After more than two weeks of traveling and half a month of cave life, I have fully accepted the tragic reality that Yang Xiaolazy Qu is a female neurotic, and she does things completely out of common sense. When facing me, he has always had an angry and class enemy attitude.

However, when she came to me with a sweaty face and a frowning brow, she punched me again and scared me again.

My first instinct was that she was playing some conspiracy again, but seeing her holding her stomach and looking like she was about to die, I finally understood that she might be sick, and she was seriously ill.

At that time, I was thirteen years old, and I had just started to change my voice, and what was in the crotch of my pants was starting to grow. It stands to reason that the children in the mountains have no knowledge of physiology and hygiene, but my father Chen Zhili is a Beijiao doctor, and the influence of this family has accumulated over time, and I have entered the doorway, and I saw that her face was pale, nauseous, hearing and vomiting, her whole body was cold, and she was almost in severe pain. I knew that she was suffering from menstrual cramps.

Menstrual cramps, almost all girls will have experience, down to the same age as her, up to a large group of aunts who have children, there will be this thing, this thing is very subjective, not up to her, but compared to all those who come to my father to see the disease. It's all going to be amazing.

The first thing I thought about in my mind was not anything else, but the old man in Mai had been gone for several days, in this Guanyin Cave, except for Yang Xiaolazy, Qu was only left with a bunch of stiff farts that would not move without a spell, could it be that God favors me, the day when I Chen Erdan will regain my freedom is finally coming?

From the first day I fell into the hands of the enemy, I succumbed to thinking about how to escape the grip of this wicked man, but when the opportunity came, I just circled around in my head, and then I got busy.

I kept boiling, boiling water, brewing brown sugar, and then with Yang Xiaolazi's consent. Massage her lower abdomen, constantly relieve the tense muscles on both sides, and also access the calming Tao Sutra to relieve her pain. After a busy afternoon, in the evening, her dying appearance was finally relieved, and then she looked up and asked me, "Chen Erdan, why didn't you run away just now?" The guy should know that if the guy ran away just now, I wouldn't be able to stop the guy......"

I smiled a small smile. Scratching his head, he said: "Manly man, I can't leave the gang alone, besides, such a big mountain, I can run there?" ”

"Smack"!

Yang Xiaolazy directly threw a big chat scraper to me, which made my head buzz, I covered my head and face, depressed in my heart, it was really a female neurosis, it was okay just now, why did I change my face for a while. However, after beating me, this girl was even more angry than me, struggled to stand up, pointed to the tip of my nose and said, "Chen Erdan, do you know why I look down on you?" ”

I shook my head, showing an innocent expression, and Yang Xiao snorted lazily and said: "I don't like the guy the most, Qu is a guy, he is obviously very capable, but he is willing to be a servant, he has no backbone at all, he is a coward!" Where did the guy's courage to save his father go that day? "Liver to death.

I saw that she said with an excited face, and my heart was even more aggrieved - this companion sister, brother and sister, if I had been iron-clad and proud, I would have been able to look down on the guy, but now maybe I will bury my bones and mud, and I will really have a backbone left.

The old ones are murderous, the little ones are moody, how the fuck do I have to be careful to survive until now?

Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped in my heart, but I held my head and didn't say a word. I thought that the irascible Yang Xiaolazy would stand up and punch and kick me, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't, but instead heard a faint voice: "Erdan, do you want to learn acupuncture?" ”

I looked up and looked at the girl in front of me in surprise, a little confused about what she meant.

Yang Xiaolazy said expressionlessly: "I have this problem, at first, I had it, but later, it became more and more painful, my father used to help me with acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve pain, but this time he was busy looking for something, so he didn't count it as a good day." I taught the guy, and it was kind of a backup method -- if the guy didn't learn, he didn't learn. There was almost no expression on her face, but her tone was much better than the previous commanding one, and I was so excited that I couldn't tell if it was because this beautiful girl's attitude towards me had changed, or because she could learn a handicraft, so I nodded my head in agreement.

Seeing that I agreed, I don't know if it was my delusion, I seemed to feel that Yang Xiaolazy breathed a sigh of relief, and then the two of us sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, and she began to tell me about the art of acupuncture.

