Chapter Eighty-Four: Washing the Dishes, Sweeping the Floor, and Picking Up Big Dung
It's coming!
Even if I'm from Jiang Mei's side, I think Jiang Mei is really messed up. This is simply not a way for the people on His Royal Highness the Prince's side to live, what kind of Fire De Xingjun Great Spirit Pill, is there such a whole person to play!
I think Huo De Xingjun is definitely unwilling to carry this pot!
Even if he gave Huo De Xingjun five yuan, he would definitely not carry this pot!
Not to mention five dollars, it is estimated that even if you give six dollars and five cents, you will not be happy!
"You...... You ......" The prince finally did not reach the level of retardation, he began to suspect that he had been deceived, gritted his teeth and said, "You are a witch at all, you are already cheating!" No, I'm going to the elders to judge you for cheating! ”
Jiang Mei was surprised: "If I use Dao Technique, you all have to fix me?" Your Royal Highness the Prince. If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, how can you do this? ”
The prince roared, "You wait for me!" ”
After that, the prince directly led the people to turn around and run, and we laughed.
Dongfang Qingyun was a little worried about this. He asked Jiang Mei, "It's going to be okay, right?" ”
Jiang Mei smiled: "Don't be afraid of him, we are not easy to mess with, why bother him nonsense." ”
Dongfang Qingyun nodded thoughtfully, and we continued to build the wall. Prepare for the next defense.
"Make a fire, cook."
At this time, Jiang Mei shouted, everyone was a little hesitant, Zhang Ba couldn't help but say: "We are downstream, in case the enemy poisons......"
Jiang Mei smiled: "It's okay, I want water to find Jiang Cheng." ”
"Looking for me?"
I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted.
Oh, yes.
I'm a man with water attributes, as long as everyone is with me, will I still worry about not having water to cook?
I laughed out loud and immediately switched the water properties to help everyone start cooking on the fire. When people saw me in this situation, they were amazed.
In the afternoon, what Dongfang Qingyun was worried about finally happened.
We had just finished eating and were resting when we heard the sound of horses' hooves. Everyone followed the prestige, and they all subconsciously prepared for it, but when they saw that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the Great Elder of the Congress were coming towards us, the Great Elder of the Congress raised his hand and said seriously: "Don't do it, I'm here for a meeting!" ”
Jiang Mei waved her hand, and everyone suddenly stopped maintaining an offensive posture. Let these two men into our camp.
"The Great Elder has arrived, I am really disappointed to welcome ......," Jiang Mei smiled, "Why don't you say it in advance, I can also go to greet it." ”
The Grand Elder waved his hand and said, "You are at war, so naturally I don't want to trouble you." This one...... Jiang Mei, please borrow a step from me to talk. ”
Jiang Mei shrugged her shoulders and followed the Grand Elder into the tent, and I followed closely behind.
After everyone came in, the Grand Elder of the Congress said seriously: "Jiang Mei, I heard from the prince that you used strange weapons in the war, and this is something we must not allow. ”
"No...... Jiang Mei said in surprise, "How can I use strange weapons, what I use is clearly Dao Technique." ”
The prince was suddenly angry, he slapped the table and shouted: "This is not Taoism at all, I am also well-informed in the palace, how can you be regarded as Taoism here." Great Elder, if I'm not mistaken, the ...... Jiang Mei used Most likely the legendary gunfire! ”
"Gunfire!?"
