Chapter 111: Slap Me?

Because of the feats I had committed, Zhou Meiniang couldn't wait to gouge out my eyeballs, and she said anxiously: "What can I do now?" Cao Da and my sister are waiting for us to resurrect them. I said Jiang Cheng, how can you cause trouble everywhere, what else will you do besides causing trouble? ”

I coughed, and then said seriously: "Don't worry, don't be nervous, don't be nervous yet, thinking about this matter now is definitely meaningless for us." But don't forget, we also have an amazing partner in the yang world, she has a superior IQ, there is no way she can't think of it, if you go to him for help, you will definitely get the answer. ”

Yun Mozi looked at me in surprise and couldn't help asking, "Are you talking about Ikyu Monk or Detective Conan?" ”

I slapped him on the head and said angrily, "Jiang Mei, I mean Jiang Mei." ”

Only then did he react, and immediately said with great joy: "Yes, if we go to Jiang Mei, she may be able to solve our difficulties, after all, compared to her, we are like a group of brainless baba." ”

I glanced at Yun Mozi with disdain, and then looked at the situation around me, I didn't know where this was, so I asked Yuannu: "Yuannu senior, can you let us take a shortcut?" ”

Yuan Nu shook his head and said: "I'm afraid not, if I make a spatial crack, the yang world will immediately discover our existence, just like the golden immortal man said just now, I'm afraid we will be swept into the spatial turbulence." ”

I smiled bitterly, and had to ask everyone to receive everything into the divine ring first, so as not to cause us to be rejected by the yang world once we touch something related to the fairy world. Then, I asked everyone to wait here, and I stomped my right foot, and the whole person rose into the air and sped away in one direction.

I've been running all the way to the east, and I'm very fast now, much faster in the air than an airplane. When the city appeared in front, I finally knew what kind of place we were in, so I hurriedly came back and brought my brothers to the city, and then went to the mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone and called Jiang Mei.

I still remember Jiang Mei's phone number, and now she doesn't know if she is in heaven or in the sun.

It didn't take long for the phone to get through, and I was immediately overjoyed, it seemed that Jiang Mei was in the yang world.

After that, the phone was suddenly connected, and a man's voice came: "Hello, Ms. Jiang Mei is in a meeting, if there is anything, you can tell me, and I will inform her." ”

Oh? In a meeting?

I thought about it for a while, and said with a smile: "Then you tell me where she is in the meeting, and I'll come to her now." ”

"It doesn't fit, does it?"

"There is nothing suitable and inappropriate, with you protecting Jiang Mei, are you still afraid that I will not be able to eat her?"

"That's right, we're meeting at the Zhengyi faction, so come if you want to come."

I hung up the phone, and then took my brothers to the Zhengyi faction branch, if you say that it would take about an hour and a half to get there, but our speed is faster than the plane, and in just an hour, I have already arrived at the Zhengyi faction branch.

The current branch of the righteous faction is much more magnificent than before, and I looked at the door and found that the word in front of the righteous faction had been changed to the righteousness of righteousness.

I was a little puzzled, so I pulled past one of the disciples at the door and asked, "Isn't this a branch of the Zhengyi faction?" How did you become a Justice? ”

This disciple turned his head to look at me, and then he was stunned, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and he said in astonishment: "You...... Aren't you dead? ”

I said angrily, "Do you look like a dead man now?" Hurry up, why did this place suddenly change its name? ”

This disciple hurriedly said, "Didn't we belong to the branch of the Zhengyi Sect before? But then, due to disagreement between the two sides, we were kicked out of the headquarters, and the Righteous Wing was created. ”

It dawned on me, but when I think about it, the headquarters of the Zhengyi faction is full of righteous men and gentlemen, but the branch is full of treacherous villains, and the two sides must not be together for too long.

I nodded and asked the disciple, "I heard that Jiang Mei is holding a meeting here, what is the main meeting?" ”

This disciple seemed to be very afraid of me, and he said again and again: "Since the news of your death came out, Ms. Jiang Mei went to the Scattered Cultivation Alliance, saying that she wanted to take the Scattered Cultivation Alliance on the road of prosperity and strength, and as she said, the Scattered Cultivation Alliance is much stronger than before, and he came here this time mainly to discuss business with us. Because there was friction between the two sides before, now a negotiated outcome is needed. ”

I nodded, and then I didn't pay attention to this disciple, and walked directly inside, and the people on the road saw me, and they all looked at me in great surprise and talked about it.

"Isn't that Jiang Cheng? And that, isn't it Yun Mozi? ”

"I heard that Jiang Cheng is dead?"

"How did I hear that he seems to have ascended to immortality?"

Anyway, I've been in the Justice faction before, so I know where the conference room is, and after some searching, I found it. As a result, as soon as he walked to the door, he heard someone inside slapping the table and scolding his mother, it turned out to be a fat man, he patted the table and yelled at Jiang Mei: "Lao Tzu is such an awesome person, I am willing to sit here and talk to you about things, because I give you face, Jiang Mei, you remember for me, your loose cultivation alliance is a group of garbage, a group of garbage is not qualified to negotiate with Lao Tzu at all, if it weren't for the fact that you are the top of the list of wise generals, I don't want to bird you." ”

In the face of the opponent's anger, Jiang Mei still maintained a smile on her face, and said softly: "I came here this time to talk to you about things, if you have this attitude, then what results can you negotiate?" It's better to relax, let's talk from the perspective of fairness and justice. ”

"I'm fair, you're fucking it."

The fat man directly interrupted Jiang Mei's words, and he said angrily: "You should pay attention to a little bit of proportion when you speak, if you used to take your kind of death group, it would be really awesome, and I will give you some face." But let me tell you, now that the Death Heaven Regiment is gone, your former glory has become a lump, and now I am above you and you are low, you talk to me about justice now, I am fair. ”

I frowned when I heard this, because I never expected that Jiang Mei would be treated like this in the yang world. But think about it, the reason why she was arrogant in the past was because we were assisting her all the time as the Death Heaven Troupe, but now she has no help from us, and her speech is naturally weaker than others.

I sighed, if this was Jiang Mei before, she would have been slapped a long time ago, where do you need to see the face of this fat pig.

Jiang Mei smiled bitterly, and then said: "Conversation is talk, can you not mention the Death Heavenly Group?" ”

"Lao Tzu will mention it, what's the matter, Lao Tzu not only wants to mention them, Lao Tzu also wants to scold them." The fat man pointed at Jiang Mei's nose and said with spittle: "I thought you all had problems with this name before, a group of people who can only die, so isn't Jiang Cheng very awesome?" Isn't Jiang Cheng known as the god of Taoism? Didn't you say you could call him? Come on, you kind of call him over, stand in front of me and talk, Lao Tzu cares what kind of Taoist god he is, Lao Tzu slapped him on the face of his seventy-two inch dog, let him know how powerful Lao Tzu is. ”

"Oh?"

I said with great interest, and then put my hand on the shoulder of the fat man, and he suddenly turned around very impatiently, shook off his hand, and said angrily: "Who the fuck touches me, get out of ......"

As a result, halfway through his words, when he saw my face clearly, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and his mouth seemed to be able to stuff an egg.

Jiang Mei's smile also froze, and she couldn't help but shake her delicate body, and looked at me stupidly.

I stretched out my hand, pinched the fat man's big face, and said with a chuckle: "The god of Taoism has such a terrible name, although I don't know who gave it a name, but I quite like this nickname." Let's get down to business, you said you were going to slap me in the face, right? ”