"Sorry, God of War is off work. ,!”

The girl named Eva tilted her head and gave me and Sandora a clean, pure smile that only a "holy woman" who had grown up in the parish and had little contact with the fireworks of the world would have so naturally flowed out. Although what she said may be strange, Eva's expression on her face was still very serious when she said the words "God of War gets off work", and it seemed that she didn't feel anything inconsistent at all, and even the old man Lei next to her had a normal look, just a little regret.

When I prayed, I suddenly heard a system prompt like that, and the god of war also has time off work, and you can give a voice message to the god by reading a specific chapter of the Bible...... These things, which seem to me to be littered with complaints, are not surprising in the eyes of Eva and Ray.

Sandora and I looked at each other with tears and laughter, and after a moment I figured out what it was all about: because we were used to it.

I feel that these things make people cry and laugh because the information related to the gods that I have been exposed to since I was a child says that the gods are serious, rigid, and meticulous, and Sandora will feel that she can't cry and laugh because she knows more gods, most of them are definitely not as unscored, but Eva and Ray in front of me don't have this mindset at all, they have been gods in this world since they were born (I remember hearing it before, 123 came here thousands of years ago), Not only their generation, but even counting up several generations, the impression of the god of war is such a virtue. As a result, the locals have become accustomed to this, and now the locals have taken it as a matter of course that "the god of war is sometimes not online" and "you can voice a message with God when you read aloud in chapter 2 and verse 6 of the Bible", and even as strange as natural phenomena. This does not in any way affect their impression of the gods—on the contrary, the impression that the gods have left on them is the way they are.

It's as if a follower of the Cult of the God of Life would naturally add their name and address after praying......

"Ah, the god of war is off duty......" I said in a vague voice as I looked at the statue of 123, and then suddenly a question popped up, "Oh no. Didn't you just pray to God about the alien spaceship on the Azure Star? Can you get in touch at that time? ”

"Well, I was able to get in touch an hour ago, maybe the God of War suddenly had something so I didn't respond...... The gods once said to me that the power of the gods makes him infallible, so if there is something really important, he will never ignore it, but if it is something that is not too important. Prayer may not be conveyed...... That's about it. Eva said in a crisp voice, bluntly saying everything that was on her mind. I don't know how to beat around the bush at all. Hear her words. I suddenly showed a bright smile: Oh, oh, it's not too important, 123 Your divine power is used in the system's automatic reply?

And that guy with a missing head has already reported the appearance of an alien fleet on his planet, okay? On the occasion of the disappearance of the landlord, Ya didn't think of anything at all? Sure enough, as Monina said, in addition to being more powerful in fighting, Ilson only has the advantage of not being picky when eating?

I silently complained about the food that fell to the ground at that critical moment. Then he looked up and smiled kindly at Eva: "What's that...... Eva, huh? Now we still have a problem: if it is really a very important thing. And your god didn't hear the prayer in time, what should I do? I mean what if. If this happens, don't you have any way to connect with God? ”

I want to confirm how 123, the guy who skipped work during working hours, left a way out for himself.

"Do you mean how to make emergency contact with the gods in special circumstances?" Eva's eyes widened, "There's a way, but there's really no emergency right now, is it?" If such a ritual is to be performed just for the sake of testing, even if the gods do not blame it, it should not be something that believers can do casually: that would disturb the gods too much. ”

I knew that the other party would answer like this, she was different from me, I didn't treat 123 and other members of the Protoss Tiaozi Five-person group as gods for a long time, those guys were a group of three-rubbed people who ate and drank and rubbed the house at home, except for Monina who could also help cook, and Uncle Kense, who was harmless to humans and animals, the rest of them were basically more troublesome than the other, how did you let me put them and gods in a collection? But Eva in front of her, the god of war in her mind is supreme, powerful, wise, benevolent, just, human beings can create positive words that can be placed on the male body I'm afraid she dares to give her god of war a good body, in professional terms to describe her is 123 brainless fans, you let her send harassing text messages to her gods just to satisfy the curiosity of a group of "aliens", it is absolutely impossible.

However, after a strong request from Sandora and me, Old Man Ray relented.

The reason we use is that in order to increase the level of understanding between two different civilizations, it is necessary to start by understanding each other's religious components, and if Eva is willing to contact her god of war in front of us, we are also willing to leave our own religious booklet for the inhabitants of the blue star (I have a lot of jingle Bibles in my space), and if the god of war that the blue star believes in can show enough attraction before our eyes, maybe there will be believers in the god of war in the Fifth Fleet in the future - The first few are generally attractive to Old Man Lei, but the last one is the most irresistible, which is a temptation that no devout believer can resist, so the old man was immediately moved.

