As soon as I heard this, I immediately said impatiently: "Don't fool me, I am really so easy to deceive like a three-year-old child?" ”

Li Dalang shook his head and said with emotion: "Manly man, it is impossible to lie, it is impossible to lie in this life." Someone really wants to kill you, and we are worried that something will go wrong with you halfway, so we have to join the Heaven and Earth Gate to hide your strength. Don't worry, young man, instead of hurting you, we'll protect you. ”

Yun Mozi hurriedly said to me: "Brother Cheng, don't believe them. These guys lie every day, and their words are as unbelievable as the barbecue made by Mrs. Aaron next door to my dormitory last month. For God's sake, don't trust them, or I'll kick your potentially hemorrhoidal ass with my chili sauce shoes last Wednesday. ”

"Huh? Why is the way of speaking so Western? Why does the way you speak suddenly give me the feeling that I am reading European and American books? ”

"I want to keep up with the pace of society."

I was about to speak, but Yun Mozi's body couldn't help but scold Yun Mozi: "You stupid guy, do we seem to be the ones who will bully Jiang Cheng?" Look at you, you look like a dog, and you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth. If I looked as ugly as you, I would have been hiding at home and wouldn't dare to come out and be embarrassed, and you would dare to bark in front of us! ”

Yun Mozi said impatiently: "Grass, your mother, I look exactly like you!" ”

"That's different, I have a scar here."

Obviously, neither of us wanted to listen to Yun Mozi, so we just ignored their words. Cao Da smiled at me and whispered, "See you tonight." ”

I said coldly, "Tell me first, who is going to kill me." ”

He didn't answer me at all, just turned around and left, waving his hand at me in a chic manner.

Yun Mozi looked at their backs and said angrily: "Brother Cheng, this group of guys is really too much. They are simply no one in their eyes, they are unbearable, as long as you say a word, I will cut off their heads now and help you vent your anger! ”

I turned my head to look at Yun Mozi and said seriously: "Don't go, you're so awesome, I'm afraid you'll beat them so much that you don't even know your parents." ”

"Okay, Brother Cheng, can I go to dinner together tonight? I want to see the Lord of Chaos, the young lady in a fluttering little skirt. ”

"You stay home."

"Oh."

I went back to the dormitory, settled Yun Mozi, and then stored the poison needle in the divine ring, so as not to encounter danger tonight, and then there would be no chance to resist.

When I got everything ready, the sky was pretty much dark. I came to the residence of our Lord of Chaos, a single-family manor in the middle of nowhere.

As soon as I knocked on the door, the door opened. I saw that the Lord of Chaos was wearing a dress, the neckline was open very low, and the skirt was very short. To my surprise, there was no tail behind her, and I couldn't help but ask, "What about your tail?" ”

She said nonchalantly: "I heard about you in the office, and after knowing that you don't have a tail, I thought that you might be hiding your tail and thinking that the tail is not good-looking, so I hid my own tail as well." ”

I sighed, nodded, and walked into the room. The Lord of Chaos, this girl, sure enough, still wanted to tease me, and as soon as I came in, she couldn't wait to turn around in front of me, and said with a smile: "How is it, do I look good in this dress?" ”

I said helplessly, "I'm not interested, I'm really embarrassed." Anyway, can you not always think about molesting me, you see that I am not good-looking, and my "sexual" personality is not good, I really don't understand why you should like me. ”

The Lord of Chaos sighed, "I wonder too, maybe it's because you have something attractive about you. Maybe one day, I'll figure out what this is. ”

"I don't want you to know."

I was about to speak harshly to the Lord of Chaos when the doorbell rang again. The Lord of Chaos smiled at me and went to open the door.

It's a group of dead heavens.

It's a fucking death group!

Jiang Erqian was wearing a simple dress and smiled at us, this is very good, this is very polite, but are the other people sick in the brain!

Cao Da was dressed in pitch-black, and he also dyed his hair blood-red, painted black eyeshadow at the same time, painted his mouth black, and put two lip studs on it.

Yun Mozi, on the other hand, was holding a tattered doll and a blood-dripping fruit knife in his hand. I don't know what kind of madness this guy's brain is pumping, and he actually sewed his mouth with needles and threads!