The so-called acupuncture, Qu is the fist needle according to a certain angle, piercing into the patient's body, the use of twisting and inserting and other acupuncture techniques, to stimulate specific parts of the human body, so as to achieve the purpose of treating diseases. This is a craft left by the ancestors, with a very strict and systematic attention, the place of piercing, also called the acupuncture companion, the human body has 409 acupuncture companions, of which 36 are fatal, this thing needs to be firmly complained, very exquisite, and the method is different, the effect is not the same, in addition, whether it is the practice of Taoism, or ordinary martial arts, meditation, qi cultivation, faith and injustice, all have a lot to do with this, familiarity, also great help to practice.

Yang Xiaolazy didn't teach me much, but just explained to me some techniques, as well as related acupuncture stimulation, but she was still lazy, and she didn't want to take off her clothes, and explained the acupoint accompaniment with my hands, so she threw me a book called "Taoist Acupoint Companion General Learning", let me read it myself.

After finishing a paragraph that night, she suddenly laughed and asked me a question: "Erdan, do you know what will happen if you really want to treat me badly this afternoon, or want to escape?" ”

I shook my head, saying I didn't know, and I didn't think about it, Yang Xiaolazy saw that I was sincere, and I didn't suspect that it was false, so he showed two rows of snow-white teeth, and said slowly: "Sue sù guy, the big guy has been awake all the time, if the guy really did something wrong, I'm afraid it's his dinner now, you know?" ”

I was so frightened that I was in a cold sweat, but I pretended to be indifferent, and smiled: "I don't have any bad intentions, a big fat man will definitely not eat me." ”

Xu let down her guard, or maybe she hadn't chatted happily with someone for a long time, Yang Xiaolazy didn't let me go back that day, but pulled me to say a lot of things, she sued me, saying that her father is a very powerful person, called the Evil Fu King, did you hear it? I think back then, the characters on the rivers and lakes were frightened when they heard the wind, and they were in the limelight for a while, but unfortunately there was always a twilight when the hero was in the twilight, his father practiced once, went mad, lost most of his cultivation, and then in order to recover his skills, he began to steal the art of Maoshan Outer Gate, but was discovered and driven out of the sect.

His father has aged so much over the years that he has been running around looking for a way to get himself back to his peak, so that those who look down on him can take a look.

"I know that the gang was scared that day, and thought that my father was so vicious, and he didn't tell me to sue the guy, and those rat people were not a good thing, they always did some business that was unseemly, had children and no asshole, made a fortune and killed them, and they were not wronged at all, as for innocent mountain people like my father, my father just didn't want to leak the news, and he was lost for a few days, and when the matter was reached, Qu Huiquan and he would have put it back - my father is principled in doing things, otherwise, the guy would have died a long time ago!" Yang Xiaolazy is weird on weekdays, but at this moment he said the words in his heart one by one, I was resigned, but I was thinking in my heart: "What about a lot of lives, take it away like this, okay?" ”

Cast peaches and worship Li, I talked a lot with Yang Xiaolazy that night, from my sad fate, to the eighteen tribulations, to the comments of the old Taoist in Tsing Yi to me, and some things in the back, I basically explained it all clearly except for the old ghost.

Yang Xiaolazy has no interest in anything else, but she asks the most detailed questions about the old Taoist in Tsing Yi and my two friends - I feel that she has an almost adoring emotion for the old Taoist in Qingyi, as for the little white fox and the fat girl, she has no mother since she was a child and is very lonely, she is envious to death.

That night, the two of us chatted and cried, and fell asleep together, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw her honey-colored lips, as beautiful as a fairy in the sky.

Then, I found myself shamefully wet on my crotch.

The old man in Mai came back on the third day, and saw that his daughter had a much more kind attitude towards me, and she also put a silver needle on my arm in a serious manner, which was quite strange, and the two muttered some things, and I saw that the old man in Mai cast a puzzled look at me from time to time. As a result, in the evening, I was just lying on the stone bed after finishing my work, and Mai Lao Daoqu came to Dalai and said that he wanted to have a good chat with me. R832