Chapter 137: You Like to Hang Up, Don't You?
I looked at this girl stupidly, I just thought that her brain was sick. I obviously asked her where the love pills were, why did she tell me that she wanted to become a master?
It's like I went to a convenience store and I told the boss to get a pack of cigarettes, but the boss told me, "Do you know that Ultraman doesn't seem to be very peaceful lately!"
I wondered and said to Yun Mozi: "Is this girl sick in the brain?" I don't think people here seem to have a problem with their brains, so let's ask someone else. ”
Yun Mozi nodded and said, "I think so too, they don't seem to have very flexible brains, why don't we find a few more people to ask." ”
I hummed, and then I found a girl and said to her, "Hello girl, do you know where the love balls are?" ”
I saw this girl look at me, and then she suddenly spun around in front of me, and at the same time said in her mouth, "Wow, so happy." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking, girl, what do you mean by this?
She spun around in front of me again and said, "Wow, that's fun." ”
Yun Mozi frowned and said: "How do I think we are like playing a game, Brother Cheng, have you ever played this kind of game, it is that kind of role-playing game, each of them has their own lines, some of the lines will hide clues, and some will be meaningless, what should I say?" I don't think the people here have become NPCs in the game. ”
I said angrily, "Are you sick in the head?" It's the real world, it's not a game, how can they become more NPC-like? ”
Yun Mozi muttered, "But can you explain the current situation?" None of them seemed to understand human speech, and they were all repeating the same words in their mouths. Otherwise, I'm going to do an experiment. ”
I saw him walk in front of a girl, and then suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped the girl, and said slowly: "Is it cool? ”
After this girl was slapped by Yun Mozi, instead of being angry, she said with a smile: "Welcome to Aixincheng, I tell you, if you are a new visitor, then I recommend you to take a look at our central square." ”
Yun Mozi smiled at me and said, "Look, I just said that they seem to be NPCs, if you don't believe it, I'll try again." ”
Then he suddenly kissed the girl's face, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "Hey, little beauty, are you not happy?" ”
The girl still smiled and said, "Welcome to Aixincheng, I tell you, if you are a new visitor, then I recommend you to see our central square." ”
I frowned, and I always felt that what Yun Mozi said seemed to be correct, and the people here seemed to have something wrong. And Yun Mozi said to me seriously: "I'll try again." ”
As he spoke, he had already stretched out his hand towards the girl's plump place, and I grabbed his hand and said coldly, "Don't do this, this is too much." ”
Yun Mozi said excitedly: "She won't resist, can't you see it?" She won't resist, Brother Cheng, don't you want to live like this? When you enter a city, all the beautiful women here seem to have lost their intelligence, and no matter what you do to them, they will not resist anything, so you won't be happy, right? Don't you get excited when you think about this kind of thing? ”
I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not going to get excited, on the contrary, your current behavior makes me feel a little disgusting to look at, can you not do this kind of thing?" Why do you look so cute, but your brain is always thinking about this shameless perverted behavior? ”
Yun Mozi said anxiously: "What should I do?" At this time, I really wanted to wear just a trench coat and nothing underneath, and then run happily around the street. ”
I said angrily, "Control your behavior, now our top priority is to find the clues here, but where are the clues here?" But did you hear what this girl said? She said that if we are new tourists, it is better to go to their central square, so do you think we should go to the central square? ”
Yun Mozi thought for a while and said, "Okay, this may be a clue, let's go to the central square together." ”
I nodded, and walked in the middle direction with Yun Mozi, since it was the central square, it must be in the middle of this city. As a result, when we were halfway through, we saw a huge signboard in front of us, which prominently said the words "Central Square", and next to the signboard was a rather large park.
There are a lot of girls playing happily in this square, but this one was a little interesting at first, but after watching it for a long time, you will immediately find that there is a cat inside, that is, their actions have been repeated.
I watched a girl walk from the direction of the tap to the public toilet, then to the water, then to the public toilet, and so on between the two points.
There are also two girls who are shooting the ball, you shoot it, I shoot it, the ball can't fall to the ground at all, and their angle and speed are exactly the same.
The most surprising thing is that in this square, there is an old woman selling sugar gourds, and two girls are eating sugar gourds next to her, and one of the girls keeps eating the sugar gourds in her hands, but no matter how many times she eats them, the number of sugar gourds has never decreased.
I nodded and said, "I always feel like what you said makes sense, we seem to have really entered a game world." ”
Yun Mozi frowned and said, "What kind of person can turn a city into a game?" This suddenly reminded me of the previous Most Heavenly Virtual Helmet. ”
I nodded and said, "It's kind of similar to that, but it's even more terrifying here, because it's the real world, and these people should be living people." ”
At this moment we had reached the central square, and at that moment I heard a sound on the right side of the square, and when I walked over curiously, I found that there was a craftsman on the right who was striking iron, and what he was building was a treasure sword.
When he saw us coming, he suddenly raised his sword and said in a loud voice, "O warrior from afar, are you willing to accept this brave sword, defeat our demons here, and save all the people?" ”
I frowned and said, "If this is a game world, it means that the mission has come." ”
Yun Mozi snorted, and then he walked over and said to the knifesmith, "I want this knife." ”
The swordsmith smiled and said, "Warrior, if you are willing to help us, then we must first test your strength to see if you have the potential to join us." On the eastern beach of our Love City, there is a group of presumptuous crab monsters who are slaughtering travelers there, would you like to go over and help deal with them? If you kill a hundred crabs and bring their corpses with you, I can give you this sword. ”
Yun Mozi nodded, then turned his head and said to me, "Brother Cheng, let's go." ”
I said impatiently: "Let's go, your uncle!" ”
I walked up to the craftsman, snatched the sword directly from his hand, and said lightly, "What to do next?" ”
The craftsman suddenly became sluggish, and after a few seconds of stupefaction, he said to me, "Congratulations on getting this sword, and now you just need to go to the Love School on the east side of our street, where someone will guide you on what to do next." ”
I sighed, then put the knife away, and said lightly: "See, the sword is already here, why are you stupid to listen to him?" He can't beat you anyway. ”
Yun Mozi was stunned for a moment, and he subconsciously said, "Brother Cheng, you usually play games...... You should like it very much, right? ”