I have a strong resistance to this. Because I actually think zombies are more scary than ghosts. When I was a child, I watched a zombie movie at a relative's house, and at that time my family was scared when we slept, which caused a deep shadow on my soul.

Unexpectedly, Cao Da now directly took a zombie-related order for me!

I really wanted to refuse this order, but Cao Da said that if I wanted to reject the order, I would have to pay 40% liquidated damages. In other words, I need to hand over 20,000 yuan as liquidated damages, which I am not willing to accept no matter what.

I asked Cao Da if he could pay the liquidated damages, but he said he was not willing to pay. If there is trouble with the order, the Zhengyi faction will come to me. In other words, I can only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach now, and there is no way at all.

I scolded Cao Da a lot in my heart, and after trying my best to ask him for some information related to zombies, I walked out of the apartment with fear in my heart.

As mentioned above, the sooner this order departs, the better. Cao Da originally thought that I had injuries on my body, and the smell of blood would stimulate zombies to come to me, and it would be time to protect the safety of my employer. I was even wondering if Cao Da was a good guy or a bad guy. All of a sudden it was very good for me, but all of a sudden it was very bad for me.

As soon as I walked out of the apartment and came to the door of Zhengyipai, I saw Ye Quanzheng standing at the door smoking. When he saw me coming, he frowned and said, "Jiang Cheng, I heard that you were whipped by the Law Enforcement Hall yesterday for 100 years, and you are not recuperating at home, why are you still running around?" ”

I raised the list in my hand and said that I had just taken an order and was going to go out to exercise myself.

"You're really ......," Ye Quan said to me with a little concern, "You kid, you just don't know the depths." The most important thing for a person is the body, and only when the body is healthy can you do what you want to do. As a result, you only suffered the whipping yesterday, and today you go to make an order, isn't it a joke with your own life? ”

I moved my body and said with a smile: "Captain Ye, I'm fine, I don't believe you." ”

Ye Quan sighed, as if he thought I was being strong. He shook his head, took my order, looked at it, and told me to wait at the door before leaving.

I waited at the door in wonder, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Ye Quan's gourd. After waiting for half an hour, Ye Quan finally came back.

He held a Dao talisman in his hand, put the Dao talisman in my hand, and said in a deep voice: "This is a yang talisman, stain your own blood on the Dao talisman before using it, and stick it on the zombie, it should be able to keep you safe." Yang talismans are not cheap, a piece is about 3,000 yuan, I will sell it to you at this cost price for the time being. If you use it, you will pay me back 3,000 yuan after you get the order bonus, and we will not owe each other. If you don't use it, give it back to me. ”

I was moved in my heart, and said to Ye Quan gratefully: "Thank you, Captain Ye, you are really good to me." ”

"It's all when they're out of the house, so it's good to take care of each other."

Captain Ye waved his hand a little impatiently, and I happily put away the yang charm and followed the map to find the bus stop.

Mr. Narin's father's grave is in a place called Phoenix Mountain on this side, which can be reached by bus twice, and the location is in the suburbs.

Because I don't have a mobile phone, I borrowed Cao Da's mobile phone for the time being. When I arrived at my destination, I called Mr. Lin according to the documents above. When I got through, I immediately shouted, "Mr. Lin?" I'm a Taoist priest from Zhengyi who came over there, and I've come here to help you solve your problem. I said, Mr. Lin, I've arrived at the station in Phoenix Mountain, how should I go next? ”

On the other side of the phone, Mr. Lin's voice soon came, and he seemed to be a little puzzled and asked, "Why are you yelling so loudly on the phone?" ”

"We're so far apart, can you hear us if we don't yell so loudly?" I asked rhetorically.

"You...... Forget it, just wait there, I'll pick you up. ”

"Mr. Lin, you can hang up the phone for a while, I won't hang up the phone."

After saying that, I was relieved to see the phone being hung up by Mr. Lin, so I squatted at the bus stop and smoked. After waiting for about ten minutes, a car drove up in front of me. A young and fashionable girl walked down, she first looked at me with disdain, and then took out her mobile phone to make a call.

After a while, my phone rang. The girl hung up the phone and said to me in some consternation, "Is that you?" ”

I nodded and said, "It's me, are you Mr. Lin's person?" ”

"Let's get in the car......," the girl said, rolling her eyes, "dirt buns." ”

I hurriedly got into the car, and the girl drove me up the hill. She looked at me several times in the rearview mirror, frowned, and said, "Are you really a Taoist priest?" ”

"Yes," I explained...... "I've been a Taoist priest lately." ”

"Oh."

The girl didn't seem to want to talk to me much, and she drove all the way up to the top of the hill so fast that she shook me very uncomfortably. I kept telling the girl to slow down, but she didn't care and said it didn't matter, it was better to arrive early.

I felt more and more uncomfortable, and my stomach was tumbling for a while, and finally I couldn't help but vomit.

I was sitting in the back seat, and I happened to vomit on the girl's back and her hand holding the stick in the car.

I wanted to turn my head and open the window to vomit, but I didn't know how to open the window, so I threw up in a hurry.

"Ahhhh

The girl hurriedly stepped on the brakes in fear, and her whole body squirmed like an octopus. She shook her hand several times in pain, opened the car door, rushed out, and yelled at me, "You're insane! ”

I got out of the car and said aggrievedly, "I told you to drive slower......"