And the Fifth Fleet can't stay on this planet for a long time, or even leave in a few days, they don't have much chance to show the power of the god of war in front of me and Sandora, and maybe when the god of war will go to work...... All in all, Old Man Lei didn't want to lose this opportunity, so he nodded to Eva decisively: "Try it, God will understand." Because it's about spreading the truth. ”

Eva looked at her grandfather, looked at us again, bowed her head slightly in prayer, and under the curious gaze of Sandora and I, she took off the golden crown from her head, took off the Bible from her straddle, and carefully tucked the two war relics into a small compartment behind the pulpit, and then churned out of the dark compartment. Pull out a whole bunch of weird stuff.

Then came the moment to witness the miracle, she removed the small golden sword from the altar and replaced it with a black eye-like crest, solemnly put a black princess crown on her head, and then took out some kind of suspicious red liquid and applied it to her lips, and in an instant her temperament changed from a saint to a cult priest, and then she took out a remote control from her pocket. Gently press.

In the midst of the rumbling sound, the statue of the god of war behind the pulpit actually descended. Then a new idol of the god shook the earth and rose up. This statue is about the same size as the statue of the god of war, and it is also lifelike and exquisitely made, but its image is a majestic and noble beautiful girl, and the dark clouds that haunt the statue at first glance are not natural products, so that her body is full of a special temperament that is eerie and even close to terrifying, but this temperament does not make people feel evil. On the contrary, it is full of awe-inspiring majesty. The goddess holds a black dagger in one hand and a shovel in the other...... God reverts!

There must be no shovels in this world. I think so......

I know this girl, but I don't think her face is as cold and stiff as the one on this sculpture. It's a smirk with a black belly all day long, or the smugness after a successful trick-or-treat, and her biggest impression on me is not related to majesty at all, I remember that the strawberry cake she made is a must, and she loves to go shopping to buy beautiful jewelry (although I have never seen her wear it since I bought it), and she can spend the most money in the five members of the Protoss Slivers, followed by Bing Tis......

Eva waited for the new statue to rise and began a new prayer service, which was completely different from the previous prayer - the Bible in her hand was replaced by a large book with a black cover, which she had also taken from the secret compartment behind the pulpit.

Me: "......"

I know what the so-called alternative is......

After a few moments, Eva finished her prayer, made a gesture of listening, and then said to us, "God should have heard and will respond later, and I hope you can make God feel worthy of this additional disturbance." ”

I pulled my lips into an expression that I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and pointed to the idol of Monina behind me: "This is your alternative?" God of War lets his sister answer the phone when he's not at work? ”

"How do you know that the God of Shadows is the sister of the God of War?" Eva immediately noticed something unusually keenly, looked me in the eye and asked, then a look of surprise appeared on her face, "Ah! Could it be that the god of your worldly realm is the god of shadows?! Oh Lord, it's wonderful, it seems that these visitors are the lucky ones who are bathed in the same glory as us...... I really don't know how happy the god of shadows will be to hear your voice from this world......"

No, I think she's probably going to be scared and beat 123 until she gets bruised and swollen before I go home with Sandora.

At this time, my heart suddenly moved, and I had a premonition of cheating, so I asked casually: "Then I have a follow-up question - what if Mo ...... The god of shadows didn't hear your prayers either, so ......"

"God is wise." With a happy look on her face, Ina handed over the remote control in her hand, and I took it and immediately felt unstable under my feet: there were five buttons neatly arranged on it, the first button was marked with a golden giant sword, the second with a black short knife, the third with a golden sun, the fourth with a dragon with teeth and claws, and the fifth with a mosquito next to it.

…… I think the fifth one should want to draw dragonflies, but there is not enough space - it is also possible that there are no dragonflies in this world, so the maker of the remote control can't imagine it.

I poked Sandora in the arm, "Bringing this thing to the Divine Realm is enough for those five guys to be locked up to the ground." ”

“…… I'm afraid it's useless," Sandora shook her head with a smile (and it was not easy for Her Majesty the Queen to show such an expression), "and if they dare to blatantly stand up to each other, that means that this is probably in accordance with the rules...... But I know so many gods, and this gang of Clankling Bells is truly an unprecedented combination. ”

Yes, what kind of purpose did you say that the high-level gods who organized the Dingle Squad in the first place brought these five rare problem elements together? I was able to collect all five of them and toss them into a group. How much revenge does this have for the world?

At this moment, Eva's prayer finally echoed, and I felt that the atmosphere in the whole church suddenly changed, and something quite familiar to me instantly filled the space—as if a certain cook had really come here, and was everywhere. Although Sandora and I were quite familiar with the aura and didn't feel much of it, Eva and Old Man Ray knelt down in front of the idol and whispered something reverently. A moment later, a voice sounded directly in all directions - even giving the illusion of sounding in one's own head: "Eva." I hear your call, you have-ah, confused-uh, what's the matter with you? ”

Sandora looked over with watery eyes and grabbed my hand tightly: the family had already started cooking.

