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I'm probably so used to running around all day that I don't know where I'll sleep every day, so much so that no matter where I am, I can sleep on a horizontal surface: even if I and my entire fleet are trapped in the Otherworld.\\I'm better than shallow in this regard: the girl has no heart or lungs, but she still knows the bed a little, and she can barely sleep on the first day in the field if I don't coax it...... Oh, that's a long way off.

As soon as I woke up, it was already daylight, and I looked at the completely unfamiliar ceiling and bedroom furnishings, and it took me a few seconds to remember that I was still in the church district of the blue star. This is Ray's special "palace" for Sandora and me, a separate house. The house was not very large, but it was already the highest level palace for the Ares Priest who lived a frugal life, because we refused the higher guest house prepared by the Council of the Blue Star, the presidential suite—and I don't know if there is such a word in this world, most of the time—and insisted on staying in the church district, and Sandora also showed that she and I were the rulers of another civilization, so in order to comply with the etiquette, Ray did everything he could to arrange this place for us.

As for the reason for staying in the diocese, Sandora and I both find it more comfortable here, and the Ares believers are more comfortable than the full-time scientists (although many of them are also half-scientists) and parliamentary politicians, and they report to the gods first when they have problems, and they will only bother me and Sandora when the gods really don't have time to deal with them. This made us both very satisfied, and in the parish, Sandora and I were a little quieter.

I stretched with one half of my body pulled because the other half didn't dare to move yet: Sandora was still asleep. Completely different from the usual majestic image of standing on the officer's platform and commanding thousands of troops, the sleeping position under Her Majesty's majesty can really be described as well-behaved as a small animal, and she will always bury her body almost completely under the quilt. Only the head and full head of blonde hair were exposed, and when she turned her face sideways, the dazzling blonde hair, which could almost be described as foul, really splashed like a waterfall and waves. The golden sunlight that pours into the room through the stained glass windows makes it a sight to behold. And in the gap between the long blonde hair, Sandora showed a little sideways. Quiet, tranquil, with a little vague smile - that's why I often say that Shandora is a very contrasting girl, Ling Ran and docile, cold and kind, bloody as a wolf and well-behaved as a cat, all the elements that can form sharp contradictions seem to be perfectly blended together in her. Oh, and a little bit missing, waist circumference and amount of food......

I tried to pull out my arm, but after thinking about it, I kept it as it was: Sandora, who was asleep, had a tendency to forage automatically. Although I think she is deliberately mischievous every time, I really don't want to be bitten by this girl's teeth marks early in the morning. And to be honest, just holding her like this makes me feel good: it feels good and helps with digestion. It is said that the beauty is delicious, and if it is true, then Sandora is specially distributed...... I just woke up and lost control of my brain, and it seems that there is no cure.

At this moment, Sandora suddenly opened her eyes with a smile and rubbed her head against my shoulder socket: "Ah Jun, I wonder if you keep pretending to sleep and you will stay in this position all day?" ”

"Hmm. I'm thinking about how long you can pretend to be asleep - from personal experience, staying in a fixed position for a long time after being fully awake is the most painful thing in this world, and you usually don't last twenty-five minutes. ”

"Hey," said Sandora, sitting up straight, unconcerned about her curvy state: I'm not as boring as you ......

Sandora said, tilting her head suddenly, her eyes swept over the furniture around her (the strange furnishings looked pretty beautiful, but I still haven't figured out what they were for) one by one, as if listening to something, and finally she smiled with satisfaction: "It looks like a perfect day to be with Ah Jun and not to bite out of the cupboard in the morning." ”

Me: "......", as the little bean with the lowest combat effectiveness in the family, actually made the queen have a psychological shadow with his ability to have a small light bulb, can Ding Dong be proud of this?

Everything was packed up, and the last thing before going out was to comb Sandora's hair: I don't know when I developed this habit, maybe I woke up every day to comb my hair for the dazed mercury lamp, and then on a whim I tried to comb Sandora once in the morning, and it became a habit for us to be together, and it became a pleasure. Although it will take a long time, Sandora and I are happy to enjoy this special moment of tranquility in the morning, when Sandora's golden hair slides through my fingertips, I feel like I and her are talking silently to her like a couple who have been together for many years, this kind of emotion without words, without words, just quietly doing a simple little thing together, you can experience peace and contentment, probably not experienced by ordinary people in the impetuous - and yet it happened between Sandora and me, a person who is not at all humanIt's amazing that one can barely be identified as a "living being" until now.

"Speaking of which, according to the efficient theory of the Apostle Hilling, it should be a waste of time to take care of your hair," I wrapped Sandora's hair in a curl around my hand, and then slowly let go, "but there are really many female apostles with long hair, and Pandora likes to have long hair, and this detail has been bothering me for a long time. ”

"I don't know what you've been working on all your days," said Sandora, leaning on the table and glancing at me through the gap between her elbows, "but you're right, many of the female apostles have taken care of these details in more efficient ways. ”

So I immediately asked to visit it: I really had nothing to do.

