seng? Who is Tang Seng, can he save Sun Wukong, what happened to Sun Wukong, Dad, tell Xiaolan quickly. ”
Jiang Ping said: "Later, it's a long story, and Dad will tell you about it in the future, now you go and tell Mom, tell Mom not to be angry, and ask her to answer the phone." ”
Xiaolan shook her head like a rattle, and said coquettishly: "No, no, I'm going to listen, what happened to Sun Wukong, Dad, tell me quickly!" ”
Jiang Ping bluffed his face and said, "Xiaolan is obedient, obedient, your father is not happy like this, but he doesn't like you!" ”
Xiaolan still shook her head and shouted no, at this time Wu Rina came over, picked each other up, and said: "Xiao Lan, go and play with Aunt Wu Rina to find Xiao Yuyu, okay, the little fish are cute, they are all swimming around in the pond, and they are clamoring to say why Xiao Lan hasn't come yet, they want Xiao Lan to play with them!" ”
"Really!"
Xiaolan jumped up, clapped her hands and said, "I'm going to play with the little fish, they're waiting for me!" ”
As he walked, he turned back and waved his hand to the screen, and shouted in a childish voice: "Dad see you again, Xiaolan is going to play with the little fish." ”
"Go, go." Jiang Ping said.
After Xiaolan left, Jiang Ping said, "Brenda, come out, I know that you are here." ”
After a while, Brenda appeared on the screen, still with a tense face and an unkind look, and said, "What else do you have to say, I said, if it weren't for watching Xiaolan crying pitifully, I wouldn't let you see her again!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Brenda, don't be willful anymore, what do you say you want to forgive me." ”
Brenda tightened her face and didn't speak.
Jiang Ping said: "It seems that this is the only way." ”
Brenda glared at him and asked, "What's the only way?" ”
Jiang Ping said: "When the time comes, you go first, I'll stay, and I'll look for you later." ”
Brenda's face changed, and he said hatefully: "You, you are really ruthless!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Why am I ruthless? ”
Brenda said: "You still don't say that you are ruthless, for the sake of you and that woman's child, even Xiaolan has left it alone, this is not ruthlessness!" ”
Jiang Ping said: "Nonsense, how could I ignore Xiaolan, I said, I will definitely go to you later." If you're not at ease, or you stay, that's fine. ”
Brenda said categorically: "Don't think about it, I will definitely go with the clan, and Xiaolan!" (To be continued......)