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Going to die, going to die!

I looked at the tip of the knife that was getting closer and closer to me, and the hairs all over my body stood on end in an instant.

This stab comes in, and I'm going to say goodbye to the world completely!

I was in a hurry and quickly stood up with all my might. With my strong strength, Dongfang Xue and the entire table were lifted by me.

Due to inertia, Dongfang Xue couldn't help but lean back, and the knife was also crooked, slashing heavily on the ceiling. Bring up a drop of cement.

I knew that the opportunity had come, so I hurriedly hugged Dongfang Xue with both hands and pressed her hard under me. With a thud, Dongfang Xue fell heavily to the ground, and I immediately pressed her neck with my knees. Her face turned red in pain, and she hurriedly wanted to use a long knife to cut me, where would I let this girl succeed, and hurriedly pressed Dongfang Xue's wrist with her injured elbow.

Dongfang Xue tried to attack me with difficulty, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't touch me, which made me finally breathe a sigh of relief.

That way, this crazy won't want to hit me again.

"Listen to ......me," I said earnestly, "this is a misunderstanding, I am ......"

"Get out!"

At this moment, Dongfang Xue suddenly clenched her pink little fist, roared and waved her other hand, and slammed it on my ass!

"Mommy!"

I rolled out in pain, lying on the ground in pain and clutching my buttocks, shivering and saying, "It hurts, it hurts, I've never fucking hurt like this......"

"Look how I ruined you today!"

Dongfang Xue took the opportunity to climb up and slashed down at my ass with a single sword. If this knife is hit, I guess I will spend the rest of my life in endless excretion.

I even supported the ground with one hand, and my whole body made a roundabout kick, kicking towards Dongfang Xue's waist.

Before Dongfang Xue's knife could slash me, I had already kicked her. She flew out like a kite with a broken string and fell to a table, smashing it to pieces.

"Damn ......"

She reluctantly climbed up, and before the smoke and dust had disappeared, a knife flew out. It turned out that Dongfang Xue actually threw the long knife out as a flying knife, and I was lying on the ground panting because of the roundabout kick that made my hand even more painful.

"Poof!"

The long knife stabbed me in the ass and made me scream in pain. At this time, Dongfang Xue walked out of the ruins of the table and went through a fight. Her short sleeves were also torn off. It turned out that there was a protruding nail on the table, and there was a rag on the nail, it should be that Dongfang Xue was in a hurry to get up just now, so he accidentally cut his clothes.

As soon as the clothes were torn, Dongfang Xue's proud cup suddenly appeared in front of me. She wears a purple lingerie with a hellokitty printed on it.

At this time, I was in pain, and quickly raised my hand and said, "We...... Don't fight yet. I'm seriously injured now, and you can't fight anymore, right? Look at you, your hellokitty is going to fall out, even if we tie. ”

Dongfang Xue gritted her teeth and said: "The people in Buddhism have long left these ordinary people behind. Evil cultivators, you are in calamity today. ”

"Really...... I pulled out my knife in pain, clutching my buttocks, "can you really leave it behind?" Come and see, everyone, there's a girl here who is so shameless, showing off her hellokitty in front of the public! ”

"You! Nonsense! ”

Dongfang Xue subconsciously covered hellokitty, gritted her teeth and said: "Okay, you disciple, don't think you will scare me like this, I will go out in a swimsuit myself, you can't scare me!" ”

"It's a long life! There's a girl here who uses underwear as a swimsuit! ”

I shouted even more hysterically, and Dongfang Xue's face suddenly appeared a flush. She clutched her chest and gritted her teeth in anger, but because of my words, she didn't dare to move forward.

I saw that this trick seemed to work, and hurriedly said, "You see, people want fame." If people see me bleeding from the butt and you're walking around with a hellokitty exposed, what would everyone think? ”

"It's disgusting for you to talk, you have a good fight to be so obscene by you......," Dongfang Xue said angrily, "If you still want to talk nonsense, I will tear your mouth off!" ”

I said seriously: "Do you think this is good, I will take off my own clothes for you to wear." You give up your attack on me for the time being. It's a misunderstanding, let's talk about it, you don't want your hellokitty to freeze, do you? You don't want your big white ......."

"Shut up!"