"You damn dirt bun......" the girl gritted her teeth, "Get out!" Go up on your own! It's a few minutes of straight down this road, get out of here! ”

After that, the girl got into the car and turned away, leaving me alone on the mountain road in a daze.

Maybe...... I guess I did it wrong.

I walked up the mountain road, and sure enough, I saw a group of people gathered around a coffin. These people also noticed me, and I walked up to them and said politely, "May I ask which one is Mr. Lin, I am a Taoist priest of the Zhengyi faction." ”

A middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "I am, shouldn't you come by car?" ”

"Something went wrong, the girl has already driven back by herself......" I explained, "Let me introduce myself first, I'm Jiang Cheng, can you let me see the body?" ”

Mr. Lin nodded and said, "Okay, then you can see." ”

I walked around the crowd and looked at the corpse, and saw that it was floating on some disgusting black water, and there was no sign of decomposition on it. The corpse's whole body was covered with new black hair, and it was quite thick, and it was disgusting to look at.

Cao Da told me that this kind of should be called immortal bones, and there is no possibility of turning into a zombie for the time being.

He said that zombies can transform at any time, and the easiest time to transform is at dusk, and he also said that corpses that may be transformed must not bask in the sun, otherwise it will accelerate the transformation.

Now the corpse is covered by a large umbrella, so it does not shine in the sun.

"The best way now is to cremate the ......," I said seriously, "Mr. Lin, the safest and fastest way to deal with this kind of corpse is to cremate the corpse." ”

Mr. Lin shook his head and said, "This is not good, my father has worked hard all his life, mainly for two reasons. One is to take care of the family, and the other is to leave a whole body after death. Before he died, he joked with his old friend, saying that he could have a whole body after death, but his old friend could only be cremated and put in the cemetery. It's a joke, but I also know that my father cares about the whole corpse. ”

I'm not surprised by this, because a lot of people think that way.

"So be it......" I whispered, "The main reason why corpses cause corpses to be transformed is because of bad feng shui. Mr. Lin, I don't know how to read feng shui, but since the corpse has become immortal bones, it means that this piece of feng shui is not good. A safer way for now is to carry the body to a windless place where there is no wind and no sunlight to see. Then find a Taoist priest who understands feng shui to come and look at feng shui again, what do you think? ”

Mr. Lin nodded and said, "Since this is the case, then it will trouble Jiang Daochang." ”

"Then everyone help, we'll ...... now"

I was about to ask everyone to help lift the coffin, but at that moment, a voice suddenly shouted: "No, don't move the body!" ”

We followed the prestige, but we saw a car driving up to us at a fast pace.

Out of the car came a woman, dressed simply and wearing black-rimmed glasses. Mr. Lin saw her and wondered, "Jiaojiao, why did you come back?" ”

"Dad......" the woman named Lin Jiaojiao said excitedly, "Grandpa's body has not decomposed for two years, this is a vision worth studying!" I've brought a few friends from my group who are biology graduate students like me. We can investigate why this body, which has not been embalmed in any way, has not decomposed for two years. Dad, as long as the research can be successful, maybe it can bring a huge contribution. ”

Mr. Lin immediately shook his head and said, "No, that's your grandfather's body, how can I let you study it?" ”

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly became anxious: "Dad! I'll study it, and it won't destroy my grandfather's body, at most I will cut a small part. My grandfather loved me the most when he was alive, and he definitely wouldn't blame me. And my supervisor said that if I can hand in a more attractive thesis, then the master's degree is just around the corner. ”

"It's ......," Mr. Lin sighed after a moment's pause, "Okay then." ”

Lin Jiaojiao was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly took a few of her friends to observe the corpse. They stood by and were amazed, and I didn't know what to do.

At this time, a man suddenly said: "Pull the umbrella, it's all blocked from the light, and you can't see clearly." ”

When I heard this, I was immediately anxious, and hurriedly said: "Research is okay, but the umbrella must not be removed!" Otherwise, there is a possibility that the corpse will become a zombie! ”

"Huh?"

The men all looked at me in amazement, and then burst out laughing. That Lin Jiaojiao glanced at me and asked, "Who are you?" ”

I explained, "I'm a Taoist priest. ”

"Nonsense!"

Lin Jiaojiao interrupted my words and said coldly: "Now is the era of science, don't use the set of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods to deceive my dad." I said Dad, how can you be pedantic to this extent. ”

I said helplessly: "No matter what, the umbrella must not be removed." ”

"Get out of here!"

A man said impatiently, "This is a major study, why should you listen to your hairy boy talking nonsense?" I said boy, if you want to deceive people, you have to put on a Taoist robe and take the floating dust, and then glue yourself a beard, and pretend to look like a fairy wind and bones. ”

People were amused by these words, I gritted my teeth, and hurriedly said to Mr. Lin: "Mr. Lin, if the corpse is exposed to the sun, it is likely to cause the corpse to change, you quickly persuade your daughter." ”

Mr. Lin hesitated for a moment and whispered, "Jiaojiao, I still listen to the words of the Taoist." If you want to see clearly, you can use a flashlight ......"

"No, I have to deal with this liar today...... Lin Jiaojiao pointed to my nose and said angrily, "Charlatan, you still want to blackmail my father's money?" Dad, don't pay attention to this guy, he won't let us do anything, we'll just do it. These Taoist priests are all deceitful, and only science is the only basis! Come, ladies and gentlemen, let's dismantle the umbrella together! ”