"You are not allowed to laugh anyway," Sandora seemed determined. She looked me in the eye and said, after receiving my nod, she shook her hair slightly, and then it was the moment to witness the miracle: the blonde hair, which had been a little messy from sleep, fluttered like gravity in an instant, and the friction between each other seemed to be emptied, and every strand of hair was loosened because of it, and I always said that Sandora's hair was as bright as the sun. Now I realize that there is really a sun in front of me: Sandora's hedgehog head is a curious rush!

A second later, her hair returned to its place, and Sandora was refreshed. Pointing to his head of golden retriever: "When you can't see it, that's how I did it, two seconds." Pandora: That's how they ......."

Me: "......"

He looked down at the comb in his hand. I suddenly felt that the view of the world was slightly subverted just now.

But at this moment, Sandora leaned on the table again and grabbed my wrist with one hand: "Although it is really convenient like that, when I am with Ah Jun, it is better to spend a lot of time slowly taking care of my hair...... At first, I learned from the human way of life, and I wanted to learn the daily activities of human beings to make you feel used to it, but I don't know when I started to think that it was very pleasant to spend some time on such inconspicuous things once in a while. ”

I smiled, just about to say something. But my heart suddenly moved.

A fairly familiar aura was rapidly approaching the place, and rushing towards the window, and before I could seriously think about whose breath it was, I heard a soft click from the glass next to me: a hole had been punched!

Of course, my eyes and Sandora and I fell on the hole in the glass window for the first time, and then we realized that it was about the size of a palm. The human-shaped hole opened in the big characters, and then a soft cry was heard from the low table not far away: "Wow! Head bang, head bang! Clank headbang! It hurts so much......"

A palm-sized green dot was bouncing around on the low table with his head covered, his mouth whining and screaming.

It's the jingle that deserves to stay on Earth.

Sandora and I looked at each other in horror, and the corners of our mouths twitched at the same time: How terrible is the ability of Jingle Bell, thanks to the fact that we got up early today, or the consequences will be unimaginable—you said that if this little bean Ding chases me and Sandora and asks a hundred thousand for something, who of us can stand it!

"Jingle Bell. What are you doing here? Sandora secretly stuck her tongue out at me, turned her head and got up to pinch the little girl who was already rolling on the table with her head covered, "Aren't you on Earth?" ”

Ding Dong hugged his head and staggered twice, but still found my shoulder and landed straight up in a dizzy situation: "It's all here, it's coming, it's a lot of people!" Bing Teis suggested, since you can't come over, then everyone should come over! Clank Bell is the first one, Clank Bell is amazing, right? Not...... It hurts a lot...... Is it swollen? ”

I took out a magnifying glass and looked at it for a long time, and said affirmatively: "It's not swollen - by the way, you are more or less a god, could you have been swollen on a piece of glass?" ”

Jingle blinked, thinking about it, so she decisively forgot about the scene of her headbutt, and began to dig up and down on me to find candy to eat: under normal circumstances, she stayed on me and only slept to find food. Eventually, she found what she was looking for: a gummy in the inside pocket of my coat. Ding Dong tore the wrapping paper with his hands and feet, and muttered, "Why does Ah Jun have the smell of Sister Shandora?" Sister Sandora still has ......"

"Eat your sugar!" Sandora and I said in unison, reaching out and pressing the little thing's head into the gummies.

At this moment, we heard a commotion outside, and then we remembered what Ding Dong had just said: everyone is here.

Could it be that this is the rhythm of those guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and start to plague the common people as soon as they arrive at their destination?

But it seems that I guessed wrong, the commotion outside was caused by the church guards, through the human-shaped hole that jingle in the window just knocked out, I saw a large group of monks running around outside, and the old man Lei ran in the front, an old man of seventy or eighty years old, as agile as a young man, and even a hurdle action when he crossed the flower wall: the physique of the god of war is good.

Sandora and I hurriedly ran out of the city to observe the situation to find out if the scourge had already landed on the Blue Star, and when Old Man Lei saw the two of us, he immediately left all the guards behind him and ran over: "I'm sorry for being so noisy early in the morning and causing trouble to the two guests......"

"Don't talk about this. What's wrong with you guys? I said a little knowingly.

"Uh," Old Man Lei hesitated slightly, and then seemed to think that his god probably didn't care about this little detail, and said calmly, "A strange creature suddenly flew out from behind the idol of the Great Temple, and after making a big fuss about the morning prayer ritual, it flew in this direction, a species that we have never seen on our own planet. It looks like a dragonfly......"

I hurriedly covered the old man's mouth: "Don't say the words in the back, you are not young, I'm afraid you can't bear it." ”

The old man blinked in confusion. But still nodded. Sandora and I looked at each other with a smile in disbelief, then reached out and gently patted the pocket of my jacket, and there was a slight arch inside. There was also a whispered voice in which Ding Dong lowered his voice: "Ding Dong Zhi Lu Dao, hundreds of years have passed, and the people in this world don't seem to know what the goddess of life looks like......