The Great Elder of the Congress couldn't help but change his face drastically, and said in shock: "This is something we absolutely do not allow!" A battle between Taoist priests. It should be the collision of Dao and Dao, you are cheating! ”
Jiang Mei shrugged her shoulders and said, "Aren't you guys messing around here?" Is that what kind of Dao technique we use in the future, you will be slandered as gunfire? ”
The Great Elder of the Congress frowned and said, "Then let's do it, you can hand over your Fire De Star Monarch Great Spirit Pill to show me." ”
Jiang Mei snorted coldly: "Ate it." ”
"Eaten?" The prince said angrily. "Aren't there three more? You obviously said that the Fire De Xingjun Great Spirit Pill can't be bitten, you have to lick it every day! ”
Jiang Mei said solemnly: "Yes, lick it clean for us." After all, those in my army are all brothers and sisters to me. So we each licked it and it was clean. ”
"I'll go ......," muttered the prince, "that's disgusting, isn't it?" Wouldn't that last person want to lick something that more than 10,000 people have licked? ”
Jiang Mei smiled and said, "We are all a family, and we will not dislike our own people." ”
The Grand Elder of the Congress frowned and said, "I think you are clearly talking nonsense, in order to prevent you from messing around, we have decided to find all the elders to study it together." If you use a weapon that we identify as gunfire, you will be immediately disqualified! This is final and irrevocable. The war of the Taoist priests is sacred, and you must use the Taoist art to win this war to be effective! ”
Jiang Mei shrugged her shoulders and said, "You are the Great Elder of the Congress, what you say is what you say." ”
The Grand Elder of the Congress snorted coldly, and the crown prince's face was suddenly full of joy, as if he had won a battle. He took with him the Grand Elders of Congress. Swaggering ahead, and when he got out of the tent, he happened to bump into a figure!
"Bang!"
I saw that the man was stumbled by the sudden prince, but he quickly stood firm. I took a look. only to find out that this person turned out to be Zhang Ba. The reason why he stumbled was because he still had two buckets in his hands, and the buckets were full of dung.
I was moved for a while, Zhang Ba was really down-to-earth, and even took the initiative to help the soldiers dump dung.
The prince saw the two buckets in Zhang Ba's hands, he frowned and said, "Your mother, you don't have long eyes when you walk, do you know who I am!" ”
Zhang Ba nodded and said, "I know." You are the crown prince. ”
"Kneel down for me immediately and admit my mistakes......," the prince snorted coldly, "If you kneel down and eat a bucket of dung, this matter will be settled!" ”
Zhang Ba thought about it, shook his head and said, "If you don't eat it, you have to eat it." ”
"What did you say!"
The prince suddenly trembled with anger, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you guys are all pretty awesome here, you wait." Lao Tzu will bring someone to kill you later, and then the first one will hack you to death! ”
"Puff haha......" At this moment, Hong Kang, who was sweeping the floor on the side, suddenly couldn't help laughing, "Zhang Ba, he said he was going to kill you!" ”
Zhang Ba glanced at the crown prince. Nodding his head, he said, "Okay." ”
"What are you laughing at, you sweeper......" The prince pointed to Hong Kang's nose and said angrily, "Lao Tzu will kill you for the second time!" ”
After that, he walked out of our barracks in anger, and when he was leaving, he happened to see Jiang Wei washing the dishes, Jiang Wei was seriously brushing the dishes without noticing him, and accidentally splashed the dishwashing water on the prince's lap.
The prince was so angry that he jumped up directly. Furious: "Grass fuck, you are blind! ”
"Huh?"
Jiang Wei raised his head in confusion, and subconsciously said, "It turned out to be Mr. Prince, I was washing the dishes just now." I didn't see you. ”
The crown prince said irritably: "You won't call me Your Highness?" ”
Jiang Wei was puzzled: "Huh? Am I doing something wrong? ”
"You're sick, you're all fucking sick......," the prince stomped his foot in anger, pointing at us and angrily. Lao Tzu will bring someone over in the afternoon, and when the time comes, the three of you will come out for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will beat the three of you one by one! Damn, Jiang Mei, if you don't dare to push these three out, I'll let the royal iron riders step down here! ”
Jiang Mei was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, it's okay, no problem." ”
The prince thought that Jiang Mei was afraid, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, the one who washes the dishes, the one who sweeps the floor and the one who picks up the dung, you wait for the prince to come over in the afternoon to take your dog's life!" ”
With that, he mounted his luxurious war horse and walked away without looking back.
Jiang Mei scratched her head, and she asked me, "If I heard correctly, just now the prince said that he wanted to fight the sect master of the Dao Fa Sect alone, the sect master of the Zhengyi sect and the first sword in the world?" ”
I nodded: "Well, you heard me right. I said you three big guys, seniors, you don't sit and rest in the barracks, what are you doing when you run out to do all this rough work, look at the prince who makes a fuss. ”
Jiang Wei brushed the bowl and muttered: "We discussed it just now, middle-aged and elderly people like us don't have much time to sleep, let's do more, you young people can sleep more." As a result, this is inexplicable, and the prince sent it to the door himself......"