Chapter 15 Actually, I made it all up
I couldn't help but fall into deep thought when I looked at this knife technique, and to be honest, I really wanted to take this cheatbook, because I felt that this author and I were simply the same type of people, and we both had a very perfect opinion on the selection of names. In general, I've never met an author with a name that can be better than him.
But what I'm worried about is, what if he is a liar in this knife technique, if he is not so awesome? So what should I do?
After all, he said above that as long as you learn this method, you will become very powerful, but there is not even a brief introduction in front of it, how can I trust him?
I scratched the back of my head and tried to open the book to take a look, but it seemed that some strange spell had been added to it, and I couldn't open it anyway, and sure enough, as the old man said, I could only choose one cheat.
It was at this time that I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a small line of words in the middle layer of the book.
I tried to press the book down hard, and after using a lot of strength, I finally saw what the words on it were, and I saw that there were seven words written on it, Da Luo Jin Xian level knife technique.
It turned out to be a Da Luo Jin Immortal-level sword technique!?
I saw that the tiger's body was shocked, and my body began to tremble slightly, I didn't expect my luck to be so good, I randomly picked a cheat, and I directly picked the cheats of the Da Luo Jin Immortal level. This luck is literally able to buy lottery tickets, and I can't help but hold this cheat in my arms, and my heart starts to beat wildly. Unexpectedly, in this Bauhinia family, there will be such a treasure.
I only felt that my head was booming, for fear that this Da Luo Jin Immortal-level sword technique would just pass by me. So I hurriedly took it and walked out, and when the old man outside saw me, he wondered, "Why did you come out so quickly?" ”
I took out this knife technique and said seriously, "I think I am very suitable for this knife technique." ”
The old man asked suspiciously, "Why do you think so?" ”
I said seriously: "At first glance, I feel that it is very fateful, cultivators like us pay attention to a fate, and those who have a fate with me naturally can't let go, are you right?" ”
The old man nodded and said to me with appreciation: "It's really rare for a young person like you, when everyone came here to choose, they always liked to choose and choose, for fear that they would choose something that was not good enough, but the cheats were originally cultivated in the most suitable way for themselves, and they always wanted the best, and that was not necessarily the most suitable for them." I have rarely seen such a pure man as you, young man, and I admire you. ”
I modestly said, "You've won the prize, senior." ”
He took the cheat book from my hand and said to me with a smile: "The abbreviation of this knife technique is called the Bull Knife Method, to be honest, this knife technique has been here for many years, and no one has ever wanted to choose him, you are the first." ”
I asked, confused, "Why not, is that because people can't accept the name?" ”
He helped me untie the spell on the knife technique, and then said to me with a smile: "Because people can't trust this author." ”
I wondered, "Why can't you believe it?" ”
The old man returned the cheats to me, and then explained to me: "This author, his own strength is only a third-level immortal, but he always feels like he is a powerful person, and he likes to pull people to talk about theories every day, and believes that his sword skills are invincible in the world." He always boasted that the cheats he wrote must have the strength of the Da Luo Jin Immortal level. Therefore, he also deliberately gave himself a pen name Da Luo Jin Xian level, so that every time he published a book in the future, Da Luo Jin Xian level knife technique would be written on it. Over time, people took him as a joke. ”
Huh?
The Da Luo Jin Immortal level on it, fucking it is because the pen name of this bastard is called Da Luo Jin Xian level?!
Kid me! It's clear that it's just to amuse me! Why did you come up with such a pen name, I said that the people here are not right? Can't such a pen name erase it? Those who don't know saw it, and really thought it was the Da Luo Jin Immortal-level sword technique. Isn't this a clear pit for me! I can't say it now, I want to go back in and change a book, I can't say that! ”
I clutched the awesome knife technique in my hand tightly, and I was already trembling with anger. And the old man misunderstood what I meant, he patted me on the shoulder, and said kindly: "I understand, when I first got the Immortal Magic Secret Book, I was also trembling with excitement like you, I can imagine your happiness now. ”
I'm not happy at all, and I even feel like crying!
I bowed my head and thanked the old man, and then walked out. Zhou Meiniang probably thought that I was going to stay inside for a long time, so she didn't wait for me outside, so I went straight back to my room, lay on the bed, and looked at this cheatbook.
I kept telling myself that it shouldn't be too bad, after all, it's all out here, it shouldn't be too bad, at least to the point where I can learn.
I cautiously opened the secret book, only to see a large paragraph written on the first page: "A knife can hurt people, so when holding a knife, never hold its blade, but hold its handle." And generally speaking, knives are harder than fists, so you can't smash knives with your fists while bored, otherwise you may get hurt. Another thing that is very important is to keep in mind that no matter how much time has passed, you must never forget this piece of advice, otherwise you may regret it. That's what that advice is...... Don't lick the blade with your tongue. ”
Isn't this all!
I was so angry that I smashed the cheats directly on the ground, and I almost couldn't help but want to yell, I've never seen such cheats, this kind of thing can still be published, it's better to take it to kindergarten students to read, I think even kindergarten children understand this truth.
I gritted my teeth and endured the anger in my heart, so I could only pick up the book and continue reading, I had already chosen it anyway, and I could only endure the discomfort to read it.
The text below is disgusting to the point of outrageousness, and all the paragraphs are nonsense, even a child knows what it is talking about.
I flipped through a few pages, and by the time I got to the end, it finally began to teach. The above is quite serious, what should be used to meet the direction of the wind and swing the knife, and how should the knife be held to be more powerful. What surprised me the most was that there was an explanation of how to change the speed when swinging a knife in the book.
This is a great thing, because when we usually swing the knife, we have subconsciously cut it out, and if we want to make it faster, or slower, it generally requires skill, and if we force it to mess around, it may cause damage to the meridians and bring harm to ourselves.
In other words, if I can learn this, it will make my strength go to the next level, and when I saw this, I couldn't help but get excited in my heart, and I immediately continued to look down.
Sure enough, being able to publish a book means that he still has some strength.
I saw that the head of the writing above said: "When wielding a knife, people generally use their muscles and brain nerve reactions to perform a series of knife swinging actions. Usually through the subconscious commands of the brain, such as attacking, dodging, and defending, he directly swings the knife out. What can we do to avoid this? What does it take to make every swing of the knife as you like? I've got a more comprehensive view of this. ”
When I saw this, I was already on the next page, so I hurriedly turned the book to the next page, but I couldn't help but be confused when I saw the words on it.
The words written on it make people want to kill people every minute: "I'm sorry, I made it all up blindly, but in fact, I don't know how to use knives at all." But since you chose me, it means that you have special taste. Because I know that no one wants to read my book at all. Since we are so destined, why don't you continue to scroll down, and I'll teach you a godlike flirtatious Dafa. I promise you, no matter what girl you use, as long as you use this method, she will be yours in a minute. ”