(Cat flutter Chinese) "It's so easy to kill one"

"What do you know, Jiang Cheng is playing cards with an uneasy routine"

"I watch the schools on TV are very powerful, why do they seem so vulgar here"

People were all talking, and Na Yuanhai coughed and said softly: "We have to be reasonable, we have long heard Taoism chic and uninhibited, is it possible to say foul words is your character I think, uneducated and personality are different." 【】”

I nodded, "I think so too." Go on, what do you want to influence with good thoughts?"

"This," Yuan Hai thought for a moment, "to influence the ghosts here and let them go to the Extreme World." ”

I said seriously, "We're pretty much the same." ”

Yuan Hai immediately said: "How can it be almost, we have already heard your plan, the Heavenly Dao Sect is actually preparing to sell all the female ghosts to Wulou as a tool for the rich." Such shameless behavior, dare you do the same."

I said seriously: "Have you ever snapped?"

"Ahh

Yuanhai hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "No." ”

"That's it," I said seriously, "Papapa, it's more extreme than the polar world, don't you know?"

"How is this possible?"

Yuan Hai said seriously: "I don't want to discuss such vulgar things more, we will have a relationship." Those female ghosts have no relationship with the rich, why do you think they are fast?"

"Zi is not a fish, you know the fish," I said indifferently.

Yuan Hai said calmly: "I will return this sentence to you as it is." ”

"Good"

The people of Wanyuan Sect couldn't help but cheer, but I didn't care, and said slowly: "I'm different from you, I have endured the painful life of a virgin, and I have also experienced the extreme world of popping. That is, I have a say. But you have a good saying, and if you haven't experienced it, you're not qualified to speak. What qualifications do you have as a virgin to comment on papapahe, virgin hey, monk baye."

Yuanhai was speechless for a while, but at this moment, Nicholas Al Madi suddenly spoke: "I experienced before I became a monk, coveting women is a depraved behavior, and I will never touch women from now on." ”

I nodded, "Then I ask you, if everyone does what you think, how will humans reproduce?"

"If you can become a Buddha, why do you care about giving birth to human beings"

"Do you mean that people are inferior to Buddhas, aren't you equal to all beings?"

"It's different, the Buddha is"

"What the hell is it?"

"Hah"

Nicholas Irma looked at me in amazement, he pointed his finger at me and said in disbelief: "How dare you call a Buddha like that"

"Why can't I," I said calmly, "the Buddha is respected in the heart, and is admired in the heart." You are talking nonsense every day to become a Buddha and become a Buddha, and you want the guests here to go away too. I ask you, have you ever had their consent, are you sure they like this, are you sure the Buddha wants them?"

Yuan Hai said unwillingly: "Then how do you know that they are willing to give you a tool for benefits?"

I thought about it. Said to Yuanhai: "I'll grass your mother." ”

"Why are you old enough to burst into foul language every time you don't say this, is it interesting?" Yuan Hai said in astonishment.

I shook my head and said, "I don't care, I just want to have a leg with your mother." I think your mom is a shit, she's a bitch, right?"

"We're talking. Why mention my mom"

"Because your mother is a shit, she can sleep a night for five cents."

"Don't insult my mom with all your words."

I pointed to Yuanhai's nose and said loudly, "Your mother is a shit, your mother is a shit." Your mother is a rotten person who knows why I am not like this, because she raised you so big, just waiting for you to get married and make her satisfied, let her live for a long time. But you went to become a monk, and I asked you if you were an only child."