Eva and Old Man Lei remained calm even when they heard strange content mixed in with the "Word of God", as if something like "Ah, confused" was something that this world had been accustomed to for thousands of years. Eva holds a Bible in her hand. Respectfully said, "God, our worldly realm has welcomed visitors from faraway foreign lands. They ......"

"Ahem. It's me. I finally fell silent and interrupted Eva.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but as soon as I finished speaking, I heard a strange movement of pots and pans clanging from some strange place, and then Monina's previous majestic voice suddenly collapsed, turning into the daily weird chirping movement: "Ah! Old? How are you? ”

Eva and Old Man Lei couldn't react in an instant, and even forgot that they should be solemn now, and jumped up almost like an electric shock. It was then that I suddenly realized that I shouldn't have said hello to Monina so quickly. And Monina on the other side may also remember this stubble (or maybe you can see the scene here), but fortunately the latter is ice and snow smart. She immediately changed to that majestic voice and said to her brother's followers, "Eva, I want to talk to the friends you have brought, and now exit the church, close the door, and no one will be allowed to enter." ”

I could see that Eva was full of curiosity, but she still faithfully fulfilled her duty to obey the gods, and exited the main hall with her grandfather with a stomach full of confusion, and when the door of the church slammed shut, I exhaled: "Alright, they are gone." ”

"Well, now I can speak," Monina's voice came this time not from all directions, but from the direction of the idol, "you guys...... Could it be in the world that my brother manages? What's going on? ”

"Looks like the fleet jumped here in the first place," I pulled Sandora to find a cushion nearby and sat down, chatting with Monina, "Where's your brother?" Why did he drop the chain again at this critical moment? ”

"My brother went out on the street to chase the girl," Monina said nonsense, I knew that Ilson was probably not at home - probably being dragged by Uncle Kense, feeding the birds in a nearby park, "I beat him up when I came back, he said that he had received a believer's report, and at that time, he put it aside when he saw that the warning system did not respond, and he didn't say what it was - how could I have thought that he was so brainless, that report was probably about you, right?" ”

"Ah, that's not it." I told my experience here as it is, don't you really say it, the difference between having a communication system and not having a communication system is quite big, although I can still speak when I am forcibly connected with Lin Xue, I always feel a little delayed, and the voice quality is not optimistic, but through the special line of the Protoss, the communication quality has come up, and through Monina's voice, I can even hear the impact of the pots and pans on the opposite side and the sound of the small bubbles that broke into the kitchen and screamed......

Wait, why would theoretically the telepathic communication always have this kind of voiceover?

"Oh, I'm cooking, I'm afraid I'm going to fry it again, and I'm going to use the management terminal now." Monina said naturally. Then a picture popped up in my mind: in the mortal church, many believers were praying sincerely and listening to the teachings of the gods, and in the divine realm, their gods were walking around the stove with aprons, stir-frying and telling the believers about the truth, and there was an iPad in the cupboard in front of the gods......

Suddenly, I feel like once I accept such a setting, it's also very emotional!

"Alright, I'm done with the business at hand," at this moment there was a sound of a spatula from Monina's side, and the protest of the little bubbles who came over to steal something to eat but were taken away by the adults, "Phew, this is really good news, I finally know where you are, so you can be back soon—the crowd here is dying of worry...... Avena, you're running out of soy sauce! ”

Avena's ethereal voice seemed to come from far away (because the kitchen at home was really big): "Oh, I know, Mai Diwen has already gone out to buy it—hmm, who have you been talking to just now?" ”

"Your master."

As soon as Monina's words fell, I began to count down, and in the moment of counting from three to one, a thumping sound sounded as promised, and then the voice of the ghost maid resounded throughout the church: "Master?!" Master!! You've got in touch with the host!? Master, where are you? Didn't get hurt, did you? The hostess is there too, right? Are you all okay? Have you eaten dinner? I heard that the master is trapped in the otherworldly realm, is it really okay? There are no enemies there, right? By the way, the host, the family ate ...... at night"

"Stop!" I hurriedly shouted to stop Avena from speaking, and looked at the Queen's eyes beside me, "Sandora is still hungry, don't talk about such irritating things." Sandora, bear with me, we'll have dinner later......"

Shandora smacked her lips: "But Ah Jun, I'm really hungry...... Why don't you go home now, anyway, you already know which world the Dao is, so it's okay to teleport back directly, right? ”

I thought about it, and it seemed that there was really no problem with going back now: the only problem of blocking the positioning of the fleet had actually been solved after confirming the patron saint of this worldly realm, but just as I was thinking this, another voice suddenly sounded in the church:

"Wood, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave that world for the time being......"

It's the eldest lady, she came out of the coffin? (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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