I thought about it, and I think that I'm afraid that the people of the blue star don't know what the goddess of life looks like (after all, it's not a day or two since the Dingdong five-person group has been on each other's posts, and I'm afraid that the blue star still has a statue of Jingle Dong), but I didn't expect that the real body of the goddess of life is only about ten centimeters......

I told Ding Dong not to get out of trouble for the time being, while strongly asking to go to the temple to see, Old Man Lei saw that there were many monks in the town here, and there was no need to run around by himself, and it seemed that the "visitors from outside the sky" also had something to do with his own gods. So he nodded yes and led Sandora and me to the Temple of the God of War.

The temple also seemed to have just finished a mess, and many clergy were gathering in the square in front of the temple to discuss something in whispers, and I noticed two things with my eyes: first, there was a small hole in the temple door. Judging by the shape, it is a jingle with large characters spread out; Second, there is also a hole in the statue of the god of war in front of the temple, and judging by the shape, it is also a jingle with large characters spread out......

I instantly thought of the way Clank Bell was bouncing around with his head in his hands, and it turned out that the little thing was shouting all the way "bumped his head, bumped his head" not to mean that it had hit through the glass. But...... She's crashed through all the obstacles in front of her, bastard! Did this little thing break through all the way by relying on iron head skills when he was in a panic?!

I also understand why an unknown creature the size of a palm can make all the monks in the entire ecclesiastical district so vigilant, because - this unknown creature directly knocked the statue of the god of war through the other!

This is really a thunder split Zeus Water Manlong Palace, the family doesn't recognize the family, the jingle knocked through the idol of 123, the believers of 123 are arresting the boss of the god of war, and objectively speaking, the believers of the blue star still believe in the goddess of life at the same time, the chaotic scene in front of her made Sandora completely speechless, is there anything more unexpected in this world than the group of gods in our family?

Well, there may be - shallow.

In the main hall of the Temple of the God of War, there were only a handful of low-ranking priests cleaning up the scene: tidying up the littered cushions, and cleaning up the miscellaneous items on the floor that had been lost in the panic, while Eva was wiping down the pulpit, and in her hand, the God of War Bible was spread out to dry: the large book was wet, as if it had been soaked with water.

Old man Ray knew that Eva couldn't speak now, so he turned on some equipment under the pulpit, and the center of the serkit opened, and I realized that it was a screen-like thing.

"This is the surveillance screen of the temple," said Old Man Lei, "It doesn't hurt to show you, the God of War won't care about such details." ”

The surveillance footage shows a morning prayer meeting, where a large number of high-ranking clergy can be seen prostrate on the ground praying, while Old Man Ray and Eva are on the pulpit, the former reading certain passages from the Bible, and the latter reciting with his eyes closed in front of the statue of the god of war. Then, after a while, the God of War Statue was suddenly enveloped in a layer of green light, and this process only lasted for a moment, and the believers who were praying with their eyes closed and Ray with their backs to the God of War Statue did not notice this scene at all. After the green light dissipated, a small dot appeared on the head of the God of War statue: Jingle Bell.

Tinker Bell first looked around curiously, and nodded in satisfaction when she saw that there were all prayerful believers below, and then she flew around the idol twice, as if judging 123's silly hat appearance, when Eva finally opened her eyes and saw the scene, and let out an exclamation of surprise - and woke all the believers from their prayers.

But Tinker Bell paid no heed to the exclamations of the believers, and flew to the pulpit, jumped twice with joy, looked up at the stunned Ray and Eva, and before everyone could react, she jumped on top of the goblet next to the Bible, and leaned in to drink the holy water, apparently thirsty. At this point, Eva finally took action, reaching for the strange green creature, but Clankle was obviously quicker than a human to fly, and Eva had not been trained to catch Clank Bell with her bare hands like I did, she knocked over the goblet, and the holy water spilled on the table, and Clank Bell staggered on the table with a loud cry. There was chaos on the pulpit, and then the confusion spread to the believers below, and the monks rushed forward to protect the sacred pulpit, and Jingle seemed to think of it as a fun game, scurrying around the main hall, and even deliberately flying between the worshippers, some of whom were agile and some who could catch Jingle Bell at the sight, but all of them were about to succeed when they were struck by an arc of electricity that appeared out of thin air, and they fell to the ground with a twitch - this is divine punishment......

The chaos lasted for a few minutes, jingle jumping up and down, coupled with the omnipresent divine punishment, no mortal could catch her, and the noise in the main hall also attracted the attention of the guards outside, and some church knights rushed in to check the situation, but what they saw was a small creature the size of a palm making trouble in the temple, and they immediately looked at each other. And at this time, Dingdong seemed to have found something more interesting, she slammed into the picture - the last surveillance screen showed Dingdong's stupid face that had been magnified dozens of times, and the little thing looked at the camera excitedly, opened its mouth and clicked - there were only snowflakes left on the screen.

"She also bit the monitor after the worst of it." Old Man Lei said sullenly.

Me: "......" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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