"Yes"

"Then you are murdering your mother, and after becoming a monk, you won't recognize your parents, who will give her a pension in the future, will you wait for the pension to pull it down. When your mother reaches that age, the upper limit of the pension may be raised to 99 years old. When the time comes, a policy will come down, and you will not be allowed to receive a pension under the age of ninety-nine, and I will see how your mother supports herself. Well, when the time comes, she can only watch her son earn a lot of money as a monk, but she can only find a place to starve to death. ”

"Don't you want my mother," Yuanhai gritted his teeth and said, "Do you know how difficult it is for my mother, she worked hard to let me study and go to school, but I became a monk in the end." I'm already sorry for her. But there is no way, the monk's salary is high, and now the housing price is so high, how can I afford to buy a house if I am not a monk, I also tried to work in a large company, but this society is too unfair. When I was looking for a job, all the jobs were taken away by beautiful women. Those beautiful girls have no skills, but they can get better treatment than me. When I was about to be promoted, I was robbed of my position by a relation. I've worked so hard for so long, and I've been working overtime 365 days a year. As a result, the opportunity for promotion was either given to the minister's son or to the manager's second wife, how can I support myself if I am not a monk"

I shrugged my shoulders and said to Wude, "Look, it's another one with six impurities. ”

"Yuanhai. "Retreat" Wude gritted his teeth and said, "Jiang Cheng, can you talk about the Tao well You didn't talk about the Tao at all, but kept attacking him personally, is this the upbringing of your Taoist priests?"

I said calmly: "I alone can't represent all Taoist priests. Because Taoism focuses on the heart of the Tao, everyone is unique, not as stubborn as you. ”

"It's okay," Nicholas Irma said softly, "Elder, leave it to me, I'm not afraid of these personal attacks." No matter how he attacks me, I will touch him with love. ”

Wude gritted his teeth and said, "I can only rely on you." ”

Nicholas Irma nodded, and then said to me, "Jiang Cheng, no matter how you insult me, you can't change my belief in Buddha. We'll take matters into account. Since it's a treatise, you don't want to have what you don't. ”

I thought about it, and suddenly I raised my hand and slap him in the face

"Smack"

With the crisp and loud slap sounding, the whole audience was stunned, and Nicholas Al Madi was also stunned: "Why are you hitting me"

"Because I don't know how to talk at all," I shrugged, "and I lost because I couldn't contain my excitement." I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I only killed two, and then I handed it over to Chen Tang and Liu Yu. ”

I stood up and patted my butt. People all looked at me in amazement and couldn't help but whisper.

"Why, why can you be so shameless?"

"It's obviously about the Tao, but he didn't say a word, so he scolded people."

"The point is that I scolded and ran away."

"The next thing can only look at Chen Tang and Liu Yu, Jiang Chengdu has already scolded the two, if they are just that international student, it will be a waste."

Liu Yu and Chen Tang's faces have become not very good-looking, originally they wanted to frame me, but now I am out of the limelight. The most excessive thing is that now the most important responsibility falls on their heads. If it fails, it's all their fault. Once they win, then everyone will also be thanks to Jiang Cheng who scolded the two people at the beginning.

I stretched, walked to Yuanhai, whose eyes were red, patted him on the shoulder and said, "What, do you want to convert to me, you can get married and have children, you can also support your parents, and when you have money, you can go to KTV or a bar to find your sister and pop." Don't take what I said to heart, it's just to win. ”

Yuan Hai wiped his tears, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm not a monk anymore, I don't want to be a virgin when I go as a Taoist."

I nodded with satisfaction, at this time Nicholas Irmadi had already begun to talk rhetorically, and Liu Yu and Chen Tang couldn't interject for a while.

Why don't you frame him?

The people present were extremely dissatisfied with Liu Yu and Chen Tang, Chen Tang thought about it, and said to Nicholas Elma: "I'll grass your mother." ”

"Oh my God" is not waiting for the monk's words. I dug my nostrils and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "The young master of the Heavenly Dao Sect doesn't even know how to talk about the Tao, and he still has to learn to swear me, my God."

In a flash. Chen Tang's face became extremely ugly, and he hurriedly explained: "I still have something to ask for later, this"

"Sneeze"

I sneezed violently, and at the same time quickly dug out a booger and bounced it into Chen Tang's gaping mouth. As a result, he seemed to be inhaling, choked on the boogini, fell to the ground, blushed, and coughed violently while clutching his neck

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