After two parents like a week, and half a month of cave life, I have fully accepted the strange and tragic reality that Yang Xiaolan is a pro-daughter neurotic, and she does things completely out of common sense. When facing me, he has always had an angry and class enemy attitude.

However, when she came to stop me with a sweaty face and a frowning brow, she startled me again.

My first reaction was that she was playing some conspiracy again, but seeing her holding her stomach and looking like she was about to die, I finally realized that she might be sick and the second was still seriously ill.

I was thirteen years old at the time, and I had just started to change my voice, and the inside of my crotch began to grow. It stands to reason that the children in the mountains have no knowledge of physiology and hygiene at all, but my father Chen Zhili is a barefoot doctor, and the influence of this family has accumulated over time, and I have entered the doorway, and I saw that her face was pale, nauseous, vomiting, chills all over her body, and she collapsed in severe pain. I knew that she was suffering from menstrual cramps.

Menstrual cramps, almost as girls will have experienced, down to girls of the same age as her, up to a large group of aunts who have children, there will be, this pro-thing is very subjective, but she is like this, compared to all those who come to stop my father from seeing the disease. It's all going to be amazing.

The first thing I thought about in my mind was not anything else, but the old man in Mai had been walking for several days, in this Guanyin Cave, except for Yang Xiaolazy, there were only a bunch of zombies left that would not arrive without a spell, could it be that God favored, the day when I Chen Erdan regained my freedom is finally coming?

From the first day I fell into the hands of my opponent, I was thinking about how to escape from the clutches of this wicked man, but when the opportunity came, I just went around in my head and got busy.

I kept boiling, boiling water, brewing brown sugar, and then with Yang Xiaolazi's consent. Massage her lower abdomen, constantly relieve the tense muscles on both sides, and also pass the Guò calming Tao Sutra to relieve her pain. After a busy afternoon, in the evening, her dying appearance was finally relieved, and then she looked up and asked me, "Chen Erdan, why didn't you run just now?" You should know that if you just ran away, I can't stop you......"

I smiled innocently. Scratching his head, he said: "Manly man, I can't leave you alone, besides, such a big mountain, even if I run, can I run there?" ”

"Smack"!

Yang Xiaolazy directly shook a big ear scraper to me, and my head buzzed, I covered my head and face, depressed, it was really a female neurosis, it was fine just now, why did I change my face after a while. However, after beating me, this girl was even more angry than me, struggled to stand up, pointed to the tip of my nose and said, "Chen Erdan, do you know why I look down on you? ”

I shook my head, showing an innocent expression, and Yang Xiao snorted lazily and said: "What I don't like about you the most is that you have a very good character, you are obviously very capable, but you are willing to be a slave, you have no backbone at all, you are a coward!" Where did you go to save your father's spirit that day? ”

I saw that she said with an excited face, and my heart was even more aggrieved - this sister, if you ordered me to stand proudly at the beginning, you would have been able to look down on you, but now maybe I will be buried in the mud, and there will really be a backbone left.

The old ones are murderous, the little ones are moody, and I have to be fucking careful to survive until now?

Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart, but I held my head and didn't say a word. I thought that the irascible Yang Xiaolazy would stand up and punch me and lie down, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't, but I heard a faint voice: "Erdan, do you want to learn acupuncture?" ”

I raised my head and looked at the girl in front of me in surprise, a little unsure of what she meant.

Yang Xiaolazy said expressionlessly: "I have this problem, I have it at the beginning, and later, it hurts more and more, my father used to help me with acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve pain, but this time he was busy blocking things, so he didn't count it as a good day." I've taught you a kind of pro-backup method - if you don't learn it, forget it if you don't learn it. There was no expression on her face, but her tone was too good than before, and I felt a thrill in my heart, I couldn't tell if it was because this beautiful girl's attitude towards me had changed, or because she could learn a craft, so she nodded and agreed.

Seeing that I agreed, I don't know if it was my delusion, I seemed to feel that Yang Xiaolan breathed a sigh of relief, and then our parents sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, and she began to tell me about the art of acupuncture.