As for Li Dalang, this guy came directly in a pair of swim trunks and a surfboard, I really don't understand what he was thinking.

The Lord of Chaos couldn't understand these strange thoughts for a moment, she smiled awkwardly and said, "Your dress...... It's chic. ”

Cao Da shook his hair and said lightly: "The style of the couple, you don't have to ask." Even if it's just porridge, it has nothing to do with you. ”

Yun Mozi just couldn't say anything, so angry that I snatched his fruit knife and cut off the needle and thread on his lips. He said embarrassedly: "I can't talk like this, it feels weird......"

"You guys, come in......," I said helplessly, "I guess the meal is ready." ”

I saw Cao Da walk to the dining table, he sat down with a big grin, picked up the wine bottle and took a big sip, and said lightly: "For men, wine is the best meal." I've ever drunk the strongest liquor, and I've let go of my hands that shouldn't have been. There will be no turning back, and there will be no compromise. ”

"Hehe, what an interesting thing you are talking about...... Lord of Chaos sat on the main seat, then raised his wine glass and said to me softly, "Jiang Cheng, congratulations on passing the assessment and becoming the champion of this promotion competition." ”

I nodded and said softly, "Thanks to your help this time, otherwise I might not have been able to pass the first level." By the way, you said that I was placed in your group, can you briefly explain the situation? ”

The Lord of Chaos said in a deep voice: "That's right, my group is the strongest team in the Heaven and Earth Gate, and the others have no chance to come in at all." If you want to join my team, you can't do it unless you make great achievements for the Heaven and Earth Gate. But you are different, you are the apprentice of Elder Taishang. Asking you to join my team is also what Elder Taishang meant, he seems to want you to temper yourself well with me, and if you can make a great contribution, he will give you benefits. ”

I snorted, it seems that Elder Taishang is still not very comfortable with me, and plans to let me practice here for a while first.

I asked curiously, "What is the situation of your team?" ”

"Qing Jun's side, this is the name of my group......" The eyes of the Lord of Chaos showed a hint of domineering, and she said coldly, "The Great Zhou Dynasty is enough to rank in the top fifty in the first layer of the Flood Desolation Realm!" Our land is vast, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the grain is abundant. It's just that in the Great Zhou Dynasty, there is still a group of damn moths, or a group of livestock that are always thinking of imitation. The task of my Qingjun side is to keep me safe. Life is the person of the Great Zhou, and death is the soul of the Great Zhou! ”

I whispered, "To put it simply, although we are the organization of the Heaven and Earth Gate, we are doing things for the Great Zhou Dynasty, right? ”

"That's right, the first emperor is unfortunate and died hundreds of years ago......," the Lord of Chaos gritted his teeth and said, "The new emperor is only four hundred and twenty years old, and his strength has not even reached the sixth level of the Heavenly Immortal. Under these circumstances, the kings with different surnames of the Great Zhou Dynasty started up with a thief's heart, taking advantage of the high mountain and the emperor's distance, to act recklessly in their own territory. On the side of my Qing monarch, I have beheaded the heads of seven kings with different surnames and twenty-five rebel leaders, and hung them in the capital of the dynasty to escort the Great Zhou Dynasty. Jiang Cheng, you have the honor to join the Qing Jun side today, why don't you join me to shed your blood for the Great Zhou Dynasty and carry forward the name of my Great Zhou! ”

Throwing his head and spilling blood for the Great Zhou Dynasty?

To be honest, I hesitated.

Because I'm not interested in the Great Zhou Dynasty!

I was about to speak, but Yun Mozi said seriously: "You lift your skirt and give us a look for a while, and we will promise you!" ”

The Lord of Chaos was stunned for a moment, and she subconsciously said, "This is naturally no problem, but is this good?" After all, you are a group of men, if it gets out, what if no one wants you in the future? ”

"It's okay, it's okay......" Cao Da hurriedly said, "Don't waste time, take it off!" ”

The Lord of Chaos glanced at Cao Da in confusion, then grabbed the belt of his clothes, and with a slight tug, the clothes suddenly floated up......