Dongfang Xue scolded me anxiously and stomped her foot angrily. I smiled and took off my clothes and threw them to her.

She hurriedly grabbed my clothes and put them on, then sniffed the clothes, and said with disgust on her face: "It's all smoke." ”

"What can I do......" I said helplessly, "I say, you really haven't recognized who I am yet?" ”

Dongfang Xue shook her head and said, "No." ”

I said seriously: "You open the list and see if Qiankun will be the first, and see if it looks familiar." ”

"I'm a member of the Buddhist Sect, why do I have to look at the Dao ......List," Dongfang Xue said coldly, "Although I usually have a concurrent Dao cultivation, the Dao Realm is not my main battlefield. ”

"That's ......"

I can only briefly explain the matter to Dongfang Xue and clarify that this is a misunderstanding. After Dongfang Xue heard this, she frowned and said, "Is this really the case?" I don't think it's very credible. ”

I hurriedly said, "I know you won't believe it right away, but I have to tell you." I'm not. I, Jiang Cheng, stand up to the sky, never do obscene things, and I already have the best woman in my heart. No matter how beautiful and beautiful a woman in the world is, she can't make me feel excited. ”

Dongfang Xuehu looked at me suspiciously, and she snorted coldly: "Okay, I'll give you a chance." I'd like to see if you have any evil cult items on you, once you find them. Be sure to overdo you! ”

I spread my hands and said, "Search as you like." ”

Dongfang Xue directly opened my backpack and snorted coldly: "You are a pervert, there will definitely be obscene drugs on your body, let me search for it." ”

She searched inside for a while, only to find some Dao talismans and the Broken Pill. Then she looked at me with a frown and muttered, "Could it be that you are hiding it?" ”

I said helplessly: "Little sister, do you think I can still hide things on my body?" There are a lot of evil cultivators, and I can't hide them anymore. Look at my armor. It's a skinny type, and you can see everything you hide. ”

Dongfang Xue rubbed her face and muttered: "Then it seems that I admitted my mistake, but you are too, directly drug and bind people, how can I not think that you are an evil cultivator?" ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't do it right, but now we have to find the real evil cultivator." Can you please let me apply the elixir, and we will quickly arrest the real evil cultivators. ”

"It's okay, you can paint it."

I nodded, and took out the elixir. But then, I discovered something very important.

The wound is on the buttocks, I can't apply it.

I threw the elixir to Dongfang Xue, then pouted my ass and said, "Come on, you help me apply it." ”

"You shameless rascal...... Dongfang Xue said in astonishment, "You...... How embarrassing are you!? ”

I said impatiently: "Anyway, it's just a hole in your pants, and you can't see anywhere except the wound." You stabbed this anyway, aren't you going to be responsible? Hurry up, I still have to rush to catch the evil cultivator and complete the assessment. Don't think of me as one of those men, I've said it all, I already have a heart. I have no interest in women other than my wife! I'm a good man with integrity! ”

With that, I pouted and bent down, and a golden card suddenly emerged from my breastplate and fell to the ground.

Dongfang Xue looked at the words on the golden card. muttered: "Black Temptation Nightclub VIP Card? ”

I put away the card and said seriously: "No, I have a friend named Yun Mozi next to me, he likes to let me take him to a nightclub, and after we went to spend that day, others forced it into me." ”

Damn Yun Mozi, pit me!

Just then, another card fell to the ground. Dongfang Xue's face suddenly became even more ugly: "How can you enjoy the diamond-level VIP card of the bathing center?" ”

I put away the card and explained, "This is a friend of mine, Cao Da, who likes beautiful women very much, and always pulls me and Yun Mozi to the bathing center to play. But seriously, I'm just going to take a bath, I'm not like them. ”

Damn Cao Da, he also pitted me!

I put away the diamond card, and as I bent over, another book fell to the floor.

Dongfang Xue gritted her teeth and said, "Diary of a super lewd female high school student? ”

I can't explain it!

I slowly turned my head, looked at Dongfang Xue with an iron face, swallowed my saliva, and said embarrassedly: "If I say that this is a sword technique that kills Dao Zun in seconds, do you believe it?" ”

"Hehe, I'll help you rub the medicine. Merely...... Rub more places. ”

Dongfang Xue sneered, and suddenly took out a knife and stabbed it on my other buttocks......

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