The so-called acupuncture is to pierce the needle into the body of the total person at a certain angle, and use acupuncture techniques such as twisting and insertion to stimulate specific parts of the human body, so as to achieve the purpose of treating diseases. This is a craft left by the ancestors, with a very strict and systematic attention, the place of piercing, also called acupuncture points, the human body has 409 pro-acupuncture points, of which 36 are fatal, this pro-thing needs to be firmly remembered, very particular, and the two methods are different, the effect is also different, in addition, whether it is the practice of Taoism, or ordinary martial arts, meditation, qi cultivation, faith cohesion, all have a lot to do with this pro, familiar, it is also very helpful to practice.

Yang Xiaolazy didn't teach me too much, but just explained to me some techniques and related acupuncture point stimulation, but she was still lazy, and she didn't want to take off her clothes, and explained the location of the acupoints with me hand in hand, so she threw me a book, called "Taoist Acupuncture Point Introduction", let me read it myself.

After talking about the kiss paragraph that night, she suddenly laughed and asked me a kiss question: "Erdan, do you know what will happen if you really want to cheat on me this afternoon, or want to escape?" ”

I shook my head and said I didn't know, and I didn't think about this parenting issue, Yang Xiaolazy saw that I was sincere, and I didn't suspect that it was false, so I showed two rows of snow-white teeth, and said slowly: "Sue you, the eldest relatives have been awake all the time, if you really do anything wrong, I'm afraid it's dinner now, you know?" ”

I was scared into a cold sweat, but I pretended to be indifferent and smiled: "I don't have any bad intentions, my eldest son will definitely not eat me." ”

Xu let down his guard, or maybe he hadn't chatted happily with anyone for a long time, Yang Xiaolazy didn't let me go back that day, but pulled me and said something very similar, she sued me, saying that her father is a very powerful person, called the Evil Fu King, have you heard of it? I think back then, the characters on the rivers and lakes were frightened when they heard it, and they were in the limelight for a while, but unfortunately there was always a twilight when the hero was in the twilight, his father practiced once, went mad, lost most of his cultivation, and then in order to recover the cutting force, he began to steal the art of Maoshan Outer Gate, but was discovered and driven out of the sect.

His father has aged so much over the years that he has been running around trying to find a way to get him back to his peak, so that those who look down on him can take a look.

"I know you were scared that day, and thought my father was so vicious, but I tell you, those rat people are not a good thing, they always do some unsightly, have children without asshole business, make a fortune, kill them, not wronged at all, as for innocent mountain people like your father, my father just doesn't want to leak the news, lost his soul for a few days, and when the matter is over, he will put him back - my father is principled, otherwise, you would have died a long time ago!" Yang Xiaolazy is weird on weekdays, but at this moment he said the words in his heart, I only promised, but I was thinking in my heart: "It's like a human life, take it away like this, okay?" ”

Returning the favor, I chatted with Yang Xiaolazy a lot that night, from my strange fate, to the eighteen tribulations, to the comments of the old Taoist in Tsing Yi to me, and some things in the back, I basically explained everything except for the old ghost who was pinched off and not broadcast.

Yang Xiaolan has no interest in anything else, but she asks the most detailed questions about the old man in Tsing Yi and my two relatives - I feel that she has a feeling of admiration for the old man in Tsing Yi, and as for the little white fox and the fat girl, she has no mother since she was a child and is very lonely, she is envious to death.

That night, while our parents were chatting and talking, we fell asleep together, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw her honey-colored lips, as beautiful as a fairy in the sky.

Then, I found myself shamefully wet on my crotch. Dumb and sarcastic.

The old man in Mai came back on the third day, and saw that his daughter had a much more kind attitude towards me, and she also put a silver needle on my arm in a serious manner, which was quite strange, and the two muttered some things, and I saw that the old man in Mai cast a puzzled look at me from time to time. As a result, in the evening, I was just lying on the stone bed after finishing my work, and Mai Lao Dao stopped me and said that he wanted to have a good chat with me. R832